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>Age
>Gender
>Race
>Nationality
>Job
>GF/BF
>Virgin
>Financial status
>Political allignment
>Religious beliefs
>Hobbies
>Time spent online per day
>20
>male
>white/Mexican
>American
>Military
>tfwnogf
>sexless Virgin
>only paying for a phone bill
>I hate politics
>non-religious but I pray at events that call for prayer
>video games, exploring, drinking at bars, working out
>1-3 hours a day
>>28164041
>>Age
20
>>Gender
Male
>>Race
Mixed Between North Germanic and French/Spanish Mestize
>>Nationality
Swedish/Mexican
>>Job
Teach kids how to swim
>>GF/BF
:(
>>Virgin
No
>>Financial status
Meh
>>Political allignment
Differ on different key-issues but pretty overall socialdemocrat
>>Religious beliefs
Deist
>>Hobbies
None really
>>Time spent online per day
3-4 ish
>24
>M
>White
>Murican
>Bux
>nope
>Thefuckyouthink
>$800/month
>none
>Believe in god but nothing else to do with religion
>Hiking/mountain biking/riding my motorcycles/camping
>An hour-two hours max
>Age
20
>Gender
Male
>Race
Hispanic
>Nationality
American
>Job
Student
>GF/BF
No
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Dependent/poor
>Political allignment
Moderate right
>Religious beliefs
Atheism
>Hobbies
Reading scientific articles and books with video games
>Time spent online per day
5-7 hours a day
>Age
24
>Gender
M
>Race
White
>Nationality
English
>Job
Retail
>GF/BF
yes, gf
>Virgin
no
>Financial status
average
>Political allignment
right wing
>Religious beliefs
none
>Hobbies
painting, cycling, hiking
>Time spent online per day
5 hours
>>28164095
>white/Mexican
>Mexican
>white
For the last time Craig, fuck off
>>28164041
>>Age
26
>>Gender
cis shitlord
>>Race
Too complicated to even begin describing, so I'll just say white.
>>Nationality
Shitposting Australian
>>Job
Fixing damaged rooves
>>GF/BF
Trying to work it out with my ex
>>Virgin
nope
>>Financial status
used to be rich, still have some nice toys, now poor as fuck
>>Political allignment
Waiting for this bitch to go arab spring styles so I can bolt a .50 to my mate's hilux, until that point, the political system is fucked beyond repair
>>Religious beliefs
Non fedora tier atheist. To me, Jesus was a bloke who pottered about the Middle East with twelve of his mates telling everyone to be nice to eachother. So I don't have a problem with that.
>>Hobbies
Motorbikes, documentaries, spending as much time in the bush as possible, ideally meeting friendly wild animals
>>Time spent online per day
3-6 hours
>>28164041
>>Age
25
>>Gender
Male
>>Race
Slavshit
>>Nationality
Burger
>>Job
Dishwashing/Retail/Student
>>GF/BF
GF
>>Virgin
Nope
>>Financial status
Poorfag
>>Political alignment
Anarcho-Pacifist lite
>>Religious beliefs
Mostly christian, with a healthy dosage of buddhist and taoist influence
>>Hobbies
Writing, music, linguistics
>>Time spent online per day
Really varies by how much time I have on my hands
>>28164041
i like your person
22
m
SA / Euro jews
Kikeland
NEET
Never
Of course
Parents are wealthy, sort of
Social democracy but stopped caring
fedora
vidya
at least 14 hours
>>28164117
Forgot picture. And I'm straight.
>>28164041
>Age
20
>Gender
Female =D
>Race
White
>Nationality
White
>Job
NEET
>GF/BF
Forever alone
>Virgin
No
>Financial status
NEET
>Political allignment
Im voting bernard
>Religious beliefs
Devote Christian
>Hobbies
/r9k/, painting my nails, shopping
>Time spent online per day
14
Eh, sure, why not. (Pic related because people used to tell me I looked like him before I put on like 30 pounds.)
>Age
Older than Super Mario
>Gender
Cockrammer
>Race
Human (hairy/pale subvariety)
>Nationality
Texan
>Job
I write porn. Srsly.
>gf
HAHAHAHAHAHA no.
>Virgin
I have been to many Rocky shows.
>Financial status
Sittin' pretty
>Political alignment
Mind your own fucking business and I'll do likewise.
>Religious beliefs
See: Political alignment
>Hobbies
Guitar/bass, vidya, non-porn writing, tabletop RPG's, making light of my own mortality by pointing at the sky and laughing at all the dying stars
>>28164169
He was talking about being the product of miscegenation.
>>28164519
Troll harder.
>Age: 20
>Gender: Male
>Race: Whitest white
>Nationality: Russian - Serbian
>Job: Student part time jobs, currently data finding / filling
>GF/BF: Have GF
>Virgin: No.
>Financial status: Poor as dicks.
>Political allignment: RADULE
>Religious beliefs: Atheist / Deist
>Hobbies: No time for shit, it used to be gaming and video editing.
>Time spent online per day: 1 hour while at work.
>>28164041
>Age
20
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
Hungarian
>Job
still studying, so no
>GF
no
>Virgin
yes
>Financial status
not good, but could be worse
>Political allignment
dont really care about it
>Religious beliefs
never really thought about religion
>Hobbies
none
>Time spent online per day
10-12 hours on weekdays, 4-5 hours on weekends
>>Age
18
>>Gender
F
>>Race
White
>>Nationality
American
>>Job
Programmer
>>GF/BF
No
>>Virgin
Yes, but I've fucked guys before. (Dominatrix)
>>Financial status
Well off. Able to pay for schooling without debt.
>>Political allignment
Libertarian but I don't really care.
>>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>>Hobbies
Vidya, anime, volleyball,
>>Time spent online per day
5+ hours
>>28164548
You sound like a bro. How did you get into writing porn? Are we talking like kindle erotica or movie scripts here? Is the pay any good?
>>28164705
>Libertarian
Which kind?
>>28164041
>Age
20
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
American
>Job
NEET
>GF/BF
Alone
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>Political allignment
The apathetic party?
>Religious beliefs
Atheist
>Hobbies
Music, anime/manga, films/shows, books, comics, videos, gaming, visual novels, the escapism starter pack
>Time spent online per day
I spend every single waking moment on the internet. The only time I am not on the internet is when I go for a nightwalk.
>>28164041
18
M
White
Murica
Intern at PC repair company
Nope
Nope
$0/hr...
Right-leaning Libertarian
Agnostic
Vidya and smoking weed
Probably 10hours on/off
>>28164794
More along the lines of kindle erotica, though I haven't actually published anything through Amazon myself yet.
Basically people tell me what they want, pay me, and I write smut for them. Usually it's just $10-20 from furries or chicks with vampire fetishes, but one time I ghost-wrote the 126th best selling ebook on Kindle. So that was kind of neat.
The pay can be decent, but it's erratic enough that I'm glad I don't have to rely on it exclusively. And I made the connections through months of slogging through the pits of F-List, so I doubt you'd want to copy my technique.
Have a funny pic for your compliment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwgFYh3G7E8
>>28164799
None. I don't care about politics that much. I don't actively do anything about my views.
>Age
23
>Gender
male
>Race
Caucasian
>Nationality
German
>Job
cinema usher
>GF/BF
no
>Virgin
yes
>Financial status
~200$ a month for fun
>Political allignment
social democrat
>Religious beliefs
agnostic
>Hobbies
tabletop rpgs, videogames, anime
>Time spent online per day
13 hours on a day off, 7 when I have to work
>>28164041
>>Age
19
>>Gender
f
>>Race
white
>>Nationality
scandi
>>Job
grocery store but studying for bio-engineering
>>GF/BF
kind of
>>Virgin
as in have not been penetrated, yes. as in havent done anything sexual, no.
>>Financial status
managing
>>Political allignment
liberitarian
>>Religious beliefs
nonexistent
>>Hobbies
music (piano, bass, singing), art, substance abuse, vidya
>>Time spent online per day
7-8 hours outside of work/school.
>Age
18
>Gender
M
>Race
White
>Nationality
Burgerland
>Job
Student
>GF/BF
If only
>Virgin
KHV
>Financial status
-$15000 a semester
>Political allignment
Can't Stump
>Religious beliefs
Quaker
>Hobbies
Music, computers, anime, vidya
>Time spent online per day
Only 8-11 hrs because school
>Age
18
>Gender
Female
>Race
White
>Nationality
Australian
>Job
Part time job at bakery but I'm a student
>GF/BF
Nope
>Virgin
Yep
>Financial status
Idk lol alright for now
>Political allignment
Idk not liberal and not extremely conservative but probably leaning more towards conservative
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>Hobbie
4Chan, art & stuff, netball
>Time spent online per day
Too much
>>28164041
>Age
20
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
Dutch
>Job
Logistics
>GF/BF
No
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Managing
>Political allignment
Don't give a fuck anymore
>Religious beliefs
Roman catholic raised. Now agnostic
>Hobbies
Running/fishing/gaming
>Time spent online per day
6 hours or something
>>28164041
>>Age
23
>>Gender
Male
>>Race
White
>>Nationality
N.irish
>>Job
Bartender
>>GF/BF
Had one In the past
>>Virgin
No
>>Financial status
Nearly homeless
>>Political allignment
Don't give a shit
>>Religious beliefs
Don't give a shit
>>Hobbies
Trying not to Die, trying to kill self. Anime, vidya
>>Time spent online per day
8hours
>>28164041
>>28164889
>he does it for free
IoI
>>28165068
Forgot pic originalu commentu desu-wa
>Age
25 end hef
>Gender
Peenor
>Race
Snow colour
>Nationality
Waffle with sugar on top
>Job
I am job yes
>GF/BF
Who's a what now?
>Virgin
sometimes
>Financial status
some change in my pocket, ain't givin' any to you filthy hobo
>Political allignment
Paprika
>Religious beliefs
Dionyssy the god of gods
>Hobbies
Drugs AND Vidogayms
>Time spent online per day
Like all the time negro kno emsein
>>28164041
>Age
24
>Gender
M
>Race
White
>Nationality
Scandinavian
>Job
Student
>GF/BF
GF
>Virgin
no
>Financial status
net worth: 180k dollars
>Political allignment
Libetarian
>Religious beliefs
Christian
>Hobbies
Swimming and dank memes
>Time spent online per day
~7 hours
>Age
19
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
Italian
>Job
Training to become a welder, but for now im unemployed
>GF/BF
nope
>Virgin
yes
>Financial status
I live with my parents in a white suburban neighborhood
>Political allignment
CAN'T STUMP TRUMP
>Religious beliefs
no
>Hobbies
playing guitar, welding, jerking off
>Time spent online per day
I would say around 13 hours
>>28164799
>using an SJW comic
lmao at you /pol/tards
if papa trump told you to you'd hop on the nearest black man's dick and ride it until it got raw
>>28164041
>19
>male
>eastern european
>American
>student
>kek
>da
>poor
>independent leaning republican
>vidya, biking, drinking
>2 hours?
>>28165171
>this has to do with pol
>this has to do with Trump
bad b8 nigger
>everybody is a worthless fedoralord
>>28165171
>SJW comic
Shit, really? And here I thought it was just a funny take on libertarians I found online. Welp, guess I have to burn it now.
Also, I'd rather be a robot than a /pol/lock anyday.
>Age
22
>Gender
F
>Race
Asian/Caucasian
>Nationality
British
>Job
Student
>GF/BF
Neither
>Virgin
No
>Financial status
Fairly independant
>Political alignment
Left-Wing, on an ideological scale
>Religious beliefs
Athiest
>Hobbies
Playing piano, golf, music production, travelling, sewing
>Time spent online per day
5 hours
>Age
18
>Gender
M
>Race
White with Jewish features
>Nationality
Portuguese
>Job
Student
>GF/BF
No, When I was 4 I had one. She was ugly but I thought it was my duty to be her bf because she liked me. She's a lesbian nowadays.
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Comfy inheritance, don't spend money
>Political allignment
Hard left
>Religious beliefs
Christianophile agnostic
>Hobbies
Videogames, violin, making dumb maymays like pic related
>Time spent online per day
+6 hours
>>28165382
>F
>Asian/Caucasian
>Fairly independent
What the fuck is the point? No one will read this shit.
>Age
21.
>Gender
Male.
>Race
White/European.
>Nationality
Croatian.
>Job
Don't have one. Currently in college.
>GF/BF
Never had one.
>Virgin
Yes, permavirgin.
>Financial status
>Political allignment
Center right.
>Religious beliefs
None, although I accept Christianity as a big part of my country's culture.
>Hobbies
None. Consuming media doesn't count.
>Time spent online per day
Up to 15 hours. 8-10 hours if I have classes.
>>28164548
>Race
>Human (hairy/pale subvariety)
>>28165520
I read it, anon.
>>28164041
>Age
26
>Gender
Male
>Race
Caucasian
>Nationality
Australian
>Job
Military
>GF/BF
No (2 ex girlfriends cheated on me)
>Virgin
No
>Financial status
Stable and excellent
>Political allignment
To be honest, I don't care.
>Religious beliefs
Zero. I don't believe in any of that.
>Hobbies
Exercise, Reading and Writing, Vidya, Travelling, Partying, Shitposting on Esfores
>Time spent online per day
3-4 hours weekdays after work, 6 hours per day on weekends, provided I'm not out doing stuff.
Also, what >>28165520 said at the start of his post.
>>28165520
>No one will read this shit.
The marketing agency collecting the info will.
>>28164041
Almost 19
Male
Mixed race Sri Lankan and Scottish
British
Life guard and student at uni
>tfw no gf
Yes :^(
Minted
Liberal facist
Ancient history and aviation
4-5
>>28165562
Oh, take the /pol/e out of your ass already.
>>28165679
You have to go back. Don't even try to deny it. Just go back.
>22
>male
>caucasian
>swedish
>graphic designer for advertising bureau
>no
>no
>doing well i guess but i spend too much money on dumb shit
>undecided
>blame god for things out of my control
>graphic design, drawing, collecting old video games
>pretty much every waking hour
>10
>genderqueer born female
>black, im trans-race
>america
>no
>no
>yes
>my parents are loaded
>left
>agnostic
>talking to friends, tumblr and 4chan (found this place thru tumblr <3), roleplay, drawing/art
>4 but 8 on weekends w/no schol
:3
>>28165880
Try harder m8. You can do better.
>2
>Male
>White
gotta love that white male privilege
>American
>None
>TG FtM BF
>Never lost virginity because I never lose
>On the poverty line but somehow still affording $600 worth of PC gaming monitors and a $1,500 PC build
>Left. I'd like for Sanders to win, but Donald Trump will do good things for the economy
>Atheist but I try to not talk about it much because I used to be a super cringey "m'lady" type atheist
>Video games and talking to friends
>5 on weekdays, 15-24 on weekends
>>28164041
>Age
20
>>Gender
M
>>Race
Partly Mexican but really just white
>>Nationality
Usa
>>Job
Full time student, if I'm actually doing any work and not skipping like usual.
>>GF/BF
Gf
>>Virgin
No
>>Financial status
Not employed, parent supported
>>Political allignment
Everyone is kinda shit, so mostly independent
>>Religious beliefs
None
>>Hobbies
Art, paintball, video games, jerking off
>>Time spent online per day
A disgusting 15+
>Age
19
>Gender
Female
>Race
Black
>Nationality
American
>Job
Usher/Concessionist/Student
>GF/BF
gf
>Virgin
no
>Financial status
eh
>Political allignment
Moderate with left leanings
>Religious beliefs
Atheist/Agnostic
>Hobbies
Video games, browsing forums, animu, crappy guitar playing, reading, doodling, etc
>Time spent online per day
5+ on average.
>>28164041
>Age
19
>Gender
CIS Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
Dual (Italian and Canadian)
>Job
None (Student)
>GF/BF
None
>Virgin
Absolutely
>Financial status
Relatively poor but no debt, live with my mother
>Political alignment
Everything center
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>Hobbies
Vidya, video editing, cooking
>Time spent online per day
8 hours avg.
>Age
21
>Gender
M
>Race
White
>Nationality
American
>Job
Yes
>GF/BF
I wish
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial Status
$8,000 in the bank account from summer jobs
>Political Alignment
Center right
>Religious beliefs
Raised Catholic, but sort of dropped it and haven't been to church since sophomore year of college
>Hobbies
playing guitar, songwriting, collecting records/CD's, vidya games
>Time spent online per day
usually at least 3 hours
>>28164889
BDO <Who>?
>>28164041
>20
>male
>white
>USA
>3 jobseekers right now: waiter, secretary, intern for baseball team
>never :(
>not virgin
>I mean I'm grinding on 3 fucking jobs so take that how you will
>republican I guess, or just conservative
>Catholic
>drinking, being full autismo about sports
>few hours
>>28166063
The fuck you are lesbian?
>Age
18
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
American
>Job
Burger flipper
>GF/BF
Gf
>Virgin
Very much so
>Financial status
Fucking poor
>political alignment
Centrist
>religious beliefs
Agnostic Atheist
>hobbies
Vidja, animay, merican football, history
>time spent online
+10 hours per day
>>28164041
>Age
25
>Gender
M
>Race
Supreme gentleman (half white, half asian)
>Nationality
USA! USA! USA!
>Job
Pizza delivery
>GF/BF
Never had one.SOOOO LONELYYYYYYYYY
>Virgin
4 lyfe homie
>Financial status
Broke af nigga, all I got is $2k sheeeit
>Political allignment
Libertarian
>Religious beliefs
Fuck religion
>Hobbies
Driving, but mostly 4chang and vidya
>Time spent online per day
4-7 hours
>Age
16+2
>Gender
m
>Race
white
>Nationality
britbong
>Job
kek
>GF/BF
qt sh0ta bf
>Virgin
no
>Financial status
2000 to my name
>Political allignment
glorious socialism desu comrade
>Religious beliefs
>implying
>Hobbies
bmx, ganj, cyberbullying, golden age hip hop
>Time spent online per day
3hrs at most
>17
>male
>white
>finnish
>student
>nope
>yep
>left
>atheist
>depression
>unhealthy
>Age
23
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
American
>Job
Medical student
>GF/BF
Have a gf
>Virgin
No
>Financial status
Poor
>Political allignment
Redpilled
>Religious beliefs
Theist
>Hobbies
Fishing , movies
>Time spent online per day
Too much
>Age
18
>Gender
M
>Race
Anglo-Saxon-Norman
>Nationality
British
>Job
Applied to Navy
>GF/BF
Nope.jpg
>Virgin
Yup.jpg
>Financial status
Ok
>Political alignment
Fascist (Falangist)
>Religious beliefs
Christian (Anglican)
>Hobbies
Footy, politics, porn
>Time spent online per day
5-6 hours
Hello NSA
>Age
18
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
American
>Job
Ha
>GF/BF
Hahaha
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Supported by family, have some personal financial assets, but rapidly blowing through those
>Political alignment
Democratic Confederalism
>Religious beliefs
None
>Hobbies
Hiking (when I'm not very depressed), reading, playing games
>Time spent online per day
5-6+ hours
>>28165671
Miao :^)
>Age
21
>Gender
Male
>Race
Potatolord
>Nationality
Burger
>Job
Lab research, grad school next year
>GF/BF
For now
>Virgin
Lost at 16
>Financial status
Dependent on parents
>Political allignment
Marxist
>Religious beliefs
None
>Hobbies
music, vidya, labwork
>Time spent online per day
Pretty much all day. If I'm at class or lab I'll still have my laptop and be connected to the internet.
>Age
23
>Gender
F
>Race
White
>Nationality
Dutch
>Job
None, Software Engineering student
>GF/BF
None
>Virgin
No
>Financial status
Good enough for me
>Political allignment
Center/left
>Religious beliefs
Agnost, don't believe in a god. I don't believe in heaven or hell, because good and evil were invented by humans. But nothing doesn't exist, because we just have to find out what it is.
>Hobbies
Vidya, playing the bass guitar, programming, Pathfinder, reading
>Time spent online per day
Way too many
>>28166746
yes
didnt mean to come off as uber lesbian or anything though, i just so happen to be wearing plaid and am growing out my hair .-.
>>28166063
Fucking cute.
Cute black lesbian.
I bet she's even more adorable irl
>Age
18
>Gender
F
>Race
White/asian
>Nationality
American
>Job
Dependent on parents and trying to find a part time job
>GF/BF
No ):
>Virgin
No, lost it at 15
>Financial status
0
>Political allignment
Don't really care about it
>Religious beliefs
I think religion is for close minded idiots
>Hobbies
None, but I still think I can be pretty interesting
>Time spent online per day
All day. I have no one to talk to in the real world anyway. I don't know how to put in effort with people
>>28168629
2015
>he makes his first "baitpost" pretending to be a girl
>participates in fembot threads mimicking the vilest of roasties for fun and misogyny
2016
>starts filling out surveys and charts as one specific girl
>after enough contact requests creates fake skype and steam accounts for "catfishing"
>amasses folder of photos to use while posing as girl
>genuinely befriends his orbiters
2017
>frustrated with diminishing returns on his catfishing photos, tries prettying up eyes and hands to make convincing "female" timestamps
2018
>starts HRT
TURN BACK NOW ANON
>Age
26
>Gender
Female
>Race
White
>Nationality
USA/American
>Job
Test grader
>GF/BF
Married
>Virgin
No
>Financial status
$40k/yr, and a bit of student loan debt
>Political allignment
Center
>Religious beliefs
Zen Buddhist
>Hobbies
Reading, having tea, board games, quilting, origami, collecting stuff
>Time spent online per day
~10-12 hours
>Age
20
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
American
>Job
nothing at the moment
>GF/BF
nah
>Virgin
10 more years until wizard status m8
>Financial status
live off my parents still
>Political alignment
Libertarian dumbass
>Religious beliefs
Catholic
>Hobbies
music, hockey,vidya
>Time spent online per day
a lot
>>28164041
>>Age
19
>>Gender
if you answer female on this you need to leave this board
>>Race
w h i t e m a s t e r r a c e
>>Nationality
not anonymous enough
>>Job
if you answer yes on this you need to leave this board
>>GF/BF
if you answer yes on this you need to leave this board
>>Virgin
if you answer yes on this you need to leave this board
>>Financial status
bad
>>Political allignment
alt right
>>Religious beliefs
Christian
>>Hobbies
if you answer anything but internet on this you need to leave this board
>>Time spent online per day
if you answer anything but all the time on this you need to leave this board
>Age
23
>Gender
gril
>Race
white
>Nationality
brasil
>Job
yes
>GF/BF
never
>Virgin
yes
>Financial status
pretty good
>Political allignment
the rich people side
>Religious beliefs
jedi
>Hobbies
videogames
>Time spent online per day
a lot, i work from home lol
ALL OF THESE NON VIRGINS!
GET OFF MY BOARD FUCKING NORMIES!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28168911
>>Virgin
>if you answer yes on this you need to leave this board
no i meant
>>28164041
>>Age
22
>>Gender
Male
>>Race
White
>>Nationality
American
>>Job
home improvement subcontractor
>>GF/BF
Not for a very long time
>>Virgin
No
>>Financial status
I don't make a lot but I still live with my parents so I have a few thousand dollars saved up.
>>Political allignment
Mostly left
>>Religious beliefs
Atheist
>>Hobbies
At the moment the only thing I have left is martial arts.
>>Time spent online per day
90% of my free time is spent online.
>>28164181
>Fixing damaged rooves
What a damn good job.
> 23
> Male
> White/Caucasian
> United States
> Wagekek (tech retailer)
> No
> No
> Poor/Lower-Class
> Middle-Right
> None
> Music, Vidya, Art, Writing, History,
> 12+
>Age
18
>Gender
Male
>Race
Cacauasian
>Nationality
British cunt
>Job
College
>GF/BF
Online relationship, we sexcam from time to time
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Not too good, but not too bad either.
>Political allignment
I don't give a shit about politics
>Religious beliefs
Willing into believe if proof is shown first hand
>Hobbies
Shitposting and playing vidya
>Time spent online per day
9 hours, give or take. Depends on the day or what I want to do instead.
SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE ME THIS
>Age
21
>Gender
male
>Race
white
>Nationality
german
>Job
hmm there isn't a name for my job in english... i basicly assist engeneers by assembling engine parts on the pc
>GF/BF
nope :/
>Virgin
kinda
>Financial status
alright
>Political allignment
i don't assosiate with any political party
>Religious beliefs
fedora, i would like to be religious thou
>Hobbies
vidya
>Time spent online per day
4-14 hours a day, depends if it's weekend
>>28168934
Borderlines prey on betas. They fear abandonment so they pick defenseless betas and seduce them. They use them to make them feel wanted and for a self esteem boost. When things start to get too real for her though, she panics because the pain she would experience from being abandoned would be worse so her fear of it grows worse and she ends things. They end up crushing the unsuspecting betas that they had risen up from out of the dust in the first place.
It's really a cruel fate because they get a taste of what this world has to offer, and then it's viciously ripped away and they end up worse off then they started.
>22
>f
>white
>American
>student
>none
>no
>bretty gud
>moderate
>none
>video games, anime, starting to get into lifting
>3-6 hours usually
>>28164041
>Age
25
>>Gender
Male
>>Race
Arab
>>Nationality
Palestinian
>>Job
RnD in an IT company
>>GF/BF
No
>>Virgin
Yes
>>Financial status
Okay
>>Political allignment
None
>>Religious beliefs
I don't have any specifics
>>Hobbies
Making/Flying kites
>>Time spent online per day
5 hours
>18
>Fem ;-;
>White (masterrace)
>British
>Education senpai :^(
>nobf
>full pure virgin
>living off of parents feelsgoodman
>slightly right wing
>athiest *tips fedora*
>Some vidya, watching classic and petting my doggo
> maybe 8 hours+
>Age
24
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
Irish
>Job
NEET
>GF/BF
No
>Virgin
No
>Financial status
Living off my parents like the useless piece of shit I am.
>Political allignment
American politics is banter. plz win Trump
>Religious beliefs
It's complicated. I believe in something, I just don't know what.
>Hobbies
Working out, video games.
>Time spent online per day
I have no idea.
It could be anywhere from like an hour to all day depending on the day.
>18
>Male
>White
>American
>on-again-off-again manual labor
>no
>no
>200 in savings, living off parents
>middle-of-the-road Democrat
>I don't really think about it or give a shit
>working out, tech theatre, skiing, the internet
>1-6 hours
>>28164041
>20
>male
>White master race
>English w/ some potato
>N/A
>tfwnogf
>Virgin
>Student
>Authoritarian
>Catholic
>Hiking, camping, fishing, vidya, anime, piano
>If im not doing any of the above hobbies probably about from when i wake up to when i sleep. So 15 hpurs
>>28164041
>21
>m
>heavily mixed
>Colombia
>Student, cs and industrial engineering major
>tfw no gf/bf
>i have kissed before, just when drunk
>0.0000 in my account balance
>dunno, right i guess
>agnostic
>i play a lot of instruments, specially uku and guitar
>Pretty much all day
18
M
Whitest in thread
Swede
Last year of HS
No
Yes
Parent dependent
Chauvinist
None
None
As much as possible
>>28169750
>Swede
>Whitest in thread
ok ahmed
will we have a spreadsheet with the data?
>19
>Male
>Afro-American
>American, also known as the best nationality
>No job
>No GF
>Still a virgin
>Broke more or less
>Ever so slightly leaning towards liberal
>Dubious Christian
>Drawing, jacking it, jacking it to drawings, exercising
>10+
It's a pretty horrible life.
>>28169075
>virgin
>no
Roastie whore go and stay go
>19
>female
>native American
>canada
>NEET
>broke as a joke
>NDP
>agnostic
>drawing, films, music, being a shit
>like 12-17 hours on a good day
>>28170044
What part of Canada? If BC, we should exchange Skypes
>>28170089
No
Originaldesusempaifsmalamjam
>>28170120
>tfw no chubby native gf to cuddle
>>28170151
Lol I don't live near bc
Hope you find ur waifu
>>28170188
thank, pocahonto
>>28170249
LMAO why is that so funny i am triggered
>20
>Male
>Half mediteranean, half slav(Maybe ?)
>French
>Uni
>gf
>no
>Poor student tier
>Facist Corporatism
>Nihilism (dibs fedora)
>Lifting, Skateboarding, Making music
>between 2h in week day and 12h in week ends
>>28170283
t-thanks feather-senpai
>>28164041
>26
>female
>white
>American
>unemployed
>single
>non virgin
>poor
>none
>Christian
>makeup
>5 hours
>>28170376
How, white boi
>>28170423
>Nearly 17
>>28170423
>underage
Mods pls ban X
>>28168466
y-you toooregano desu ne
>>28170527
a qt said I was funny. that's enough fuel to get me through the day
>Age
20
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
British
>Job
Nothing atm
>GF/BF
No thanks
>Virgin
Indeed
>Financial status
Poor but who gives a fuck.
>Political allignment
Politics is a bunch of BS but I hope Trump becomes president for lols, even though I'm not American.
>Religious beliefs
God is a homo.
>Hobbies
Music production and general pissing people off on the internet.
>Time spent online per day
All day so average about 14 hours per day.
>18
>Male
>White as fuck
>White as fuck
>whats that
>girls have cooties unless they make me my daily tendies
>no, at&t
>fucked
>america = fucked
>apatheist
>unproductive shit
>way too much
>Age
18
>Gender
Female
>Race
White
>Nationality
Earthling
>Job
Procrastination
>GF/BF
No
>VirginNo_
>Financial status
Average
>Political allignment
None
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>Hobbies
...
>Time spent online per day
8
>Age
20
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
Swedish
>Job
Programmer
>GF/BF
No
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Pretty well off
>Political allignment
Fuck nignogs
>Religious beliefs
No
>Hobbies
Programming, games
>Time spent online per day
10+
>>28170597
Teehee~ anon! You are so funny and silly baka, its so cute when you get excited over compliments. Too bad we can't live nearer desu
>read it like this anime girl is saying it to you
>>28170578
I really miss my black lesbian.
>>28170685
you're ruining the moment pocahonto
>Age
19
>Gender
male
>Race
white
>Nationality
American
>Job
Student
>GF/BF
none, but pls contact me if you want to be my gf
[email protected]
>Virgin
yes
>Financial status
broke
>Political allignment
anarcho-syndicalist
>Religious beliefs
none
>Hobbies
Discussing politics/philosophy, roleplaying, miscellaneous computer related things: coding, discussing gnu/freedom, editing images, I also like literature but I don't write as much as I would like because lack of motivation
>Time spent online per day
18 hours
>>28168912
>23, female, brazil, virgin
How is that possible?
>>28170807
do you have a big brazillian booty?
>>28170820
Do you even into reading comprehension? I was replying to someone, not describing myself.
>>28170845
I fucked up fampai
>>28170749
>Neil Cicierega
>berniecuck
>intp virgin
Well at least you're consistent.
>Age
21
>Gender
M
>Race
Whitey
>Nationality
America
>Job
Student
>GF/BF
Seeing someone atm
>Virgin
No
>Financial status
On mommybux for now
>Political allignment
Independent, slightly liberal
>Religious beliefs
n/a
>Hobbies
Music, idya, golf, being a lazy shit
>Time spent online per day
During my semesters off: 9-13
At college: 2-4
>>28170736
Sorry. I will be normal now. b-b-BAKA!
>>28170614
Pls be my bffucking robot muting me ree
>Age
18
>Gender
female
>Race
black/italian/english/austrian
>Nationality
american
>Job
uh im a student
>GF/BF
nope
>Virgin
yep
>Financial status
my parents are wealthy and support me lol
>Political alignment
liberal
>Religious beliefs
agnostic
>Hobbies
writing, going to concerts, traveling
>Time spent online per day
probably around 5ish?
>19
>M
>White
>US
>student, hoping to become animator/director
>had qtgf for a bit in HS, other than that none
>yes
>upper middle class family, no personal finances
>not interested
>not interested
>drawing, music, tv/anime, reading
>~12 hrs when not in school
>Age
21
>Gender
Male
>Race
Hispanic and white
>Nationality
American
>Job
Line cook
>GF/BF
No
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Poor
>Political allignment
Nationalist
>Religious beliefs
None
>Hobbies
Reptile care, animu, cooking and heavy metal
>Time spent online per day
A lot
>>28171515
>pulling vest aside and flashing hip
Is that a "gay signal"?
>>28171535
No, just for this dumb ass picture so the jeans can also show.
>Age
22
>Gender
M
>Race
White
>Nationality
Not from west
>Job
NEET
>GF/BF
Never had
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
150$ a month
>Political allignment
Freedom
>Religious beliefs
Atheist *tips*
>Hobbies
Internet
>Time spent online per day
More than 8 hours
>>28171515
is your mullet combed into shape or cut into shape?
>>28171515
what anime are you currently watching?
>>28171515
What do you usually cook when not working?
>>28171515
>rolled up pants
height?
>>28171638
Combed. It's just all combed back
>>28171654
Phantom: requiem for the phantom
Shits retarded
>>28171746
Mostly mexican food since it's what I like.
>>28171770
5'8
I just cup the bottom a bit.
>19
>Male
>white
>Canadian
>tobacco farmer
>no lel
>KHHV
>richfag
>Right leaning
>Christian
>watching sports, Dirtbiking/ATVing, fishing, hunting, cars and trucks
> 4-5 in the winter, very few in the summer
>Age
23
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
American
>Job
Musician
>GF/BF
Yup
>Virgin
Nope
>Financial status
Broke
>Political allignment
Fuk the system lmao
>Religious beliefs
Not a lot
>Hobbies
Drinking
>Time spent online per day
4-5 hours
>19
>cis male
>white devil
>freedomburger
>none
>khhv
>sustaining barely
>/pol/tard
>*tips*
>piano
>hours
>>28171515
>that necklace
Is that what I think it is?
>>28164041
>30
>Female
>White
>English
>Own a store
>Nope, too scared for relationship
>Nope, sex is fine
>Renting house, shop, pay all my own bills
>I lean to the left but have to force myself to pretend to care
>All I believe in is aliens, and I'm including bacteria and everything up in 'aliens'.
>Writing porn, MtG, WoW, fandom bullshit
>Have my laptop on at work so 11am-2am every day except Sundays.
>>28171847
Yes it is.
I always have some subtle weebshit.
>>28171859
That's pretty great.
You're alright for a tripfag, Fish.
>>28171827
is this description of yourself supposed to be appealing to anyone?
I'd like to think this is satire but I can't be sure.
>>28171899
Nah, I'm a pretty awful person
I just like weebshit and dress oddly.
>>28171913
If you take care of cool animals and aren't a filthy normie, you can't be that bad.
>>28171946
Nah, I'm still a shitty guy despite it.
>Age
20
>Gender
Mtf
>Race
3/4 White 1/4 Arab
>Nationality
United States of America
>Job
NEET
>GF/BF
I have a gf
>Virgin
Nope
>Financial status
Comfortable
>Political allignment
Radical Centrist, Nationalist
>Religious beliefs
Absurdism
>Hobbies
Shitposting, napping, exisential dread, history, polsci, linguistics, anime, 2hu.
>Time spent online per day
All day, I can't remember the last time I left the house.
>>28171964
>mtf
>radical centrist
kys
>>28164041
>Age
27
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
Danish
>Job
Biomedical laboratory scientist
>GF/BF
Never had one
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Got enough money for everything i want
>Political allignment
National Socialism
>Religious beliefs
Atheist
>Hobbies
Gaming
>Time spent online per day
14
>>28171983
whats wrong lad? do you think that just cus im a tranny i've got to cow and tow to your regressive liberalism?
fuck off nigger, globalists like you will be shot on the day of the rope
Fuck it, let's go...
>Age
39
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
English (not british, fuck the rest of em)
>Job
Unemployed for a year now
>GF/BF
Hell no, too poor, too ugly, too fat.
>Virgin
Nope
>Financial status
Poor as fuck
>Political allignment
Was liberal, becoming a bit redpilled. Must stop coming here really. Hate muzzies though...
>Religious beliefs
Atheist master-race
>Hobbies
Vidya, comics, tv. All the robo classics
>Time spent online per day
2-4 hrs
>>28171999
I'm not a liberal you mentally ill freak.
I was going to say to go back to /pol/, but not even those guys like you freaks you fucking goof
I really like these threads even though no one replies to me saying how cool I am
<22
<Male
<Mexican/Nicaraguan
<American
<Cashier, will wait tables or do construction work on the side though
<Just broke up with her a few weeks ago :^)
<Nope
<Poor but not as poor as I lead on to people, mainly girls, I'm alright I guess
<It's a wrap for us either way lmao
<Catholic, not super religious but I'm crazy #blessed though
<I really like cooking/baking, arts and crafts, fashion, photography, gardening, generally being out and about, and of course I like geek shit like anime/manga and video games. I wanna read more and get into hiking t b h
>Depends, 1-3 on average though
>Age
18
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
Romanian, but born in America
>Job
Paper boy for local gang, deal some coke on the side. Also help manage their business if their on a job.
>GF/BF
None
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Wealthy
>Political allignment
Communist
>Religious beliefs
Eastern Orthodox
>Hobbies
Avatar Press comics, been taking some classes in Systema lately.
>Time spent online per day
A couple hours
>>28172025
actually /pol/ is my main board
yeah sure whatever retard, go vote for bernie u little cuck
>>28172035
wow dude you are very cool my man how did you get so cool?
>>28172066
>>28172066
>tranny
>main board: /pol/
pick one you mentally ill faggot
experiencing Cognitive dissonance are ya?
>Age
19
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
Slav
>Job
I wish.
>GF/BF
Nope.
>Virgin
Yes.
>Financial status
Middle-class
>Political alignment
Indipendent I guess (I don't care that much about politics.)
>Religious beliefs
None
>Hobbies
Computer science, computer collecting, music
>Time spent online per day
Far too much..
>Age
16
>Gender
F
>Race
White
>Nationality
British
>Job
School i guess
>GF/BF
Bf
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Survivable
>Political allignment
Theyre all liars and cheats in the end so who cares
>Religious beliefs
None
>Hobbies
Dota 2 and anime if they count
>Time spent online per day
A few hours
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>>28164041
>>Age
19
>>Gender
Male
>>Race
Asian
>>Nationality
American
>>Job
None
>>GF/BF
None
>>Virgin
Yes
>>Financial status
No money
>>Political allignment
Centrist
>>Religious beliefs
Cthulhu Cultist, ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>Hobbies
Vidya, movies, art, lockpicking, walking, music, singing, reading, internet browsing, 4chin
>>Time spent online per day
5hrs or less depending on my mood, usually, 5hrs though
>>28172111
oh boy i sure love this "you cannot be right wing and be LGBT" meme
edgy fucking retard with no comprehension of politics get out of my face, your double digit IQ is showing beta
>>28172217
you're living proof that people with insecurities become rightwing or tumblrites to cope with their mental illness
>25
>M
>white
>Kraut
>Student
>I would not be here if I had a GF
>no but just once
>okay
>no political afflication
>no religion
>drawing, militaria, vydia
>4h
>>28164041
>Age
18
>Gender
M
>Race
White
>Nationality
Greek
>Job
Gas station
>GF/BF
No
>Virgin
No
>Financial status
Just managing basic needs
>Political allignment
Left/Nationalist
>Religious beliefs
Atheist
>Hobbies
Gym/Boxing/Reading/Music
>Time spent online per day
1-2 hours
>>28172244
and you cope with your insecurities by screaming at trannies on the internet and REEEEing?
yeah :')
>21
>male
>black/white
>American
>NEET
>Yes, GF
>not a virgin
>broke, living off my gf
>conservative
>Christian
>vidya and browsing /pol/ all day. Occasionally smoke weed
>whenever I'm awake
I know it seems like I'm not a robot, but I'm mentally fucked. I'm tall and good looking but can't do anything with myself. No one will hire me because my social skills. I'm also very paranoid out of the house. People are always looking at me. I hate this fucking world and want it to end already. I was never this bad before I took huge doses of acid and molly. I think browsing /pol/ while tripping made me more hateful and bitter. Don't do drugs, kids. They will not cure your mental problems
>>28172073
you just gotta b urself my man :))))
>>28172217
D E G E N E R A T E! You are not welcome on /pol/
>>28172300
>I am not cool
>am myself
>am not cool
>you are only cool if you are yourself
>if you are someone cool and not yourself you are not cool
>if you are yourself you are not cool
>pic related
>Age
23
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
United States
>Job
Driver
>GF/BF
Yes
>Virgin
No
>Financial status
Some savings
>Political alignment
National Socialist/ New Deal democrat
>Religious beliefs
Atheist but open to religion as part of culture
>Hobbies
Exercise, computer repair, home repair and improvement, language learning
>Time spent online per day
2-3 hours per day
>>28172367
maybe this will help u anon, good luck!!
www.wikihow.com/Be-Cool
www.wikihow.com/Be-Cool-and-Popular-in-Sixth-Grade
>>28164041
>Age
19
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
Sweden
>Job
Unemployed/NEET
>GF/BF
Never had one, never will
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Shit
>Political allignment
Right
>Religious beliefs
Born in a christian family but I myself don't really beleive in a god.
>Hobbies
Vidya
>Time spent online per day
24/7
>>28164041
>19
>Male
>White skinned mixed
>American
>Jobless
>NO GF
>Absolute Virgin
>poor
>Alt Right
>Non religious creationist
>gaming
>6 to 18 hours depending on the day
Fuck this gay earth.
>Age
23
>Gender
M
>Race
Master
>Nationality
Britfag
>Job
Engineer
>GF/BF
Yes, GF
>Virgin
No
>Financial status
Rich enough to spend money on shit, too poor to move out
>Political allignment
Right
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>Hobbies
Cars, gaming
>Time spent online per day
1-7 hrs
>>28164041
>Age
18
>Gender
Female
>Race
White
>Nationality
Dutch
>Job
Studying
>GF/BF
No
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Good
>Political allignment
National anarchist
>Religious beliefs
None
>Hobbies
Rowing and hiking
>Time spent online per day
2 hours
>>28164041
>Age
20.
>Gender
Female.
>Race
Mixed, Korean-Spanish.
>Nationality
Hawaiian (Technically American, but I feel otherwise.).
>Job
Waitress
>GF/BF
None.
>Virgin
Yes.
>Financial Status
$2100/mo.
>Political alignment
Conservative liberalism.
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic.
>Hobbies
Sea Photography, Vidya, Writing, Posting dank maymays.
>Time spent online per day
8+ hours easily.
>Age
19
>Gender
Male
>Race
White-hispanic mixed ._.
>Nationality
American
>Job
CS Engineer
>GF/BF
No
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Medium
>Political allignment
Right
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>Hobbies
Writing
>Time spent online per day
10 hours+
>Age
22
>Gender
male
>Race
white (not according to /int/ or /pol/)
>Job
student
>GF/BF
nope
>Virgin
nope
>Financial status
student
>Political allignment
fedora
>Religious beliefs
fedora
>Hobbies
don't have
>Time spent online per day
dunno, 3hours maybe it depends
>>28172739
>national anarchist
read a fucking book please
I recommend some Stirner, Proudhon, Bakunin, Emma Goldman, and Kroptkin
>>28172714
>British
>master anything
ok cuckboy
>>28172745
l o s a n g e l e s
stop spending so much time online, i'll show the outside world, sugartits
we can watch homeless people fight over wingstop leftovers
>>28172745
Heyyy gurl hows about I take that virginity of yours? You get to take mine, too! ;))
>>28164041
>Age
20
>Gender
Male
>Race
Asian/White
>Nationality
Australian
>Job
Student, Philosophy
>GF/BF
nope
>Virgin
yep
>Financial status
Rich parents
>Political allignment
Right
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>Hobbies
Reading, writing, cooking, lifting
>Time spent online per day
12+
>>28172969
>student in philosophy
>political alignment: right
You're not going to find any use with that degree.
Nothing you will write will have any impact. There is already enough pro-establishment propaganda.
>>28164041
>Age
old
>Gender
male
>Race
cock-asian
>Nationality
burgerstani
>Job
need to get one
>GF/BF
never had one, wouldn't mind gf or wife but could live the rest of my life without one
>Virgin
yup
>Financial status
$0
>Political allignment
don't vote, don't care about parties. Moderate left, somewhat libertarian, but not totally against big gov.
>Religious beliefs
the only church I ever attended was Mormon (LDS), but mostly I just read about science and paranormal, and do meditation here and there. God or gods may exist. I don't see why they can't. I have a vague recollection of lives before this one. I do think most "religions" had something to do with ancient astronauts or beings that live in invisible parts of this planet (underground lairs, extra dimensions, etc.)
>Hobbies
programming, games, watching as many movies and shows as I can, drawing, making fictional maps, reading, writing
>Time spent online per day
3-13.
>>28172877
>Big city living
>Spending more time than necessary offline
>Not starting a homeless fight club.
Wew lad.
>>28172925
I don't want your smelly virginity though.
>>28164041
>>Age
19
>>Gender
Male
>>Race
White
>>Nationality
Irish
>>Job
None
>>GF/BF
None
>>Virgin
Y-You know it ;_;
>>Financial status
NEET
>>Political allignment
Center Right
>>Religious beliefs
Catholic at birth but i'm quite unsure of faith at the moment
>>Hobbies
draw,take photos of stuff,walk,watch anime,collect milsurp antiquities,shitpost and occasionally play vidya
>>Time spent online per day
4-10 hours a day
>Age
25
>Gender
M
>Race
White (German/Irish ancestry)
>Nationality
American
>Job
Accountant
>GF/BF
Lol!
>Virgin
Yes, although I plan on hiring an escort in the next few months.
>Financial status
Doing well
>Political allignment
Depends on the issue at hand
>Religious beliefs
None
>Hobbies
Playing and watching hockey, biking, posting on 4chin, learning languages. Would like to start traveling, but can't with my work schedule.
>Time spent online per day
Including work? Literally 10+ hours each weekday, 6-8 hours each weekend.
Not including work is like 4-6 hours each weekday and 6-8 hours each weekend
20
male
white
american
nope
nope
yes
poor
moderate
agnostic
none really, nothing that i commit to atleast. i do do a large variety of group of 'hobbies'' every once and a while but never commit to them
probably 8 hours
>Age
21
>Gender
M
>Race
White
>Nationality
Canadian
>Job
College
>GF/BF
sort of GF
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Well-off
>Political alignment
Moderate
>Religious beliefs
undecided
>Hobbies
vidya (csgo, dota2)
>Time spent online per day
5 hours
I, for one, welcome our new NSA overlords.
>Age
19
>Gender
male
>Race
white
>Nationality
irish
>Job
neet
>GF/BF
n/a
>Virgin
yes
>Financial status
leach
>Political allignment
anarcho-capitalist
>Religious beliefs
agnostic-atheist
>Hobbies
music, books, films, the occasional vidya
>Time spent online per day
4-6 hours per day
>Age
24
>Gender
male
>Race
white
>Nationality
USA USA
>Job
starbucks
>GF/BF
nope
>Virgin
nope
>Financial status
in debt
>Political allignment
a/political
>Religious beliefs
n/a although been thinking about it a lot lately
>Hobbies
guitar/manolin/juggling
>Time spent online per day
3+
>Age
20
>Gender
m
>Race
white
>Nationality
usa usa usa
>Job
lol no
>GF/BF
lol no
>Virgin
yes
>Financial status
mooch off parents
>Political allignment
right nationalist
>Religious beliefs
christian
>Hobbies
none
>Time spent online per day
literally all day. 12-14+
wtf is up with the amount of "agnostic"s itt. you know good and damn well you dont believe in a god, so just say atheist
>19
>Male
>White
>Murica
>Yes/busser
>no gf
>yes
>Middle class
>Libertarian
>None
>vidya and vinyl records
>~5
>>28173752
Start making /eirefeel/ threads seen as your probably the only Irish trip on here.
>>28165520
>Cro
I've read it because I ctrl F Croatia l o l
>>28164041
>Age
29
>Gender
M
>Race
White
>Nationality
Murican
>Job
Work online
>GF/BF
In the zone
>Virgin
No
>Financial status
Kinda poor
>Political alignment
Social libertarian
>Religious beliefs
None
>Hobbies
Learning guitar, reading, sitting and staring
>Time spent online per day
5 hours or so
>>28173879
you know the difference right?
one is absolutely certainty that god doesnt exist = atheism
the other one is that you'll never know for sure if a god exists or not, that is agnosticism
and it is true, theres no way to ever prove that a god exists or not.
anyone who believes in religion or is an atheist is a fucking idiot
>>28173983
thank you for the help friend. i was unaware of the exact definition, i guess i should have just not said anything since i wasnt 100% sure
>Age
29
>Gender
I identify socially as "ugly", but my genotype is likely XX.
>Race
Mostly white, partly native American.
>Nationality
huehuehue
>Job
Former NEET, still an undergrad student, searching for an internship, freelancing... I mean I'm unemployed.
>GF/BF
KHV
>Virgin
See above.
>Financial status
See "job". My parents keep me like a pet.
>Political allignment
Centre-left.
>Religious beliefs
I'm the non-edgy kind of atheist.
>Hobbies
See below.
Also daydreaming of a past that never was and a future that never will be.
>Time spent online per day
Whenever I'm not sleeping or in class or tending to some bullshit like going to the doctor for some still yet to be diagnosed skin condition in my labia, leading to the the most intimate interaction I've ever had (did this today). Maybe an average 10 hours on weekdays and 15 hours on weekends, but I might be underestimating, lest a bunch of channers think I'm a slacker.
>>28173884
Don't know if there are even enough Irish robots to qualify an /eirefeel/
Maybe I'll make one to see how many there are
>>28174034
next time don't open you're mouth again unless you're sure, maggot
>>28173884
>>28174175
made the thread
>Age
18
>Gender
f
>Race
asian
>Nationality
american
>Job
neet
>GF/BF
never had one
>Virgin
yes
>Financial status
poor
>Political allignment
apathetic
>Religious beliefs
agnostic
>Hobbies
drawing, vidya, making stuff, playing instruments, baking, filling out charts, buying random novelty items
>Time spent online per day
all of the time I'm not sleeping, so between 3-15 hours a day.
>>28164041
>Age
20
>Gender
M
>Race
White/European
>Nationality
Briton
>Job
Nope
>GF/BF
Nope
>Virgin
Yes (kissless)
>Financial status
Somewhere between working and middle class
>Political allignment
Social Democrat/Distributist. I know a lot about politics but no one ideology particularly appeals to me.
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic. I admire Catholicism but I can't force myself to believe in it.
>Hobbies
Politics, vidya, history, TV
>Time spent online per day
10+ hours easily
>>28164041
>23
>male
>Indian/Bengal
>American but I also have a Bengali citizenship
>Software developer
>tfw no gf
>kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin
>I am gonna make 60 this year (this is the first year of my job) and I have a dank 15k saved up in the bank
>Libertarian, or more specifically minarchist
>atheist *le tips fedora m'lady
>Vidya, coding, jerking off and using my tears as lube
>9 hours (I spent most of my freetime on the internet)
>>Age
21
>>Gender
Male
>>Race
Caucasian
>>Nationality
Australian
>>Job
Nah
>>GF/BF
Nah
>>Virgin
Yeah
>>Financial status
Near homeless
>>Political allignment
Centre-right
>>Religious beliefs
Nah
>>Hobbies
Everything that requires sitting and watching/listening/reading something
>>Time spent online per day
10 hours
>>28164041
>Age: 19 (20 in two weeks)
>Gender: Male
>Race: North East Indian
>Nationality: British
>Job: Unemployed (Student)
>GF/BF: None
>Virgin: No (Lost it to a hooker last year)
>Financial status: I have 3200 quid from jobs I worked last summed
>Political Alignment: Centrist (whoever doesn't fuck shit up to bad and leaves me alone t.bh)
>Religious Beliefs: Agnostic
>Hobbies: Vidya, Drawing, /tg/ shit
>Time spent online per day: All of it, aside from when I have to go and get food or shit or smoke
>21
>male
>white
>UK
>psychology student
>tfw no gf
>at least not virgin
>have savings but going into teaching
>Center right
>none
>runescape, reading and live music, lifting
>3-5
fuck you there are never any compiled results for these surveys
show me results for what we have first then maybe
>Age
20
>Gender
M
>Race
White
>Nationality
Burger
>Job
Student atm
>GF/BF
No
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Family is lower middle class. I worked for 2 years after high school before I fell for the higher education meme
>Political alignment
Stopped caring a while ago. I used to be pretty passionate about politics, but now I just can't make myself give a shit
>Religious beliefs
Theist
>Hobbies
Anime, origami, reading, videogames, taking it ez
>Time spent online per day
Probably like 18hrs
>>28164041
>Age
19
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
British
>Job
Student
>Gf/Bf
>
>Financial status
Living off of student loans
>Political alignments
Centre-right
>Religious beliefs
Anglican Church
>Hobbies
Anime
>Time spend online per day
7-10 hours
>>28164041
>Age
24
>Gender
Male
>Race
White with native benefits.
>Nationality
Burgerclap
>Job
Janitor. Please don't shit on the toilet seats. A lot of women do this and also somehow get shit underneath the toilet seats in such a way that they'd almost have to pick up their poop and rub it underneath the seat. Please don't do that.
>GF/BF
>tfw
>Virgin
Yeah
>Financial status
Pretty broke
>Political allignment
I don't really have one
>Religious beliefs
I don't really have one
>Hobbies
Vidya, comics, other loser manchild hobbies
>Time spent online per day
At least five hours?
>>28164041
>Age
21
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
American
>Job
Senior in college
>GF/BF
No
>Virgin
No
>Financial status
My parents are well off and they're generous
>Political alignment
I miss you Uncle Adolph
>Religious beliefs
Atheist, but not fedoracore
>Hobbies
Anime, vidya, and other shit that repels the opposite sex
>Time spent online per day
Most of my spare time, however much that is.
>>28164041
>Age
24
>Gender
Dude
>Race
White
>Nationality
Canadian
>Job
Yes
>GF/BF
Yes
>Virgin
No
>Financial status
Poor
>Political allignment
Conservative
>Religious beliefs
Deism
>Hobbies
Video games
>Time spent online per day
Over 6 hours
>>28171515
>>28171786
>ywn eat a burrito with Fish
What would you put in a burrito, Fish? Some Mexican places here go heavy on the refried beans and it is quite upsetting. Refried beans should not be in a burrito.
wew
>Age
18
>Gender
Grill
>Race
Spic
>Nationality
MAGA
>Job
neet
>GF/BF
kek
>Virgin
Apprentice
>Financial status
Broke
>Political allignment
hmm
>Religious beliefs
heathen
>Hobbies
Professional shitposting, having a dog, collecting things.
>Time spent online per day
Every waking hour
>>28164041
>26
>male
>white
>swedish
>NEET
>nope no gf
>yep im a virgin
>i dont have any money
>to the left mostly
>athiest
>i dont have hobbies
>15-16 hours
>>28177191
>not liking beans
You're a faggot. Have you considered killing yourself?
>>28164041
>23
>M
>White
>US
>meat man
>Requesting GF
>Ye
>no bills, pay for most other things myself
>in that political compass test, about halfway down and a bit to the left
>atheist
>playing instruments, reading books, learning languages
>Never counted, but probably a lot
Anybody else /pseudointellectual/ here?
It's like looking in a mirror.
Dominican?
>>28177371
meant for
>>28177264
fuck captcha
>>28177332
>actually liking refried beans
Black beans are preferable.
>>28177387
Nope, just a common Mexican.
I can however, take you as my kohai if you think you have the gusto.
>>28177419
eh why not.
steam, skype, or email?
>>28177490
>>28177490
Hmm. First I have to evaluate you. Answer these questions
>What is your favorite cartoon?
>How much caffeine you consume on average?
>Will you call me senpai?
>How tall are you?
>Do you have more than 3 friends already?
>Are you easily influenced?
>Will you help me with my plots?
>Do you wear track shorts?
>What is your favorite kind of cuisine?
>Do you like online board games?
>Will you match your socks to mine?
>Will you stay on calls for me for 6+ hours?
>>28177753
>What is your favorite cartoon?
Billy and Mandy
>How much caffeine you consume on average?
Whenever am not lazy to turn on the coffe machine
>Will you call me senpai?
sure
>How tall are you?
5'9please don't bully
>Do you have more than 3 friends already?
I only have 1, and he barely talks to me.
>Are you easily influenced?
not really
>Will you help me with my plots?
Yeah why not I have nothing else to do
>Do you wear track shorts?
Basketball shorts or nothing
>What is your favorite kind of cuisine?
Dominican Cuisine, sometimes Japanese
>Do you like online board games?
like tabletop? I once played a game of Vampire: The Masquerade
>Will you match your socks to mine?
all I have are whites...
>Will you stay on calls for me for 6+ hours?
sure
>>28164041
>18
>m
>white
>usa
>neet
>hahahhahaha
>yes
>i live at home, senior in hs
>paleoconservative libertarian
>agnostic
>video games, dreaming, 4chan
>8
>>28177753
im going to fill this out even though i dont care because I'm bored
>What is your favorite cartoon?
Ed Edd n Eddy
>How much caffeine you consume on average?
I am not addicted to caffeine.
>Will you call me senpai?
Probably not unless you are capable of domming me, which I doubt.
>How tall are you?
5'3
>Do you have more than 3 friends already?
Yes
>Are you easily influenced?
No
>Will you help me with my plots?
As long as they benefit me.
>Do you wear track shorts?
No
>What is your favorite kind of cuisine?
Mexican
>Do you like online board games?
Never played them with anyone so I couldn't tell you, I really like playing board games in real life, but it is quite difficult to whip a bunch of people irl to play a board game properly and it triggers the fuck out of my autism because nobody takes shit seriously to the point where its not even playing the game.
>Will you match your socks to mine?
Probably not
>Will you stay on calls for me for 6+ hours?
If you're interesting enough to warrant that.
This is me for reference. >>28171964
Can someone else give me more questions to answer? This is the highlight of narcissism for my day
>>28178100
How do you feel about Julius Evola?
>>28177951
>NEET
>senior in high school
You're retarded
>>28178274
Hm. That is a pretty broad question, could you refine the question?
I understand what your asking me and I am a fan of Evola's work but I'm not entirely sure what specifically you want me to comment on, or do you just mean Evola in general and what he represents?
>>28178391
Evola in general.
sorry if I didn't make it clear.
>Age
20
>Gender
male
>Race
white
>Nationality
American
>Job
Student/Officer Candidate
>GF/BF
why do you think im here
>Virgin
why do you think im here
>Financial status
in debt
>Political allignment
Far right wing conservative, pro military, anti establishment
>Religious beliefs
None
>Hobbies
studying history, reading, getting better at cs:go
>Time spent online per day
a lot, uni is hard as fuck
>24
>M
>White
>USA
>Customer Service at Chipotle
>no gf
>virgin
>dependent on parents, make $8.50/hr
>historically democrat, voted for bernie sanders, will probably vote trump in the general election
>reddit, bodybuilding, music, video games, movies, occasionally do drugs with co-workers
>~5 hours/day
>>28177881
>>28177753
>no reply
welp I'll just go to sleep.I'll leave my skype contact in this here filename though
>Age
20
>Gender
Male
>Race
White/East Asian
>Nationality
USA
>Job
Student
>GF/BF
Kissless, sexless virgin
>Virgin
see above
>Financial status
Dependent
>Political allignment
Geolibertarian
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic Atheism
>Hobbies
Masturbation, eating, and writing
>Time spent online per day
6-9 hours
>Age
21
>Gender
Male
>Race
White
>Nationality
Australian
>Job
Audio Operator
>GF/BF
nope
>Virgin
yeah
>Financial status
sorta poor
>Political allignment
Centre Fag
>Religious beliefs
Christian
>Hobbies
Gaming, writing
>Time spent online per day
5ish
>>28178419
Hm I agree with a lot of what he says but I think I disagree with the majority of his beliefs. Despite this he was still pretty based and I respect him for his contributions to modern day intellectual nationalist and fascist thought.
I do agree with his views on Monarchism and Traditionalism though, but I fancy them more in a modern sense and I have my own thoughts and beliefs on how that would work now in 2016.
Unrealistically I am a Tradtional Monarchist Nationalist Centrist if that makes sense, realistically though I am just a nationalist radical centrist with authoritarian beliefs in some respect but very classical liberal beliefs in other areas.
I am basically true radical centre.
age 23
gender male
race white
nationality canadian
job student, next week starting job as engineer
gf/bf no
virgin yes
financial status decent
political allignment none
religious beliefs ignostic
hobbies vidya, shitposting
time spent online per day probably around 10 hours
>>28164041
>Age
19
>Gender
Male
>Nationality
American
>Job
Student
>Gf/Bf
No
>Virgin
Yes
>Financial status
Going off my parents, average i guess.
>Political Allignment
I don't follow politics much though I should, but if i had to say I would say mildly right wing
>Religious Beliefs
None
>Hobbies
Sleeping, vidya, 4chan, tv, movies, walking around my room in circles while thinking/daydreaming (can do this for hours).
>Time spent online per day
Maybe like 8 hours?
>Age
22
>Gender
M
>Race
cauc
>Nationality
Canadian
>Job
I work at one of those Escape The Room places / full time student
>GF/BF
FWB?
>Virgin
na
>Financial status
barely not broke
>Political allignment
none
>Religious beliefs
atheist
>Hobbies
fencing, D&D, watching hockey
>Time spent online per day
6-8 hrs probably
>>28164041
>18
>M
>White
>Canada
>Fireproofing/construction
>No but I'm working on it
>Yes but I'm working on it
>Ok I guess
>Liberal
>Jewish but religion isn't important to me
>video games (though I only play when my friends need me to), youtube, photoshopping funny shit, drinking with the guys
>5
>>28178736
forgot the picture for this original post
>>28177881
I accept your application, kohai.
I think you'll make a very good friend, we'll get you some cool socks, don't worry about it.
>>28178568
Goodnight!
>>28178100
You do not pass, however.
You cannot become my kohai unfortunately.
I'll think of a different test.
