> autistic neet lives at home
> blames everyone else for his problems
> does nothing but play vidya and post on the internet all day
> kissless hugless virgin
> normal people are repulsed by him
tfw CWC is the quintessential robot
>>28163409
most robots aren't actually autistic
>>28163409
Please don't compare me to Christine
>>28163409
I want to know what for is he asking money this time?
>>28163409
> blames everyone else for his problems
he was bullied relentlessly for years and had every weird autistic thing he did documented for cheap laughs
> does nothing but play vidya and post on the internet all day
actually he makes money off of his old bullies by selling them retarded sonichu crap
>kissless hugless virgin
wrong
chris is substantially better than the average robot
>>28164131
> Christine
it's Chris not Christine
>not St. Elliot of the Holy 9mm
>not Capt. Shipman of the SS Injection
I hate you
>>28164205
>actually he makes money off of his old bullies by selling them retarded sonichu crap
Is that why she's constantly begging for money?
Also she used autism as a crutch before the internet shit
>>28164248
Chris is actually the perfect example
CWC is not a virgin.
>>28164175
Amiibos, I think. Was amiibos and a PS4, but he got the big-ticket item through e-begging and the tugboat.
I miss Bob.
Who #teamsonichu here?
>>28164251
>she
Chris is my favorite internet retard, and it's hilarious that he's scamming the system and making bucks on Ebay through other retards fascinated by him.
This nigga can't be stopped.
>>28163409
I don't classify him as a robot, because he has legitimate autism and never really had a chance at life.
Robots still *have* a chance, however slight it is.
>>28164544
His autism isn't what denied him ever having a chance at life, it was his fucking parents. He could be genetic goddamn perfection and still wouldn't have a chance in hell coming out of that household into the real world.
>>28164675
This. His autism and the parenting of Bob and Barb created the perfect storm which became the CWC we know today.
>>28163488
this. that goes to all the faggots here who dont understand why they dont get any pussy altough they aren't ugly. its because you are fucking autists
>>28164675
I think they were too old as well. If Bob had have been younger I honestly believe Chris would have been better off. But real talk here, even if Chris had the greatest parents in the world, he was never going to marry, have a great job and a daughter named Crystal. The best he was ever going to do was clearing tables at the dairy queen while indulging in vidya and legos at home.
He actually finished college. Few robots managed to do the same.
>>28163409
>mfw he STILL has NEETbux
the absolute fucking madman
>>28164793
>Indulging in legos
There's something about this phrase that feels like fantasy, it's smooth and it rolls off the mental tongue. Thank you for the stimulus.
>>28164812
>college
He got a CAD diploma from community college. And it took him six years.
>>28164374
noone
get out
>>28164814
Just gotta wait till Barbs ass infection kills her to see what happens to Chris later
>>28163409
reminder that chris maced a gamestop employee, rammed his car into a game shop owner, and burned his own house down
and he got away with all of it
>>28164992
ass infection?
Please elaborate my nigga
>>28164992
I assumed shed be dead soon because of her weight.
After she's gone, Chris will lose the house in no time. Not sure where he'll go from there
>>28164995
Who put the coffee maker in the bathroom? That's who burned the house down
>>28163409
>lives at home
disgusting
>>28165017
So Barb sits on her ass all day and does nothing
This combined with the shitty house her nor Chris refuse to clean, she eventually got an ass infection
Because barb is fat and old, she can't clean herself up properly. So she gets Chris to do it, only problem is, is that Chris hate it with all his might
He'd rather fuck with Legos than take care of his mothers well being. So much so that he tried dumping her on his half brother Cole.
>>28163409
>Christine will never camwhore and show her boipucci to us.
I guess we have to live with just pizza and the others.
>>28165350
> he hasn't seen Christine's boipucci
nigga you ain't looking hard enough
>>28165450
Post that sweet, moist and soft boipucci then.
>>28163409
Wrong.
Chris is to robots what robots are to normies. He's on another level than us entirely. He's probably ascended demi-god tier wizard.
>>28165558
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nudes
I'm not going to post them because shits horrific if you want to see them go here
>>28163409
> blames everyone else for his problems
But what if other people are responsible for a huge portion of our problems? You act like the majority of robots haven't been systematically abused and neglected by their peers for years.
>>28165629
>http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Nudes
>>28163409
This fucking autistic mess is probably the most documented person on the planet. How does that make you feel?
>>28165629
jesus, imagine being the poor bastard that did the piercing
>>28165629
And in what might be his most disgusting video (although the competition is stiff), Cakefarts features his chocolate-covered butt and semi-erect duck, with the bend apparent.
>>28166064
>implying you wouldn't love to suck all the cum out of his feminine penis
>>28165629
>dat boiclit
>>28166242
I didn't click the thumbnail.
>>28165630
THISSSS, for fucks sake, the ones who tell you not to blame others for your problems are the normies who caused the problems
>>28164793
He talked about wanting a daughter?
>>28165178
>He'd rather fuck with Legos than take care of his mothers well being.
I wouldn't want to be the nursemaid of a revolting old hippo either
>>28164929
cad as in what? like AutoCAD?
Oh my gosh! According to the wiki, Chris is taking HRT!
Wow!
>>28166259
what the hell even is this
a taint piercing? wtf
wait what the fuck cwcki trolled chris into cutting his dick off?
>>28166242
>>28166259
Pic related.
>>28166576
Boy, did he ever. Enjoy, bucko.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Crystal_Weston_Chandler_%28daughter%29
>>28166578
The hilarious irony there is that Chris would be much more inclined to care for Barb in her twilight years if she'd bothered to raise him right.
>>28166242
B E N T D U C K
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>>28166670
No
Just another of Chris's anine schemes to get some china
>>28164205
>>>28164286
Buying a whore, (which to be honest we don't even know for a fact if he did buy one and if they did fuck, or just cuddled to the autistic that was sex) is not losing your virginity.
>>28163409
I really thought he'd be dead now and not some weird tranny thing. Chris is always full of surprises.
>>28164205
>he was bullied relentlessly for years and had every weird autistic thing he did documented for cheap laughs
excuses
>>28166242
Is that Chris Chan's wick?
>>28166259
Is this chris chans supposed clit piercing?
>>28163409
>quintessential
you're the quintessential faggot
