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>tfw boyfriend cried again
>>28162351
>tfw you try and copy me and fail
btfo retard
>>28162392
>>tfw you try and copy me and fail
>btfo retard
what?
>>28162426
>he still trying
thats really nice
>he thinks im going to bump his thread
>>28162490
>implying you dont orbit 15 year old girls
>implying you aren't a cuck
cockbunny has a problem?
go spend months orbiting eliza for literally nothing
>>28162761
>She's my girlfriend
Top kek
>>28162761
>She's my girlfriend
Haven't kek'd this hard in ages.
>>28162351
>tfw my girlfriend can get a better girl than me in a heartbeat
>>28162761
>She's my girlfriend
My sides man, I think I just got a sixpack from those keks.
Why would you, if against astronomical what you claim is true, ever date a 4chan whore?
>>28162351
>Tfw all my pedo beta orbiters are going after 16 year olds instead
>>28150324
>ex boyfriend wants to hook up
>he doesn't realize I've upgraded far past where he could please me
>bf keeps talking about how insecure he is about the size of his dick
>Huge turnoff, more so than penis size
How do I get him to stop?
>>28162392
>calling out people copying you on r9k
>delivering a btfo. here. of all places. because you think someone copied your thread.
that's pretty sad senpai desu
>>28163096
Every time he talks about it, blow him.
Trust me, it'll work.
>>28162351
TFW boyfriends birthday today :^)
>>28163131
>robot
> has a girl who has sex with him and cares about him
Son are you retarded? I have to pay for a whore to spend 20 minutes with me and does not let me kiss her.
>>28163229
>>28163131
>>28163120
>>28162761
>>28162351
>>28162490
>>28163244
Reminder that this is all the same person
>>28162351
spread your toes my stinky girl
>>28163252
I am not a tripfag unlike Doj. And i am not a limp wristed 16 year old faggot.
I can post proofs
>>28163283
Yes it means exactly that you retard. By your definition every normie is a robot.
Hell even women are robots then.
>>28163283
hey doj fuck any kids today?
>>28163360
>Calls me a manchild
>Is s tryhard who wishes to be famous on a shitty imageboard
Top kek. Also by dating you partake in society you retarded child.
>>28163396
oh look its doj kiddy diddler
>>28163396
People who date are not introverted nor are they antisocial you doof.
Are you famous in a good way? Everyone is just annoyed by you and will forget you in a week after you stop posting.
Having a relationship with someone means you are a part of society. I don't want to date an edgy whore who pretends to be introverted. I don't want to date at all. I just want to fuck women when i feel like it.
quit shitting up this place more than it already is you guys
i hate all of you in here so much
>>28163396
hey cockbunny, how's fucking those 16 year old kids in the virtual world going?
>>28163507
doj is only famous on /r9k/ for being caught trying to molest a child, hes the fat fiddler
>>28163512
I am owning the tripfags. Might even make them cry. If you all did what i do they would be gone by now.
Normies are weak to being wrong and having someone humiliate them.
>>28163528
Got any picture of him? Is he actually a fat pedo? How old is he?
>>28163581
Wow you're actually retarded. What are you doing here after you were caught obsessing over underage girls. What a fat freak.
You're not antisocial. You just have a low IQ and a fat body.
>>28163703
>>underage girls
>She's not underaged.
She's 16, she's considered a minor.
She's underage :)
This could maybe - maybe - have been a halfway-decent thread. But then, suddenly, tripfags.
>>28163742
>She's not a minor.
kek, this pedophile truly is delusional.
>>28163742
then why did she call you a pedo? fact: you agreed with her.
>>28163764
This, as the conversation went.
"4 u"
>>28163773
Get locked up you pedophile fat dutchman.
>>28163716
>fembots feels
>decent thread
pick one and only one, be happy it got derailed by dodge
>>28163742
>>28163773
you sure do samefag alot without your trip dont you
>>28163773
Speaking as someone who's dated a minor at 25...dude, just drop it. Arguing your point here just makes you look guilty as shit regardless of the facts. If you've any sense of self-preservation, stop fucking posting.
>tfw no fire bf
tfw no bf with blue or green eyes and huge dimples
>>28164491
Do you like dark circles around the eyes to round the package up?
>>28163703
>feel uncomfortable
>simply want solitude
>thinks that's antisocial
You're always able to surprise me with your stupidity tripfag.
Notice me Abby senpai!!
oregano desu
>>28163716
specifically Doj, he is the most cancerous trip of all
>>28165340
What have you tried so far to make her notice you?
>>28165397
I bet this guy thinks it's his ex you're talking about.
>>28165340
My gf makes this face when I slide my cock up and down against the outside of her pussy.
>>28165458
Probably not enough, but its more of a spray and pray strategy, one of these days she is bound to stumble across it. And on that day senpai will hopefully noticed me!
>>28164444
>>28164491
>>28164654
>>28165182
>>28165340
>>28165397
>>28165458
>>28165553
>>28165623
holy shit dodge was just banned, if any of you other guys didnt close off this thread or reopen it
now that you're reading my post, scroll up, all of his posts have gone
either hes got the knock knock on the door, or he just got cleaned up by some very nice moderator
thank you random moderator of this board
>>28165623
That's not really "noticing," though... She noticed me a while back and it was pretty simple.
>>28165768
He's been banned several times in the last months for increasingly long times. Here's hoping this one is at least a month for repeat offenses (participating in Doxing and raids, spamming, low quality posts)
He's autistic enough to not evade apparently, too.
Euphoria is my tripfu
>>28165913
I love you too anon kun!
>>28165931
How much though
>>28165974
I'd let youlick my feet, maybe suck on my toes if you're good too
>>28165996
This is a good offer.
I accept this offer.
I look forward to giving your soles plenty of kissus.
>oneitis is talking to the grass again
>>28166054
Is grass a nickname or do you orbit a legit retard?
>>28165829
>Doxing and raids are now offenses
The times they are a-changin'.
>>28166054
>>28166105
Isn't grass a prison term for an informant? Is he talking to a snitch?
>>28166144
>are now
They've been so for most of 4chan's history, it's just that they weren't against the rules at first so when they were made against the rules people ignored it through sheer numbers spamming.
>>28166105
>>28166144
>not following susieposter
welcome, newfriends
>TFW not a SAHM with qt kids
>>28166105
>>28166150
Nah, it's literal grass. He's schizo.
>>28166208
Hello.
>>28162392
no one knows who you are. THeres no way youll ever pass btw. I give you 6 months before suicide
>>28166385
hey there pal
any progress? any fun stories from those hidden cameras?
>>28162825
>tfw you probably have trophy gf and dare complain about it
>>28166385
I dated a schizo once. pretty weird. was a total slut as well
>>28166936
same
sl;ls;qlsq;
>>28162351
Fembot here ask me anything
>>28167345
>Fembot here ask me anything
Will you be my gf?
>>28167345
what is so appealing about /r9k/ to you? if I was woman I wouldn't give a single shit about it.
>>28167413
Why would you want me to be? You don't know me
>>28167418
It is pretty fun and seems like the only board I can actually talk to half decent femanons who are semi like minded. I do really love the whole feel the board gives off
>I do really love the whole feel the board gives off
isn't whole feel pretty much "tfw no gf"? and then >>28167413
>>28167345
what color are your eyes? Do you have heterochromia as well?
>tfw you had a lewd moment with your dad
>>28168035
Light brown, no
>Tfw fembots don't exist
>Tfw mommy gf feels bad when I cry and tries to comfort me
>fembot thread
>it's full of traps/trannies
>mfw shoulders built like a linebacker
>flabby arms
>wish I was built like anime girls
Help, how do I fix these, shoulder bone structure is literally impossible.
>>28168300
become a man
>>28168594
I'd rather kill myself
oroiginal
>>28168594
Become a hero.
originingal
>>28163096
Act like his dick is the shit you dumb slut, positive reinforcement
hold me
please
>tfw even boys on the internet don't like me
I HATE MY LIFE WHAT IS THIS FRESH HELL
>>28170490
Are you seriously that bad
>>28170512
>he calls me cute
>you're too cute to be a virgin anonette
>download snapchat and send me one so I know you're real
>get rated 7-8/10 the one time I posted in a rate thread
>boys talk to me for a couple days and then don't respond as much
>stop messaging me first
>I stop sending them messages because I'm embarrassed
I think it's because I'm clingy and yandere tbqh
>>28170568
I'm fresh to this thread but fembot you should definitely hmu, they probably just got pissed cause you wouldn't send nudes like /soc/ sluts do
We can talk about the world yo
>>28170593
Fembots aren't real, women can't be robots
I didn't know where else to post this because most of the feels in actual feels threads are worse than my bullshit
>>28170568
>get rated 7-8/10 the one time I posted in a rate thread
Getting in a relationship realy shouldn't be a problem with such a decent score
>>28170490
Right when I read those last two words all I could think is
>Fresh Prince of Hell Air
Kek
>>28170640
I do not know what's wrong with me
>>28170657
I hate my lfie
>>28170633
I feel you senpai and technically they can but ONLY if they legitimately have social issues which keep them from even having the basic of conversations with a guy. Or that's what I beleive.
I can get a gf but I never see a point if I can't picture myself lasting. Commitment is a lot harder than many robots think
>>28170690
No, anon. I still disagree. Even if you're a retarded vegetable with no limbs, if you have a vagina you will have sex, love and companionship at some point.
>>28170568
Do you have a throwaway email?
I'd like to chat with a clingy yandere girl
>>28167345
How would you use me if i was your sex slave?
>>28172638
I would drain you of all the man juices you have then throw you away like a used tissue
>>28173770
I'd fucking lift you up,press you against the wall and pound your brains out while I choke you
