Very fast dong running at incredible hihg speed
Blurry people go to work
Meanwhile, Emma forgives me for sending her the shovel dog gif.
Can Chad get away with anything?
>>28166086
Are they ghosts???
>the current year
>reading tinder bios
I'm going in for the kill
>>28166135
I'm most interested in how this one played out
If you're not scheduling meets up with these girls, camping out, and recording their tears as Chad berates them and tells them he's not coming you're a fucking casual and need to fuck off with your baby games.
Otherwise, post vids.
>>28166116
it's no different for anyone else you just have to talk to less attractive chicks. idk, if you're getting nudes then its all good ayy lmao
>>28166305
No responses yet. I'll keep you in the loop.
Mild turbulence
2sassy4me
>>28166377
She's a tricky one.
>Captcha tells me to click on all the bodies of water until none are left.
>Keeps giving me bodies of water
HELP
>>28166570
My trick for those is to stop after selecting 5. It works most of the time.
This thread wasnt funny yesterday either
Charge your phone faglord
>>28166600
roastie detected DDD DDD
nuke the stupid robo mod senpai
>>28166135
kek, hopefully she responds.
>>28166600
>R/4channer from 2015 detected
>>28166617
Not roastie, just a normie
Go to r/tinder
Sort by top, all time
Browse several pages of tinder screens funnier than these ones
Bark bark! Tbo
So why do you ignore all the people asking for the profile picture you use like a colossal faggot?
>>28166666
i prefer these because it's fake chad doing it. shows how dumb these hos are. also, sick fucking quints.
Its shovel dog lol
>>28166666
Pents never lie
Posting tbo
>>28166135
does your trip have any basis in reality? interested in other vagabonding stories
>>28166116
>You like sports?
>Yeah
lmao tbhfam. great thread op
what the fuck is shovel dog
>>28166764
It's a reference to earlier threads. There was a girl who I talked to for awhile and at one point we were talking about being vagabonds together and carrying her around the country on my back
>tfw no Whitney gf
>>28166800
Video of a guy beating a dog to death with a shovel. It gets spammed alot in rekt threads
What did she mean by this? Tbqo
>>28166811
Being a vagabond sounds comfy I'd really like to try it at least once in my life.
>>28166828
Idk I hear it can really suck and at best you're just being a parasite.
Tinder thread are excellent. Vagabond, you are one of the few decent tripfag, keep it up.
>>28166870
This thread was fun til this one made me sad.
>tfw women will never want you like this
>>28166826
those last two messages should be cropped and used as a banner
I duno, it doesn't work so well for me.
>>28166870
vagabond, are you a real qt irl?
>>28166093
>still trying to get dick after seeing a dog murdered by a digging tool
truly these people are worse then bowser
>>28167036
She is responding and hasn't unmatched you. You're doing pretty damn well imo. Unless of course this is a fake chad prof, in which case it is expected results
>>28166968
It would make a pretty cool banter
SJWs everyone...
Sass levels off the charts
>>28166059
> britbots are all too timid to contact eachother
it's like some kind of sick joke
Lmao never knew women could be thirsty until you started doing these threads, op. thanks for making this khv's day
>>28167137
I am a fellow Bribot how may I be of service to you?
>these same women would consider your presence a mild annoyance even if you didn't look in their direction
>>28166059
Post screenshot of your profile anon pls
Just for you guys tbo
>>28167036
Don't be an autist?
>>28167229
Thanks fampai bro
>it's okay if Chad does it
>>28167188
very well put. the robo mod is a fucking cunt
You know, I don't think I'm THAT ugly, yet on another dating site I don't even get views, let alone messages.
I'd like to try Tinder, even if it's just to destroy any last shred of self worth I have left, as it appears to be the more popular app but I hate the fact it links with Facebook.
Can any anons tell me if you can select the photos that get displayed or can they just look through all the photos on your Facebook? Also, do they only see if they have a mutual friend or can they see that you only have 5 Facebook friends?
>>28167285
it lets you pic the ones to post from your fb photos. and it only shows that you have mutual friends so it won't show that you only have 5 friends. i fucking hate the mutual friend feature tbqh because when i have mutual friends, i can't say anything cringy or i know they will shit talk me
>tfw these threads are definitive proof that looks are literally everything
>if you are good looking enough you can treat girls like dogshit and they will still beg for your cock
I hate my life already but this makes it so much worse.
>>28167285
Unless you can take some Calvin Klein level shirtless photos dont even bother.
>>28167374
>implying that looks aren't literally everything to guys as well
Kekkity doo
>>28167401
I would argue but you're right.
>>28166600
fuck off, newfriend
vagabond's threads are the best. now apologise to OP.
I'm eating very spicy thai food
>>28167229
>u kno
>>28167585
I love you, vagabond
>>28166539
lmfao
"33f33f
IT'S OKAY IF CHAD DOES IT TBO
>>28168214
Stop blocking the numbers, faggot.
Lemme text these qt's
>>28168214
what does TBO mean? you're triggering me
>>28166800
Funniest gif on the internet
>inb4 redditor replies
>>28168214
have you ever called one of them just to see whether you could get some pussy out of it? i mean you could arrange a date and hook up one of your less fortunate homies. all he gotta do is say he used some pic from the internet for his profile.
Can you please give me that pink penis picture in the first image?
Bumping, great thread tripfriend
>>28166737
>ooh girl, tell em!
Fucking LUL
>>28168214
Kenzie is cute, i'd try hitting her
Roasties get toasty tbo
>>28168393
Bro, it's the first time i've seen some quality shit like this. Each conversation had me kekking mega hard. Keep up the good work
>>28168393
inb4 she gives you her numba anyway
>>28168393
Haha goddamit david
>>28168286
you are wrong, lad.
>>28168407
They always do anon
>>28166358
damn if she is for real thats sad
>under 5
Yeah right
Gross af tbo
FUCK LOL TBO
>>28168541
>the sjw found the report button
>>28167401
not really senpai. Looks are definitely a factor, but a beautiful cunt is still a cunt.
>>28168541
>I promise
Orig
>>28168541
JESUS CHRIST PLEASE NO
It's so over 5 lol
>>28168541
>inappropriate messages
IT'S A SITE FOR MEETING AND FUCKING SLUTS
>>28168609
Based
Why does she talk so pretentiously?
OP seems to be having some trouble reeling them in. Previous anons have had far more success with a more subtle approach of back-handed compliments and increasingly vulgar suggestions for sexual degradation.
>>28168214
>
was that a 619 area code? are you in san diego friendo?
>>28168728
Its not about a score, it's about what Chad can get away with
>>28168678
>both are applicable
are you fucking kidding me familia? It's fine to use the wrong one but damn this bitch doesnt want to admit shes wrong
>>28166539
literally what in the fuck? She must be autistic. There's no way saying you're so sassy right off the fucking bat would work on a "normal" woman
I was once an ugly loser, and subsequently became attractive.
>tfw everyone is suddenly so much nicer to you
>EVERYONE
>tfw they suddenly give you unlimited attention, care about what you have to say, think everything you say is hilarious and cute and and and
>tfw you can suddenly get away with anything
>tfw suddenly girls are fucking dying of thirst
>tfw you're more or less the same person on the inside you always were
Honestly it scared me how profoundly appearance affects your entire life
inb4 gtfo normie
>>28168818
OP is actually wrong senpai, alrhough neither of them knows it. Effect is right
>>28168882
you're b8ing. masterb8ing
>>28168878
>inb4 gtfo normie
nope. matter of fact, thank you for sticking around.
>>28168899
I know because Ive looked the words up before for this exact reason. Oxford.com nigger
>>28167132
OP BTFO
i like her desu
>>28168936
Effect is a noun. Affect is a verb. She used a verb, so she should've used affect.
Am I being baited?
Yes yes. Good to see you're back Vagabond.
Enjoyed your Roastie roasting last night.
>>28168870
The laws of nature do not apply to Chad.
>>28168274
tase bud orgasm, the guy who keeps using it is a literal retard who thinks it mean to be honest.
>>28169012
Glad to see you too anon! I love regulars
>>28168998
Not baiting. Effect can be a noun or a verb. Affect COULD be used here, but the meaning is a little unusual, and its rarely used this way (unless it's mistaken for effect, which it is in this case)
Tbo means "to be original". I cooked it up in my meme factory just to make posting these threads easier.
>>28169088
yeah well it's already taken faggot so come up with another useless meme
>got a match with a girl
>ask her to choose between two options
>Beach scenery or country scenery
>She chooses country because she enjoys the woods
>reply with "is that because you like dogging"
>unmatched
>Tfw I will never be like Vagabond
>>28169074
>>28168998
OK, I might as well step in here; I coughed up all those shekels for that English degree so I might as well use it.
'Effect' is entirely viable as a verb, but 'affect' is the grammatically correct choice for that particular sentence.
I like how the SJW was the only one to report me
>>28166666
checked them glorious digits
>>28168541
>Bad Offline behavior
What did they mean by this
>>28169141
>'Effect' is entirely viable as a verb
Give me one example.
>>28168915
It's because life is still as meaningless and confusing as it always was. Don't get me wrong, being liked is nice, but the big questions that plague us all don't go away.
The grass is always greener, boys
>>28168974
Shes a keeper
Bloxs
>>28169143
Big fan of your work vegabond
She's going to bite tbo
Fucking normies that get matches on tinder! REEEEEEW
>>28169171
To effect change in something.
WOWWW tbo
>>28169216
I hope she's not on Tinder to start a meaningful relationship.
On tinder.
>>28169216
Kekarino
Original Amigo Aqui
>>28169198
>REEEEEEW
He made a fake profile, calm your memes down, dude
>>28166592
>I love you haha
>yes haha
I'm dying here. Please stop it.
>>28169141
This is not a matter of grammar. It's a matter of meaning. She meant the common sense of "it does not have an effect on you," not the specific sense of "it does not cause you to become affected." There was no affectation specified earlier in thier conversation
>>28169256
>She meant the common sense of "it does not have an effect on you,"
Meaning that using "affect" is the correct thing to do.
it does not have an effect on you = it does not affect you
And to think I was supposed to meet real world obligations today
>>28169301
>Ya same
Literally what
>>28169143
robo king is here
>>28169128
that's cute anon i wouldn't have unmatched you
>>28169088
holy shit that's genius. tripfag back at it again tbo
>you don't know me dude
>>28169235
Shes giving him a chance to get on her good side sovshe can fuck him without feeling bad. Chad gets nany more chances than we do. Like 10x more literally
>>28169256
English Degree Anon again. Gonna have to go with >>28169274 on this one.
The meaning is communicated either way, yes - but you can misspell every other fucking letter in a word and still convey meaning; doesn't mean you should.
>>28169178
That's why I think suicide is pretty viable for robots. We can bust our butts to become normies and just end up in the shitty situation normies were already in.
>>28169346
>I know I wanna FUCK YOU
Tbo
>>28169347
Dammit, anon, get off /r9k/ and go to bed. You're drunk.
>>28169088
Thats a nice meme, do you mind if i steal it?
>>28166059
How do you look like?
Do you have a big dick?
>>28169206
the verb in that sentence is change, faggot; effect is the adverb
>he effected her emotions with his dick.
effect is a verb
affect is a verb
you are all fucking autistic
>>28169407
memes are to be shared among friends tbo
>>28169415
:( pls senpai stop derailing this glorious tripfag thread
>>28169360
Other anon here. I looked it up. Im actually wrong. I assumed affect carried the same behavioral connotation that affectation does. It doesnt.
I wish I was a good looking chad that had girls flocking to me on Tinder. I'd love to just fucking roast them all but alas, I'm just a mulatto
The baiting going on with this effect/affect debate is unreal and very triggering.
>>28169465
Are Americans girls literally this easy? I have a hard time conversing with British girls.
>>28169465
Kek tbo
tinder's boring as hell not even worth hooking up on it
>>28166666
Fuck off you retarded redditor, I bet you prefer those ones because they don't hurt your roastie feelings
Screenshot this and put it on r/4chan you piece of human garbage
>>28169487
>British girls
>Difficult
m8 I got some bad, bad news for you
>>28169487
Some if not most girls are pretty oblivious/awkward/confused, that is to say most normies are this way, at least from what I can tell.
And besides this is Tinder were talking about so of course a majority of these chicks will be easy.
>>28169415
>The verb in that sentence is change
>not noun
>verb
...Ugh.
>>28169561
>m8 I got some bad, bad news for you
I'm just terrible. I've met up with 2 people on Tinder but that was last year
Why not try and get these girls to show you their tits? Wouldn't that be better for everyone?
>>28168678
SOMEONE CALL THE CRIME STOPPERS BECAUSE I JUST WITNESSED A FUCKING MURDER.
desu senpai that comeback was quality
>>28168274
To be original, it's a less annoying way to say blox
>>28169589
British girls are well known to be super easy. I've never been to Britain, so I could be wrong, but British girls tend to give me the most unsolicited compliments about my looks.
>inb4 get out reeeeee
>>28169487
>Are American girls this easy?
Pretty much any kind of girl is gonna be that easy when you have a fake Chad profile pic to hide behind.
>>28169627
British girls are easy if you're American
>>28169680
Not American. I'm Swedish, so my accent sounds like bork bork bork, basically.
Tee bee oh
>>28169708
inb4 vagabond gets number tbo
I could go for a nap right now
>>28167272
>caitlin
I miss other caitlin
>>28169755
Of course he will. Women are fucking ridiculous.
>get insulted to fuck
>give their number away.
>>28169793
She's exactly who I thought of when I saw Vaga was talking to a new Caitlin
>>28169793
>5'2
>go away!
top kek tbo every time
>>28169793
>tfw no giantess gf
Tbo
Banner
>>28169920
and she was so sweet when you said you were a virgin.
it was a shame she had to deal with all that resulting drama though.
>>28169942
banner#2
Bump
nice thread bro
>>28169942
>>28170003
Dank banners!
If it's downs, it's down
>>28170077
>in special ed
kekekek how i wish i was chad so i could say shit like that and still have girls talk to me
Oh wow tbo
>>28170105
>being retarded is what she loves
>>28170077
now submit them to mootykins bc im busy with school work and too lazy to figure out how to get them on the banner rotations. you're doing gods work anon
>>28167229
Kek is that Matty?
>>28170149
meant to reply to
>>28170077
but you know whats up ;) you're a smark cookie
>>28170127
>Ever been on a casting couch?
Either this is gonna be hilarious or she's not gonna get the reference.
>>28166059
why is there are heart on the same line it says interesting?
Were starting to run out of ongoing convos.
I might switch to Anna for a bit.
>>28168678
Fucking savage.
Keep it up vagabond these are great
>>28170261
>I might switch to Anna for a bit.
see what kind of sex acts men are willing to agree to in exchange for a handy
What is it with hipsters and Zelda?
>>28170382
>those list of games
Absolute fucking casual.
>>28170382
It's literally the same list of games every single time. Except the fact that she's missing Pokemon.
>>28170382
>Zelda
>Mario
>sims
>CoD
>ASS CREED
jesus christ she's a walking cliche
Yupp is my favorite character too!
>>28170439
>"Who do you main in smash?"
>"Yupp!"
Stupid fucking roastie
No more tbo
>>28170439
that was a clear cut "yoshi". she is straight up pro.
>>28166059
Too hihg
>>28170439
>Yupp!!
Jesus christ
Real men respect and protect women
>>28170382
Because they're not actual gamers. They might have played a few times on their friends'/brother's/boyfriend's console, but they don't know anyhting about these games. It's just a list of meme games that they use to look cultured. It's got that mix of classics and trendy modern stuff. It's usually enough (if you're a woman) to win the trust of a male gamer.
But it's all about attention. It's all about infiltrating male hobbies so that you can be "not like the other girls" or use it to berate the community for whatever SJW bullshit is the flavour of the month.
It's the same reason that people read classic books or read classic films. They want to look like they know what they're talking about despite being tedious casuals. It's fine to be a casual, but just stop pretending that you know what the fuck you're talking about.
They are not gamers. They are tourists.
>>28166059
>talk to women like they are litteral cum sponges
>use animal crualty as a way to flirt with them
>still get more action in less than 3 hours than I did in my 21 years on this planet
I'm not even angry, I'm just realising some people are doomed since their birth
>>28170573
>muh gamer privlige
>>28170382
mario Cart
It's Kart ffs
These threads always make me want to kill myself. How the fuck do women think that this is okay? "You're a fucking whore and I hope your dad raped you"
"I love you chad"
>>28170439
I never knew i could contract autism
>>28170576
Women truly are disgusting creatures.
Hopefully science finds a way to impregnate traps soon.
>>28170600
>>28170615
Quite being faggots.
Just do the best you can, let the chips fall where they will, and take your pick of the litter.
Not everyone can be a winner. Fucking sit down at the table and eat the meal life prepared for you, or just quit.
>>28166059
Source on the pink penis picture
>>28170715
I'm not sure if I actually prefer the "just bee urself" normies to the "fuck you lol" normies.
>>28170715
and what are you doing on this board, Mr Winner?
>>28170740
>>28170763
I used to be a complete faggot like you guys. I started on /b/ at 15 years old. Now I'm 23, shitposting from my office job.
Seriously, just do what you can. I went from 300lbs down to a fit 180. The attention and overall handouts in life are insanely better.
Switching to Anna for a bit while we wait for more replies. Good news, Tinder finally changed her profile name from Aaron to Anna!
>>28170715
So acknowledging that 99 percent of women are degenerate whores, and not being a beta cuck, is being a faggot not?
Haha, okay. Have fun with your used up slut that got railed by niggers on the reg.
>>28170813
I'm not fat, just an autist
>>28170472
>you fucking casual
I'm going to start saying this to gurl gaymurs, do not give a fuck anymore
>>28170818
Dis gunna b guud tbo
So I just looked at old messages I've gotten since I was gone.
Some people lol
Fuck, I'm late to the thread.
Just wanna let you know that you make me kek every time, Vagabond... looking forward to reading this
>>28170876
Holy shit Bryan have some fucking dignity. Take that cock out of your ass.
>>28168811
her name literally means pig
who names their daughter like that
>>28170827
wat
I just said make the most of your life. Never said take a roastie to be your wife. That's why I don't hook up with girls, but just socialize.
>good looking now
>sociable
>girls constantly flirt and wanna hook up
>other girls see and feed off of this
>don't take any home because they're gross
>holding out for cutie3.14
>have reputation as a player
>mfw the good girls don't want me now
>>28170829
Oh, sorry about it then mang. Find an autistic cutie.
You thought Chad had it easy, but being a woman is unmatchable.
>>28170876
You must catfish him
YOU
MUST
>>28170876
fucking bryan
is he that desperate to fuck someone who swiped right on him?
>>28170914
Lol John thirsty as fuck, what a loserjust like me
>>28170914
>40 year old unattractive guy
>using an attractive 20 year old picture
of course he's desperate. 1 year of that is pretty sad though
>>28167036
>how many lads have you fucked
>lads
kek
There are literally endless examples of these littering my convo feed. Even Chad is desperate.
>>28170913
You called me a faggot for saying women are disgusting creatures. You are criticizing my acknowledgment that women are filthy whores, and that makes them disgusting.
>>28170914
charge ur phone
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28170975
Kekarooni what a faggot
Even Chad's are losers
>>28170975
Doesn't this kind of undercut the whole "Chad has it so easy" thesis?
>>28170981
Nah, I called you a faggot for liking traps, it's different.
There's nothing wrong with being a faggot, just don't deny it.
>>28171010
Being Chad is easy being a woman is even easier
This turbodouche just messaged me
>>28171025
holy shit what even is this guy
Vagabond you really make my day with these threads.
Every now and then I show a few screenshots to my girl and she just dies of laughter as well.
Stay golden, Chaddyladdy.
>>28170914
Jesus christ. You see women complain about this shit, or about guys being aggressive when they don't reply because they "have busy lives". I'm thoroughly disgusted by this guy.
Yet when you take the time to read a profile, create a message that's relevant they just fucking ignore you, so in that sense they deserve everything they get.
>>28171025
>that face
he fucked both of them, that dirty dog
>>28171025
Wow. Fucking disgusting
>>28171014
Traps are objectively the best.
They are girls without the horrible personality. They tend to actually be pure, and lots of them have really cute personalities.
>>28170914
>mt clemens
You from michigan?
That dudes thirsty and cringy as fuck
boooooo roast more roasties! roast more roasties!
>>28169415
EFFECT IS NOT A FUCKING VERB
IT IS A NOUN
PLEASE REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE
>>28171010
I recommend you go onto tinder or ANY dating site as a woman. It's not a theory, It's an absolute fact that you will have a TON of guys on you.
I once made a dating profile and kik with a 6/10 18 year old female for shits and giggles and my phone literally shut off from constantly flickering on and off and buzzing from the messages
It's not even just Women, It's just that dudes are thirsty as fuck. I've also made gay dating site profiles (FOR RESEARCH :)) and I also get bombarded with messages
The thing about Chad is that he NEEDS to at least try. It might be easy but he has to put effort in.
Women get approached constantly and straight up, It's as replying "sure" to one of the tens of dudes who ask you for sex
>>28170975
lordy lordy this is why i only message people like once
As much as I want a gf at lesat I'm not THAT pathetic about it
>>28169942
>>28170003
Mods pl mods pls mods pls
>originalo commentoro
Tyrone approaches
>>28166600
Fuck off. These are classic.
>>28171157
This gon be good
Origi
Let's set it off!!
>>28171056
#1 They're not girls
#2 They're almost always insane
>>28171090
>american education
they just teach you that in school because effect as a verb is so rarely used that teaching a 12 year old how to use effect as a verb is pointless
look at the dictionary and you'll see it's verb definition
Lol he's already getting mad
