how many girls actually enjoy sucking dick
bjs are my fetish but most girls seem to be bad at them or hate them so im realizing no gf will ever be able to satisfy me
what are you? 15yo? no one will suck you like a pornstar.
sex isn't porn, get over it faggot
I had a GF once who tought spitting was a "turn off"
Good sucks ain' gonna happen, but a bad suck is better than no suck
My gf says she likes having my cock in her mouth
>>28159525
>girls seem to be bad at them
Then get a dude to suck your dick since you like it so much faggot.
find a girl who says she loves sucking dick and you'll find a girl who is absolutely terrible at sucking dick
The gfs I've had who did it all did it to please me, not because they particularly enjoyed it. None of them were that great at it either.
The only great bjs I've had were all from hookers.
I enjoy giving BJs but obviously I don't find a physical pleasure in them.
It helps when the guy im giving a BJ to is either domineering or muscular. Not to hurt any anons feelings here but it also really turns me off if you ask for a BJ and your cock is like... less than 7 inches, like cmon man.
My wife enjoys how my body reacts to them. Sometimes i think she could coax my soul out of there with her tongue
Hire a professional
>>28159525
>bjs are my fetish but most girls seem to be bad at them or hate them so im realizing no gf will ever be able to satisfy me
/r9k/ 2016
i used to really hate it.
but i guess i grew to like doing bjs.
it's not physically pleasant for us at all, in fact its very difficult (i actually prefer sucking smaller dicks if your dick is small i'd blow you everyday) but i looooooove the face my man makes when i suck his peen.
>>28160792
H-how small we talking?
>people in relationships
disgusting
>>28160875
i slept with a japanese qt once.
>>28160946
I MEANT PEEN SIZE
GIVE ME THE SIZE
I like it, but I don't think most girls do. I think a lot of girls get pressured into it, and/or they do it and then the guy grabs their head or goes too rough.
I remember wanting to with my first boyfriend. Wanting to for a while before I actually did, and then when I did he told me he was cumming, and I just let him, and I swallowed it all, because, I mean why not?
If you're spitting, then it stays in your mouth LONGER than if you just swallowed. And if you're going to do something, then why not do it right.
It's fun at first, but if the guy lasts too long, then your jaw can start hurting. If I am drunk it is better, also if he does stuff like pet my head and tell me what a good girl I am, and say yes, then I get more turned on.
Most of the time I just ask nicely if I can fuck him, and he likes that, because then he gets to say no, and make me suck longer, th en I get more and more horny.
But I was fortunate in that I always had good experiences. He grabbed my head once in the beginning, and I told him not to, and he never did again until I told him it was ok.
I saw a video like years and years ago, and The chick was sucking this guys dick while also licking his balls, and I made that my goal. I think that's mAx Level when it comes to dick sucking.
>>28159525
Boys are pretty good at it, better than women.
>>28161045
I'd imagine that's the case, I mean we all have peens and know how to use/care for them.
>>28159684
Good idea. Are you volunteering?
>>28161043
>this whole post
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>>28161043
Again, all i see forth is all women on his board are all whores, non virgins, and have all had boyfriends yet think they are lonely or deserve to post here.
Out you go, roastie.
>>28161095
Well even though he was my first boyfriend I am still married to him 16 years later and have never had another dick inside me, but I know that doesn't fit into your world view, so you can go ahead and call me a liar.
>>28161147
>bb-bbb i'm so lonely
I have a better board for you, slut.
>>>/soc/
i've never given a blow job or had sex but im keen to do both (with the right guy)
ITT: Stacies and Chads
>>28161161
Indeed, still rather intriguing watching them talk about it like it's nothing.
>>28161155
I never said I was lonely.
I've been on this board since before it went away. It doesn't belong to you KHVs or frogposters. It used to be about original content.
I am not leaving because you virgin losers think this place belongs to you. Nothing belongs to you. You don't BELONG anywhere, not even here, and you never will
>>28159801
This 100%. Got a bj from a hooker that I'm fairly sure was a tranny, and it's the only time out of dozens I was able to cum from oral.
>>28161188
Didn't read.
>>>/soc/
slut
>>28161188
>literally normie
>>>/soc/
>>>/b/
>>28161210
Your lies are adorable. I hope they cradle you as you masturbate to increasingly degenerateporn as I cradle my husbands balls with my lower lip.
>>28161241
Again. Didn't read.
>>>/soc/
dont let the door hit you on the way out, slut.
The best by far is just a casual sexy time with the wife while we watch netflix
>Starts out with my inna bush while dashing an eye at the screen shile she moans
>After shes came a few times she rustles my hair and says its my turn
>Lean back against the pillow as she starts massaging me with her tongue.
>Proceeds to make my toes curl and my body to twitch while idly watching the show with me
Theeeeeeee best
>>28161238
/b/ is for 12 year olds /soc/ is for... I don't know what kind of twisted monster that place is for.. Surely someone younger than 30. If /soc/ is for 'normies' than I am more terrified for today's y ouch than I have ever been.
Current gf thinks of it mostly as a favor, it's a bit annoying, had a girl before her who's never done it before me and she wouldn't get my dick out of her mouth.
I like it when I like the guy. Otherwise I won't like them obviously lol but I am a giver which is why I like them, I know some girls who don't like them at all which to me is unreasonable. They're special though, and not every guy is worthy.
I love it and I am good at it. The problem is that cum gives me diarrhea. So too afraid to swallow.
I once heard about the result of a survey that revealed that like 10% of girls liked it. Although I have no idea how the hell they conduct such kind of surveys, that gives you an idea how many girls will do it. Porn videos lead you to believe every girl will ask for it and love it. It does not reflect reality at all. This said, I once dated a girl who was a BJ queen. It was nice!
>>28161271
did you enjoy the first one giving you blowjobs all the time or was it annoying?
>>28161188
Oh man sure you are right, you got us! This board is trully the best place to be at for girls who are happily married, I am sure you encounter lots of other GURLZ who are just as happy. The ugly, beta and forgotton lonely males are just a minority. Enjoy your stay m'lady on this trully wonderful board.
>>28161188
I'm with you, been here since before r9k was a thing. It seems like it's a pretty new thing (Last year or so) for butthurt khvs wanting people to 'get off their board' so I just think of them as annoying newfags that simply need to lurk moar.
>>28161304
how retarded can you be?
>>28161201
Haven't tried it myself, but apparently the best blowjobs in the world are given by Thai ladyboys.
>>28161188
>>28161311
>normie whore replying to herself
kek
this thread only proves women are / cannot be lonely.
>>28161307
Never said any of that.
>>28161311
It's been longer than a year, I think it really started after it came back from the dead, and then escalated from there. I don't come here as much as I used to, but I'm not going to let a bunch of wastes of life tell me that this place belongs to them.
>>28161351
your only purpose in life is to spread your legs and pop out a baby, don't think you are somewhat above anyone here when all you did to get through life was jump on some guys dick.
>>28161304
Of course I enjoyed it, she was a real champ, let me fuck her face and all that porn shit. She turned out to be insanely jealous and pretty stupid though.
>>28161333
Keep trying, maybe someday someone will love you!
>>28161372
>wow it's hard to edit HTML
Good try, roastie!
>>28161368
And sitting behind a computer, shitting into jugs and never fucking anyone your entire life, while burdening your parents into middle age is so much more productive! God bless you! <3
>>28161405
>And sitting behind a computer, shitting into jugs and never fucking anyone your entire life,
Baseless assumptions, expected no better from a toothless blob that sucked her way through life.
>>28161413
No different than the ones made about me in the post I replied to. Why the double standard?
OP asked about dick sucking. I posted about dick sucking and I get attacked. Go ahead and dish it out and then get butthurt about taking it?
Take a look at your life.
>>28161439
Disgusting fucking roastie whore bitch.
>>28161439
>. I posted about dick sucking
Of course you did, because it's the only thing you've ever amounted in your entire life! Which is why you feel the need to explain your life story on such a board that's filled with in your own words
>shitting into jugs and never fucking anyone your entire life, wastes of life people
> double standard?
Yeah, I'd expect you to know all about it because of that gash between your legs.
>>28161351
Well you must be a really important person. You are happily married, yet you come to a website where there is pretty much 99% of the ugliest, loneliest sometimes mentally ill guys and brag about your 16yr of marriage. WOW, you sure got a lot for you going, how amazing gratz. Why dont u just fuck off and read some cosmopolitan about how you are not actually fat.
>>28161492
she's probably married to a nigger, hence why she still comes here and feels the need to explain to a bunch of "losers" about sucking dick.
lmao
>>28161471
Oh yeah. Tell me more about me. Respond to me! Feed me!
You people are such idiots.
Your hate makes me warm inside.
>>28161517
>Playing the good 'ol
>Feed me, give me more (Yous) because you cant handle what you are reading and trying desperately to deflect it in an attempt to hide your insecurities and hurt feelings
Get beat by that nigger you married, please.
>>28161502
Because people like you assume a 'nigger' would stick around for that long?
Well I don't know, maybe he would considering my skill set. I dunno.
>>28161541
>my skill set
interesting, yet the whore continues to prove she's nothing more but a walking urinal.
>bb-bbbut my sucking skillsets
To be quite honest I hate blowjobs. Being uncut doesn't help. most girls can't even get me hard. Only time I like it is when they bite/nbble/slurp on my balls while aI stroke it.
>tfw despite this I love eating pussy/ass and having my face rode
>>28161502
I think she is just an ugly girl who is slightly fat. You see if she was a male, she would have never even had a sexual relationship. But when you are playing gatekeeper it is very easy. You just decide to with which guy you want to have sex with, while the guyz compete. I think deep inside she knows that apart from sex, she has absolutely no value. She just happend to be female and got lucky at life. Thats literally all she has going for her. And ofc she will now probably tell you about some of her "success stories" about some normie shit, which again, was given to her due to her being female. It is not always about what you have, it also matters how hard you fought for it. Girls never fought for anything in life, when everything is given to you from day0, what kind of a personality will you have? Exactly, the one who comes here.
i feel bad for the guy married to a crack whore who needs to come on r9k and talk about how good she claims to suck dick
>>28159525
Straight guy here. Sucking a dick is intoxicating, I've done it 4 times now and actually want to do it more. Chicks just ain't into anything that isn't completely selfish, giving pleasure to somebody else won't do anything for them.
Try to find something else that is your "fetish" so you can embrace that more fully
>>28161552
Maybe, who knows? I can cook, and I know that's almost an equal share of it.
But you guys are so butthurt? What's a woman's role? What do you WANT from a woman? You just hate them regardless, right? She puts out, she is nothing but a whore, if she doesn't she is useless. I can cook, so then I am a maid, but if a woman can't make you a sammich, then the warm wet hole is less appealing. I should be fully committed to child rearing, but I also work, not so much that it takes away from the needs of everyone in the home, but also not have kids and just go on hikes and what? Master Alchemy?
I'd like to hear what all you haters really want in a woman, because all I hear is about how much you hate sluts who try to get a good man another they're done slitting around, but I stick with one man my whole life and I am the roastie.
What do you guys WANT? I mean I don't even give a shit when he plays Vidya
>>28161043
this post gave me a hard on
>>28161657
>Yet again with her life story
I cant believe this cock sucking whore thinks I'll be reading all this garbage, and she has the nerve to claim she is above anyone.
You clearly have autism.
>>28161675
this image really hits the spot
>>28161657
Why bother? You'll just get tired of us and leave us for somebody better. Once you've "won" you're done, you're bored and want a new guy, to try and get him to admit you're more than a semen toilet
>>28161657
how about losing weight and quit being such a gigantic whore you fat fuck
>>28161675
Itsonly the angry virgins I am above. Everyone else is cool. Including non angry virgins, they still got a shot.
>>28161657
>first we are all losers
>we are wastes of life
>we shit in jugs
>now the slut is asking what we all want
>slut wants our opinions
>and tries to impress us
This is hilarious.
>>28161675
Oh come on. We're the same.
>>28161699
>Itsonly the angry virgins I am above
You aren't even above the gum on my shoe, settle down tubby.
>>28161657
>I CAN SUCK DICK AND COOK, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT
so in the next 10 years you'll be literally inferior to a cooking robot with a vacuum cleaner
>>28161351
Lonely virgins used to hang out at /adv/ when /r9k/ was down. Then when moot brought it back we all moved here and /adv/ has since turned into a normie paradise. That's where you belong. Not here.
>>28161688
Woah, woah, woah, I am kind of worried about you!
>Leave us, get a new guy.
Do you need a hug?
>>28161699
Ye girl, you are only above those angry ones! Non-agry virgins are so cool xDD
>>28161657
we want girls like you but your kind is rare and that makes us angry
>>28161732
But where were they before /adv/? I havebeenheresince then.
>>28161584
lmao dude give it a rest, not even white knighting but she's rustled you and making you look like a little bitch, just chill
>>28161517
If hate makes you feel better about yourself then you're a shitty person.
Fuck off roastie.
>>28161749
found the upset nigger
why is it always fat girls feel the need to come here and tell everyone about the husband and dick sucking?
>>28161742
That thought makes me sad. I thought I got lucky marrying young, but the older I get, the more I think it might be the only way to secure yourself a non jaded partner who is committed with both feet and not scarred into skepticism by years of stressful dating shit.
>>28161754
What's wrong famalam, why are you taking this so seriously. The Frog and Feels tavern is still open if you wanna come shoot it with us robots
>>28161675
>this is why you guys are virgins
my soul twitched
>>28161763
Fuck off back to /soc/ and stop replying to yourself, you fat oompa loompa.
>>28161761
>>28161780
>>28161751
How rustled can one man be?
>>28161767
Hows it feel to be a minority and commit more than half the crimes?
Nigger.
my waifu likes the smell and taste of sweaty cock and balls
>>28161763
>when will she leave
>i get too attached?
>i dont make enough money?
>she wants to "explore" herself?
>her ex wants her back she never got over
>im too controlling
>im not man enough
whatever
>>28161790
Why are you so angry lol
>>28161815
Why are you such a nigger lol
>>28161804
>>28161742
>"we"
Don't speak for anyone but yourself, you stupid twat.
>>28161804
I don't think I understand your post, anon, but it makes me sad. If you want to clarify, I am here to talk.
i actually like giving bjs but probably because i have a huge oral fixation regardless
so it's satisfying for me and i love watching my boyfriend while i do it
of course i usually end up getting on top of him anyway, giving head doesn't totally satisfy me
>>28161841
Cute, the way you were calling people losers, how this board is filled with nothing but retards, people who poop in jugs. Yet the instant some loner gives you any sort of attention and validation you instantly change your view and start sucking virtual dick.
You're a clown, a fat one at that.
>>28159525
depends on the partner i guess.
if i'm having sex with someone i love and care about, i enjoy giving them pleasure very much (lesbian here, but point stands)
>women can be lonely
>stop being sexist robots
>>28161821
But I'm not anon, you're just being a dick for no reason desu familia
I'm just trying to be nice to you, why are you bullying me?
>>28161351
Yeah probably, I don't come here as often as I used to either. I still remember when it was fresh and new. Everybody was excited and we all told each other green text stories and had a good time. There was a pretty good board culture once upon a time.
I vaguely blame the creation of /adv/. Adv is too soppy for me but in my view it kind of means that r9k lost a lot of people that want to listen and help out anons. Maybe the current culture of people trying to be king khv could have been avoided. Who knows?
Although it's specifically for original content, I do view this as a place for wayward people to hang out. I'm a pretty anti-social dude so I like that I can't talk to people about stuff without any kind of commitment.
I don't really bother arguing or even responding to people like the dudes you're arguing with anymore, it's just a waste of time. I generally ignore them or at most, laugh at them. You're not going to convince them of anything. I just concentrate on people who actually contribute to discussion instead of people who just want to label and kick people out of 'their' clubhouse. Enjoy r9k.
>>28161856
That person made a post that felt real, emotional, and wasn't hateful or accusing. That's a lot different from the other posts which replied to me. They didn't 'validate' or say a kind word to me either. Sad that I had to explain that to you as if you were a child.
>>28161188
holy shit actually agree 100%
>>28161882
>That person made a post that felt real
Wow, a same post that you see countless times over on this board, it only felt 'real" to you because you thought of yourself as a highly collected prize of some sort. It gave you a slight little ego boost, you fat bag of shit.
>>28159525
Really depends on the girl
My current gf was a kissless virgin before me and she loves giving me blowjobs. Took her a while to learn, but after a few months, she sucks dick like a champ.
>i really am lonely just like you anon
>trust me
>>28161881
I'm just killing time until get sleepy, I know there will be no grand awakening. I lurk here a lot more Than I post
>>28161897
How could that persons post, in any way beconsidered an ego boost for anyone? It was so specific yet out of left field.
>>28161467
>>28161471
the selfishness and close-mindedness. stay in your basement, humanity will benefit from it
>>28161931
>How could that persons post, in any way beconsidered an ego boost for anyone? It was so specific yet out of left field.
Maybe for someone with very little intellectual capacity like yourself, after all woman aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed. I hope you enjoyed your little ego boost of the day, please choke on that cheese cake you fat dwarf.
>>28161882
Every single poster here is real. You only need to look through the post you dumb roastie.
Just like i can see through your posts and see you. You say 2 things: "i'm important, look at me!" and "wow, you are so sad".
>>28161931
>I lurk here a lot more Than I post
because your life, and husband clearly aren't as fulfilling as you like to claim :)
>>28161742
this, totally 100% this is the problem with /r9k/ mentality
>>28161954
She's the typical dumb cunt roastie that comes along.
>I have such a great life!
>But still lurk and post on r9k (lmao)
>I have a husband!
>I am above you!
>This board is filled with losers lmao
>Oh anon I'm so sad, i feels you! your post was so real! i cant believe you want someone like me!
>You can speak to me!
She's as fake as it gets, with an obviously horrible dysfunctional life.
>>28161973
you can stop samefagging in here roastie.
>>28161997
joke's on you, i'm a different roastie
>>28159525
Source for that image?
video or name?
>>28162035
>joke's on you, i'm a different roastie
As they say, same shit different smell.
>anons believing a rp'ing neckbeard
>prematurely REEEEEing instead of asking for timestamp
What happened robots? It's not how it used to be.
Can we stop this degeneracy?
Stop making threads to encourage roasties to post their slut stories.
Let's get back to talking about porn, feels, misogyny, and depression.
>>28161248
I really like this gif, but normalfag degenerates like you disgust me, so I'm not going to save it.
Fuck you
>>28160971
it's hard to say but by small i mean about...7 inches. any smaller is too small
>>28159525
Who is she?
originalfucktard
My gf likes giving bjs but she isn't very good at it. She gets distracted after 2-3 minutes and starts licking my cock or something for a few minutes before going back to suck it for a few minutes again so I can't actually cum and it's just one big tease that never ends until I get frustrated and fuck her. Why!?!??!
>>28159684
funny enough, got a bj from aa tranny and it was amazing
>>28161633
>straight
im unoriginal dude
>>28162423
I meet the mark. What type of bjs do you like giving?
>>28162496
Alright, so apparently she's Tiffany (Star?) from X-Art.
>bj's are my fetish
Lmao
Cock smells and tastes great. You should join the Church of Cock's discord chat if you want to talk with worshipers
>>28161342
its unfair because socially awkward woman turn me on if they are anxious about it but i know if i show a girl any weakness before she decides she likes me its over. even then i have to be careful not to show too much weakness or she'll go look for someone else.
ree
>>28159909
>actually spending time making bait this shit
Cmon man.
>>28162423
>nobody took the bait
Genuinely shocked tbqh
>>28159525
I taught my gf from the ground up, she was a virgin. She's my bj master now.
>>28162608
It wasnt nice of you to try and make me feel inadequate anon. you didnt deserve any yous
>captcha: select all peanuts
>i select the cashews
>accepted
>?
>>28159525
ive never sucked dick but id like to, 90% of the porn i watch is bj porn because i find having dick in mouth more erotic than regular sex.
>>28162577
thechurchofcock is for sluts and boys who want to fag it up without calling themselves gay
>>28162666
Not sure what you're insinuating anon, I'm not the one who made the post claiming 7" was small, I was merely pointing out it was obviously bait and I was surprised that nobody replied.
>>28162608
Bait only works if it's at least somewhat subtle in a thread generally, or emotions are already high about the topic.
Just making blatantly stupid comments like that isn't going to get a (you) from any but the most retarded posters.
>>28159525
had a girl who did it willingly, did not even have to ask. I was so shocked, all I could do was start breathing short shallow breaths and then
>I-I -am gonna cum
then cutest little slurping sounds came from her mouth, and she swallowed it all. I gave her a big hug and a kiss, and said that was amaaaaazing. We did nothing but lay in bed and cuddle, kiss and have sex for 7 hours that day.
so does anyone have a name for op pic?
>>28162970
lol? gtfo normie jesus fuck there's a reason why fb exists. holy shit.
i was with my first gf for 4 years and i would normally cum by having her blow me. she would frequently blow me outside of piv sex too. i thought this was normal, but this thread seems to imply that it's not. i would eat her out frequently too though, so i dont know if that made her more willing to blow me
>>28161188
The walking incubator who serves no purpose beyond pleasing men is lecturing us on where we belong.
Wew
You sure got a tongue on you for what should be deemed pathetic when you've done nothing but prattle on about how you've sucked dick. Imagine what your mother would think? Talking about how you own a board on the internet spamming it with how you suck cock.
Holy kek.
Someone find this roasties fb lets show her social circle (her entire existence) what she does on her free time.
>>28163649
tiffany thompson
>>28159617
You're probably just ugly or autistic then. Obviously no girl has actually liked you so much she's wanted to give you a blow job - so you speak without experience.
Gtfo neckbeard
>>28161742
Jesus I don't know what's more pathetic an orbiter or a cuck, or if there is any difference for that matter. Why can't people like you wear a sign stating your position on women so when we start a shooting we can neatly cleanse society.
>>28159909
>it also really turns me off if you ask for a BJ and your cock is like... less than 7 inches, like cmon man.
Well I've got good new for you baby, just hope you can deal with the crippling depression ;^)
>>28161881
Don't kill yourself when she goes to sleep, cuck.
>>28163697
You jelly Mr.robot?
>>28161188
Damn right.
>mfw all the losers and underaged kids getting mad
>>28164312
Mr.Robot is a normie. Fucks girls left and right, has a job, is literally mvp at his job. Manages himself, cleanliness.. top kek.
Might as well call him hacker chad or season 6 of Chuck.
>>28161439
>Take a look at your life.
you're the one arguing with virgins on the internet in a serious fashion. you realise this board's complete satire right?
>>28164525
That's a great show nonetheless.
