If you had two wishes, what would you wish for?besides more wishes
A billion dollars
Complete oblivion at death, no heaven, hell, reincarnation.
Sociopath is guy on the right I think. He's trying to manipulate the psychopath and it's either going to get shit done or end very badly for both of them.
unlimted funds
Get Reborn as the same person everytime with unlimited funds
That's all I need
>>28162118
It depends. What are the rules? Can one wish include multiple wishes in it ("I wish for [x] and [y]....")? Will my wish be granted very specifically or will the wish-granter interpret it a bit more loosely? Like if I wished for super-speed, would it also give me super reflexes? Is the wish-granter good or evil? If I wished for a billion US dollars, would it give me 1 billion in nickels, filling up my room and giving me a painful and ironic death? Or would reality be altered so that my bank account had a billion dollars and nobody else in the world found this suspicious?
>>28162154
I'm pretty sure the psychopath is usually the manipulator and the sociopath, being impulsive, is usually the manipulated.
When I think Psychopath, I think CEO. Not schoolyard bully.
>>28162171being this autistic
Originality
Unconditional happiness
A soulmate
I was going to say a billion but if you were unconditionally happy I don't think it would matter
>>28162181
That's interesting. I always thought they were pretty much interchangeable, what's the difference? Any good sauces? Also I'm on phone WiFi getting pizza. Pizza trumps paranoia. Also, vote Trump.
immortality
guaranteed death upon request
>>28162118
A genie who grants unlimited wishes
One wish, hmm. World peace. Obviously. Materialistic swine.
>Eternal ideal body
>Immortality
I can overcome my social failures and just rely on my looks to get bitches forever
Twenty car garage with house on the second floor of said garage
$500 million to live off of
A 2 bedroom cottage in the middle of Alaska with enough food/fuel/equipment (guns, ammo cold weather gear etc.) to last me 2 years.
A gf to ride it out with.
I have enough bushcraft/survival knowledge that would I want to, I'd be able to make a living out in Interior Alaska, but even after two heavenly years with the perfect winter loving gf, I don't think I'd want to and I'd probably get drunk and walk out into the middle of a snow storm and my frozen corpse would be eaten by a wolverine.
>>28162118
1. I'd want to have the perfect body, that one I dream of when I look in the mirror
2. I'd want my writing skills to improve 100 fold.
a 9 inch dick and the ability to choose my death date
>>28162287
You fucking faggot you could have achieved Nr. 1 by just working hard
Same goes for Nr. 2
Why not wish for infinite power and riches instead and achieve the shit tier wishes you made on your own
a qt, 3.14 gf
The ability to wish for more wishes.
>wish that I can wish for more wishes
>wish for more wishes
>>28162301
Wise m888888
>>28162118
1, perfect body forever
2, infinite money
telekinesis
to not turn into a complete retard whenever i see attractive girls
>>28162334
>>28162338
nigga read the op
Shapeshifting(get sick, old or injured - shift into a healthy body) and teleportation.
>>28162373
Op said not to wish for more wishes. I wished for the ability to wish for more wishes.
Checkmate boyo
>>28162118
a loving sweet cute little sister.
to live happily with her where incest is legal.
>attractiveness
>invisibility powers
>>28162387
sure you have the ability to wish for wishes. Doesn't mean they're gonna be granted though
>>28162417
>I'm super attractive
>but only when no one can see me
I only need one wish.
The ability to create and destroy portals to universes of my own design.
A ship that can take me anywhere
qt gf to travel with me
you fags got the wrong idea
>>28162118
A painless death and a respectable legacy.
The complete and total destruction of the human race. Twice.
>>28162118
Go back in time to the age of 13 with a chance to live my life over with the knowledge I currently possess.
I'd save the second wish for when I need it.
>>28162118
1. A billion dollars
2. Health and long life for all those I care about.
Stop aging
Infinite money
Infinite money would solve everything
>>28162315
Because I don't want to work too hard and I don't want my life to change drastically.
>>28162118
Perfect immortality (god-tier, impossible to degrade health. physical perfection)
unfettered shapeshifting power, with the knowledge necessary to use it.
I would alternate between women, qt trap and feels hogan at will and live an endless life of hedonism
I always wanted to become witcher like geralt grom rivia.
Second wish is volwerine healing factor
>>28162146
Damn I came up pretty early in this thread.
>>28162118
1. Becoming extremely charismatic. It doesn't matter what you do because everyone will love you anyway. If your mean to them or someone else they will make up excuses for you.
2. Complete invulnerability. This includes immunity to any and all ailments and any type of physical damage. It does however not protect you from starvation, suffocation, or dehydration.
10 million dollars.
To be extremely talented at self-discipline.
>>28162903
but what would you do after billions of years and you are all alone or if you got buried in concrete
If I had one wish I'd wish for all the jews to drop dead tomorrow. No joke
>Everyone would believe anything I ever said
>Immortality
All you wishing for money are fucking stupid. If everyone believes you without a doubt, just tell a bank that they need to give you all the money. Ever get in trouble with the law? Tell them it wasn't you. You have all the power in the world.
>>28163419
>being power hungry
Fag
>>28162286
>alaska
>wolverines
The ability to change my body at will (to current self, chad, etc)
To known the truth about life and all meaning behind the universe
Immortality, in which I can never be physically be harmed by anything, including aging
Mind control, can make others to do anything, think anything, feel anything
>>28162118
heaven to exist
happiness in the world
be alright lmao
i'll tell ppl i was the reason behind it and they'll go "dafuq o.0"
but i'll know....
i'lll know....
>>28163589
robot army
hyperbaric containment chamber
you're rekt anon
>>28162118
>a big dick
>hard working soul
Omnipotence.
I'll keep the second wish in reserve just in case omnipotence isn't all it's cracked up to be so I can undo it after giving myself a billion dollars and everyone on /r9k/ their waifu.
>>28162118
Permanently superior to all humans in all regards.
Invulnerability.
>>28162118
>make anime real
>human instrumentality
Literally easiest question ever.
That my dick was perfect size.
That I had infinite money.
>>28162118
>Become a shape-shifting immortal with powers like Alex Mercer
I never really got asked about a second wish... hmm...
INFINITE MONIES.
>>28162118
All I want is for her to give me a second chance
>>28162118
A ton of money, the power to grant immortality to both myself and those who I want to give it to (the type of immortality where I do not age, nothing hurts me or anything)
Chad aesthetics, infinite money.
Lots of money to buy tons of computer components and go to college and get my computer learns
To be generally happy/ for those around me to be happy
>>28162239
Psychopath is born with no emotions, a sociopath loses them through social interaction. There's more differences, like psychopaths tend to be more manipulative, but that's not a requirement
>>28162118
Omnipotence
Omniscience
All I need.
>>28162146
>Only a billion, not a trillion or more or infinite
>>28162167
>Reborn as the same person everytime
Does this mean you're stuck in a time paradox and the exact same shit keeps happening? Do you perpetually fall out of your mother's vag? Are you your own father? How does this even work?
>>28162171
Did you watch Wishmaster?CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR...
>>28162214
>I was going to say a billion but if you were unconditionally happy I don't think it would matter
And if you were unconditionally happy, I don't think it would matter to have a soulmate either.
>>28162246
>Tfw you'll probably waste both wishes and kill yourself early on when something depressing happens and you say something like you want to die or w/e
And upon request? So is it executed by your will, and not by action?
>>28162265
Sneaky sneak bastard.
>>28162271
Disgusting.
>>28162272
>Could've combined both wishes into one
>>28162284
>Could've wished for more money to buy a 20-car garage with house on second floor of said garage or wished for unlimited monies and still have a second wish
>>28162286
This whole thing sounds redundant af tbhfam.
>>28162287
>2016
>Writing
>>28162334
>>28162338
What >>28162433 said. Hell we all have that ability already. You're WISHING for more wishes. Jack shit happens, kek. GG.
>>28162346
Forever? Like, do you want to live forever? Or do you still want to die and just have a perfectly preserved corpse?
>>28162402
wew lad enjoy your deformed offspring I guess. Could've combined both wishes into one and made the second wish to not end up regretting it, lel. Or yeah, not having deformed kids if that's what you plan on.
>>28162417
What >>28162447 said, lmao.
Y'ALL BLEW IT.
>>28162301
Not bad.
>>28162323
What about your second wish? Also you should've added "faithful" to that.
>>28162367
Breddy gud, anon.
>>28162378
>shift into a healthy body
I don't think it would work like that. But since it's not a thing anyway, eh... teleportation? Not bad.
>>28164027
>has a wish for literally anything he wants, literally anything at all
>he chooses something so that he can do normalfag stuff
normies aren't all this braindead are they?
>>28163870
yours is a pretty good one
>>28163636
underage
>>>>>>>>>>>
Mine would be
>have the ability to shapeshift painlessly with no constraints or restrictions
>be completely invulnerable, I choose when I die or take pain etc
>be an infinitely tall giantess
>rampage around as much as I want
>spare robots who worship me
pic related
>>28163681
Finally some clever guy...
To have an ideal body for sure, since I hate my body the most in my life. Not sure about the second. Either to meet a soulmate or to get a huge amount of money. Probably the soulmate though.
>>28163681
>thinking you'll even be yourself after getting omnipotence
>>28162171
This anon is asking the right questions. Wishes are all potential death traps, if I was making a wish I'd make sure it was worded as specifically as possible because the default assumption has to be that genies are trying to fuck you over.
"I wish for 1 billion dollars"="I wish for exactly 1 billion US dollars to be deposited in the bank account that belongs to me, [Insert full name here], which is account number [insert bank account number here] without causing any type of suspicion from the bank or the authorities".
I'd wish for the ability to warp reality as I see fit and the knowledge required to control that ability.
>tfw all my daydreams can become reality
>>28162547
Universes of your own design or portals of your own design? Also what if there are no alternate universes?
>>28162735
RIP in Pieces.
>>28162812
>Only a billion
>>28163332
>Only 10 million
LESS THAN A BILLION. BRUH...
>>28163709
Weak af first wish.
You niggas also dun goof'd.
>>28162711
>A ship that can take me anywhere
SPACE? SPACE SHIP? MAYBE A MOUNTAIN? AIRSHIP?
>>28162723
So what if you've never done anything respectable with your life that anyone recognizes? Would that mean you can't die until you do?
>>28162778
What if you weren't able to save the second wish?
>>28162832
how old r u tho
>>28162903
Mah nigga.
>>28162965
wut...
>>28163327
>It does however not protect you from starvation, suffocation, or dehydration.
Or aging.
>>28163414
NOBLEMAN.
>>28163419
>Tfw you wouldn't be able to just tell a bank to give you money, you'd have to make up some BS to give you money as telling them would just be a direct order
hue
>>28163491
Would've just been simpler to say shape-shifting.
>Tfw you wish for that only to realize there is no meaning behind life and the universe except what you make of it
>>28163589
p gud
>>28163636
>"Anon is crazy."
>>28163667
2simple4me
>>28163681
noice
>>28163790
>make anime real
I was gonna say that. orz
>>28163960
>"Give" it to someone
>They become your enemy
>Regret it
>>28164199
>I choose when I die or take pain etc
Why would you ever want to take pain? But other than that, mah nigga.
>>28164566
>LESS THAN A BILLION. BRUH...
Why would I need more? I have no desire for luxuries, just the freedom to not have to work. 10 million gives an extremely comfortable salary just from interest.
>>28162118
#1 - I wish there were no rules
#2 - I wish I had more wishes
>>28162118
- Shapeshifting
- Mindreading
I would be able to achieve literally anything I want. I could choose whatever life I wanted. I could kill people and take their place. With the mind reading ability I could get all information I needed at anytime, which gives me the option to use any bank accounts, conquer evey girls heart and use those skills to win every mindgame. I wouldn't be bound to live one life, I could change whenever I want. A life of endless joy. Fuck, I could even murder as I please and just change my appearance after.
Of course I could simply wish for good looks and money, but where's the fun in that? Immortality also seems pretty dull to me. But being able to deceive the whole world and experience limitless freedom is fantastic.
>Ultimate Charsima
>Motivation
If I have those two things I can do nearly anything I want and I would always get it done.
>>28165997
but those are things you can actually achieve? why not wish for something better?
1: wish for the ability to grant myself and others Any ability/superpower of my desire no matter how ridiculous.
2: I honestly have no idea, wish 1 covers just about everything
1. Wish for 4chan to take /r9k/ down just to see the look on your faggot faces
2. Wish for the ability to rewind time, so I can see you suffer over and over again
>>28162118
Billion dollars, becoming really intelligent.
>>28162118
60 million dollars in my bank account and a nice house.
And 200 dollars a day deposited in my bank account
>>28166039
If I had motivation and charsima do you think I would be on a mexican taco website?
>>28162118
1. A perfect fit body that will stay attractive and handsome until i decide to die.
2. Piece of Eden
>>28163870
I would like this power since he has super strength, regeneration and Alex could infect people and pass on the powers so if you meet someone you love you can make them powerful too. Ultimate power tbqh
Plus unlimited money but not noticable to the point of raising attention. I would have a card that would let me buy anything and the card would reappear if I ever lost or broke it
>>28162118
Mind control
immortality
>>28162181
>>28162239
right (sociopath) is evil
left (psychopath) doesn't know any better
>the power to grant wishes
>the inherent ability to move forward and backward in time and create "savestates," noting that this ability would exist outside of a given timeline and would be retained if i chose to return to a point before being granted wishes
1 qt gf, and a gorilion tons of O-PCE
>>28162118
1. pokemon become real
2. I am the best trainer this fucking world has ever seen
>>28162118
My dog and my grandma.
Perfect time manipulation (stop, slow, speed up, go back/forward, all of the possibilities)
Eternal youth/health
>The perfect body (health-wise, aesthetic-wise, don't age, invincible)
>Ability to travel between realities and universes
Be able to travel to a universe filled with dolla dolla bills or gold if i need cash, can go to pokemon universe, can go to and anime universe, go to universe filled with 3 (prime age) Kim K's and a white sand beach.
>>28166365
This is literally the GOAT. It even circumvents the "guaranteed to get stuck" downside of immortality.
i'd wish for a bag that always contained what I wanted, and the ability to fuck any woman on command
> one billion dollars securely siphoned from numerous millonaires so as not to ruin the gbp
> an ability to heal anyone's ailment, including myself. Virginity isn't an ailment, sorry robots.
One - a body composed on an invincible, eternal, shape-shifting substance.
And two - access to the network of wormholes that fill space.
This thread's pretty good
Have a bump OP
>>28164566
>replying to this many people
>literally /b/-tier
Explain why you're here?
1. Peepcromancy
2. the ability to deage people (including myself) by 10 years with a focused touching ritual.
I want to have telekinesis. The strong, car-flipping type. Can you imagine how many ways you'd be able to fuck with people using telekinesis?
>>28162118
Create humans who listen to anything I say.
Ability to grant wishes to others.
Now I tell these humans to wish for things I want, unlimited wishes right there.
>>28164197
>wew lad enjoy your deformed offspring I guess. Could've combined both wishes into one and made the second wish to not end up regretting it, lel. Or yeah, not having deformed kids if that's what you plan on.
kek.
nigger never heard of condom, pills, spiral or abortion.
A billion dollars, and to feel better than this.
Infinite money
10/10 looks.
You are now God.
>>28164197
you really do have no life
I wish for my waifu to be real.
In fact, I was that everyone's waifus were real.
>>28168781
very kind.
4 inches to my height and my dick
>Omnipotence
Of course, now I can do literally become god, create worlds, destroy worlds, live inside an anime in an euphoric state :^) forever
Now for a less boring alternative
>immortality in the form perpetual reincarnation in a chosen body while getting to keep previous memories and which can be ended at wish
>an option to reincarnate without remembering anything while living life as a moderately happy person which can be activated at wish for a given period of time or until death
I would wish to have the ability to completely and utterly warp reality as I see fit.
That practically encompasses all of the wishes posted before mine.
Then I'd wish for more wishes.
Mind control
The perfect body version of myself (me but jacked/cut, never sick, burn all excess calories, 8 inch dick, etc)
why wish for something you can work for? (money, gains, love, ...)
Just wish for
>World Peace
>No more pollution (The production of noxious gases doesn't affect the planet anymore, etc.)
I'm just joking
>Comfiest home on earth
>Unlimited high quality resources (Cash, food, internet, water, ...)
The ability to take/place any object or person out/in of/any form of media
>unlimited funds
>fuck any chick from a porno
>every other thing I might need
To be fluent in all still used tongues and passable in the dead ones
>I dislike talking but like to listen
And then I travel the world doing fuck all after setting up my family with all they need to the fourth degree.
I'd wish to become a combination of Black Panther for the intelligence and wealth and Thor for the life span and power levels
Then I'd use the other wish to remove radical aspects of religion
Perfect world with me as king
I wish that someone that could love me for who I am existed.
I also wish I could live with them.
>>28162118
To be a fantastic screen writer and to be able to write scripts incredibly fast. then my life would be literally perfect.
>>28162154
I think OP is saying that the one on the left is the psychopath, but if you play the game that picture's form it's really not true. So I guess you're half right.
>>28162118
>Bully Sequel
>SJWs to not shit on it
>>28162181
A sociopath lacks remorse.
A psychopath lacks empathy.
Although there's no official definition for a sociopath, hence the endless streams of misinformation on the internet.
>>28162271
Some wars need to be fought for the greater good, and besides, the military is basically a giant welfare programme.
A shape shifting witch who's entire goal in life is too mother me in sexual ways.
That and mind control powers that will work on even her.
>>28162118
a billion pound
complete control of the universe
To have perfect pitch and Hofner Violin Bass
>>28162118
>wish to be able to wish for more wishes
>wish for more wishes
OUT
FUCKING
CLASSED
>>28162118
Omnipotence
And the ability to never get brain damage
I want everyone except me to die
I want varied cooked food to appear in front of me every morning
>>28162118
>the truth
>to change the truth into something that doesn't suck if it does suck
>>28162118
Infinite power
Infinite knowledge
>>28162118
>become a god
And
>kill all liberals
>>28162118
>fix my teeth
>give me 500k us dollars
Omnipotence
No need for second wish.
>>28162118
Dick in my ass & a new tv
>>28162118
>all none white dead
>anyone that identifies as left leaning dead
$500 million USD untraceable in 10 separate bank accounts
2 inches to my cock
>>28162272
>not doing to become a real life god emperor
>>28171779
Omniscience, you dicklicker.
t. Martin
>>28172556
>Omniscience
I mean, Omnipotent would include that as well, right? Worst case scenario, use infinite power to get that too.
Retroactive non-existence
No second wish. I don't give it to someone else in case they want to be lol so randumb and bring me back to sentience
Infinite money and eternal happiness.
The rest of your life will be just glorious.
>1 Billion in Gold
>I become immortal and can at any given time make 3 more people of my choice immortal
Either I will see how humanity evolves and colonize the whole universe or I will see humanity's downfall. Either way it would be a really fucking interesting time.
To enter and exit a pocket dimension of pure fantasy with it's own autonomy.
To be able to grant contentment.
>>28162118
yo mom's anal hole
original
>Infinite money
>Be able to take any drug without risk of addiction.
>>28172613
Nah, omniscience denotes knowing all, while "potentia" is the latin root for power, so only denotes the power to do something. I guess if you thought about it, if you were omnipotent you could grant yourself omniscience, but why not use two wishes anyway.
>>28162118
Conjure food and conjure drink.
>>28162118
5 billion USD
a 6x6 dick
>>28162118
To have my perfect partner and to have a nice old Land Rover Lightweight that we could be able to drive our kids around in on a nice Sunday afternoon after dinner to do something nice like go on a walk in the woods.
>>28162118
I wanna be a billionaire
So fucking bad
>>28162154
Jimmy is the complete opposite of a psychopath.
>>28162118
>Unlimited money
>Immortality, where only I can kill me. And the good type of immortality, where you don't age and shit.
Everything else is shit shit tier t.bh
Be 6'2"
Have billions of dollars
i wish that i could wish for more wishes, then wish for more wishes
>>28162118
>telekinesis
>eternal youth
>>28162118
a pack of cigarettes and 20$
>>28162146
>Get over wish, wish to be 1/88th of a Bill Gates.
>>28162118
More testosterone
A swift death
>the ability to perceive and interact with higher dimensional space.
>immortality as a failsafe.
money doesn't mean shit if you are a god that can control time and space
a much more composed mind and spirit and all of the emergent shit that inherently comes along with it
a billion dollars
An unlimited supply of untraceable funds only I can access
The ability to manipulate time and it's effect on matter
>become the most powerful and influential entity amongst modern humans
>go to the future and get genetic enhancements in the brain, to increase it's memory capacity and learning capabilities, and body, to achieve and ideal physical condition
>travel throughout time and become the eternal student of humanities greatest minds
>travel to the peak of humanity where money was still an influence and live as their God like ruler and shape the world how I saw fit
>purge all negative genes and have women with peak genetics delivered to me to breed and create an ideal human race with minimal mental and physical flaws, mixing my post human genes with the peak genetics of women
>never get bored with the ability to maintain a youthful brain
>Wish for bad things to stop from happening (no more hunger, no more diseases, no more accidents etc.)
>Wish that everyone alive and who will be alive will get a decent, happy life with no worries
>Omnipotence
>Omniscience channeled through a magic 8ball or something so I don't have to deal with all the knowledge at once, I just ask a question if I need to
>>28175516
I've always wanted basically an infinite book that I can just ask a question and it keeps a log of every question and answer, and can flip to that page on command.
>I want things to automatically change as I want them to without having to do any effort.
You can keep the second wish.
>Immortality of a god
If I live till the end of time, i'm bound to get a girlfriend, even if it's once, right?
>Access to the internet at anytime for free
Bank account with an infinite amount of funds that noone will question.
Ability to edit already made items and add things like magical effects, or change colors, etc.
1. For the world to have 4 God Hands like in Berserk who operate on the same principles
2. A crimson Behelit that chose me to be its owner.
