>yfw at least one girl you know has masturbated to you
>>28177052
I know, I was at that lucky age where laptops had built in webcams and we were horny teenagers so we fapped on them.
>>28177052
Not a chance in hellz it's a nice thought though.
i'd bet my life that isn't true
>>28177052
that's impossiblenonorigianl
>posted a video of me fapping on xhamster
>this horny gnarly german body building chick posted she would love to "pump my cock"
>mfw
>>28177052
I'm like 100% certain that's not true because I'm an ugly, fat manlet with misaligned eyes and a 3" dick that everyone in school saw because some kid pantsed me.
>>28177145
link to video please
I made a Japanese girl cum on LINE.
>>28177168
I didn't know how to respond to her
I got too embarrassed and weirded out by the situation that I erased the video and deleted my profile
I used to mutual fap with my ex gf
never got laid tho
feels bad man
I also erp with people a lot but you can never know if they are actually girls or not
>>28177224
Show us your cock any way
>>28177224
Upload cock webm
>>28177298
o-ok
original post
>>28177375
It's pretty nicefor a mutilated dick
>>28177375
Wow, tasty :3c
>>28177052
Eat a dick, you stupid fucking faggot. In fact, down in an ocean of dicks. Fuck you. Stupid asshole.
>>28177375
I'm not gay but I'd blow you just sayin
lol btw isn't that nozomi sasaki
>>28177157
at least you can shuffle truffle?
>>28177375
Would suck you, looks tasty.
>>28177403
I do prefer uncut myself though. It looks like a pretty tight cut too.
I don't know any girls so that's impossible.
>>28177290
what the fuck? how didn't you get laid?
>>28177428
y-yes
she is my waifu
>>28177472
I think she was a closet lesbian
I dated her for two years and everytime we were alone and I whipped out the condoms she would start crying.
I just don't get it yo. Eventually I couldn't handle her not putting out and broke up with her.
>>28177052
Whats the big de al about someone masturbating to you?
>>28177504
holy shit I wouldn't put up with that either, but you managed two years? Jesus Christ
did you at least TRY to go for it? Like, did get on top of her when you were both naked?
>>28177533
Yeah were naked a lot. One time I penetrated her a little bit and it felt great but she didn't want to go any further.
She was really afraid of getting pregnant or something. So much so that she apparently didn't even trust condoms.
>>28177052
I'm pretty certain no girl I know has gotten off to me considering I never had a gf and I don't talk to any
>>28177567
I would break Otako
>>28177052
i've SEEN at least 100 girls masturbating to me.
i wonder if any girls have masturbated to me when i wasn't watching, but i'm guessing some have.
>>28177052
>tfw when tons have
I'm fat too.
>>28177052
I'm no normie but I know of 5 or 6 that get off thinking of me.I stay out of relationships,and flirt with any one of them whenever possible.Yet they know nothing of each other.
What's with all the fucking riajuus in this thread.
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28177375
Got a kik so I can see you cum?
>>28177563
that's fucked up, I'm sorry anon
yeah, but none do anymore (at least, I don't think so)
And chances are she is a shaved gorilla with elephantism.
>>28177406
Hi Yukikaze
>>28177504
I cried before/during sex a few times, I'm not a lesbian but I didn't love him anymore. He would make me have sex almost on command and I just wanted to make him happy.
>get teary eyed during sex
>eventually he stops and asks what's wrong
>laugh and tell him that it just hurt and that I need a break
>really in my head I was thinking "is this who I deserve for the rest of my life?"
She probably just didn't love you, or enough for sex.
P.s we weren't married, but hey if we never broke up ever it would eventually lead to that.
>>28177705
Literally who original post donut steel?
>>28177052
I used to write custom erotica for a living, and I specialized in some of the stranger fringe fetishes. Some of my clients, both male and female, admitted that they put me, the writer, in their fantasies. I've had people fantasize about swallowing me alive snake-style, shrinking me and using me as a living dildo, and having me chew them to death between my molars. It was more than a little creepy.
>>28177730
Yeah I think my relationship with her was loveless. Looking back on it, I think we actually hated each other. I am very skeptical of closed relationships now. I think it's very unnatural. I think people should be free to fuck whoever and shouldn't be bound by this oppressive bullshit that makes people cry and feel chained to each other.
>>28177580
Who wouldn't desu senpai?
>>28177762
>a little creepy
I get where you're coming from, but at the same time, that's pretty fucking neat that people were willing to admit that to you and that you(r writing) had that effect on people.
>>28177734
Your faggot emoji is something someone I met on normiebook always uses.
I'm still pret-t y sure it's you.
>>28177730
Agreed.I cannot stand prudes,and another red flag for me is if she's anorexic.I believe that if she has weight issues,what else is lurking underneath? I was with this crazy,short-haired nympho for a while and on the first day of being together,I was flashed by her.All ended because "I was too serious" yet she fucking proposed to me.
>>28177802
Lol no, I just thought his cock was hot as fuck.
>>28177801
When people are telling you their deepest, darkest, most taboo fantasies in explicit detail and you spend hours or days living inside their sexual fantasies so you can write them down for them, it creates an odd kind of intimacy. Some of my clients had never told another living soul about their fetish, and to not only have someone willing to listen to them but do so without judgement is intensely personal.
The molar-crushing thing, for example, came from a woman who is a semi-famous mystery novelist whose name you might recognize if I told you. Her deepest and most secret fantasy was to be shrunk to the size of a Tic Tac and chewed to death by a giant man, specifically between his molars. She kept asking me how many chews I thought she could survive, and how it would feel, and how I thought she would taste. Eventually I realized she was probably wanking to my responses.
>>28177133
Fuck that, I would probably bet my soul that no girl I actually know IRL has even thought of me sexually, let alone masturbated to me.
>>28177375
10/10 would suck that lil cock
>>28177887
So when she saw Shingeki no Kyojin I'm sure she just about ripped herself apart fapping
>>28178222
Probably. I know the giantess fetishists enjoy it.
>>28177052
Probably not for quite a while, the last time I knew a girl had a crush on me was in high school
>>28177887
I know the feeling.I'm a fellow writefag,and I get roped into writing smut for friends sometimes.I just do it for any female friends I may have a soft spot for,sometimes I even narrate it but that's for only when I'm faded outta my fucking mind.I take nothing in return.
>>28177052
wat
y-you dont mean recently just might of happened at some point
>>28177375
>cutfags
not even once
reminder that pic related did indeed happen
>>28177770
I feel like a lot of people believe this but nobody does it because that fear is too great.
>>28177052
I've fucked girls but I still don't have a self image good enough to imagine such a thing. Even my gfs I always imagined were masturbating to porn or some Chad and they never told me otherwise
I highly doubt that
Nowadays I don't know girls and back in school when I did, even when I was thinking of various classmates, in terms of looks I never got down into the regions where I'd hang out around the male students. So I don't think any girl did either.
If any did, I'd be disappointed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkACcdrF76k
this is an original video
>>28177528
Sexual validation
I've been groped and embarassed by girls before.
I'm still scarred.
Having someone masturbate to me is hot, but only in a sick way :(
Being the subject of twisted passion hurts, but I want it.
Pretty sure no girl has ever masturbated to me though.
None have
If they did, they made a mistake and have bad taste.
good taste t b q h lads
>>28178094
this. there's just no way.
>>28177052
That's right, she did it in a skype call for me too
>>28177173
I think you need to tell us that story, anon.
how did that even start? Also why are you on r9k?
>>28178094
This. Most people don't even take me seriously, even strangers and people i could wreck bare handed, so I doubt any women are masturbating to the thought of my faggot ass.
>>28180465
>tfw there is a pic of you getting touched on the ass by a girl
I bet this chubby sandwitch hoe at subway jerked off to me she is always super sweet and she knows my IRL name now that I order from the app
>>28181555
is she cute? or just a hambeast?
>>28177504
I once dated a girl who was one of those retarded scene girls. You know the types The stupid red dyed hair with black streaks in it
(looked ugly as fuck desu senpai)
the fucking retarded black combat boots bought from hot topic for $30 that would fall apart if it was taken through anything worse than a muddy hill, the likes.
Her fucking tits though. Her body. All of it was great except her hair. Her fucking hips were literally the most delicious hips you'd ever laid your eyes on. That's why it sucks that I never got to bang it.
Everytime we did more than me eating her out, she would get all teary eyed and say "she wasn't ready". This went on for about 3 months until I finally got fed up, had sex with her father, and then dumped her ass.
Fucking emotional bitches.
>>28181587
probably about 20-30 pounds over the THICK tier into the sort of fat tier.
>>28177375
This is making me laugh so hard, idk why
Thank you, anon
Nice benis btw
>>28181613
>had sex with her father
Anon, you can't just drop that and not expect us to demand elaboration, holy shit.
>>28177052
I cant envision a situation in which one female has found me remotely attractive, let alone thought of me sexually.
And if that was the case they would have had no issue getting me to act on it since I am so pathetic
>>28181613
>sex with her father
Uh, what's the story there?
>>28177052
>tfw 5 girls had a crush on me
>tfw they are all fatties or uggos
I fuckin wish anon desu there's no way anybody in my entire life has ever rubbed one out to my sorry ass
>>28181729
>tfw more than 5 girls who have a thing for me
>tfw afraid of relationships/intimacy and sperg out on purpose to get them away
>have a female friend who made characters based on me and all her other male friends in some highschool sim game called Artificial Academy
>find out later that it's a porn game
Roasties, man
With the availability of porn these days, I doubt it. I haven't masturbated even to the thought of somebody I know since I was about 14 and I'm almost 27 now.
>>28181613
>had sex with her father
>>28181777
Wasted triple digits on a fag.
Unless they are uggos or fatties, you should ALWAYS fuck them.
You fucking retard, i hate people like you, who had life on a plate and then throw it away.
>>28181665
>>28181687
Her father was an emo scene kid too, I fucked his 90 pound ass so hard hebstill messages me on Facebook, to this day.
>>28181613
>had sex with her father
what the fuck
>Girl had a crush on me
>She wasblack
>>28181837
>implying life on a plate means 5+ women are into you
>implying that they all don't have mass baggage/ two of them are minefields
>implying that it's a retarded decision for someone to avoid minefields
Lucky 7's man, read them and weep.
>>28177375
I'm gonna think about this later anon
amgril
>Missed the chance to probably hook up with a legit 8/10 Ecuadorian girl.
I still have no idea why she was attracted to me.
>>28177111
With trips like those I'd masturbate to you all day anon
I'm a gril bee tee double yew
>>28181952
then you know you should post pics or gee tee eff oh row stee
they werent masturbating, but i jerked off in a skype call for a girl multiple times
>>28177173
Hahaha... i did something similiar to that too, however it was with 2 different Japanese girls... Met them from Hello talk tho, then switched to Line
>>28181909
Prove it or those dubs be wasted on ye fabricating arse
>>28181777
Ktf. I can't get close to people. I've fucked a couple girls, but I always ditch fast. I get nervous, it makes me feel physically ill, and I need time alone. I wish I could fell ambivalent like I already do and be able to let someone in my life without making myself feel ill.
absolutely n 4ot
>>28177730
>having sex outside of marriage
burn in hell pls
>>28182000
I didn't do anything for 2 weeks (shocking - I know) and turned into a fountain for one of my female friends on skype..
It was kinda fun, but there were so many nights where sleeping was tough.
>>28182000
will you jerk off in a skype call for me?
Nope.
No girl has ever even smiled at me.
I might as well not exist.
There's no point to anything anymore.
I've disappointed my ancestors.
I'll never have a wife, kids, home, and career.
I'll just be a in a sate of arrested development in which I cry and watch anime until I run out of shekels and kill myself
>>28181613
>had sex with her father
>>white """"people""""
>>28181872
Black girls literally throw themselves at white autists all the time.
Whites can't be robots
I used to masturbate over the internet with a girl who'd wear different outfits for me, like one day it would be a miniskirt + thigh highs, another a tight one-piece swimsuit, sometimes just in her underwear.
>tfw a human being has never shown interest in me
Am I just an abominable looking human? What the fuck. Even uggos get some attention right?
>>28177157
i know this feel bro.
the only diference is that i was skinny at the time
>>28177052
I don't really know that feel senpaifam.post more Otakos
I wonder if this Chinese girl in my class does. She watches me a lot and I caught her taking a pic of my arms once
>>28182233
You're just an ugly fuck like me.
We're defective and not meant for love or friendship
>>28182233
>>28182388
Well, idk about you two, bit I'm actually pretty alright looking ( not great, but at least I'm well built and tall-ish) I get compliments by everyone BUT girls my age (19-20). I literally don't understand, I'm funny and can make them laugh, but beyond that no girl has ever shown any interest or attraction to me, except for one but I blew that. I just don't fucking get it, can they smell anxiety or someshit?
>>28182498
You sound like a normalfag so please fuck off.
Kthxbai
>>28182248
This is one of those rare times when I go to Tumblr for anything. It's either for porn or waifus
>>28182248
Otako a bigger slut than Galko
>>28177052
Read the description on this anime.
Looks like it tries to steal from Yuyushiki but Yuyushiki is superior in every way
nice pic doe
>>28182570
Nah, I'm more robot than you, reddit.
>>28182873
>funny
>makes girls laugh
>built
>gets compliments
>a girl has shown attraction to him before
You're a fucking normalfag
Just fuck off
>>28180091
you write like a bitch
>>28182612
Jokes on you, that makes me even harder
>>28181872
wasted opportunity desu
as long as you dont get her pregnant and have mongrel children what's the problem?
>>28181613
So to get revenge you can fuck dad, maybe I should just shag Chad.
>>28183345
That's pretty nice. Give me a girl half as pretty and I'd still be a happy man.
Normalshits leave now
>>28177290
i had 2 gfs in highschool and we used to cam and sext a lot but i never got laid too, it's a nice feeling but i'm still a virgin and honestly it's not that big of a deal, a little overrated
>>28182914
You're overplaying this things, if you knew the rest, you'd know how shit NY life is. I have this friend who's a literal neckbeard bit he has a girlfriend now, and an active social life (his new friends are reddit-tiers, but still), know he is more normie than me has defeated be beyond repair. I'm NEET and a virgin, trust me I'm a robot friendo. In fact, I'm almost 20 and I'm currently anxious about a doctor's appointment I have to go to this afternoon, my mummy made the appointment btw.
>>28183464
my life* not NY life, sorry autocorrect.
>>28177173
how did you find her in the first place? were you penpals?
>>28180091
you must have 10/10 looks cause you are nothing but a dickhead to her in chat and she still says you were "sweet to her"
>>28177583
>>i've SEEN at least 100 girls masturbating to me.
what the fuck?
![[Kazan no You] Shingeki no Yoku Onna (Shingeki no Kyojin) [ENGLISH]_11.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7FQpYbE.jpg "[Kazan no You] Shingeki no Yoku Onna (Shingeki no Kyojin) [ENGLISH]_11.jpg")
>>28178333
>>28178222
>>28177887
we really don't to tell you the truth
all of the titans were at a level of being essentially just made out of muscle
so unless you have some weird noskin/necro fetish then the two don't go hand in hand
It was the one thing that actually made me question my fet as I found all of the titans pretty revoltingits not like I changed though, have a nice giantess picthe fan stuff for the anime is pretty nice though, like the pic you put
>>28177052
This is not true.
Plenty of boys have masturbated to me, however.
