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Feels, not eels edition
>>28161269
Still smells like 2000 year old Roman piss.
First therapy session today
Post waifus
>>28161269
really hungry for a donner meat and chips lads
>got shit cards from the Hearthstone expansion
just fuck it all up famdams
>>28161489
Fuck off pakiboo, get a job
>>28161507
Why get a job when he's off to the slammer soon
Who Rocket League here?
originolii
>>28161551
>the slammer
a real blast from the past tbqh
>>28161558
Yeah I love a bit of rocket league
it's my second most played game this year
https://youtu.be/A8PhiN2-OYQ
Don't start your day job
>>28161442
Good luck with it lad, just try your best to be as honest as possible.
>>28161269
>porquenolosdos.jpeg
>tfw getting backdated bennies on Friday
H Y P E
>>28161442
>therapy
Enjoy that brainzap ammo.
>>28161442
>First therapy session today
Good luck senpai~
Think I might go clothes shopping with the waifu later desu~
dreamed about k-on again last night
in EXTREMELY dire need for a rewatch
>tired as fuck
couldn't sleep well last night, kept waking up and couldn't get to sleep in the first place for ages.
Thank fuck i only have a half day at work today.
>parents visiting on the weekend
NOT A DRILL
How to avoid the topic of failing uni?
>>28162320
Kill them and melt the bodies in acid
>>28162320
Introduce them to your bf.
>>28162320
Get a job to avert the embarrassment.
>>28162320
Make sure they dont find the urine kettle.
>Hey
>Its been a while.
>How are you?
>Text me when you get this - 07xxxxxxxxx
>Louise
>26/03/2008
I want to go back lads. I never stopped loving her, I want to do it again properly this time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU
>I don't want to be here any more. I want to be there
>>28162428
have a job, its only basic, but its a start. Reckon its going to be a visit made up of constant asking about dept and subtle digs at how i am lazy.
>been having nightmares about how badly this will go all week
>>28162449
>implying i'd let them in my house
meet on neutral territory like a restaurant.
>>28162466
That limmy sketch always gets to me.
>>28162499
Pretend you have a shift at that time or that you need to meet up for extra group work.
Lost my virginity 2 weeks ago lads (21 y/o)
Wore a condom and barely felt anything?? Lasted long enough she had no idea I was a virgin before because of it. It wasn't the girl as she's attractive. I honestly think wanking is just as good or maybe better.
Is this real life? Have I been waiting so long for this?
>>28162320
Kek I remember when my dad used to say he'd come and visit me at uni, and take me and a couple of mates out for to a restaurant.
I always put it off, simply because I didn't have any friends to save myself the embarrassment.
>>28162533
Not really losing your virginity if you wore a condom, so you're to continue posting here.
And yes, that's what sex with a condom is like. It's shit.
>>28162533
Sex with a condom is shit. Should have slipped it off when she wasn't looking.
>>28162533
>Condom
That's almost cut-tier m8
>>28162533
Imo sex doesn't physically feel that great there's no magic "sex orgasm", but there's a major hit of good hormones when you fuck someone, makes you feel fucking great. Like when you first put it in you feel powerful for lack of a better word.
That said i've never rooted anyone bareback, maybe that does feel better.
and people still don't think this place is full of normies
>>28162646
Having a girlfriend and a job doesn't make you a normie. I still get sad sometimes.
>>28162663
this must be bait
ocococ
>>28162663
>I still get sad sometimes.
Have you considered a tumblr blog or r/depression?
>>28162663
>I still get sad sometimes
>>28162663
>Having a girlfriend and a job doesn't make you a normie.
Those are literally the two main features of a normie. Depends on what your job is though.
Saw my ex made a Facebook and messaged her after not speaking for almost four years, tempted to ask her if she wants to meet up desu since she didn't just tell me to fuck off
>>28162726
>tempted to ask her if she wants to meet up
Why? Do you want to get back with her?
>>28162663
>I still get sad sometimes.
classic normie logic
>>28162726
wouldn't if I were you matey
>>28162746
Obviously he does you dense cunt, you don't message a girl on facebook for no reason.
>>28162782
Fuck off moron, I was only wanting to keep the conversation going you cunt. I'm not the normie here talking about exs.
>>28162746
I doubt that would happen but I would like to meet up with her to talk to her and see how life's been. I wouldn't mind sleeping with her again since she had a great body when we were in a relationship but it's probably for the best that it doesn't happen.
The main reason we broke up was because it ended up hurting her every time we had sex and I'm bigger now which wouldn't help
>>28162721
tbf just having a shit job doesn't make you a normie, especially if you have no friends/gf
>>28162798
Jesus what an interminable bore you must be to talk to.
>>28162801
Fuck off, I don't care anymore knobhead.
>>28162805
That's why I said it depends on the job. Working at a supermarket isn't exactly a grand life.
>>28162805
I'd like some clarification on a burning issue if anyone is able to help.
What is the difference betwee a "wageslave" and a "wagecuck"?
>>28162814
feels bad man
>>28162780
How come?
>it's a normie problems episode
why do i even come here anymore. i'm going to go play some vidya, hopefully the robots will be up when i come back
>>28162845
issues waiting to happen
>>28162868
Seriously. What is this fucking shit. Literally asking for girl advice on fucking r9k
Fucking hell.
>>28162801
There is nothing to lose by messaging her.
If you do she either says yes which puts you in a great position to make the move or just chat, or she says no and you don't talk to her which is the same as not messaging her in the first place.
>>28162828
There isn't one really, they are synonyms as far as I'm aware
>>28162868
>>28162888
Get over it you fucking virgins. Most people here have gf/exs and sex. le forever alone is only a meme.
>tfw everyone starts talking about past relationships and you just shut up shop
>quietly chuckle at people's stories but not so much as to drag attention to yourself or prompt people to ask you about your exes
>>28162902
>he thinks they're being serious
Don't fall for this "robot" bait. They are probably sitting in their offices on 60k a year getting blown by their secretary as they post here.
>>28162902
LiteraIIy reddit
>>28162902
back to /brit/ you twat
>>28162898
This.
Although in my head I view wagecuck as someone on minimum wage, that they are getting cucked out of even making any real money from the work. Wageslave for every other job. It's not the real meaning though, just how I always saw it in my head for some reason.
>tfw you carry the team on Destiny
I'm not even any good at PvP ffs
>>28162902
It fucking isn't you mong.
Always see this posted around this time, odds are its the same wizard every time living vicariously by pretending he's a normie.
>>28162915
>>28162923
>>28162936
Take a look at the thread, you are the minority here.
>>28162936
It really is the same wanker who always posts shit like "go to wizardchan" when you call out his normtard bullshit
I got told off at work because I ordered the wrong ink cartridges. Now I can't do any work because I'm sitting here still thinking about it.
>>28162943
The same normie said, replying to 3 different people who don't want him here.
>>28162943
It's 4:1 in favour of the robots.
Sorry pal but /brit/ is the place for you.
Conflicted feels lads
Front tooth has been annoying me for 2 days now so I went to my dentist and he says nothing is wrong and gave me some penicillin. If nothing changes in 5 weeks hes going to remove the nerve.
Don't know if I should be happy that nothing is wrong or worried if it doesn't go away and have to get root canal shit.
>>28162994
You're just getting old lad. Having a nerve removed is nothing special as you get older.
Hope you're living a decent life. Your body is only going to get worse.
>>28163006
literally 20
I've got 1.48 Googly store credit lads, what should I get lads?
>>28162984
>>28162986
Where the fuck where you lads when the normie posting was rampant earlier in the thread. I could have done with some backup.
>>28162646
I love how mad actually robots get when they know that there are people on here with gfs, families, good jobs, friends and aspirations. I hope it's the push you faggots need to off yourselves instead of pissing into bottles and shitposting on a Indonesian snake hunting forum
>>28163018
I hope you fuck off to brit
>>28163016
It was mostly me mate desu just wanted to liven the thread up a bit. I do this every day around the same time.
>>28163018
>on a Indonesian snake hunting forum
LiteraIly reddit
>>28163018
>families
>>28163030
kek I was >>28162533
I made it up but I didn't really get any angry yous
>>28163027
>>28163034
MOMMY THE NORMIES ARE BACK IN MY CLUB TELL THEM TO GET OUT REEEEEEE
Funny thing is I've been here since I was 14 as an anxious overweight pussy, I'm 21 now and made the effort to change myself. If you can't use this place as live advice how to not fuck up you're doing it wrongs senpaitachi
Hate normies tbqh lads.
I never leave the house except to walk my dog or go to the job centre. I hear them and see them acting all high and mighty with their stupid fashions shit, I would like to study them more but as I said i dont leave my house often. I would like a real life friend but don't know how to get one since I don't have a job or any hobbies. I might go to an anime con or something and try and get a qt 6/10 gf with my 0 social skills.
Overall normies are cretins and should be more aware their presence significantly hurts alot of people. I wish a normie would give me help like they do with their own kind.
>>28163084
Good for you, kid. Now fuck off
>>28163018
>gf
check, 4 years now
>families
yup, not got any sprogs of my own but I'm sure we will in a year or two
>good job
currently working for a software development company, 30k a year, it's nearby and the hours are short, work from home etc. so I'd say it's great
>friends
both online and offline, regular meetups and gaming sessions, sometimes the missus hosts dinner parties
>aspirations
aside from paying off the mortgage and getting married yeah, loads of things on my bucket list
seriously you guys it's not that hard, hell I met my girl when we were still in school and we kept in touch until we sort of just hit it off, and my old man had a friend who needed a junior developer just as I came out of uni
it is literally that easy
>>28163101
Fuck off normie die
>>28163092
You'll get there lad
>>28163088
Get a job then? inb4 muh depression
>JUST
>BE
>YOURSELF
>NIKE
Just had a look at /brit/ for the first time in ages. Jesus Christ what a bunch of autistic spergos. Literally just typing nonsense at each other. You robots here are comfier to talk to.
>>28163088
Girls that go to anime conventions are not girls you want to date. I have first hand experience of this.
They go there simply to be fawned over.
Do you reckon I'd get in trouble if I wore my sainsbury badge to my job at tesco?
Think it would be worth it for the bants.
>>28163117
Ive tried getting a job, I want to do night shift stacking shelves but no one is hiring me. I don't want a normie day job because I have social anxiety.
>>28163108
jealous you loser?
>>28163148
most places only do night shifts for existing staff as its a relatively un-supervised job and they want someone they can trust whose already worked there a while so get on that ladder soon friendo
Also potentially look at cleaning work, no-one talks to the cleaners in big stores and some bosses are lenient with them with allowing headphones or a radio during shift
>>28163152
>jealous of a normtard who comes to r9k
I'm laffin
Great life you got there! :^)
ITT: We describe our nearest city or town without saying it. Other roboto amigos can have a good guess.
I start: The white chickens are hunting the orange doggos.
You are all delusional, bad people. More so than the rest of 4chan.
>the normies meme
One thing i don't get is people talk about past girlfriends and people get shitty with them, but surely people can have had a lucky root or standardless girlfriend for a while then go back onto permanant dry-patch.
Or do you only expect 30+ year old wizards to be allowed in this thread.
>>28163215
k, then you wouldn't mind fucking off then?
>>28163215
Dunno m8 my nan read /pol/ a few months ago and died of cancer just last week. Coincidence? No way
>>28163228
t. normie in denial
if you're ever in a position for even a chance to get a gf you're a normie
>>28163211
bus shelter always stinks of piss, no real landmarks, by the sea ugliest fucking shopping center in the UK on the main road in and generally feels a decade or so behind the rest of the UK. People there are generally pretty friendly though.
Lads I'm just glad I'm not a normie.
If your a normie your next life is going to be shit.
>>28163228
You can literally go anywhere you want and it's full of wankstains shitting up the place with talk of their shitty GFs/Exs. It is literally the same level as mongoloid parents talking about their little fuck trophies at every opportunity
You find 1 place that frowns on that, and what happens?
>hey guys, need advice about my GF/ex/girl!!!
This thread is what happens when you drag that shit into it.
>>28163243
>>28163263
Fair enuff'
>>28163211
>South of England
>seaside town
>it's got a massive pier
>holds 8 world records
>has a funfair/theme park + aquarium
>used to be a popular tourist destination during Victorian times, now not so much
>high street full of shit
>area one side of the high street is council >housing and shit estates
>other side is million pound properties
>>28163253
Newcastle? OriginaleOregano
>>28163282
bournemouth
>>28163282
Brighton? OriginalePaprika
>mfw the robots are getting btfo
get fucked virgins, this our place now.
>>28163282
Brighton?
/origional comment/
>>28163288
wrong end of the country lad, closer to pasty land than scotland.
>>28163306
>>28163309
>>28163316
afraid not lads, I didn't want to mention it because it gives it away too easily
it's got the longest pleasure pier in the world
>>28163335
dover
>>28163335
SOUTHEND DESU SENPAI
>>28163370
we have a winner
orgiinallylglgllg
>southend
south of england
fuck offm8
>>28163211
>South of England
>At least 3 other robots are from there
>Nothing interesting
>Nearest "neighbours" are an island voted one of the worst places to live in the UK
>>28163211
Hills, Mills and Pakis
>>28163375
Stand on the pier lad, I'll go to Sheerness and give you a wave
>>28163328
Are you Torquay?
>>28163211
Used to be in Surrey but is now in London.
>>28163381
yeah fair enough, it's South East
I've played you all like a fiddle
sorry lads
>>28163394
fuck that lad, the place is a deathtrap, it sets on fire every other week
>>28163393
Derby desu
fuck you lads going to finish naruto lads, watched ~90 episodes over 5 days already
absolute madman me
>>28163211
Poshest city north of Oxford
>>28163422
No need for the insult at the beginning m8 rather insulting. Join our game before you go
>>28163426
Durham?
>>28163426
Buckingham?
>>28163439
Fair guess but no
>>28163448
Way colder
>Was birthday yesterday
>only my internet friends said happy birthday
>one bought me a steam game, the other (grill) sang me happy birthday on skype
>real life people didn't even acknowledge it
looks like i'm gonna get more reclusive lads
>>28163453
Harrogate?
York?
Edinburgh?
Sheffield?
>>28163480
Edinburgh, ding ding ding
On second thought, St Andrews and Durham are probably posher
>>28163494
Very noice m8. Love Edinburgh
>>28163404
Croydon?
Richmond?
>>28163417
Nah, further North West
>>28163494
I like Edinburgh, only scottish town I don't feel like i'm gonna get raped in
I live in shitty midlands
it's snowing again
>>28163522
Nothing wrong with Midlands ssnpai nobody guest my city with the white chickens chasing the orange doggos. Maybe you can get it.
>>28161701
Never met someone dumb enought to fall for a pyramid scheme, GGWP
>>28163467
>one bought me a steam game, the other (grill) sang me happy birthday on skype
I've never had anything like that happen to me you lucky bastard.
>>28162320
You want my advice? Total honesty, it's better that they find out through you rather than from your tutor..
>>28163511
Kingston
I wonder how long it will be before all of Surrey is consumed.
>>28163522
C O V E N T R Y ?
O
V
E
N
T
R
Y
?
Why can't people accept Steven Avery killed Teresa?
>>28163626
If he didn't, who did? Nobody else had a motive.
It's OJ all over again.
I used to contemplate life, get all philosophical about why I'm here, and whats the point..
I got to the stage where I just saw humans as bacteria living on a ball of mud, I thought we're all pieces of shit and nothing we'll ever achieve matters..
I nearly killed myself, what kept me going was thinking of how my friends/family would think, how they'd feel..
I couldn't go through with it, knowing how much pain i'd cause the people I care about..
After a few months of therapy I worked out what keeps me going, it's making my loved ones happy, I could never hold down a relationship, I probably never will until I stop being so bitter about third wave feminism..
I make the people I care about happy, and I play video games..
Maybe some day things will change but that's all I do, I work for my parent in their company, and I work my arse off..
I spend a lot of time with my family and that makes me feel some emotion from time to time..
Baby steps right?
>>28163211
The Vegas of England, people come here to get fucked up on MCAT and jump off our famous bridge..
>>28163639
No one mate. Steven Avery is a bloke with a low iq who thought he was gonna become a millionaire and could have anything he wanted because he was above the law because they couldn't touch him after the wrong conviction. He wanted Teresa she said no so he did what he wanted anyway.
>>28161701
Wonder if he posts here.
>>28163676
Butlins
>>28163687
He seems more like a reddit person desu. Probably posts on the politics subreddits there.
>>28163676
Brighton, and it's a pier not a bridge.
>>28163659
I like how people just spill their purse all over feels threads, it's kind of saddening to me though because it's clear we're the only ones who know about this guys pain.
I hope venting on 4chan works for you faggots!
>>28163400
close, plymouth lad, thought it was obvious with the ugly as shit shopping center
>>28163708
Nope, Guess again..
Oh and it's a big bridge, the night life in this city is big, the girls wear basically nothing on a night out, even when it's snowing..
>>28163713
I had never heard of that m8 but I do now cheers senpao
>>28163694
Good guess, but no.. You'd probably associate this city with football hooliganism and night clubs.
>>28163659
A suicidal Nihilist? What a surprise...
>>28163751
>>28163731
If that ain't Newcastle you need to move mate.
>>28163788
DING DING DING! We have the right answer.
>>28163659
>never will until I stop being so bitter about third wave feminism..
Is this bait?
>>28163101
>i got ridiculously lucky - everything just fell into my lap
>its really easy guys, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Just fuck off
Who Hearthstone here? Got any sweet cards?
No, I'm not Poleaboo
>>28163147
Turncoat.
fuck off robot
>>28163282
Worthing?
tory central that
getting out of hospital today lads
>>28164150
come fight me near h&m
>>28164231
so you're a female now congrats lad
>>28164253
Well I did get a tube down my dick so halfway there
>>28164300
what was you in for lad?
>>28164348
Lung infection hit me bad and my heart rate went 2x normal so had to go to intensive care
>>28163676
blackpool?
My mum's got my wallet in her car and there is literally no money in the house. I found a 50p in my jeans pocket, what can I buy that will fill me up until teatime? I'm absolutely starving.
>>28164391
A bag of donuts from Asda is the only thing I can think of.
>>28164123
>playing blizzard p2w games
Fuck off.
>>28163676
Scarborough
Oc
>>28164113
>working hard learning to code
>hurrr jus luck
>>28164413
>coding is hard
>>28164391
You take money from your mums wallet?
>>28164400
Good shout lad, I'll check the reductions as well.
>>28164388
Since when does Blackpool have a famous bridge?
>>28164451
Since when did anywhere outside of California have a famous bridge?
>>28164422
Then learn it and get a job. Where I work we're having to import literal fresh off the boat pajeets because fuck all english people know how to code.
>>28164401
>p2w games
Only if you're a fucking scrub who can't play arena.
>>28164487
Good goy, keep shilling those blizzard games! Preorder a copy of Overwatch today!
>>28164433
No, it's in my coat pocket which I left in her car. I'm guilty of many things, but nicking money from my mum would be a new low.
>>28164500
>stop liking games that I don't like!
Sorry /v/, can't do that.
>>28164508
>tfw nicked 400 pounds from my mum
haven't spent any of it though. probably going to put it back. maybe, don't know if i will. it's a easy 400
>>28164485
>doesn't understand green arrows
Is this literally your first day on 4chan?
>>28164550
I'm fighting your point about it being 'luck' you lazy cunt.
>>28164565
And I'm calling you a prat for saying "working hard to learn code" when any retard can learn it. Even women can do it.
>>28164588
Then go do it senpai.
>>28164533
Put it back and hope she doesn't notice. My sister stole money from my mum and she's never trusted her since. It's Jeremy Kyle tier behaviour.
>>28164591
I already can
You're clearly missing the point here
>>28164533
That's low mate, if she finds out she'll not only never trust you again but suspect you in future.
>>28164690
im sure she already knows, it's been a month since i got the cash. hasn't said anything
>>28164695
Don't come here looking for us to tell you it's ok to steal off your mum and then get shirty when you don't like the answers you're given.
Put it back you fucking prick.
>tfw no never go outside gf to go outside with
>>28164724
what anon said
>>28164740
>blatantly a guy
wouldn't say no to a blowie though lad
>>28164740
loooks like a trap to me
>>28164724
will you give me 400 pounds if i do? not all of us are rich
>>28164760
obvious bait is obvious
28164760
>>28161442
>I accidentally typed briteel instead of britfeel
I am a failure and should never make any threads ever again.
>tfw when the Mandy wears off
>Gemma feels a tit after trying it on with me last night and my pillywilly let her down
>Aziz has gone for his shift at Primark
>Ryan's gone back to his girlfriend's house
Feel proper lonely haha
>>28164786
that wasnt my post desu
i will put it back when she goes out. im sure she knows though but hopefully will see that its back. like i said i haven't spent any of it as i've been in two minds about it
>>28161701
>I fell for a nigerian prince-tier scam
>It's capitalism's fault
>>28164871
Yes but it's capitalism that encourages this behaviour.
>>28164828
you shouldn't have took it in the first place
>>28164828
It would be better to come clean and hand it back to her yourself.
whats the discord server again
>>28164123
Poleaboo hopes everyone got something good in their Whispers of the Old Gods packs
Playing Evolution Shaman
>>28164979
>Evolution
That's a new one.
>tfw you can only download rubbish games on steam because your laptop is a piece of shit that can barely play Rome Total War without crashing
>tfw you actually find some good games that are cheap and run really smoothly,
Currently playing a "gladiator ludus" sim that is pretty good. Simple interface, no action scenes, but really fun
>injured pidgeon in the back garden that cant fly
>dont know what to do
;_; help please
>>28165035
Emulation will save you. The SNES has some smashing games on it.
>wake up
>pull down pants
>penis isn't circumcised
feels pretty good to be britbong
think of the little things lads
>>28164979
Playing Absolute Madman Mage with this guy.
Basically just spam as many spells as you can until you can summon him and then watch the chaos unfold.
Sometimes he absolutely wrecks your opponent. Other times he will throw 3 fireballs into your face, freeze your other minions, turn himself into a sheep and then kill himself.
It's hilarous, I'm having so much fun, best legendary in the expansion.
>>28165044
RSPB.
>>28165044
it's literally a rat of the sky
just stamp on its head and let it die quick
>sat at home playing FM two summers ago
>still in school
>friend phones up
>asks if I want to go round to his and smoke de herb
>sperg out and dont say anything for ages because i never get invited out and have never smoked weed
>eventually say yes
>shitting it as i walk round
>bunch of people there
>really quiet, dressed like a pathetic robot, dont know what to do
>first puff of weed and i basically collapse, have to go to the bathroom
>they are probably laughing at me but i dont notice
>eventually return to the group, say almost nothing the rest of the night
>walk home
>have never been invited out to anything by anyone since that night
Every time people talk about weed I reflexively cringe.
Can anyone else pinpoint the exact moment their life slipped through their fingers?
>>28165044
Take it into your house
make a little splint for its wing out of wood
let it suckle from your breast until fully recovered
>>28165055
He looks like fun, considering crafting him since I have 5k dust
But I'm also missing Ysera/Grom/Rag/Geddon though that's it for the playable legos
Kinda was Onyxia for Evolution too
>>28165074
In secondary school when I stopped hanging out with my socially acceptable group of friends and started hanging out in the library with the anime lads.
My social skills disappeared within weeks and before long all I talked about was runescape and Jap cartoons.
Belfastbot here, just woke up to a car alarm and children screaming outside, goddamn it I want to sleep, no food in the house and 6noop in the pocket
Still poor af, still potentially homeless. Hows you day going?
>>28165074
when my gf of 9 years left me
>inb4 reee normie
>>28165145
I actually did the reverse, hung out with the weird lads at first and then graduated to the semi-normies.
The problem is that I ended up alienated from both groups, as I abandoned the robots, and was too weird for the normies.
Ended up as I am now, with not a friend in the world.
>>28165165
Nah that's fair enough, suppose I was something of a normie once myself.
Why did she leave you?
>>28165181
wasn't earning enough money to keep her happy
>>28165193
Fuck man, she sounds pretty materialistic, but that's no consolation after 9 years.
>>28164740
as attractive as some of them can be, theyre just bitches in clothing.
>theyre all edgy fucks
>theyre not interested unless you look the same as them
>theyre all in permanent bitch mode
>theyre usually just chavs in different clothing to get attention, theyre not actually goths.
to many negative things vs any good virtue
>>28165054
>little things
you have a small peepee lad?
>>28165200
yeah she was but doesn't stop me missing her
>>28165204
No!
I just mean, look at the good things in life no matter how small they may be
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>>28165218
>no matter how small they may be
Sounds like you have a small peepee
>>28161701
I actually look like this guy and it makes me suicidal everytime I look in the mirror.
I don't think any amount of therapy is going to somehow change how I feel about myself.
>>28165258
thats some bad luck lad tbqh
>>28164508
I don't think he was suggesting stealing,
I think he was saying, borrow the money, then when you get your coat back when she comes back, put the money back from your wallet.
>>28165242
DELETE THIS
I'll have you know I'm 5 inches, that's not small
>>28161701
https://youtu.be/voCE_LjG3zE
>>28165303
I genuinely thought this was another youtube autist. then I saw comedy in the corner.
think I might watch this
>>28165338
Poleaboo watched it when it was airing
Not very good and the critics dismissed it too
Define Stacey
Do you sound like him?
https://youtu.be/HJA73NkU5ak
>>28165258
>>28165355
Stacey is a 1973 exploitation film directed by Andy Sidaris. Half the budget was provided by Roger Corman for his New World Pictures the rest was raised by Sidaris. It was re-released in 1975 as Stacy and Her Gangbusters.
>>28165278
Better post pics as proof lad, or I'll just have to assume your peepee is so small you're basically a ladette
>>28165355
Any female that agitates my >tfw no gf
>>28165362
No I got to a point where I realised my autisticness and was able to act normal to not be bullied. voice is still quite monotone tho.
>>28164533
scum Tbh
blox
>>28165058
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>>28165104
mummy suggested calling the rspca, we did and weve got the bird in a little box in the garden and gave him some bread, the rspca should try to pick him up at some point
>>28165493
RSPB are the are RSPCA for birds, stupid.
>>28165567
i just wanted to let mummy handle it since im too scared to use phones and she called the rspca
