If you got a gf tomorrow, would you still come here?
Yes. I've been here too long to go now. I don't even agree with most of /r9k/'s views any more but I keep coming back for the comfort and monotony.
>>28185617
Yes. I still came here when I had a gf. But the reason I go here isn't to talk to others about "that feel when no gf", it's to try and help anyone asking for advice and that kind of stuff.
>>28185617
Prob not,because normies have better things to do than being pathetic red pilled mass of atoms such as robots.
I have a gf. I still come here occasionally because I'm terrible in bed and still feel like a robot inside.
Given that most robots would probably be shit in bed too, I imagine a lot woudl do the same as me.
No I would go to Reddit
Yeah. I'd probably go back to being a weeb since I wouldn't care so much about being cool.
>>28185650
Are you implying that this is the place to ask for sex advice?
>>28185678
No, where did you get that idea?
I just assume that 'incels'/r9k types would be pretty crap in the sack if they ever got laid due to their lack of experience and general incompetence. Women know how to identify what traits suggest a man would be a good fuck and as such they reject the men who clearly wouldn't be.
Dissatisfied with their newfound sex life, robots would come back here to vent about robot shit.
Maybe I'm just projecting but I feel there's a grain of truth to this.
I'm just here for the memes
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>>28185617
No I would go to her room instead
>>28185736
If you have a gf then you're not a robot, though. Robots are too autistic to interact with other guys, let alone girls (and I doubt they're interested anyway). If anything, you're a cyborg.
It's fine though, I'm a cyborg too.
>>28185848
I didn't claim to be a robot I just said robots would probably be shit at sex *if* they somehow got a gf and would come back here.
I'm kinda cyborg but pretty much lost contact with my friends/associates and my gf is my only real friend atm. I've lost all my social skills and am a blabbering mess around people I'm not familiar with (which is pretty much everyone). I only managed to gf her because we live in the same student house and eventually hooked up after a few months of being forced to spend time together. She is slowly isolating herself as well, which is a shame but lucky for me because she's pretty good looking and lots of men want to tap dat ass.
Point is, there are anomalous circumstances where robots/social retards can get GFs.
I have evolved above and beyond the need of a girlfriend.
If anything, i need social entropy to sustain myself.
4chan, and this board in particular, are the best places to gather it.
>>28185617
I've had a gf for 5 years and if anything I come here more than before
Probably to brag a bit so I could see how many people would say some variant of see you in 6 months or to go fuck myself.
Until she left me because of my crippling anxiety and fear of her leaving me, I probably wouldn't hang out here.
>>28186064
Getting a gf becomes less attractive when you realize that even after getting one, the problems don't end. It's hard for me to decide which is better; having a gf for a while and experiencing the warmth of another person after years of loneliness, or not having one at all and then not having your heart broken when she leaves you.
There doesn't seem to be a clear winner.
totally. If only to rub it in all your fucking faces.
But more realistically probably to report my experience.
I think robots should document their experiences so that future generations can study this phenomenon. We have a responsibility to the robots of future generations to help them in any possible way.
Keep a journal. If you achieve success we can refer back to it. If not we can look at it and try to determine what big points of failure are across this vast demographic.
>>28185617
Yes, but I wouldn't mention it and rub it in everyone elses' faces like an attetion seeking asshole though
>>28186163
My heart has been broken by a girl that wasn't even my fucking girlfriend. I just made an attempt to date her. I still look back on the time I spent with her fondly.
I will take one gf please. I can handle a breakup when it comes if I get to enjoy a decent amount of time with her...
>>28185659
this desu normies don't belong here
I found one a week ago and I'm still here. The robot problems never go away even if you get gf. I'm insecure, still dress like an autist and can't even cum from sex.
Pretty sure I could make a specific girl my girlfriend in 5 minutes if I really wanted to.
I've talked to her a bunch online (mostly when drunk) and she says she loves me but I'm kind of scared of a relationship/scared of losing her if she actually spent more time with me in person/scared that she would get pregnant and keep the baby to keep me around.
I could drive over there right now and fuck her probably (if I wasn't currently drunk and if I could actually get a boner when I got there (I maybe could but I really don't think I actually could))
Not sure why I'm posting. Maybe so I can get flamed by lonely khvs that will tell me how stupid I am. But seriously, the baby thing is actually kind of scary.
It's a pretty weird situation, will provide more deets if people want specifics on how to tell me I'm an idiot.
>>28188086
>Not sure why I'm posting.
You're an attentionwhore
No, I wouldn't
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>>28188113
Probably. I just realized I didn't actually answer the question of the thread.
Yes I would probably still be here, I'm pretty sure my problems are stuck in me and I'm not actually going to change. Even if I got a qt I'm pretty sure I would reject her because I can't believe I can actually be with somebody and happy.
I usually don't post actually, I'm a habitual lurker and usually only post once every month or two. I have just drunk a couple of bottles of wine (which I usually don't do) and am feeling all stuck in my problems and wanting to talk about it but I have
>No friends
I actually am kind of sorry for being an attention whore, I just don't have anybody to talk to besides r9k and I think chose pretty poorly on my thread to post in.
I guess I'm still doing it. Sorry again.
Pish, I had a fiance and I still come on here. So single or not, I'll come on /r9k/ because there's something about you robots that make me drawn to you.
Probably the appeal of watching hopelessness being unravelled before my eyes. It's like watching a car crash.
I've had a gf longer than I've been on this board.
I just come here for the memes and to correct people when they go off the deep end talking about women.
>>28185644
what are you talking about. this board is like 95% normies
>>28185617
I've always had a gf when I wanted one, only been single 20% of my adult life, had gf's for over a decade
tbqh women are fucking boring. You autists on here really believe that a woman will make your life complete....... I don't know whether to pity or envy you.
>>28185617
I already have a gf, dicknuts
>>28185640
coming here made me so happy until /pol/ opened its gates, i thought this the hidden trove, what b/ had long stopped being... alas
>>28187976
is your gf not /qtpi/? or do you think you suffer from pornographic adjustments?
>>28185617
i got a gf 5 years ago and we're still together. it didn't change how often i memed it up on r9k. i didn't spend all day here though, most threads are redundant lmao
FUCK NO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I would dump her just to be here, its the only place I like on the internet and real life
Night I'm engaged and I still come here
>>28188469
>not taking the redpill
>>28185617
Yes considering that I usually posted at least biweekly when I was in one.
>>28185617
Probably. I come here because I want to know how to relationship and I'm intrigued by psychology and this is the only board to discuss it in away that's insightful but not too academic.
I would say I wouldn't have time as i'd struggle to fit a girlfriend into my work schedule but i actually just got fired!
>>28185617
Yah I've been coming here for like 5 years now and had like 3 gfs in that time period.
>>28185617
yes
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>>28185617
No, with this I would become a normalfag and there is no place for people like this on r9k. I don't want people with gf's on this board now, so I'd at least have the dignity to piss off.
Also
>I'm just her for dem dank maymay :DD
>I s-swear guys, inside I'm a r-real ro-robot!!
cancer must leave NOW.
ive got my first gf recently and i still go here. No girl will change the fact im an insecure autistbeen together 2 weeks and im still thinking shes cheating on me. feels bad man
>>28188817
lol you're fucked already. I give it six months, tops.
>>28185617
HA HA HA HA jokes on you im not leaving my room tomorrow
>>28188809
This board is for everyone who has problems with relationships. Not just what you consider the "worst of the worst" relative to yourself.
I started dating a girl about 2 months ago after 3 years of no sex. Just saying inside with the vidya feelin comfy and watching everyone I knew succeed. I still lurk around here though, because it's funny in a self-depreciating way and sometimes that's what I need for motivation to actually try and better myself.
Also fuck off newfags cause I've been on 4chan since 2004 when moot started it after he was banned from the Something Awful anime subforum.
>>28188898
well shit you're more confident than me
>>28189007
>after 3 years of no sex
>funny in a self-depreciating way
>what I need for motivation
>he probably doesn't realize that he sounds like the biggest normalfag
There's a place called >>>/b/ for posters like you
I got a GF and I still come here. I was here when the board was first made, when it was destroyed and recreated. As much as I long for the old days of R9K, I still like this board.
I'm hardly a Chad, but sometimes gross weaboos find other gross weaboos to weaboo with. And half a decade later we're still together
>>28189152
>he fell for the nerdy girl meme
She's cheating on you mate :^)
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>>28189152
Get the fuck out normans you are the cancer of this board
>>28185617
>If you got a gf tomorrow, would you still come here?
Sure, but I don't think my wife would like it.
>>28189007
tbqh going for 3 years without sex is worse than going without sex forever
>>28189352
Maybe true but at least u had it
Yes, >tfwnofg doesn't compel me to come here
The community does (:
i'd probably still misogypost because I unironically despise women
>>28188489
It's probably porn. I also fap with no lube
>tfw gf doesn't understand chan culture.
>>28185957
This is true. The few times I've gotten to have sex, I've always been so nervous about finishing too fast, being too clumsy, or being too fat. Most people on this board would probably consider me a cyborg/failed normie. I could probably pursue girls if I wanted but I'm actively terrified of getting in sexual situations now. I have no idea how this will pan out for me.
>>28185617
No, I've been here long enough to respectivo the other robots in this situation
>>28185617
I already do that.
She's as autistic as me.
Women are a meme desu
Dont give up on your wizardhood.
I don't think a gf would solve anything in my life.
at this point I'm not even sure I want a girlfriend
>>28185617
I've considered leaving even without having a gf.
It wouldn't affect whether I come here or not. I probably still would come here, because having a gf or losing virginity doesn't automatically disqualify you from robothood
Robothood is a mindset, not a measure of success.
>>28189289
No I like rubbing it in
>>28193392
did you feel the punch I just hit you with? fuck you leave me alone
Yes. I dont agree with 99% of the shit spouted here but i like to have some opposing views in my life even though the ones on here are a bit on the extreme side
>>28185640
>I don't even agree with most of /r9k/'s views
Same here. I started to believe the shit that gets repeated here but then I got a hold of reality again and had to remind myself that a lot of stuff here is just shitposting and satire.
I think the people who genuinely believe the stuff said here are too far gone, they're a lost cause and the thought of becoming like them terrifies me.
Just like you, though, I keep coming back here because I have nowhere else to go. Haven't found a purpose in life yet.
Yes.
Becausey'all mah niggas.sheeeeeit
>>28185617
What a silly question is this OP.
Of coarse yes - shitposting about the fact that I made it after 23 years.
Getting a girlfriend would probably be a huge upturn in my downtrodden life. After the eventual breakup, I'd most likely start coming back to this board. I really just want a girlfriend, or at least one close friend. There is nothing worse than being a lonely human, daily.
>>28185617
Depends on the gf
I don't know if I could truly maintain a relationship of any kind, at this point
>>28185617
I share dank /pol/ memes with my Chinese gf
She is especially fond of the Indian ones.
I've been posting here since the board was founded. even though I lost my virginity 4 years ago and have had a girlfriend for two and a half years I keep posting because I enjoy the community and occasionally provide advice
>>28185617
Of course, I just wouldn't mention it.
>>28185617
Yeah, no doubt.
>>28185617
No because I actually have respect for the community here, and I am not pathetic like the normie fucks who come here and beg for pity points
>>28185617
I have a gf. I come here when I'm bored.
Failed Norman here.
Yes, I was here before I had a gf
During gf
And after she broke my heart by going and getting herself killed in a car accident.
I'm worse now than I was when I was a virgin more autistic, more socially awkward and shit
I have a gf and I still come here sometimes. Not as much as I did before.
>my thread is still on
Fug.
>>28187976
>can't even cum from sex
Stop masturbating.
Yes I would. Out of pure habit. I don't even agree with most this boards views anymore but it's been so long that I just can't quit in a day. I might have overcome my shitty world view but I will never quite get over this whole fucking site.
Yes fuck frogposters and fuck >tfw no gf faggots. This place was much better before they arrived.
I've been coming here since around 2009 when I was 100% autistic. Finally got a GF, still autistic and still come here.
>>28185617
Yeah, and then she dumps when I care less about her than the Internet and drugs.
>>28185617
I'd write a farewell post.
I met my gf here and still lurk.
I just don't mention it at every goddamn opportunity. I don't see what it is about getting a gf that makes you have to become a gigantic tool about it.
Yes because I have other issues and getting a girlfriend won't solve all of them.
>>28185617
I'd stop posting, cause I would no longer belong. I'd learn to sage and argue with other normies on behalf of the robots still stuck.
I'd write a post telling you guys how I did it, then I'd leave for good. This place is really not good for you, when I'm at work I always have to ask myself "why are you in such a good mood?", its because I'm not browsing this place.
>>28185617
yeah
everything is hollow and boring to me. if i got a gf, friends, good job, sex.. it would make no difference
worst thing is when people try to talk to you and expect you to engage in conversation. i just dont care.. im sorry, but how can i say that without them taking it personally?
i dunno how this happened tbqh
>>28185617
Hell if I know. If she was a keeper and thought that I was too, and I got a life, why would I ever come back here? Emphasis on got a life part.Me having a gf that would likely leave my NEET ass would not mean that I magically don't belong here anymore, needless to say. OMGZ HE HAZ ONE GIRLFRIEND PER DECADE SUCHA NORMIE!!!!! Sure
Yeah. I'd like to share the knowledge I get so I could help others that are like I am right now.
>>28185617
I'd probably be fucking her for a while.
Then I'd come back to shitpost.
yeah, to call people manchildren
I'm practically married and I still come here.
>>28185617
YES.
Because there is more to this board than just being a virgin and not having a gf.
>>28197743
You from Colorado?
>>28185617
Am married, still dream of returning to neetdom so I post frogs here to feel better.
>>28188469
>/pol/ is evil and ruins every board
Maybe most of 4chan holds the views that/pol/ happens to hold as well
I have a girlfriend, but that doesn't mean I'm changed.
>>28185617
I got divorced and I'm still here.
Oh jesus fuck
I just asked a girl out. Like just a few minutes ago. Now I'm just waiting around for the reply. This is the most excruciating experience I've ever had. Somebody save me
OTT: Yes, I'm here forever.
>>28205467
Good luck. You might graduate from robot status.
>>28185617
I've spent the weekend having se and I still do
>>28205806
I meant sex...
>>28205467
>Asking a girl through texts or memebook
>>28203265
Nah britbongistan here
I've had a gf for two years now. She was a slutty bitch when I met her but she's calmed down a lot now. She used to piss me off when she told me everything she used to do for other guys. She thinks im over it but I suck black dick behind her back to get my revenge. stupid slut.
