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>ugly
get plastic surgery
>neet
get education
>virgin
get hooker

Why don't robots do anything to change?
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>>28185967
Because hookers are dirty, sex isn't worth paying for, plastic surgery is expensive and getting moar education requires determination/intelligence.

Would rather just watch Netflix and leach off mommy 25/8.
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>>28186001
in other words, if you really wanted to change, you could do it. you just like the robot status too much.
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>>28185967
>get plastic surgery
even more ugly now
>get education
and crippling debt
>get hooker
get herpes
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>>28186093
>even more ugly
pick the right surgeon
>debt
take free courses online
>herpes
are you really that stupid not to use condom
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>>28185967
What if I'm short?
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>Tfw big nose ruins my face
Any guy willing to pay for my nose job here? I'll be your gf.
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>>28186193
go meet pygmy people
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>>28185967
>get plastic surgery
Fucking expensive
>get education
Fucking expensive
>get hooker
Fucking expensive

What part of "NEET" did you not understand?
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>>28185967
but first i need gf for support and motivation, i can't do anything alone
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Self sufficient wagecuck cyborg here. OP might be right.

>don't get plastic surgery
>work on self confidence, practice with mummy
>education isn't mandatory, I barely finished high school. I work as a machinist building shit. Good money.
>hookers are gross. Step One will help you with this step. Find a nice cyborg-eque girl
>or maybe even consider giving up some childish hobbies. Drop you standards.
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>>28186193
kill you elf
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>>28186093
>even more ugly
Don't get black market surgery
>in debt
What is a scholarship
>get herpes
What is a condom
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>>28185967
everything you listed is expensive and you're fucked if you don't have high income
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>>28186001
>Because hookers are dirty
maybe in the spictown where you live, faggot
there are class A hookers everywhere civilized

and no, they aren't rare and they aren't always expensive. a hooker is a hooker, its the worlds most rooted profession
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>>28187449
>>28187567
>expensive
well get a fucking job and save money. you can do it. you just don't wanna do it because it's gonna be painful. fight apathy and get moving.
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Go proselytise elsewhere with this le tough love meme, OP

Nobody really gives a fuck about your normie advice maymays. Try /r/depression or something.
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>>28185967
we don't complain about being virgins, but about absence of girl who actually cares about us
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I've done all those things, except for hooker I settled for 6/10 practice gf. The autism is our biggest handicap. It's just a meme to complain about the other shit because autism is incurable.
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>>28187567

Total face reconstruction is like 30k. Chances are you need 10k max. Average salary is 40k. Just work a couple months. Money is always the least of our concerns if you live in America or west yurope.
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>>28185967
They are lazy and afraid.
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>>28187942
2bh I was bored so I thought I'd make a normie thread. It has always annoyed me a bit that robots don't even seem to try.
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>>28185967
those cost money
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>>28185967
>le just get plastic surgery meme
ugly people tend to have ugly body features through and through and they'd need tons of surgeries to fix their ugliness. cases are rare where a person is good looking, except for say their nose or their baldness. when they have a lousy body type they tend to be ugly in the face as well. most people with beautiful facial features never got serious acne problems.
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>>28190388
Plastic surgery is a meme, but fixing inferior bone structure isn't.

A modified lefort 3 could easily bring you up from a 1 to a 6 in no time. Ramus lengthening, taking care of your skin, zygomatic sandwich osteotomy. Wew lad. What a time to be alive.
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>>28190388
>most people with beautiful facial features never got serious acne problems

Either you're a woman, or you're stupid.

one in the same, Ik.
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>>28190643

This surgery would take significant funds and time, only somebody independently wealthy could pull it off
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>>28185967
>pic saved as cockbunny.png
Thanks op.
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>>28190708

Looks like a cat
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>>28190689
Yeah, no shit.

Your either rich, or you persuade your insurance to cover it (which can be done btw). You either want it, or you don't boyo.

>>28187652
Enjoy STIs.
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What options do I have if I'm black? I can't fix this anon..
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>>28191098
Just kill yourself or start rapping
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>>28191098
Can't fix it, but you can make work in your favor by running zero inhibition game.
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>be good looking
>friend punches me in the face
>nose is ruined
Fuck I love fighting but this blows. I wonder if my nose will look better than before if I get surgery.
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>>28191312
>loves to fight
Normshit please get the FUCK out of here.
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