> you slay Lord Wolnir
> Chad fucks her in the rear
>mom finds the masturbation gum
>chad cums in her bum
>he didn't get the chad ending for irinis storyline
>he didn't do the age of dark storlyine to fuck the firekeeper
>he didn't get the lord of hollows ending to fuck the shrine handmaiden
>he didn't use the ring to fuck the witch of izalith while all those cucks where worshipping her with insects eating their innards
>you spend your days defeating the lords of cinder
>she spends her nights getting rammed courtesy of Tinder
>>28167504
>>28167526
> You praise the sun
> Chad fucks her bum
>>28167504
why do always end up wanting to kill myself when i come here
>You unearth ancient tomes
>Chad fucks her with his bone
>You leave Firelink Shrine
>His sperm hits her spine
>>28167591
>you want to commit suicide
>chad cums on her behind
>you enter the abyss
>chad cums on her tits
>>28167668
this probably is the truth
>you have trouble on the Abyss Watchers
>he cums double on her crevice and knockers
>>28167504
> You defend the Fallen Knights
> Chad takes away her rights
>>28167504
>you need to jack off
>he makes her jack off
i tries
>You slay a green dragon
>Hes riding the Stacy wagon
>you drink from an estus flask
>chad rims her ass
>>28167504
You are the chosen undead.
Chad's too busy getting head.
>you discover a greataxe
>Chad fucks her and plays some lax
>you beat dark souls
>he plows her dark holes
>The arcane arts you've mastered
>Shes getting finger blasted
>you lit all the bonfires
>chads throbbing homeward bone is all she requires
> You crush on the fire keeper
> Chad just fucks her deeper
>you use stormruler to kill Yhorm
>chad fucks her in her dorm
>>28167504
Hmm sir pepe.. Have you yet lost the filfthy virginity thats within you?
If not then you must battle master chad to a duel to take princess stacy from him.
>you buy dark souls 3 on steam
>her backside chad does cream
Tnx man. Great one today. Abyss watchers on first try.
>>28167783
Of course the tripfaggot couldn't make a perfect rhyme.
>you completed Lothric Castle
>Chad is nutting in her asshole
>You battle monsters no one has ever seen
Loving her is just a dream
This board's finished
>>28167867
Thank for the (You) :^)
>While you complain about Trips
>Chad cums on her Tits
Is this suppose to funny?
Cause it kinda isn't
>>28167884
This was one was more profound with the second line non-greentext
>>28167838
>Chad just fucks her deeper
The firekeeper or your IRL oneitis?
>>28167890
but this thread is fun and produces OC
why not complain about eliza/sissy/fembot threads instead
>>28167926
>Is this suppose to funny?
yes
>>28167926
> You complain about my rhymes
> Chad licks at her behind
>>28167926
>you complain about other people's humor
>chad spanks her ass with a ruler
>>28167940
My irl oneitisall six of them
>>28167926
How about you kinda fuck off back to kinda reddit on the next kinda REEE train?
>>28167941
You are cursed
>>28167926
>You don't understand /r9k/ rhyme humor
>The strength of her next orgasm will give her a brain tumor.
>You open forbidden doors
>Chad fucks her like a whore
>>28167526
>complaining to mom about my tendies
>chad makes her wet in her panties.
>You try to rhyme on r9k
>Chad fucks her hard
>you watch JoJo and adore Josuke's stand
>meanwhile chad bangs her until she can't evenstand
>you venture into the Darkroot Garden
>she disrobes and chad begins to harden
>She's on her knees taking his orders
>2 years ago you let him cross the EU borders
Your cum sock is soggy
While Chad pounds her doggy style
>you sit in your bedroom watching anime
>she's fucking her second chad of the day
>>28168029
topkek
>>28167504
>You take on the Dancer of the Valley
>She takes on a cock the size of a galley.
>>28168076
This one hits hard for EUbrobots
>you spend your nights learning Dark Souls Lore
>She spends hers as Chads little whore
>Spend days farming gold
>She'll come back once she's old
>>28167755
>you became the Dark Lord
>with Chad she's never bored
>You're here browsing memes
>She's drinking Chad's cream
>You sit next to her
>Chad has sex with her
>you and your father used to play Wizardry
>whatever chad and your mom do at night is a mystery
Hold me.
>dying in Dark Souls makes you groan
>getting doggyed by Chad makes her moan
>You stay at home and play vidya
>Chad Gives her Chlamidya
>>28168174
>rhyming "her" with "her"
>you traverse sen's fortress halls
>chad pounds her pussy walls
>you beat your highscore
>she begs chad for more
>you thrust your blade into the Gaping Dragon
>Chad thrusts his blade into her gaping dragon
>>28168141
>>She'll come back once she's old
Hahaha, yeah this is f-funny!
Who cares about having a lover anyways?
Right...?
>you start another quest
>while Chad doth squeeze her breast
>you relate to the inner chasm of the Crestfallen Knight
>chad witnesses her orgasm, a breathtaking sight
>you take a moment and think about your starting class
>she screams out while Chad remodels her ass
>>28168242
stop
original commenterino doodlerinarida
>you take 1 hour in the character crestion screen
>she thinks of Chad while flicking the bean
>chad is fucking her with his rock hard cock
>you're at home staring at the knot
>You crave some 'likes'
>Chad threesomes two dykes
>>28168180
>you wanted your mom to fulfill your emotional need
>she just wanted the chad to fill her with his thick seed
Chad is a fucking casual if he didn't beat Lord Wolnir on his first try, it's like the second easiest boss before Yhorm after you figure out the sword gimmick
>>28167504
>You fish for (You)s on arcanine
>Chad's and her bodies intertwine
>>28168208
IT'S SO COLD IN THE D
how the hell we supposed to be original
>>28167876
a skillful rhyme, i wouldn't have thought of it
>>28167504
First decent thread this year, kudos.
>your doctor changes your SSRI
>chad ejaculates right in her eye
>>28168579
this. a long time i havent seen such a good thread on here
>to prevent losing souls, you wear the Ring of Sacrifice
>while pillaging Stacy's hole, Chad blasts Vanilla Ice
>>28168307
this one was pretty advanced. here's a (you) anon good job
>>28168639
Very nice rhymes anon
>against the boss you try your best
>she anxiously awaits the results of her pregnancy test
>>28168672
well that one makes me glad im not having sex and getting girls knocked up
>for a well-rounded starting class, you pick pyromancy
>for Stacy's well-rounded ass, Chad fucks it like a vigilante
The thing about these is Chad probably just beats the game just as well after he's done.
>you enter Frostfire Glade with Refined Frost Salt
>Chad enters her ass while downing single malt
>You roleplay as Havel the Rock
>she gags on Chads cock
>>28168317
>Chad remodels her ass
>She tells you she's a lesbian hoe
>Only calls you when she needs the dough
>>28168726
H A R S H
A
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S
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>>28168726
>The thing about these is Chad probably just beats the game just as well after he's done.
>Chad probably just beats the game just as well after he's done
don't say that anon. all I got is my vidya skills. don't tell me Chad as that aswell
>>28168079
Soggy and style don't rhyme you underaged reddit fuckboy.
>>28168762
Shit tier tbqhwyfts
I wish life was a souls game.
It's equally as frustrating, only in a souls game I can actually fight back against the crushing loneliness
You rate try tongue but hole fine
Chad gives her an orgasm that is divine
>You manage to beat the devourer Aldrich
>Tyrone finds white girls to culturally enrich
>>28168825
These feels hit harder than any greatsword ever could.
>in your message you called the gankers lame
>meanwhile with Chad she just came
>You spend the day on fashion souls
>She fashions for Chad, and spreads her holes
>you rage at your death and call it quits
>she'll find out about anal fissures the next time she shits
neat, an excuse to post this
>>28168776
"chad" in the nebulous sense is the perfect example of a male specimen, he excels at sports, vidya, intelligence, wealth, social status etc.
However, if we are talking individual chads, most only excel in two or more of these fields
>>28167526
Underrated original
>>28168825
Implying r9k won't all go hollow
>>28168802
S-sorry Anon!!
>While you shoot the portal gun
>She laps up Chads cum
>>28169028
thats still bad, just stop
>Amazing chest ahead
>She slips into Chad's bed
>You read your BradyGames Saga Frontier walkthrough
>Chad calls his ladies' names and they do just what he tells them to
>>28169081
>While you insult me and call me gay
>Chad blows her mind away
>you farm titanite shards
>while Chad breaks her heart
>>28169204
Rektso originale whoah
>>28168043
>rhyming stand with stand
>>28169378
it's spitting
>>28169450
What?
original comment about asking a question
>>28167504
>my PC is outdated can't even play DSIII
>1 reason to live, taken from me.
>>28169472
it's when you use the same word in a different context
>>28169509
ohh, I don't listen to negro spirituals much
Is it like lil' wayne saying nigger 20 times in one song?
>>28169557
are you trying to mock me or something?
>>28168996
>he excels at sports, vidya, intelligence, wealth, social status etc.
>>28169587
only if you interpret my banter as mockery
>>28169660
I'm not an nigger though if that's what you're implying. I don't even listen to rap desu senpai
>you read a guide on Dark Souls smithing
>meanwhile Chad's about to give her a whipping
>enemy drops the rare item you've wanted for so long
>she wraps her lips around Chad's dong
>>28167504
>she deals with chad, how crass
>i just get it in the ass
>>28167890
AWAY AWAY
>you crush on Priscilla
>she's crushed by Godzilla
>she says you make her puke
>now she feels the warmth of a nuke
>you never got to fuck that girl with a mole
>now as payback she's hanging from a pole
>she chose to live with Chad despite you offering better pricing
>now she'll feel the wrath of the Beta Uprising
