>the average person eats their weight in spiders in their sleep every year
>>28184625
SPIDERS BTFO
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>>28184625
holy fuck, is this true?
>>28184650
not even close to being true
>>28184650
yes I will never sleep again
>>28184625
Do you believe everything you read on the internet?
Good thing I'm not an average person..
Chad and Stacy BTFOOO! Enjoy your spiders, normals
>>28184625
The amount of spiders it would take to match my weight (and I'm not even fat) would probably go into the billions
Pretty sure it's like 3 INSECTS per year, not your bloody body weight.
And certainly not exclusively spiders.
I don't want to eat my spiderbros.
You fucking idiots, this was proven false years ago. Spiders aren't stupid, and they won't just walk down your throat without you noticing
I know some do enter you while you sleep but not 60 - 100+kg worth.
Do you realise how much the average spider weighs?
>>28184707
It's like 30 spiders a night I live in a really dirty room so I barely notice it anymore
>>28184625
Nah, but the widely known fact that 5 out of 4 Indians name rape and shitting in designated shitting streets as their favorite pastime is quite true.
>>28184693
>he doesn't eat billions of spiders a year
Step it up senpai
designated thread
if this fact is true why do spiders still exist
>>28184746
because spiders have lots of babies
>>28184650
No, its supposed to be more like 3-4 spiders in a average lifetime.
>>28184700
You probably already ate a spider that actually cared for you and protected you against insects.
>>28184754
That's still way too many.
>>28184625
That is retarded. I would have to eat hundreds of spiders every night.
>tfw one of the big ones crawl down your throat
>>28184746
Spiders use humans as incubators for their eggs. The spiders can live quite comfortably in the human stomach, having co-evolved with us for millions of years.
Every week or so, literally thousands of newly hatched spiders will crawl out of your mouth and nose while you sleep.
>>28184725
you are still a retard.
>assuming a single spider weighs a gram
>30 spiders = 30 grams
>30 spiders in 30 days is 900 grams
>900 spiders each month over the course of a year is 10.8kg
This is completely fucking stupid.
>>28184725
>>28184793
Sit on your computer for 6-7 hours and see if you eat 30 spiders too, I doubt that.
>>28184625
This is an epic thread good job OP
>>28184808
well no shit because you're away. spiders know when you're asleep and that's when they crawl on you and you either eat them, or they go down into your stomach on their own.
>>28184793
But what about the invisbles they crawl in my mouth too
>not sleeping wih duct tape on mouth, eyes and ears.
>>28184836
You forgot nose retard.
>>28184855
how could u breathe if u covered ur nose bro
>>28184808
Spiders are smarter than you think they will find a way
>>28184862
Enjoy the billions of spider that will crawl up your nose dumbass
>>28184862
Simple. You don't. Better get started though.
>>28184875
spiders are good for u nikka
>>28184862
Okay, but with each breath, it's on the order of 10^13 spiders crawling up your nose because of your negligence, so, like... it's on you, bro.
>>28184884
Wtf spiders are gay they don't even give you good nutrution
>>28184898
gay is relative bro........to a spider, UR gay
really makes you think man
>>28184625
Top tier thread. Does anyone else sort of enjoy the taste of spiders when you wake up?
