"So, anon, hypothetically if nothing was illegal for a day what would you do?"
Buy a lot of drugs, probably steal some snacks from stores but that's more or less it. I don't really have a desire to hurt anyone or anything like that.
>>28160906
Well, cute asian girl, I'd probably commit suicide so even if I fail I didn't break the law.
Just take stuff I want. Game, electronics, books, whatever.
steal a gun and shoot myself.
>>28160906
My first impulse is "steal", but at least 10000 other guys in my city would have the same thought, and since I'm not white, walking around outside would be an easy way to get myself shot by a paranoid shopkeeper or one of my fellow dindus/latinos. Other crimes (rape, murder, assault) don't interest me, I don't know anyone so I have nobody to be angry about.
I guess I would just stay inside.
Outside would be pretty dangerous so stay neet
>>28160906
I would get on the free way and go 5MPH over the speed limit. I am an absolute mad man,
I'd download every hollywood movie, theatrical AND dvd releases
Nothing, really. The same as what I do usually. Why would I suddenly go around do illegal shit? It's not like I actually want to molest kids, do drugs or drive drunk.
>>28160906
Drive over speed limit
Probably smoke weed in public even though I'm not crazy about it
Steal what I want
That's it
>>28160906
Get all the food I want to eat
Ride a plane to different countries
Go to places that people usually need special authorization to enter
Probably commit fraud and get a couple of $M. Not too interested in violence or anything; I'd get hold of some damning evidence against people from days prior to the "purge" style day to use in future, most likely in an illegal way. And no way in hell am I leaving my basement with a reinforced steel door and no windows until I'm fucking positive everyone has calmed down.
Hope I don't get murdered
>>28160906
nothing different
Hunker the fuck down with a spear and wait for it to blow over.
>>28160906
Fuck you right here, right now. In public.
If nothing was illegal AND nobody would stop me from messing with their shit AND I would not be held accountable for anything I would go into someone's house and take their keys and teach myself to drive with their car.
>>28161032
>It's not like I actually want to molest kids
normies leave
>>28160906
>for a day
No benefit to me; I want a relationship with a 13-year-old girl.
I'd basically have to take one across the border. But chances are, some snackbars would get on the plane too or I'd be beheaded and her sold to a brothel when I got to Mexico.
That would ruin basically everything
Dickheads would drive poorly so accidents would clog up roadways, other people would take the opportunity to assault people, edgelords would decide to become supreme gentlemen, movies would get downloaded, muslims would decide to bring peace to any and all large populated areas, such a large amount of theft (and attempted theft ending in being shot) would occur that businesses would be put out of business for some time, people would destroy things just because they can, the guy who proposed removing laws would be murdered by an angry mob
Also robots would fuck little girls and then be killed by the girls parents and literally nobody would keep their bike
protect my shit
go to the place where they have nukes, and launch it to every 1st world countries
Collect Human Specimens for the dungeon in my home in the village(surrounded by mountains).
They are very hard to come by now.
rape you and then shit on the corpse
>>28160906
I'd rob people, try and amass enough money and assets to live out the rest of my life. If I had the resources I'd rob a bank.
>>28160906
I would drink alcohol and I am only 20
I'd probably just use a public torrent to download HBO programming without fear of having my cable provider cut my internet off for doing so.
>if nothing was illegal
I'd do nothing and wait for the cops to show up.
Kill, rape, cannibalaze, get some loli slaves...
>>28160906
get in line to get rid of the guy running my country. dude is messing shit up
>>28161393
This is what I wanted to do for a long time.
Kill everyone I hate.
hide myself because niggers will go rampant
I'd just drive right into Area 51 and get the grand tour.
>>28160980
Suicide isn't illegal, that's just a thing normies say to try and guilt you out of it.
Rape an azn bitch *rapes this azn bitch*
Fight back against the looters and rapists that will swarm the streets.
Don't worry m'lady, I shall protect thee even at the cost of my life.
*tips fedora*
>>28161938
*i come from behind on my bike and bash your head with baseball bat*
>>28161938
Oh anon, thank you so much you are my bestest best friend! I was worried Chad will have trouble alone...
>>28160906
Rape. Totes rape.
funny that a girl would never ask you that
Buy a fuck ton of pharmaceuticals and die.
My dream.
>>28160906
Reach over the table and rape you in the ass. Then basically go on a rape spree. Ide go to a local beach and rape the first topless cunt I see. Ide also get a gun and go shoot a bunch of people who annoy me and are a threat to my social standing atm AND do cocaine and smoke pot.
Become the righteous hand of god.
Fish without a license
Fuck the po-lice
jaywalk
>>28161846
so you kill yourself?
I'd barricade myself from all the other people who are going to try to kill me.
They say that 4chaners are evil, but look at them they're loving people with a sense of morals and ethics.
Faith in humanity not restored but this is nice.
Do 65 in a 60 zone
>" I've always wanted to be a director, and you have dreams of being a movie star."
*unsheaths chloroform katana*
*everything blacks out....*
>"now our dreams will come true. You are the star in my very first movie. It's going to be called "Snuff Enough."
*you realize you are strapped to a wooden cross. You try to scream and taste the awful gag*
I would download a car.
>>28163437
Stop posting best guy you faggot
>>28163683
on second thought, "chloroform katana" is actually pretty funny
>>28160906
no laws heh....
you implying arbitary "constrictions" "confinments" and "modern slavery" hinder me from doing what I love?
how dumb are you? huh?
i do what i do... and i do it best.... babe im living this reality every day
you're lucky you're on my good list.... the naughties dont have ... heh... as much ... heh... luck as you
*sound of air being cut from my katana being semi unseathed*
i think you didn't pay 50% on this lunch btw... babe...
>oh s-sorry i didnt notice!!
heh....
anyway.... i got weed to smoke... get out of here before santa gets you a gift that'll really make you see jingle bells.... heh
I would smoke a BiG PhAT joint in my city's centre main square
So, Xing-Chai-Ming, hypothetically if you had something interesting to say for once what would you do?
>>28161234
meh, fuck a relationship, a single, full day of sex on the other hand, I'd go for that.
>>28163734
>slices down the girl
>this is what I'd do, nothing personnell kiddo
>>28160906
I would be fucking scared. Have you even seen "the purge", OP?
>>28165682
[Insert generic shounen villain quote]
>>28160906
Probably just make it a typical day. Just because it's suddenly legal doesn't mean I should do it.
steal a bunch of cool shit I want like niggers do right now
Continue shitposting on this awful board
>>28165682
>hehe it's nothin' personal kid
I would shout in the library all day, so no one can concentrate. Fucking smart people.
>>28160906
I would tie you up and tenderly cuddle with you all day in my bed :3
>>28161109
i hope to god a spear is some kind of obscure gun because god help you if that's your only defence against lawless hordes of dindus. at least get a harpoon, range is your friend.
>>28160906
watch anime and listen to 60's jazz all day
fuck my entire life
>>28166009
NANDATO?
Molest a girl. I want to know what a soft female body feels like. I've never even been hugged.
I will bump this thread so it doesn't die because it's pretty good.
>>28160906
Nothing, because people would still be over my ass if I did it.
