>wake up
>see this
what's the first thing you think?
>>28185414
finally im dead
>>28185414
>am i sleep walking or something now?
BITCHES LEAVE
>>28185414
>Sheet, how long was it since I refreshed /r9k/?
>>28185414
She must be boring as shit if I fell asleep while drinking coffee at a cafe.
You're telling me I was sitting at a cafe sleeping in front of that qt?
>milk in coffee
absolutely disgusting. I bet she put a shitload of sugar in that too. 2/10 would not bang
how the fuck did i get to a cafe
>>28185463
Maybe your consciousness was just transferred into the body of her bf while you were sleeping
>>28185414
>wake up
>see this
>"didn't I pay you to leave?"
>>28185414
Why the fuck are you in my hou-
This isn't my house....
It's lit
>>28185414
she is literal 10/10
>>28185414
So I am a Chad now?
>>28185414
I've finally woken up from this nightmare.
Who is she and why do I have a boner? Where the fuck am I?
Why did I fall asleep in a restaurant?
>>28185414
>fuck. i fell asleep with my computer unlocked? i hope no one saw all the porn
>>28185414
>another one of those fantasizing/hypothetical threads. do i bother posting anything? can't think of anything. i'm actually not that funny
>Ok, act normal, this must be a gift by some entity somewhere, don't screw this up
>"H-hi babe"
>shit why did I say hi we've probably been together for some time
>"hehe sorry just daydreaming"
>fuck
>i hope she likes anime
Why bother having a relationship with someone just because they are attractive?
I know its a huge meme but ive genuinely lost interest in real females because past looks, there's no girls I know/have known that i could even be friends with which just negates the whole purpose of relationships
What the fuck am I meant to do with some broad who is the polar opposite of me? Those ones are for avoiding
>>28185414
>Did i die and reincarnate as chad
>>28185414
I'm still dreaming. Pretty shit dream as well, she's cute but hardly my ideal.
Why am I in a cafe?
>>28185414
>yucki brown eyes
>How did i miss this?
I'm actually serious. I broke up with girls over having brown eyes before. It just has no future. I'm not risking my kids being brown eyes.
>>28187078
You're fucked in the head. Those girls dodged a bullet.
>>28187078
Do you only look a girl in the eye after you're in a relationship with her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-veTvuvjwYE
inbound feels
Fuck I'm with some generic vanilla white girl
>>28187339
lol and here I am in my dark room masturbating over everyone's self-pity about how their lives don't compare to the video
>>28187095
Let me guess, you have brown eyes.
>>28185414
Why am I tied to the chair?
>>28185466
people who prefer black coffee are psychopaths
>>28187633
>how their lives don't compare to the video
See, for a moment I thought that, too, but then I remembered that I fingerbanged some qt blonde teutonic masterpiece in the blue waves around Corse, woke up in the summer sunlight next to a brunette shortstack that spent the entire night riding me, and helped a Persian goddess out of her tiny, tight black bikini after a day at the waterpark.
And now I wish I was 20 something again. Fuck.
>>28188397
The thing is see, I jerk off over that kind of thing too.
dick........ass.............GIRL......!
>>28188455
I should storytime some of it for ya then.
first i dick
then the ass
proceed to girl
>>28187095
>>28187103
No, but when I see brown eyes I just feel an extreme anxiety that my children might be brown eyes. Its like the biggest fear Ive ever felt in my entire life that I might degrade my sons into a life without blue eyes.
I have to be respectable to my children. I just simply cannot doom them into a life without being truly white.
This is not even bait. I actually would rather die than have brown eyed children. Can't mess around with your genes in this day and age. Have to pick the perfect blue eyed partner.
>>28185414
>fuck I actually killed myself last night
>>28185414
i have died.
this must be my little sister i've always wanted.
Who are you?
How did I get here?
Where am I right now?
What is your favourite WWII tank?
>>28185430
they must leave
Why am I at a restaurant?
>>28185414
>Did you know 9/11 was a US sponsored black ops mission?
An ugly woman who paints her hair
>moves along
I would have incredible sex with her and just before I finish the act I will wake up for good a few seconds will pass wondering where she is as I look over and slowly realize I am in my alone in my cold, lonely bed.
>>28185414
>i don't remember falling asleep at a cafe
>>28185414
>How did I manage to fall asleep at this table?
>>28185414
Ooh I'm supposed to use the chloroform on her!
>>28185414
>wake up
>hi Alexis
>Finished whoring to Jay Alvarez for the week again?
>Nice
>Made a couple grand by getting finger fucked by some beaner fuccboi, that's life.
>Ill have a Glutenfree vegan soy frappe pls!
>#SFlife
