>tfw finally got a gf
She's a bit chubby and has a nose piercing that I hate, but goddamn do I love her so much. She's a qt too.
I guess this is goodbye robots.
>>28186645
>Chubby and a nose piercing
BUT THIS IS EXACTLY MY FUCKING TYPE AND YOU DON'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
REEEEEEEEEEEE JUST GIVE HER TO MEEEEEEE
JUST....Just let me feel happiness....
You'll be back loser.
Good luck normie
>>28186659
shit taste anon. I cant imagine a worse combination
>>28186645
Fat girls with piercings aren't cute. Back to the drawing board OP.
we will be here for you when it all goes down the drain dont worry about it lad
>>28186696
>Being this low test
Whatever helps you sleep at night famalam
Post a fucking picture faggot.
>>28186705
She's not "FAT" though. She just has a bit of belly fat, her face is really cute. Though I do absolutely hate that piercing, but maybe I can convince her to get rid of it.
>>28186645
So, how did you do it?
>>28186645
You'll be back. I have a gf and I browse this board regularly
>>28186724
>Thinking high/low test is anything other than an excuse losers use to try and justify fucking pigs
>>28186730
This please
I think we all want to see
>>28186734
I honestly don't know. She always seemed much more interested in me from the start so I just rolled with it and became her friend, eventually falling for her just like she did with me.
>>28186731
Fat is fat. And girls with guts are nasty. Practice gf her and trade up for a girl with a good body.
>>28186740
>Actually trying to justify having low testosterone levels through meme text
>>28186752
Where and how did you meet? at some sort of work? mall?
Tell us how you crossed paths. Give us robots some hope.
>Fat girls give the best head
-some nigger
>>28186645
pic or it didnt happen.
We want to rate her.
>>28186772
Keep fucking fat girls hillbilly.
>>28186775
Online through Steam, turned out we lived pretty close so we started hanging out a week or so after we initially met.
>>28186782
I would, but this is 4chan and all. I don't trust you guys, apologies.
>op thinks he won
>gets his fat whale pregnant
>comes back here to post in suicide threads
>>28186786
But that's exactly what I will do. What will you enjoy?
>>28186772
If you think your high test bullshit has any scientific merit you're stupid as well as degenerate.
Have some pride about yourself you bottom feeder.
>>28186731
Never convince a girl anything. That's beta behavior. You need to make a girl do something
>>28186794
>Online through Steam, turned out we lived pretty close so we started hanging out a week or so after we initially met.
Well this is a rare instance, hope is all lost.
>>28186645
Congratulations Anon! We all knew you could do it! Just don't forget us while you're out there having the time of your life!See you in a week, robot
I think cute chubby girls only really work in 2d, real ones tend to look obese easily
>>28186801
Enjoy your nig-tier life.
>>28186805
Maybe this sort of body type is more your speed anon
>>28186827
Yeah whatever loser. Whatever you need to tell yourself.
>>28186842
UNHHHHGGG
WE HAVE TO GO THICKER
>>28186810
Never give up anon, it could happen to you too.
So a fat girl with piercings you met on a video game website?
>>28186874
No it wont, especially living in Australia.
>>28186875
I know anon. Regularly, I'd be disgusted with myself too, but I really do love her, so I don't care.
>>28186881
Fellow Aussie here, I know exactly what you mean. What it is about this country and everyone here just being a total normie? I mean, I love this country and all but it makes it impossible for people like us to form relationships.
>>28186905
I don't know mate, but it's so fucking bizarre. All the women here are taken, have had many many sexual partners, have friends with benefits and men constantly hitting on them if they find out she is single. Even Junkies here with fucked up faces from hard drugs have good friends. We litrelly have nothing.
What a fucked up world.
>>28186896
Get her a gym membership.
>>28186933
What state are you from anon? Just wondering.
I have talked to so many nice girls online, but they're always from other countries like England or Canada - every fucking time. I would do LDR, it doesn't bother me, most of the time they don't want to though.
>>28186968
Victoria
>I have talked to so many nice girls online, but they're always from other countries like England or Canada - every fucking time. I would do LDR, it doesn't bother me, most of the time they don't want to though.
How the fuck did you even get them to add you or get interested? None of them are interested in my posts like my QT charts for example.
>>28186987
Go outside of 4chan. Believe it or not, with the right interests/tags on Omegle you can find some there.
>>28186645
>fat
>qt
Hahaha
>>28187025
What do i talk about, mate?
>Politics
>Motorcycles
>Speeding
>WW2
>Grilling meat
>Beer
>Lifting weights
>My new singlet i bought
>My new shoes
Litrelly WHAT DO I TALK ABOUT?
>>28187034
Those things are fine, but mostly I am talking about TV shows or movies you might be a really big fan of, or some certain kinds of vidya, etc. There's no "magic" omegle interests to get girls, that's not the point of the interests. It's for that when you finally do run across a grill, you will share a common interest with her and make conversation and adding easier.
>>28187034
Try books/reading and music, you'll find lots of a girls that way.
>>28187093
Do i add everything to the tags on omeagle?
>>28187106
Women don't like my taste in books or movies.
>>28186724
High test isn't liking fat girls
Get your fucking memes straight
>>28187149
shut the fuck up you low test cuck
>>28186645
goodbye anon.
how old are you?
>Tfw haven't been able to trust women since I was 16
> Almost 28 now
>>28187143
Yeah, anything and everything. Try to avoid tags like "australia" or any aussie states though. It's literally just men spamming "ASL" or "m"
>>28187179
20 anon, she's my first GF.
What is it about chubbies that turns every thread into a flame war?
>>28187197
/r9k/ is a bunch of superficial, entitled manchildren, who would have thought?
>>28187197
High testosterone is associated with agression
>>28186881
>>28186905
>>28186933
Being a Robot in Australia is truly hard mode.
>90% of men are fit chads
>culture centers squarely around drinking, partying and going to the beach
>weather is too good for most people to stay inside so women can never relate to robots
>women are spoiled for choice because almost every guy they meet is a chad
>robots cant even get the best of escapism cause we have the worst internet
I should have been born somewhere in southeast asia where being an internet addict/gamer has no stigma.
>>28186659
Gotta love the robot entitlement at display here. Truly breathtaking.
>>28187225
>Wanting to feel happiness and compassion is entitlement
I know this is bait but I had to respond
>>28186810
I met my gf similarly. But through pokemon 3ds battles online. Never lose hope.
>>28187209
lol, I post here all the time, but I can't help but think you've hit the nail on the fucking head
>>28187209
Yes valuing physical fit is 'superficial'.
Fattie detected.
>>28187239
No, wanting somebody elses happiness because you think you're more worthy is entitlement. And envy I guess.
>>28187243
I met my GF in a houseshare. Nearly 5 years on and we're still together with our own flat and everything is just great. Never lose hope robots.
>>28187220
Fellow Ausfag here. There is truly no hope for us. Being a robot in Australia is the worst fate imaginable. What did we do to deserve such a hell?
>>28187259
OP doesn't even appreciate her qualities fully
The "wanting someone elses happiness" is just facetious shit posting, but if you want to get literal then yes, there's plenty of others that deserve it more. Not only are you wrong, you're also shit.
>>28187249
Or we find fat women repulsive, which is healthy and normal. Sorry it's not a safe space for shameless bottom feeders.
>>28187277
At least winter is coming up anon, no more of this hellish smiths forge we call summer
I didn't even have to have a fan on last night
>>28187220
>>90% of men are fit chads
Yeah, doesn't help I'm 5ft11 compared to the guys that are 6ft1 and use steroids since it's so rampant here even 16 year old's are on the gear.
>tfw natty
>>28186772
Go away Ahab
>>28187294
Australian summer makes me wish I'd never been born.
>>28187209
Kek. Do you even know what you're trying to say?
Guys who fuck fat girls are almost as delusional and crazy as the fat girls themselves.
You aussies are nuts. Tons of aussies moved where I live (Brooklyn). The girls are cool, down to earth, and hot. Not sure what you dudes think the problem is.
>>28187376
Wow you're a normie cunt, more at '11.
>>28186645
What's her first name? Need to know for reasons
>>28187277
This is the lucky country... unless you are a short, ugly, unfit man with no superior talents.
No wonder the suicide rate is so high, we're surrounded by everything we cant have. Going out is like getting mocked as poor kid in a candy shop.
Even if you break past neetdom, housing is too expensive so you are forever stuck as a mommy's boy or in a crowded normie-shared shithole.
>>28187326
>Go to the beach
>Chads everywhere
>Fucking chads
>Chads
>Chads
>Loud
>In groups
>With women all around them
>More chads
>Chads in expensive cars
Fuck this place it does nothing but mock me.
>>28187441
>>28187453
Australia is just a robot torture chamber. The whole continent needs to be nuked.
sounds like a shit catch, op. i met this girl and she keeps talking about wanting to go to law school and i just keep smoking weed
also she isnt fat
Australian girls are hot as shit. And they'll drink with you like dudes.
Aus spergs need to hit the gym. You're blowing it dudes.
>>28187510
>Aus spergs need to hit the gym. You're blowing it dudes.
I already hit the gym and nothings come of it, you fucking moron. Personality, able to carry conversations, facial looks etc.. don't suddenly appear because you are now able to squat 130kg.
Fuck off.
>And they'll drink with you like dudes.
That's because women here start drinking when they are like 14.
>>28187259
Entitlement is a buzzword the rich use to prevent the proletarian from taking whats truely theirs
>>28187510
Gym doesnt help when everyone is already there.
The average Aussie male has been gymming for years and probably on the celltech too.
Giving an honest go gets you from skeleton mode to forgettable mode. Bitches will still have their pick of 50 hot guys with a normie personality.
>>28187553
This as well i am the guy here; >>28187525
Most guys i've seen and met, who do gym here are on you can guess what. Steroids. I won't be looking anywhere near as aesthetic as any of them in my life time without doing the same.
But I'm not going to use gear, when it won't change my face.
Is Canada a good country for an aussie robot?
The climate seems good, I love the accent and I hope some QT's like mine
>>28186645
you'll be back m80 and we won't say a word otherwise. Good luck to ya.
>>28186645
>a bit chubby and has a nose piercing
see you in ~6 months
>>28187553
Then pick up a guitar. I saw that uggo angus stone w/ isabel lucas.
>>28187597
>look up the guy
>expect a hipster Chad
>what do you know, its a hipster Chad who's fit and still looks good with an unkempt beard
>>28187650
that cunt looks way better looking than me, fug mate.
Who /ugly gf/ here?
>>28187667
You have an ugly gf or you are an ugly gf?
>>28186731
yfw she leaves you due to the nose piercing
>>28186645
inb4 she's actually fat
>>28187650
He looks like that caveman from that Geico commercial. His band is great though.
Isabel Lucas is stupid hot.
Ausbros need to play music.
>>28187699
>first ausbros need to gym
>now it's music
fuck off you dumb cunt american.
>>28187672
I'm the ugly gf
>>28187699
That cave man looks kind of "jesus" like
Look into his eyes, he only wants to deliver love and goodness. Can you see it?
>>28187721
I bet you're fine femanon
would you post a pic
>>28187721
>>28187667
Yeah, not surprised even an ugly bitch is able to get a boyfriend. Living life on god mode and all that.
>>28187717
Well you said all the ausbros are on roids, so i came up w/ plan b.
That dude looks like a caveman and is dating a smoking hot model.what's your excuse again?
>>28187759
>links someone famous with above average looks
>a supposed good and popular band
>Gee i wonder why he is dating a good looking broad!
You're one thick fuck.
>>28186645
>he fell for the vigina jew
>>28187769
Then why don't you do something, become successful, get a qt gf, and stop complaining?
>>28187804
Why don't you shut your fucking gob and fuck off back to /r/eddit where you original came from? Think before you speak next time you autistic nigger.
>bb-bbhe's so ugly and caveman like!
I can bet my left testicle he makes you look like a hemorrhoid in comparison.
>>28187755
>that pic
It says a lot more about men than about that fat pig. You desperate fucks really don't deserve anything better.
>>28187821
whatever you say, uggo.
even this ugly nigger has had mutiple boyfriends
kek
My gf of a year is a cutie with short hair and a septum piercing that I love. She's mad cute.
>>28187742
Sorry but no
>>28187755
My bf is ugly too so we are a good matchalthough i think he could do better and he thinks he could too
>>28187966
Mf gf thinks she's ugly.
>mfw she probably thinks I am too>mfw I think she's adorable
>>28187279
lol faggot gonna cry cause he can't get a gf OP deserves it and you don't cause you're a little whiny bitch.
>>28188151
I'm sure she doesn't- you're both adorable!
I'm in TAS and chubby/fat gfs are easy mode I don't know what you're all talking about
btw I'm fat :^)
>>28187966
he said that to your face?
>>28188327
I'm a tool assisted speedrun too and chubby girls are disgusting tier
>>28188513
They are but a lot of people dont have the confidence for anything higher. Theyre a good starting point and if you have similar interests they can introduce you to upgrades
>>28188563
I dont know if I can bother it with practice gfs. If they are too ugo it kills my motivation.
>>28188587
hows your luck going with non-practice gfs?
See you in a week, fampai
>>28188606
Not good. Still havent formed a bond with a girl whose picture I can look at and fall in love with.
Making inroads with some which arent fat pigs but dont quite melt my heart.
>>28186645
you will be back faggot no one leave this board
