>tfw too old to get first gf
>>28165435
I know this feel
Only choices are to hire prostitutes so i can build my confidence and make it seem like i didnt lose my virginity at 22 if i ever get a gf
Or go for 13 year olds that dont know any better
Seriously i cant date a girl my age even if i wanted to
>tfw too old for goth gf
blx
>>28166609
>22
fucking newfag, get on my level
I'm frightened of this. I'm 23 and never had a relationship. Even if I do put myself out there I'd basically be on the same playing field as 12 year old normies.
>>28166630
The absolute worst feel there is.
>cute goth girl works at arby's up the road from me
>go there every week
>I don't even like arby's that much
>>28166676
>he literally eats roasties so he can get some roastie
>>28166609
>>28166674
fuck i am almost 27 and i only had shitty sex with a hooker
just fucking kill me why the fuck was abomination like me even born?
if there was a god he wouldn't let me come into existence
You are all fine, you can find ugly virgins girls and use dating apps
I'm 27 and will probably become a wizard
Try being 32 and never having been on a date.
>>28167077
Teach us Gandalf, how did you master wizardry ?
I want to know what happened, or how it didn't happened
>>28166725
>>28166951
27 bros
i honestly can't understand 19yos whining about being 'forever alone'
>>28166609
>tfw you missed out on teen pussy bro
How old is too old?
Is it around 30?
>>28166656
like its a competition
>>28168005
it isn't, but with 22 it's not too late for you. anything over 25, you're fucked
Just go for teen pussy.
>>28167987
on this board it is
>too old to be someone's first
>tfw I'll only ever be the guy a girl settles for after her youth is over
Fucking kill me.
You're only too old to get a gf if you're too old to enroll in college. There are plenty of college freshmen who are still virgins, and they always are looking to lose it the first year. They start feeling weird for still being a virgin and often they sleep with fucking awful people. They have terrible judgement so basically anyone can fuck them.
>>28168584
>go for teen pussy
>she laughs at you
>be branded as a pedophile
>30 years of prison because murrica
>get raped to sleep every day in there
>>28166630
Please, whatever God there may be, don't let me know this feel
I'm 23 and haven't dated or had sex since I was 17.
>>28169308
oh look at mr. chad chaddington over here not being a virgin
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>28165435
>tfw too old for first bf
I hate being 20! Most girls my age have had at least 3 boyfriends by now
>ITT Children
I'm 30 and have never had a girlfriend.
I've had to invent a few exes because otherwise it freaks out normies.
>>28167975
going into college and haven't had a gf yet, how do I get in on that teen pussy before it's too late
I was exactly 23 when I got my first gf, before that I was a KHV autist fuck
we've been together for 3 years now
you guys are just fucking retards
>inb4 chad or normie
yeah because not even kissing a fucking girl for the first 23 years of your life is normal or chaddish
>>28171977
You're a late bloomer normie.
REEEEEEEEEEEE
reporting in 28 don['t know if good looking but a stacey didn't believe me that i was a virgin.
>>28172080
because normies' minds can't grasp the concept of not having had sex by 16
I was my first gf's first bf
The first time I has sex was with a virgin
Get shit on nerds
>>28172080
My gf doesn't believe that I hadn't made a girl cum before her, because I'm apparently good at making her cum
;)
>>28172235
>neither one of you knows what they are doing
>stabbing around in the dark with your half-hard meat poker
>not having an experienced gf who pleasures you in ways you never thought were possible
>>28172260
Yeah it was awkward and it hurt her a lot because she was so tight, but it happened
I didn't really have fun sex until I met my current gf
about to be 22 kissless virgin. to tell the truth it doesnt bother me one bit
feels good man
>>28172260
>experienced gf
>literally a roastie a roastie
>preferring used up goods
Lmaoing at your life.
>>28172349
So what ? You can fuck her until you both get experienced. Still better than fucking a girl who's already had someone else's dick inside her, you're the first and there will never be anyone like you.
>>28172410
it's okay, you can still at least prevent becoming a grand wizard ; )
>>28172437
I don't really care about being first desu, as long as she doesn't have a diseased cunt
