>tfw ran out of toilet paper
>can't afford any more until next week
Do you guys think that a doctor will give me some if I go in and say this printer paper is tearing up my ass?
>>28163051
Easiest thing in the world to steal
>>28163051
JUST use tissues and throw them away in a trash can, or shower after every poop.
>>28163051
Be a degenerate and go into public bathrooms and take the rolls, get a few nice bigguns from mc dees and you'll be set for a month
Do what they do in India and use your hand.
>>28163162
>>28163145
Don't they have cameras in there to stop this type of thing?
WASH YOUR ASS IN THE SHOWER YOU DORK
>>28163176
>CAMERAS
>IN THE BATHROOM
m8...
>>28163176
>CAMERAS
>lN THE BATHROOM
m8...
>>28163185
>>28163197
how did you do that....
aaa
>>28163051
>tfw ran out of kitchen roll and can't afford until next week
I'm using toilet paper as an emergency now, making you could do the reverse
>>28163176
Security Guard that works at a Wal-Mart here. It's really easy to steal from here. You just have to be fast and not intimidated. They CANNOT touch you. Security or Asset Protection legally cannot touch you or forcefully restrain you (if they do, you can sue). So if they are watching you on cameras, don't worry. Go in and out and wait a month or two till they forget about you. If you want to make it easy for yourself, don't dress like you're going to steal, don't act creepy. Just go on get what you need and walk out without causing a scene.
Don't listen to >>28163185, >>28163197. They are stupid and predictable. Or instead, just take some toilet paper from the restroom which is what I'm hoping he is thinking.
>>28163051
Steal napkins from fast food places.
Also take advantage of public restrooms.
wear a hoodie with a big pocket and cargo pants.
Go to a public bathroom. Wrap toilet paper around your hand. Load up all your pockets. Walk out.
>>28163461
this is true i have stolen thousands of dollars of stuff from walmart. even a laptop when they left it out and the service door was left open.
Just dont be a nigger and try and resist arrest if they catch you.
>>28163461
Be honest man, if you someone steal some toilet paper, would you even do anything about it?
>>28163051
>go to gas station with backpack on
>use restroom
>open toilet paper dispenser
>stash a roll in backpack
>leave
ezpz
>>28163051
>scrunch the toilet paper up and unscrunch it repeatedly
>becomes soft enough to wipe with
>>28164166
*printer paper lel ;_;
>>28163541
>just dont be a nigger
>steal
one and only one faggot
>>28163176
Theyll laugh at you maybe but no one will care after that shift.
>>28163145
This.
Go to any public bathroom and take as much as you want.
But be curteoius and leave at least enough for the next person.
>>28163051
I wiped with fast food napkins for like 3 years in college because I was too embarrassed to go buy toilet paper
Ask it from your neughbours. Tell them you need to poo now and can't walk to market.
>not having a bidet
just installed one in my house three weeks ago. Seriously changed my life. nothing feels as good as spray the shit in my asshole onto my balls and uncircumsised weiner before pulling up my drawers over my soaked rear and feeling the cold wet skin on my butt stick and rip apart and restick with every step I take
9/10 will bidet again tonight so i don't have to take a shower
>>28163051
dress up like a hipster.
walk into the nearest university.
go to the bathroom.
close shitter cabin's door.
take as much paper as you need for a month.
Use both sides of the toilet paper to make it go farther. Or wipe your ass with a cat. It will lick itself clean afterwards and you can use it over and over.
Eat couch stuffing
It wipes itself on the way out
>>28165300
>>28165411
correct
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>>28163051
Just use your hand
When your done wash off your hand, use some soap
Keep your nails trimmed short
Use the non-dominant hand, the one you don't use as much
After a while you will stop wasting money on toilet paper
The widespread use of toilet paper didn't take off in the US until after WWII
Something else Uncle Jew convinces you that you just have to use, another way to take the goyim coins
3 million years of no toilet paper, now you panic and moan
Man up, faggot
>>28165791
>designated hand
Btfo subcontinent
Thx this reminds me I need to buy toilet paper. Poor piece of shit.
>>28163051
Use a towel or something. Wash the towel later and BAM, it's clean and ready to be used again, famo.
just take a shower after shitting.
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4go2uu/anon_run_out_of_toilet_paper/
>>28163051
Jesus Christ a roll of toilet paper is $1 you pathetic piece of shit
>>28163051
Go to any public toilet with a,backpack
Fill it up with toilet paper-rolls, done
>>28163051
Go wash your asshole in a shower.
Cheap, fast and comfy.
>>28166282
Fucking leddit
>>28163051
>This problem
Sorry I lol'd when I read
>>28163051
Update, OP.
How is the no toilet paper situation going?
did tissues or paper towels not occur to you before fucking printer paper
