What was /r9k/ like during ancient Rome?
Bumping for posterity.
Orginalium comintarius.
Same as today, everyone was a pleb
>>28185402
It was mostly populated by slaves who bitched about their owners tbqh
>>28185559
Heh
>>28185402
milfs instead of traps.
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
pretty much the same
dyogenius of synope aka dyogenius the dog
romans shitposted by writing on the walls in bars
>>28185402
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
>tfw I'll never shitpost amongst these glorious faggots.
>>28185402
>manhoodless little shit
>the shame of the family
>still virgin at 13
>never been to orgy
>never fucked his sisters
>no practical skills
>no profession
>not interested in his father's profession
>gets laughed around on phylosophy forum
>goes to theatre with his parents only
>says the arena is pointless cruelty
>thinks the gods are fake shits invented by degenerate ancestors
>would debate about MUH SCIENCE MUH LOGIC for hours
>actually will convince you the earth is flat and sun goes under it at night
>moves like a virgin
>talks like a virgin
>collects obscure shit like wine amphores
>room is a constant mess
>full of weaponry
>he can't even hold a gladius properly
>get married to a hambeast at 15 because family can't arrange a wedding to normie girls
>gets steady income from 2 families now
>wastes the money on bets
>could buy any whore now
>still stays at home and faps like a puny faggot
>17 but still no children
>father tries to force him to learn book keeping and trade
>fails miserably
>gets disinherited
>dies as a beggar in a shit covered alley
>>28185402
whatt ar u even talking about they didnt even have a computer all the wayback in that time.
>>28185601
>Ancient Rome
>Diogenes
Take a look at this fucking faggot right here
>homeless
>chillin in my barrel
>some faggot emperor comes along and asks for wisdom
>tell him to get the fuck out of my sunlight
>bitch nigga just walks away
>>28186663
why do you hide in a barrel?
>>28186663
how would you get your own barrel?
>>28186663
BEHOLD
A MAN
>>28185601
>le don't give le fuck man
I don't think robots would have the balls.
I do agree that he is the original manchild though.
>>28185402
>"Beasts were specially trained to copulate with women: if the girls or women were unwilling then the animal would attempt rape. A surprising range of creatures was used for such purposes - bulls, giraffes, leopards, cheetahs, wild boar, zebras, stallions, jackasses, huge dogs, apes, etc. The beasts were taught how to copulate with a human being [whether male or female] either via the vagina or via the anus." Representations of scenes from the sexual lives of the gods, such as Pasiphae and the Bull, were highly popular, often causing extreme suffering, injury or death. On occasion, the more ferocious beasts were permitted to kill and (if desired) devour their victims afterwards.[8] Chimpanzees and mandrills, both in fact ferocious and very powerful species of primate: "made drunk by wine and inflamed by the odor of females of their kind, were loosed upon girls whose genitals had been drenched with the urine of female chimps and mandrills." The victims were often virgins and not infrequently young children. One spectacle is said to have included "a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons."
>>28185402
>tfw Chaddius Titanphallus is already running a successful gladiator school at the age of 15
>>28186900
Sauce?
Patruelis (XV) exclamat pectoralis major
>>28186900
moar.
i can get only this erect.
>>28186900
>tfw you'll never be one of the tiny blonde girls
>>28186900
i'm afraid i'm gonna need some sauce to go with this
>>28185402
Little kids had to work in roman times. They wouldn't have time to sit around complaining.
>>28186308
accurate as fuck, well done
>>28186080
Absolute fucking kekimus.
Thyme.
>>28185402
Julius Caesar was black
the Romans were ruled by black people
>>28186080
>O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin
>>28188005
THAS RITEE! i almost forgot!!!1"221!
>>28185402
Chad gladiator is loved by the entire legion
lonely plebs are the outcast of society and are made fun of by the philosophers
>just like today but more incest
>mfw I'm a amateur boxer in the smaller arenas
>>28188786
>Why won't you leave my house?
>Because I want to steal your stuff
>>28186900
This is normie core by today's standards
>>28188853
shit sorry wrong pic
>>28186928
Underrated postoriginal comment9
>>28186080
>Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.
LOL even has Chad shit posting this shit is r9k
>>28186080
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
fuckin sick burn, samius
>>28189181
>Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women
Gaius confirmed Chad
>"Secundus defecated here" three time on one wall
>three times
>on one wall
original shitposter was literally posting shit and then shitposting about it on the wall
