Welcome to the map thread: starting to heat up edition.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1969612
Have a bumperini OP I'm mulling over adding myself
>get an email first
>reply back
>been 5 days, no response
y-you too....
>tfw drunk enough to talk to people, but no one has emailed me
>tfw still too scared to message someone first because I'll sober up before they respond
>still all the same cunts in australia
>tfw you look at america
>>28164612
straya is fucking depressing
Fucking delete the Marker in Prague OP.
Its fake.
>>28164618
Yes it is, get us a green card.
tfw no robots in Sweden
>someone lives 20km away
>he seems to be a depressed weeb
No thanks.
who /BRONX/ here?that would be me, am the only one thereI wonder if that Bay shore girl likes moviesI bet she likes movies...am not gonna ask her thoughshes out of my league
>>28164653
fuck off we're full cunt
>>28165084
do you know where you are? maybe /soc/ is more your board.
>>28165053
tfw robot in sweden
Who here is just looking at the people in their state but not putting down their contact?
>>28165174
>wanting an autistic weebfriend, who is selfpitying himself
Sorry that I have standards.
>>28165413
Fuck you too, guy.
I know you're talking about me.
>>28165429
Are you in europe? If yes, maybe.
>>28165053
>>28165185
En till har. For paranoid for att fylla pa kartan.
Varfor hatar roboten varat alfabet.
>>28164417
>that one robot stranded in Chad
>>28165446
You're not in Europe though, there are no depressed weeb Euro markers.
Talking to an Indian bro in my area. He is setting me up with an arranged marriage. Thanks Indian bro. We are all gonna make it
>>28165487
Look again, there is one. Weebs from my country are also usually the bottom of the barrel.
>>28165522
>Weebs from my country
Just yours? I think you'll find that this is a universal rule.
>>28165456
Vad tror du kommer handa om du gor det?
>>28165522
>>28165533
>>28165544
>all these doubles
Goddamn son
>>28165544
I don't know. I am just afraid of coupling my online presence with my real life person in any way. Call it a phobia.
I always slightly modify the truth every time I tell someone something about myself online.
Also, I live in a small town in Norrland, so it somehow feels more reveling.
Just emailed the only person in my city. Oh god oh god oh god.
>check out map
>no robots near me
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>28165631
Do you have a brother you converse in English with?
>>28165818
That is weirdly specific. But no, not really. I switched to English because typing without support for the Swedish alphabet is a hassle, and this isn't /int/. Not sure how harshly the rules are enforced, but still.
>>28165818
posted up sydney failed normie get on mah dikno gaybot please
>tfw looking at peoples descriptions
>mine sparks me as rather autistic now
How autistic is it for one to add
>Looking for a gf
>>28165446
>>28165413
>>28165084
Sorry anon, you probably mean me. I was really drunk while I made my marker. I'm not as bad as the typical weeb and most of my "weebish" interests are /jp/ based. I also have many other interests, it is just that I usually do weebshit while I'm drunk, so it was the only thing I could think of. I will request that my marker should be deleted, sorry for being a disappointment to you.
>>28165929
>blaming it on i was drunk
typical woman tactic
>>28164417
Oh wow 2 robots live right next to me
>>28164612
it's an americunts world man. i know it feels
>>28165939
Ye, I shouldn't really blame it on being drunk, I'm just a depressed asshole, sorry for that. It will disappear soon. Thought that I maybe could make friends, but it just doesn't work out for me.
>>28165978
Quit being a bitch, who gives a fuck what some dumb nigger thinks about you or doesn't want to meet / talk. Maybe someone else will, and that someone could be similar and in your predicament.
>depressed
>lonely
>etc..
>>28164549
>2 hours later
>haven't added a marker
>or written anything in
I'm hungry.
>>28166067
same
dont want the disapointment of no girls contacting me
>>28166090
You won't get an email at all, regardless of sex. Unless you're a women.
>>28165483
>chad
probably just a joke
>>28165898
Would would essentially be the living incarnation of the /r9k/ Meme of the year all years
>>28166141
Woman here, emailed a guy in my city. No response.
>>28166141
I got an email of a guy in my area. We are having a pretty chill conversation.
>>28166171
Traps don't count.
>>28166193
Funny how theres always that one person, who's probably a woman. While everyone else got nothing.
>check out map
>there's no markers near where I live
Do I have the courage to be the first?No, I do not
>>28166090
I didn't even think about girls, just in general. Plus my hobby is video games and god only knows I've had my fill of /v/ermin for one lifetime.
Am I allowed to messages someone if he's not in my area?
>>28166420
does it say he/she wants friends?
>>28166437
n-no, just the contact info.
>I'm pretty afraid of men.
Fucking what?
>>28166510
MEN
MEN
THEY GROW BURD
THEY GIT HUGE
BELLY JELLY
>>28165874
s-sverigetraden?
>>28166420
Do it. just make yourself clear in the email.
>>28166597
Ja, fast mer for nagot ar sedan.
>>28165949
you got any messages yet ausbro?
>>28166597
/int/ generals are a mistake
>tfw contacted a robot that lives near me
>tfw meeting on Saturday to get ice cream and go to a park
>tfw just praying I don't get murdered
>>28166897
Just a normal day for a woman. Meeting after talking for a couple hours.
>>28166908
He's really tall and pretty qt too. I'm really not even sure why he's on this board t b h.
Shouldn't you be happy that two people found friendship, isn't that the point of this whole map?
>>28166941
Fuck off roastie, i hope the /soc/ normie pumps and dumps your fat ass.
>>28166955
He's not even remotely normie, actually. If anything, I'm the normie and he's kind of autistic. He's really nice though. I hope we become best friends!
>>28166970
>I'm the normie and he's kind of autistic
I think you meant to post this on one of your roastie facebook groups
>>28166941
>>28166970
>He's really tall and pretty qt too
>I'm really not even sure why he's on this board
>h-h-he's not the normie i-iiswear
>Even though someone autistic and a real robot wouldn't be meeting up with you let alone in a short time span.
>>28166996
No I meant to post it on this image board so maybe other robots know they have the chance of making new friends as well!
Don't be afraid to message other people first! And don't be so shy!
You guys can do it. I believe in all of you.
>>28164417
> three qts in Texas
Is this some kind of omen?
>>28167019
>Some whore living life on god mode giving other people advice
>>28167019
>No I meant to post it on this image board so maybe other robots know they have the chance of making new friends as well!
> robots
> making new friends
I have some sad news for you my female companion
oh fuggggggg :D
nothing will happen but something should
>>28166850
yeah it has become really bad the past year
>>28167065
>had to move to Long Beach because of family problems
>shitty yurop accent
>always sperg while speaking english
>no real interest
>don't go outside because no friends
>it is also too hot for me all the time because I'm used to colder weather
Doesn't feel good
>>28167065
los angles robot meet up when?
>>28167065
SoCal meet up? I'm kind of trying to organize this if anyone is down. Emailed a couple of anons.
>>28167185
Am not an LA.
If whoever did this is lurking, know that someone keked.
>>28167206
You normies are pathetic
>>28167207
Booker, just Dewitt.
>>28167185
>>28167206
>robots meet up
>1 fembot comes
>most charismatic robot goes home with fembot
>robots all go home alone and cry
> tfw you are encased in the germanic dick donut
>>28167314
>implying any real robot would go to a normie meet up
Nice joke
>>28167323
>brits
>germanic
>>28167323
>germanic
Don't lump us brits in with those ugly kraut subhumans
>tfw one robot from Colorado and they are in Boulder
God damn it
>>28167341
>>28167361
> he doesn't know what ethnicity is
>>28166970
>I hope we become best friends!
>become best friends!
>best friends!
>friends
Poor guy.
are grills allowed to participate or is it frowned upon :3
>tfw no one in my country
>>28167561
Um... At first you smile but then you remember where you are and frown. Then you eat a sandwich and go do something else.
That's my opinion on it.
>>28167561
participation is mandatory m'lady
>>28167561
You can participateif you sit on my pesis
>>28167594
whats that supposed to mean?? i posted my contact info anyway
>>28167566
>only person in newfoundland
>closest person in canada is in manitoba
>Eastern european men need not apply
>tfw I thought I found a qt czechbot gf
>>28167561
>are grills allowed to participate or is it frowned upon :3
Last time I checked this ain't Saudi Arabia.
Go for it if ye want.
>tfw your marker got deleted
>>28167561
Why do woman always have to attentionwhore?
200+ robots register on the map, only 5 are girls (3 of which are traps). wew lads
>>28167669
And none in Australia, not sure what to think right now lad.
>>28166970
>i hope we become best friends
>best friends
Cannot make this shit up
>STILL NO MESSAGES AFTER 3 DAYS
JUST
>>28167728
grill here
like have you actually tried being yourself? i got 10 messages in about an hour. maybe stop being autistic and try to think about what to add to your description :D
>>28167627
Its probably a troll, slavbot.
>>28167661
Girls in r9k never get attention anywhere else.
>>28167561
If your grill is going to participate in the map, so will my grill master 2000. Bet my grill can grill a better steak than your one.
Cunt.
Sent out emails to people in W.midlands.
>>28167533
>>28167702
Well I said on my thing that I wasn't looking for a bf, and made him well aware of that. He is fine with just being friends. He sent me his gf infographic chart anyway and I'm not his ideal gf anyway.
So hopefully we will be friends and everything will be wonderful.
>>28168081
You're that bitch who says shes an adult girl and not looking for a bf in your description.
Aint ya, slut?
>>28168102
>Aurora, New York
Description I'm an adult female and don't want a bf but like maybe a qt girl friend would be nice. If you e-mail me and you're not from WNY I will ignore you. Pls no bully.
Email [email protected]
>>28168143
>>28168102
Yeah I made it obvious enough for all of r9k to know I don't want a bf so hopefully he knows as well
Anon who emailed my tag from WLV, I can't send a email back to your account because it's masked
Who here not susprised 2 people are meeting up and its a girl?
Girls can be lonely xddddddd
>mfw I've been posting this map link on /soc/
>>28167314
not looking to leave with any robot t b h
relationshits are meme brah
>tfw kids in MA just aren't robots
Feels bad man
>>28168309
Fuck you
Fuck you frogposter
Why do you do this
>>28168309
Couldn't literally care less man aha, Means there will be more people at-least.
I'm just surprised, I've searched it and you've been doing it multiple times, you must really have a autistic vendetta
>>28168309
>>28168369
Actually quite a lot more people are popping up near me, it's actually not bad to be honest, few of them seem pretty cool.
>>28167669
>girls
>/r9k/
I think I discovered the problem
>tfw you consider putting yourself on the map
>tfw you have no hobbies or interests and are nothing more than a meme sperglord
>too autistic to even add my location on the map
>>28169884
Same feel. I put a marker up anyway. I don't know why.
that guy from sb who called me, stop stuttering and making me sound and look like a normie with good communication skills
>tfw misspelled my email
Just added myself to an ASDA in my city
>decide to check this out a few days ago
>see a girl marker without contact not far from me
>get excited
>decide to put up my own marker
>later the girl marker is deleted probably by the OP for having no contact
>she still hasn't added it back
>tfw nobody even sent me a message yet
>>28164417
>Lincoln, NE
There can be only one.
holy shit this map is a sausage festival
Any JP anons?
>>28164417
>closest robot is in fucking Moldova
This is sad.
>>28173849
Well no fucking shit.
>>28173867
but but but, all those "ima grill" threads
>>28173897
I'm a grill like you're a productive member of society.
Nearest to me is Iraq and syria. Isil pls
why are there no grills in florida?
why is florida such a shit state?
I fucking hate it here.
>marker near me
>get excited
>anon is just memeing
>another pasco anon
>too nervous to message
>>28174089
I don't know why you expected anything else.
Why do people post their location without any contact information? Whats even the point?
G E O R G I A
E
O
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G
A
PLEASE SEND HELP.
>>28174159
I'm not posting contact information until a pink bubble pops up within a hundred miles of me.
>>28164417
>someone actually in my area
>his email doesn't work
>>28164417
>meetup in Chad
my sides oh god
hey zionsville guy, my dealer lives in zionsville you want to smoke some weed?
>>28174186
who is it?
maybe its me and I need to fix my email
>>28165085
Brooklyn here, the qtpi selection here is insane! Too bad none of them want me. None of them shave their armpits either.
>>28174181
What about all those pink bubbles who never post anything and just look for contact info? Or don't post their bubble because its just a bunch of scared betas who cant post their contact info?
>>28174312
Don't contradict my logic.
>>28174211
Is this your email?
[email protected]
>>28174365
no thats not me
>using an email service that doesn't respect his freedom
fucking tech illiterates
>get messages from people
>reply
>they don't answer back
JUST
>>28174509
At least you get messages
>>28174516
I just want friends ;_;
This is original
Added my marker but there's no one else in my area. :^(
KHSV guy in London, which college do you go to
Why so many femanons in Texas
Antarctica is just trolls.
>>28175601
My man. Where you at?
>>28174166
>>28175601
howdy, fellow niggers
am the femanon from pittsburgh
>can't be bothered to make a new email for a map marker
>don't want to use my normal email for it
>>28174365
Damn, you're in my family's area if you're trying to talk to that guy. If I was around Prichard I'd be your friend.
>>28176998
Use your Steam ID, I dunno
>>28176998
Give out your home address
>>28166856
late reply but no i haven't mate. you cunts are a bunch of prudes
>>28177204
Don't you already carefully place your marker over your house?
>>28177415
Fuck no, jesus christ.
>>28177487
Normally I'd agree with you but in this case it doesn't even really matter. Blue markers might as well be invisible, they'll rarely get any contact compared to the pink ones.
>>28177415
Pls tell me you're joking and are not actually this autistic
>>28168369
>>28168482
And robots claim to hate normies
Kek
>>28164417
Stop removing my marker. I may be the only one in my country, but damn
Any Oklabros?
>>28178296
OP's a faggot, just put some info. The cunt said "I leave some funny ones" while removing my Alberto Barbosa, fucking piece of shit desu
I love you Alaska-chan, please respond
>be a man
>put up multiple pink markers with a fake emails i never check
>maybe I have an email from that anon in my city!
>check inbox
>no new emails
>Im 18 I'm a trans girl
>hi im a 20 year old transgirl
>20 year old trans girl here
>Hon4lyfe tranny
>>28178800
people are only doing it for pussy, dont belive otherwise.
>>28164417
>tfw only one person in the entire lower mainland
>>28178691
Doing the same thing. Every pink is probably cat fish or tranny.
Why is it so nerve-wracking to message strangers, we all at least should have something in common since we're here right?
>>28179765
no since this link is being posted on soc
you'll be talking to normies
>>28179772
Well no one too normie seems to have put themselves up there, at least not a majority. Maybe anon was just joking?
>>28165085
>>28174252
>tfw brooklyn
>>28178843
>having the courage to kill yourself
>giving yourself the release of death
>>>/facebook/
so fucking portland i cant stand it
>i like girls
lmao, sick, just sick
I keep emailing people, please somebody respond. I just want to connect.
>>28181055
In which state do you live?
>>28180658
i am from Virginia i am not a cascadian degenerate
f u noob fucker bitch... brasil come fuck you're mother ha-ha
> tfw the only hong kong anon
>look up the 18 year old transgirl in Texas
>it's a /pol/ browser
>"the jews are responsible for many things, b-but wanting to cut off my dick isn't one"
Fucking hell, nobody else is in Nevada. Everybody is in fucking California.
Ok, who is that one faggot in Goose Creek, SC?
>>28167206
I added my marker in the near the other anon in San Bernandino. I'd be down for a meet.
>>28182305
>live in Nevada
>too scared to put a marker on the map
>>28182349
Put it up. I'm the only one with a marker in Nevada.
>>28182349
>>28182359
Also Nevada here
Not going to bother with a marker since I'm too much off of a pussy too meet up with anyone even if I did get some kind of reply
>>28180187
>>>/soc/23701497
>>28182424
Now I regret putting my marker up in Nevada since it seems like all Nevada anons are cowards. I don't bite.
>>28182455
Fuck up you massive faggot fuck.
>>28182349
>>28182424
>>28182359
Who the fuck lives in Nevada?
>>28182482
What's wrong faggot?
>>28182531
Go back to soc you faggot nigger
>>28182542
Who says I browse /soc/? Fuck off.
>>28182524
NobodyThat's me, nobody ;_;
It's pretty lonely here
>>28182556
You sound like a stuck up bitter faggot, remove yourself.
>>28182586
How so? You sound like you just want to start fights for no reason. Stop posting.
>>28178523
TONKAWA
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N
K
A
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>>28182586
>>28182542
>>28182531
>>28182556
>>28182524
>>28182482
Pls no bully
blx
>>28182614
get out you disgusting normie
>>28182579
I'm surprised there are multiple Nevadans here. It makes me finally feel relevant.
>>28164417
>meat factory on US West
fuck this shit.
>>28182455
>>28182531
>>28182556
was going to pout up my marker until i saw what homogeneous faggots my fellow navadians are.
>>28182699Northern Nevada?
Why is this thread so active now? Don't give me that "time zone" shit, most of you are americunts. The fuck you guys doing?
>>28182693
How am I a normie? Fuck off faggot.
>>28182726Las Vegas, this post is original
>everyone else in Texas lives like 4 hours away from me at least
Okay fags.
>>28182776
Oh, I guess I'm all alone up here.
>>28182795
Are you in Reno?
>>28182811
Sparks
>>28182829
I'm so sorry. You're never going to find anyone there.
>>28165929
Hey dude, you don't delete markers because some asshat thinks you are not good, ignore them.
>>28182717
fuck you and every thirsty cunt hungry desperate faggot like you
you dont even know how to get girls. i'lltell you:: you have to make friends first, they introduce you, they make it easier to find people. since youre only interested in using people to get pussy at least that much should be appreciated. meanwhile im just trying to find a single fuckign friend. fuck you, your shitty blog post picture, and your familyu
>>28182852
I know, that's why I haven't bothered with making a maker
>>28182904
I don't know. Maybe if you made one, a shy anon in Sparks would make one since someone else did.
I'm thinking about adding Czech chick, i'm 90% sure someone has already gotten to her though. Fuck i'm lonely.
>>28182932
that's what I'm hoping for with my marker...
No robots are going to be in my city...
>Tfw the aussie map is so depressing
>>28182943
What city are you in? I'm doing the same thing.
>one person in my city
>he seems like a complete faggot
That is the vibe I get from someone who just leaves a kik, they are only looking to get their dick wet, not find bros
Houston sure is boring... only two other people besides me.
>>28183005
forgot picture last post.
Wow.
>tfw not in Alaska.
>>28164417
>deleting my marker
Fuck's your problem, OP?
>>28183048
email me what it was and i'll tell you why it was deleted
or say it here.
probably no contact info
>>28183073
>probably no contact info
What, like Cthulhu, Hitler's Nazi Antarctic Base, le 9gag le trooper le base, and the one other dude in my city?
I added mine t b h
I added myself. Detroit representing. Maybe I should hit up that guy in Windsor cause I go there all the time but it's weird trying to make friends with another guy isn't it?
>>28183176
Didn't realize I was supposed to put contact info. Oh well maybe after my shit gets deleted.
>Day 6
>Have stopped refreshing email inbox in case it doesn't refresh by itself
>Have closed the tab too
>Still no emails
>Still too autistic to attempt to message someone first
>Still too much of a coward to commit suicide
>>28183214
>>28183073
Pretty sure some of us just want to be contacted through the thread.
>>28183236
girl here
got like 10 in half an hour lol, just be yourself and dont be autistic in your description!
>>28183354
>expecting me to fall for this weak b8
>>28183367
>thinks it's bait
meh, don't be autistic in your description and you might have the right to complain about no emails.
How does one edit their marker after submitting, using the link it provides?
it literally says how right after you submit
are you braindead?
>still like 4 people in the bay area
>still no emails yet
>still check my r9k email account every time i see one of these threads
>>28183397
Man I've seen this gif like, a hundred times and it will never not make me lol.
>>28183119
Some funny ones can stay. If I remove them some other wise guy will put down a comedy marker thinking no one else has.
>>28183344
I tried to leave a few of the markers that mentioned "looking for other near my area" that don't have contact info. But empty markers get removed.
>>28183214
Put another marker down anyway and I'll remove the non-info one. They can stack on top of each other.
>>28183397
yes using the link, otherwise remake it and mention removing a previous one in the description
also
>want to send emails from my @tfwno.gf address to query emails for validity
>send a test email from @tfwno.gf to a dummy gmail account
>"marked as spam"
fucking google
>sent an email to one of the femanons
Wish me luck guise
>>28183743
found the orbiting cuck who only wants to have sex.
>>28183755
>orbiting
Yes
>cuck
Fuck no
>who only wants to have sex
Yes
Is OP Aussie?
>>28183854
Why does it matter where he resides?
>>28183862
Just a question for him.
