Why do normalfags love coffee so much?
>>28174788
we drink it to keep living (wageslaving and other work-oriented/wageslave oriented things)
why do you ask?
also coffee is pretty great for gaming too.
humans love drugs, and it's one of the safe, legal, socially acceptable ones
I take pic related
fuck coffe taste desu senpai
DONT TLK TO ME BEFORE I HAD MY COFE XD
>>28174788
Idk
>>28174824
I'm a special snowflake wageslave that never drinks coffee, because its gross. I got fired from my past 3 jobs for sleeping... Maybe I should start
>>28174887
i sleep 3-4 hours a day on week nights, i have a coffee every morning.
on weekends i crash for about 9-10 hours, and have a coffee on a sunday afternoon to get ready for the work week.
>>28174788
I've been drinking a shit-ton of it since I dropped pot. Went from one crutch to another, at least pot wasn't ruining my teeth.
>>28174916
>at least pot wasn't ruining my teeth.
Pot leads to dry mouth which does ruin teeth.
>>28174916
Don't drink so much and take care of your fucking teeth
>>28174904
>i sleep 3-4 hours a day on week nights, i have a coffee every morning.
>on weekends i crash for about 9-10 hours, and have a coffee on a sunday afternoon to get ready for the work week.
such is the life of the wagie.
I think it could be that coffee is associated with work, and because we live in a society that measures human value in success through hard work, it gives normies a sense of accomplishment (as we all know, normies are typically preoccupied with look the part as much as being the part)
Is mad men historically accurate? It would make sense marketing agencies would spawn this whole coffee culture thing. Even if it's not true I could see it happening
>>28174942
>t. lazy ass NEET
>>28174788
because caffeine is one of the best legal drugs you can buy.
i don't drink coffee, but I occasionally take caffeine pills because it feels fucking amazing and makes me super productive for several hours.
Because I don't know how to get Modafinil
Coffee us literally a normie meme. I tried it once and while it was decent I dont see how people can get so worked up over it.
Im a psychological dumpster fire and I love coffee.
coffee messes with your sleep. ice cold morning showers and a light jog is better get out that morning bump
Because they have social lives and stay up very late every night so they need it to operate in the morning
>>28174788
They don't. They like caffeinated milkshakes and having others watch them send emails on their macbooks, while drinking said milkshakes. They know nothing of the true power of caffeine.
I'm a nightcrawler, so I have to be wired hard to do my job well and stay happy in the late hours. Caffeine has fully supplanted alcohol as any source of happiness and confidence.
>>28174788
normies don't like coffee and they only drink it with tons of sugar. There was a study done on coffee preferences a few years back. People who enjoy drinking black coffee tended to be more aggressive and psychopathic
>>28175779
but correlation does not equal causation
>>28175801
Don't dull his edges.
>>28174859
>XD
>>>/reddit/
god i cant stand the coffee meme faggots. omg I LOVE STARBUCKS XDDD
>>28174788
They will never take coffee away from me.
All i do is go to coffee shops and buy coffee. I dont even know what to fill my time with in between trips to a coffee shop. None of my hobbies that i used to have can hold my attention for longer than 15 minutes. I don't see the point in college because i don't see the point in advancing in life because i don't see the point in being happy. I just drink coffee.i want to die.
>>28176458
He was being sarcastic, you silly goose.
>>28176715
no i'm saying that peopl who intentionally do that XD and GOYIMBUX bullshit piss me off, not the guy i was replying to.
what the fuck, coffee and being a robot are mutually exclusive now? will i get a gf now?
Your average college-age normalfag needs the energy to do schoolwork, hit the gym, party until 3 am, then repeat.
Meanwhile my NEET ass sleeps for 12 hours a day. I'm becoming an actual sloth
>>28174923
neither will ruin teeth if you actually take care of your teeth ya dingus
>>28174788 (OP)
Tastes good desu. I wonder why nobody's said that yet.
>>28174788
Drinking coffee is like smoking a cigarette. It provides a momentary sense of relief from the crushing depression of reality.
>>28174824
I've been NEET for 10 years straight. I drink coffee all day every day, faggot.
>>28174788
It fills them up with a lot of explosive energy to fullfill their dreams and do their normie shit
I personally cant even drink coffee
Who /addicted to caffeine/ here?
Where my 1 gram of caffeine in the morning to feel normal bros at?
I'm a shut in NEET loser who sleeps all day and stays up all night. Coffee is 80% of what I drink all night. The other 20% is a nice glass of cold milk to drink after I microwave whatever was cooked for dinner while I was asleep.
>>28177572
>coffee
>It provides a momentary sense of relief from the crushing depression of reality
no
Normies like sugary milky triple caramel cruelty-free double chocolate gender neutral soy frappuccinos. Black coffee, no sugar, is a good robot beverage.
>>28178078
>Black coffee, no sugar
>>28178078
>omg anon you drink black coffee?!
>its so bitter how can you stand it?
>because i dont drink starbucks burnt to shit coffee
oddly enough, caribou coffee makes some really good coffee
>drinking bitter normie niggerwater
>not drinking a nice sweet hot cocoa instead
The perfect beverage to wash down a heaping plate of tendies and fries on a cold winters night
>>28177969
yes fagtron
>>28178131
You must be a creamer and extra sugar faggot
>>28176458
Nice autism m8, well at least we all know you belong here
>>28174788
I drink a pot of coffee at a time and get so fucking zonked out of my mind that I can hardly think for hours at a time to cope with the bullshit of my life. Idk if caffeine affects me differently or if other people are just used to it, but it gets me fucked up and feeling good for hours.
>minus the cold sweats and staying up until 4am
>>28174788
just saw this normiebook
>>28174788
i lot of people pretend to like to seem ""mature"" but can't enjoy anything stronger than a blonde roast at starbucks and stick to whatever sugary meme beverage they have
>>28178665
normie book bullshit number 2
>>28178728
normie book bullshit number 3
>it's legal for normie housewives to slam caffeine several times and walk around essentially tweaking and addicted
>possession of marijuana is still illegal
ok
>>28174788
I figure, mainly because it's a drug and drugs can be fun (and anything fun is addictive), and as a child you're told you can't have any so it makes it a forbidden fruit kinda thing. Then that evolves to an excusse to talk/meet up with people, just like smoking.
>>28174859
I am really grumpy when I've haven't had any caffeine but i would slap someone for saying that.
>>28178801
>implying either should be illegal
>>28178907
that's the literal opposite of what i said. mein neger
>>28178801
>possession of marijuana is still illegal
the fuck you talking about, you stupid cuck?
>>28178078
this
normies drink sugar drinks, not coffee. plus they only convince themselves they like coffee because everyone in movies drink it
>>28174859
Tbh, this is me, but I hate that saying. I'm a caffeine addict, so without 2 cups in the morning I feel groggy.
>>28174788
tea has more caffeine then coffee
people are just bandwagoning meme retards it objectivley doesn't even taste that good unless you dilute it with sweetener. i could drink regular tea with the tiniest bit of milk tho also have you fucking tried peppermint tea or lemon and ginger? its fucking insane and you shoot mad wads during F.A.P
>>28178801
>you can be addicted to penis
>you can be addicted to masturbating
>virtually anything that causes your brain to react a certain way
BAN EVERYTHING
you know, man, the only reason they banned mary jane is because the government knows. it knows if you smoke it you get superior insight powers that lets you see through their lies and makes you see clearly through the bullshit. one love homie, also nobody has ever died from weed, coincidence?, i don't think so. bro.
>>28176698
There doesn't need to be a point to being happy you dolt. Being happy is the point. It's not a means, it's an end.
>>28179029
Holy shit fuck off summerfag. Or retard. Just fuck off.
>>28179447
The fact that there is no point in being happy makes me question the point in trying to become happy.
I'm lost in a postmodern black hole, lord please just let me disintegrate into oblivion.
>>28179537
but i dont want to
quite the predicament
>>28179547
Being happy feels good, what more reason do you need to pursue it? It just seems like such a silly reason to not do something, because there's no "point" to it even though it's intrinsically satisfying. Maybe you just feel like you couldn't find lasting happiness or something, like you'd find friends, a gf, a career or passion, become a normie but know you'd still feel unfulfilled somehow. You sure it's not just all those things you don't see the point of?
>suggest that a normie use caffeine pills instead of suffering the yellow teeth, horrid breath, and disgusting taste of coffee.
>"nah bro it's not the same"
>>28174788
I'm more curious to know why normies will pay $5+ for some weak coffee cut half with steamed milk and a bunch of sugar syrup poured in.
Anyone else here not affected by coffee? I like drinking it every once in a while, but it does nothing to me.
>>28178420
I used to be like that years ago but I'm too tolerant at this point. It still makes me impotent and piss a lit though. Made me build-up a lot of piss bottles years ago. Nice 420 get by the way.
>>28174859
i'd punch anyone irl if they said that
you think i give a fucking shit if you had your fucking coffee or not...fucking idiot.
humans are fucking trash kys
>>28174788
No idea. I try to drink coffee all the time but it gives me nothing except nausea.
People say caffeine is supposed to help somehow, give you energy, yet no matter how much I drink I feel as tired and listless as I always do.
Normalfags don't really drink coffee except maybe fucking sugar filled starbucks mocha bullshit
The only people I know who drink coffee regularly are fuckups like me
>coffee doesn't even do anything to you except make you a bit shaky if you have 3 cups in a row
Great "stimulant"
>tfw the coffee from our coffee machine is burning hot
>my father downs his cup almost instantly
W-What the fuck?!
>>28174845
>200 mg per tablet
Actually pretty tempted to try some.
>>28181581
>tfw can barely function after getting out of bed without a cup of coffee
>>28181626
My dad won't even eat if his food's not hot enough to turn your finger red from touching it for a second.
>>28181545
Normies drink mocha vanilla bullshits. Black coffee is the only acceptable coffee.
it's a status symbol
or more like a "i am a normal person, like you" symbol
which is absolutely fucking hilarious
>>28177672
Here bro.
>mfw I've been drinking coffee since the age of 4
>>28179186
That is not true though, normies smoke weed and are still normal, cynicals smoke weed and still are cynical. Psychedelics make you more aware of the reality of the system we live in IF anything, and it still depends on the psychedelic and person who uses it.
>>28178327
>niggerwater
That's a new one lol
Coffee makes me have to shit something bad, then my butthole is sore, bleeding, and feels unwiped no matter how many times I wipe it.
It also stains teeth, so no.
Green tea and apples will get you going just fine
>>28174788
Good for you in moderate amounts.
Makes you shit.
Instant energy.
Coffee shops marketed as European hangout spots.
Cheap
>drink an energy drink
>feel sleepy
>>28182857
>ugly autist walks into my convenience store
>asks me for red bull
>can see the depression and virginity in his eyes
>give him a lethal dose of morphine
>>28182892
I bet you smiled at him once and now he thinks you are into him and he keeps coming back for you.
>never experienced getting energy from coffee or energy drinks
I just drink it because it's sweet.
>>28182857
I have the same thing. Do you have ADHD?
>>28182857
>not knowing how energy drinks work
Kill yourself, sperg.
>i only drink black coffee
it makes me more talkative and less bored
>>28174788
>Stop liking something i do not like
>4chin in one post
On imageboard where people thinks that cutting yourself is okay
top kek
>>28174916
Coffee staining isn't ruining your teeth, it's just staining, if you stop for a while they clean up again. Whenever i had uni exams i would end up with yellow teeth from coffee bingeing but then about a month later they were always white again.
>>28183276
> "Hey anon let's have some coffee"
> "Oh you only have instant coffee... I only drink peruvian mongoose beans"
>>28174845
Yea.. two of these just to get out of bed. lol.
>>28182997
Try drinking more water and make sure you have eaten prior to having coffee. Otherwise it can dehydrate you, leaving you no energy and otherwise it only works by releasing blood glucose amongst some other neuroactive processes so if you have no sugar stores it wont do much.
>>28182715
> Cares about teeth
> Eats apples
>>28183276
>i'm a fedoralord for consuming coffee without filling it with dietary garbage first
What ever makes you feel better about consuming sugar and dairy, I guess
I've been feeling "tired" since I was a retarded 12 year old. I've never felt energetic or refreshed. I enjoy the taste of Coffee but it does nothing for me. I don't feel anymore awake if I have any. I hate how it accelerates pissing/shitting and to me it isn't worth the cost.
I once knew someone who took the "don't talk to me before I have my coffee" shit for real and they're the most basic, boring person I've ever met.
>>28174788
i never drank coffee before, but i recently started mixing it with hot cocoa and it is pretty good desu.
I dunno.
Currently studying at the moment and usually have one at lunch with a cigarette.
Then when I get home if I'm feeling like one and want to get some work or some vidya in for the night I'll go buy a coffee grab a few cigarettes and just walk into the bushes nearby my house and just sit by the water and think to myself.
It's very relaxing, cigarettes and coffee are my two bad habits, I like three sugars in them. It's quite unhealthy but I don't drink any other kind of drinks at all besides plain breakfast tea.
>>28183845
Ooooh... I almost never drink water, so that must be the reason. Thanks anon!
>>28183968
>I almost never drink water
you probably should the reason why you're feeling so tired and down all the time is because you don't take in enough water.
>>28183983
> Among 50 thousand other potential reasons
If anything is off in your body or diet tiredness is pretty much an immediate symptom. Drinking water is always good advice as people don't drink enough, but it could also be literally anything.
because it's fashionable, they don't actually like it
>>28181581
>tfw coffee doesn't do anything for me but blow the shit out of my colon a couple hours later
>tfw I drink some most days regardless
>>28181296
No you wouldn't you beta faggot. No one on this board would
>>28183983
i drink around 2L - 3L of water almost daily and I'm always tired though.
Why senpai, why?
>>28184842
Not sleeping well at night or eating badly.
Trust me, water/sleep/food as long as you comply to your needs, healthily. You will feel like a new person.
>>28175595
fuck off faggot
I had a guy at uni who had the same attitude as you. "No coffee for me just lots of exercise in the morning"
He was 5'4 and autistic by diagnosis
>>28184869
That's a load of bullshit mate. I used to be NEET and hit the gym four days out of the week and ate really well. Yet I was still always tired and unmotivated to do anything but work out and play video games, and even then the video games were sometimes too much so I'd just be here. I've since stopped all that and gotten a job and I feel like the same piece of shit.
>>28174845
lmao i also take 2 200mg every morning
>>28179186
"Tea has more caffeine then coffee"
Coach of the Summer Fag football team told me
>>28175660
underrated post
bloxoxo
>>28174788
I drink coffee. When do I get a girlfriend, a big dick, and success? Please tell me. - NEET
>>28183859
If you're biting apples, then you belong back on the farm.
I cut up my apples and mix them with a little lemon juice
>>28174859
I fucking hate this shit
I drink coffee all the time to concentrate but acting like a bitch cunt because you haven't had a morning beverage is just an excuse to be retarded
>>28178131
>>28178327
>muh sugars
This is why you're tired all the time.
>>28174788
In essence is as it follows:
>see parents or adults drinking it
>start drinking to show you're cool
>get addicted
>congratz
Same goes for tabacco.
>>28185768
>If you're biting apples, then you belong back on the farm.
>I cut up my apples and mix them with a little lemon juice
Oh, we got a sophisticated lil' bitch around.
tfw had 3 cups of coffees on top of having an anxiety disorder
what was i thinking
>>28174788
A mug of good, flavorful coffee is good every once in a while. Treating it like an addiction is normietism though.
>not having a lovely cuppa tea with a Twinings English Breakfast teabag to start your day.
Peasants.
>>28185768
What's wrong with being on a farm?
Interestingly, some historians link the advancements of the Renaissance to coffee houses
>>28174788
Keeps me awake, masks hunger and fatigue because it acts as a stimulant, providing a short-term boost in energy and alertness.
daily reminder that if you order coffee from a store everyday to regularly, you cannot be a robot
daily reminder that if you order any sweet coffee drinks regularly, occasional is fine, you cannot be a robot
daily reminder that if you load your coffee with 2+ sugars and cream, you cannot be a robot
>>28185995
>addicted
>to coffee
kek. what are you 15?
>>28174887
try some meth. falling asleep won't happen.
>>28174788
Caffeine is accepted both legally and culturally, it has a low to nonexistent tolerance and it's very hard to overdose on.
Although there are likely way better stimulants that are illegal or undiscovered (maybe even both), very few drugs will ever enjoy caffeine's reputation.
Personally, I'd take Nicotine over Caffeine any day. IMO it is a near perfect stimulant, but drug experiences are subjective.
They think it makes them look cultured and smart. Its all in the image OP
>>28186068
Damn straight. I also put matcha in my green tea
>>28187024
>drinking black tea that permanently stains teeth
>twinnings of all brands
>>28187053
Means you're uncivilized
>>28174788
Coffee is good. Personally, I think it's stupid to drink it every fucking day like some people do but when I desperately need the energy boost, it actually works for me.
Though just a straight espresso or black coffee is all I need. Fuck the random sugary shit and milk. It's like asking for a belly ache.
I'm not going to lie. I drink a lot of fucking coffee on a daily basis. It's just a good beverage. I was forced to drink black coffee for a while and it's all I can handle now. Can't believe I used to enjoy all the sugar and creamer I used to add. It makes me crazy sweaty though but I don't have anybody to impress.
Who 15+ cups a day here?
>>28186926
Obviously not at all
>>28189145
The energy is great. I'd totally drink my black coffee err-day if I can feel energetic like that all the time
but
doesn't it make you need to shit all the time??
I we literally just thinking this the other day.
>le coffee and wine XD
Annoying
>>28174788
Because its a meme tier drink.
>>28189341
Not really. I could just be used to it since it's been routine for years. One bowel movement a day right after my second cup of coffee like clockwork.
Not sure if it has messed up my colon or something though. Just sayin' because if I have a shot of alcohol I'll shit my pants if I can't get to a bathroom in 2 minutes. Afterwards it's a-okay.
>>28174844
This is what I was going to come say. Of the three legal and common recerational drugs (alcohol, caffeine, and nicotine), caffeine is the only one that isn't seen as having severe physical repercussions, and coffee is healthier than other sources of caffeine like soda or energy drinks
>>28189502
>not drinking wine
you American or something?
>>28191067
>drinking alcohol
You some kind of degenerate or something?
>>28191348
yea, I am a degenerate
I like it because it's warm and regulates my poop. After 3 cups I weigh myself, then take a big fat shit, then weigh myself again to see how big the poop was.
Hot tea is meh. Hot chocolate is for children. Hot coffee with a little half and half is the patricians choice. No sugar. Sugar's for women and children.
>>28184929
I don't get those people. I would panic without coffee.
>>28179955
>"nah bro it's not the same"
Actually studies have shown that caffeine in pill form is more efficient than drinking coffee. As in the caffeine works better.
>tfw caffeine makes me mad anxious now
>tfw don't know why since I used to drink like 2 cups per MONTH and get a pleasant buzz
