I want to.hire a prostitute but I am scared that I won't get hard.....
three weeks of nofap should help
>>28183757
I wouldn't.
I'm an arcade cabinet, my coinage is flatulence.
>>28183757
The whores I've been with have made me feel at ease. Haven't any issues getting hard because there's no pressure in my mind since you don't know them and will never see them again after.
However I've had three times where I've had to buy more time because I couldn't cum within the hour.
Damn deathgrip.
>>28183757
Can you hire a prostitute to hold and sleep with, without the sex? I feel like it'd be too weird for her, but I wouldn't mind having that.
>>28183861
Yeah if you have a lot of money
>>28183776
and then you cum within a minute thats no fun
>>28183861
Well they charge per hour, so sleeping with her all night would be quite expensive.
Take some speed you idiot
>>28183757
>dat big russian girls butt
I already fapped twice today comon dude.
>>28183757
get some viagra/cialis for your first time, if you have the resources, get some beta blockers as well which will stop the anxiety which is the #1 boner killer. for the first couple of times I saw prossies I took both and was fine.
>>28183776
1 week is fine, even for serial masturbators.
>>28183941
Ahhh she IS russkie isn't she?
Damn I don't know how I can tell, but now that you mention it you're probably right.
What kind of food do russians eat over there?
>>28183757
BAAAAAARP
wew lad
>>28183757
can somone please explain how girlass works?
why does the vagina poke through her legs?
>>28184014
>can somone please explain how girlass works?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_00f6vOuWdM#t=59
>>28183986
No idea what they eat but I've always been into Russian girls. I'm pretty sure she's Russian though but I can't find anymore pics.
>>28184014
is this for real? (you b8er)
it's just how thighs are shaped
probably so when roasties get really fat chad can still bend them over and get it in there to continue the stacy and chad race
>>28184063
I gotta know the diet for >>28184008's sake.
Knowing is half the battle.
I can't be going in there blind, she could be digesting lord knows what, inhaling whatever she's offering is a rookie mistake. One that has its risks.
>>28183757
So men are so repulsive to be naked around slash have sex with that they have to pay us girls to do that shit? LMAO.
>>28184149
Congratulations.
You just solved an ancient mystery.
Women have been whores for 30,000 years.
>>28184169
Do I get a prize?
How does it feel being so repulsive to women?
>>28184169
*** millions of years
never met a woman who wasn't a whore
>>28184193
how does it feel being repulsive to nazis?
pretty good right?
>>28184193
No prize! The hat undoubtedly fits you well (:
carry on.
How do I find a prostitute overseas? I'm stationed in Italy and idk how this works.
>>28184203
Does it make you feel like shit? You could only fuck a girl if you raped or paid her. One day we will be able to reproduce by ourselves.
>>28184260
stop baiting the poor bastards, lol.
No woman in her right mind would be here.
>>28184260
why would it make me feel like shit?
dogs only love you if you feed them
girls only love you if you pay for their existence
and no you won't be able to reproduce for yourself dumb roastie. remember men made all the technology you see around you and continue to.
men will be able to reproduce on their own, or more specifically we'll probably just work out a way to fix roastie brains in the womb so they don't become ice queen bitches
Maybe rightfully so. I went to a hooker once and it was a nice experience cause she was a sweet girl but I couldn't get hard for the life of me. In the end I jerked off my limp dick while she licked my ear.
>>28183757
>tfw i get lay solely through cuckfux
shit isn't even a meme anymore
>>28184282
so bored with the who b8ed who shit that I'm just going to treat every comment is sincere autism/normie
b8ing is too boring for me I'd rather be a masterb8er
>>28184287
Ice queen bitches? If males had emotions in the first place women wouldn't have to look for your money first.
>>28184335
>comes to larges male feels board on the internet
>"hurr durr males have no feels"
alright I'm done with your fake roastie b8
>>28184335
Honestly why look at our money at all?
>>28184381
It's the only security women can have in this world. Men are too strongk.
absolute horse shit
So first
>>28184335
>"men have no emotions therefore I'll take their money"
how in the fuck does that make sense in your syphilis riddled roastie brain? emotions are interchangeable with stealing money?
Second
>>28184395
>"It's the only security women can have in this world. Men are too strongk."
ok so if men are so strong and women are so weak why do men have to work so hard to get in with a woman?
I hired a whore and couldn't get hard, shit sucked. Made me realize that I'm looking for more than sex.
>>28184503
jew media want you to believe in hookup culture
in reality everyone gets oneitis almost immediately and it never really goes away
if it does go away you'll be even more miserable
welcome to the human race
>>28183861
>>28183873
top tier escorts in my country charge like $1200 for overnight
>>28184542
sadly still cheaper than getting married
>>28184503
will they fuck me if i'm 18? is that to young
>>28184553
you can get a model tier escort in europe for even cheaper
>>28184257
prostitution is legal in italy, just look online simple
>>28183757
You're literally paying her to put up with you for an hour. Limp dick is not going to be a problem.
(And ask her if you can take a shower before starting. They like that.)
>>28184719
im guessing the op is relatively young in which case she will probably be relieved to not fuck some dirty 60 year old man with a crusty dick for once
>>28184260
>One day we will be able to reproduce by ourselves.
But you still won't be able to do any actual work.
>>28184556
They don't ask for your ID.
>>28184733
>One day we (women) will be able to reproduce by ourselves.
>But you still won't be able to do any actual work.
this, x10000 times this
Anyone seen the episode of Adventure Time where the lemongrabs turn all their food and capital into more lemonlife. This is what a roastie only world looks like.
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>>28184805
lmao stop worrying, we're prolly gonna have computers in our brains and artificial limbs and the rest of it to make us all superhumans within the next 100 years
>>28184828
only if men invent them
