>finally meet a nice girl
>mfw I find out she's a christian
>>28158385
whats the downside famalam?
>>28158466
The downside is that she believes in fairies who tell her that sex is almost as bad as murder.
>>28159177
you sound like you're 15
>>28159203
>people who don't believe in God sound like they're 15
You sound mad, friend.
>>28159177
Impressive that you have the strength to tip a fedora that size.
>>28159177
very few christians are actually celibate. stop being judgemental
>>28159203
>defending the existence of fairies.
You sound like you're a 5 year old girl.
>>28159306
so you're scared someone having different views than you. no wonder you're on this board
>>28159177
Go fuck yourself, lad. It's obvious you just want to fuck a wet hole.
>tfw sincerely don't care about sex
>orthodox christian but don't really care or follow the whole bible and shit
>girls still don't give me a chance especially on r9k because they all believe guys want sex and nothing more
>tfw want to be loved and love
>>28159300
>yeah, their choice to not have sex is the worst part of that scenario.
Where is your tard wrangler little boy?
>>28159349
I've just never met someone tell me fairies were real and not be a 5 year old with a clit before.
They are kinda scary though.
>>28159306
kek
oregano coriander
>>28159384
you people who complain how terrible christians are are just as bad as them.
>>28159442
>le superior 3rd party man XD
Leave OP alone. I would not date a Christian. Ever.
How can I have a relationship with someone who's not even on the same page as me?
how do retards like the op even get girls?
>>28159461
because you'll grow to respect her delusions and warped worldview or something. i just assume the faggots who reflexively defend christfaggotry are /pol/ memers.
>>28159492
She probably just said hi to him and he thinks they made a real connection
>>28159442
When did I attack any religious person? I merely commented on the fairies anon. Though the christian God almost certainly doesn't exist as they believe either. You can't be all loving and enough of a dick to commit genocide at the same tine man.
>>28159526
It still bothers me, how he even gets the chance. While a lot of us don't.
>be athiest
>start dating Christian girl
>I don't mind that she's Christian, she's amazing
>she finds out I'm athiest
>she wants nothing to do with me after this
Literally what the fuck? Before she finds out I'm an athiest I'm someone she wants to date, but as soon as she knows the truth I'm not even a viable option? Now I just lie and say I believe but I don't practice.
>>28159584
No, it's better to tell the truth. If a girl won't make the attempt to convert you she's not worth having.
>>28159492
>>28159526
>>28159564
Lol it's funny how Christians resort to desperate personal attacks.
>>28159648
>If a girl won't make the attempt to convert you she's not worth having.
No that sounds annoying as fuck. I'm never going to be converted and I know they never will either so I don't even bother arguing about it.
>>28159584
They're afraid that logic will sink in and they won't get "muh heavenly reward."
>>28159654
I'm still curious, how do cunts like yourself which clearly have nothing to offer and only want sex get girls to talk to you?
>>28159687
I wasn't even tipping fedoras at her or berating her for believing in God. I literally just said "I don't go to church, I'm an atheist" and she went on the usual Christian tangent "How can you not believe in God?" "What DO you believe in then?" "How can you live with no moral code?"
Man she was such a qt. I should have just lied.
>>28159584
>things that never happened
etc
>>28159717
By not being an autistic pleb. It helps when you're out of the Christian phase. Also,
>he doesn't want to wait until marriage to have sex
>therefore, sex is all that matters to him!
Are jesusfags the new SJW's?
>>28159747
Except it did happen. Why would I lie about this?
>>28159177
>>28158385
what a fucking faggot
I'm an atheist and i value virginity and purity highly. It's not a religion meme, it's part of being above animals. I hope she gets someone better than you
>>28159731
What were your answers to her questions?
>>28159747
>things that never happened
Like God creating the world. :^)
>>28159765
Virginity, like Yahweh, doesn't exist.
>>28159584
>meet qt
>she's kind of difficult to talk to
>asks me if I vote
>know she's a fucking bernie nut
>tell her she wouldn't want me to vote
>"...why"
>because it's a red vote
god forbid I told her I was a trump supporter. she'd probably plan my lynching.
>>28159755
>By not being an autistic pleb.
I'm not autistic, yet still have a hard time getting women to talk to me or like me on 4chan. None of them are ever interested.
>>28159765
You sound like a /pol/tard with "muh degeneracy!" In case you haven't noticed, /pol/ isn't in particularly smart.
>>28159755
>therefore, sex is all that matters to him!
>>28159177
>who tell her that sex is almost as bad as murder.
Don't backpedal your way out of it, child. You are upset she won't sit on your shriveled up cut penis on the 3rd date.
>>28159765
actually, that's not quite true. I'm an absurdist nihilist agnostic. I believe a god may exist, but i don't care to give him any allegiance, as i believe that even some powerful person who is what you would call a god can't make the universe matter all of a sudden. there is no inherent value to existence, and the existence or non-existence of god/gods doesn't really affect that.
>>28159805
Then there could be a variety of different reasons. Just realize that you deserve better than them. It'll really help with your confidence.
>>28159783
it's a word describing someone who has not been sexually penetrated. Just because you don't think it has any significance doesn't mean it doesn't exist you brain dead moron.
>>28159806
Nah, just personal preference. Yell at me all you want, but that's what i believe
>>28159838
What you just did is called a strawman. You literally cherrypicked quotes to try to make it sound like I'm sex-crazy.
>>28159767
>"How can you not believe in God?"
>There were hundreds of religions before Christianity and it exists alongside hundreds today. You don't believe in any of those other gods so why is it so weird that I don't believe in any?
>"What DO you believe in then?"
>I don't know and I probably never will, but I feel like that any supreme creator would rather me not believe in any god than spend my entire life worshiping the "wrong" god."
>"How do you live with no moral code?"
>Just because I don't believe in God doesn't mean I don't have a moral code. There's still right and wrong, I just don't think that some presence I've never felt decided what was supposed to be right and wrong."
These are more or less the answers I give in response to these types of questions.
>>28159882
You created it over her thinking sex is disgusting, you dumb faggot. That was a big point you made in why Christianity on women is a turn off for you.
Dumb nigger.
>>28159875
And why do you believe it? What's wrong with sharing intimacy with someone you care for?
>yfw you find out the christian /pol/tard is the fedora tipper
>>28159851
Help me get a christian gf, OP.
What am i missing?
>>28159905
OK, then would it make you feel better if I listed more reasons why Christians are dumb, or will you keep moving the goal posts to try and make me sound like a sexual deviant?
>>28159875
Yeah. The significance part is what I'm saying doesn't exist. Like Yahweh doesn't in real life. But does exist as a character in the Bible.
>>28159941
>moving the goal posts
>which you stated as a biog point in the third post in this thread after being asked for the downsides
How much of a stupid autistic nigger are you? you could only come up with Jesus is imaginary kek and mahhh sex.
>>28159177
Back to lebbit, manchild.
>>28159551
>You can't be all loving and enough of a dick to commit genocide at the same tine man.
Somebody doesn't understand theology.
>>28159461
Because you're a disgusting animal and the presence of the Holy Spirit in the same vicinity as you frightens you.
>>28159584
Because atheists are disgusting trash.
>>28159687
>logic
Back to high school, your ideology is irrelevant.
>>28159894
You do realize there can be no such thing as 'right and wrong' without an absolute being, right?
Of course, you will attack this statement because you have the intelligence of a toddler.
>>28159913
oh, shit, i guess i didn't get that part. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with sex if you love the person. But i would personally want to find someone pretty special too do it with, because, i don't really care that much about sex. It feels good, but masturbation feels similarly good, so i don't really have a reason to have sex if i don't have a person i care about to have sex with.
There's nothing degenerate about sex, just casual sex without any love involved.
>meet a "nice girl"
>She suffers from depression (she went vegetarian last months)
>Awfull break up
>meet another "nice girl"
>She smokes and is vegetarian
>oh, did i mention she is chubby
>>28159943
ok, but it's significant to me. If you really didn't believe in any higher power, you'd realize that what does and doesn't matter isn't actually a thing, and you are free to decide what you want to be significant. To me, virginity is significant, so that's how i'll pick my partner. If you don't agree, knock yourself out and get laid, but don't push your agenda on me.
>>28159935
You're missing interpersonality. You enjoy philosophical discussions, which girls can't handle. They like talking about, "Food is so yummy!" The typical guy that gets bitches, when asked what he likes to do says, "I like to laugh, hang out with friends and have fun." You need to learn the boring things that relate to women.
>>28159943
>Like Yahweh doesn't in real life.
This is why nobody wants to be with you.
>a character in the Bible
You've clearly never read it.
>>28159177
My gf is catholic. That doesn't stop her from having sex with me.
>>28159357
Im a grill,Christian, and want to love/be loved. When can we get married?
>Girl likes me
>She's mormon
>>28159973
>You do realize there can be no such thing as 'right and wrong' without an absolute being, right?
Horse shit. Otherwise why do we feel shame, regret, remorse, and guilt over our actions? Even if there's no universal standard for right and wrong, we each have personal standards for right and wrong. From there we can establish "universal" rights and wrongs based on what most of the population feels. Most people would agree that murder and theft sucks, so murder and theft are "wrong".
>Of course, you will attack this statement because you have the intelligence of a toddler.
You don't get to claim that you're 100% right and that I'm an idiot before I even get to make an argument faggot.
>Of course, you will attack this statement because you have the intelligence of a toddler.
>>28159957
>he says, moving the goalposts again
I'm done with you. Arguing with a Christian is like arguing with a woman.
>>28160045
do you match my qt chart
>>28159935
But are you serious?
>>28160018
I can talk about food and boring stuff, i don't get it.
>>28159973
could you be any madder?
>>28160065
Then maybe you're not the problem. Either that or you're selling me more than you actually believe. What matters is confidence. If you're this desperate for a girl, can you really call yourself confident? Life is better when you can enjoy it with or without some bitch.
>>28158385
Implying she'd even consider dating you
Christians who abstain don't date people who arnt Christian.
>>28160050
Oh look, exactly what I said. You're a damn toddler.
>hurr durr muh onions is 'right and wrong'
>You don't get to claim that you're 100% right and that I'm an idiot before I even get to make an argument faggot.
Yes I do, because you are an idiot. Atheists are inherently idiots.
>muh personal standards
Not relevant to an actual dichotomy. It can't be subjective you stupid statist, It either is or isn't.
>most of the population
You're projecting your modernist ideology onto everybody. By doing so, you are contradicting yourself by promoting tyranny by democracy.
>>28160105
I find myself alright confidence, since i started lifting weights that blew up. But girls are never interested in my charts etc.. or reply to me.
>>28160016
>agenda
Just stating something from a scientific perspective.
If want to disagree with science that's on you.
>>28160034
Give me some credit with your bait.
>>28160106
I don't show off my fedora in public, so she's none the wiser. I'm just glad she let me know ahead of time that she's literally dedicated her entire life to a belief based on "muh fillings."
>>28160050
>decides not believe in god
ok, no problem
>decides to believe in arbitrary moral code anyway
holy shit nigger you cannot be this dumb. just realize that nothing matters, and then you will live life freely. you will feel, though i hate to use this word since it is such a meme now, "euphoric", which is a feeling of absolute freedom from anything, because you realize nothing matters and no one can actually do anything about that.
>>28160046
Aaaaaw, shiiiiiiiit.
If I could change places with you I would. I like challenge.
>>28160119
You mean girls specifically on 4chan?
>>28160129
>Give me some credit with your bait.
This is what people do when their ideology dies, shitpost and call everybody a troll because they have the intelligence of a toddler.
>Just stating something from a scientific perspective.
More forcing your BIG BLACK ideology down everybody's throat.
>>28160148
So are you, you disgusting bag of shit.
>>28160165
Yes, I'm a NEET and shy around women IRL. Plus i don't find any i like since all of them sleep around here in my country, do hard drugs and party every weekend.
>implying "logic" isn't just a rationalization of feelings and emotions.
Read some philosophy and theology so you guys could debate properly once in a while.
>>28160167
Ok, so what other written works of the ancient world does Yahweh show up in?
>>28160129
>science
literally who cares
it's just a bunch of bullshit to describe a shitty little light speck floating in an infinite nothingness. I'll decide what is and isn't relevant to me in my short existence in this pathetic little dot
>>28160149
>hurr durr nothing matters
Okay so you're cool if I just take all your stuff for myself right?
>>28159973
Good job swallowing the bait like you do it with fresh cum every evening
>>28160186
First of all, what boards do you go to to find these girls? Second,how do you know they're girls?
>>28160201
Those who choose to ignore science do so at their own peril.
>>28160209
r9k and /soc/, i just post my charts and never get replies at all, if someone does reply to me and they are a girl they stop replying after my initial response. I don't get it, do they think i am some super alpha because of my hobbies?
Am i supposed to lie about myself?
>>28160192
>muh philosophy
>muh theology
>giving a shit about some faggots ideas
you fucking faggots, just make up your own interpretation for this shit. and don't bother trying to make others agree with you, let you do you, and i'll let me do me
>>28160202
>communism
Just because something doesn't matter in the vast scheme of humanity doesn't mean that things can't be important to each individual.
>>28160192
no that would be to haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard I only read cool books i saw on reddit like great gabsty and got and martain
>>28160200
>>28160208
HAHAHA EPIC XDDD I ALSO BROWSE /B/ FELLOW /B/TARD!!!
>>28160212
MUH IDEOLOGY HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE IT LE SCIENCE IS SO LE EPIC
>>28160235
OMG FUKKIN FAGGOT IDEAS HAHAHAH IM SO SMART JUST LISTEN TO ME IM SMARTER HAHAHA LE POST-MODERN SECULAR POSITIVIST HUMANISM XDDD SO CLEVER
>>28160202
i mean, i'd punch you or stab you. nothing matters, that just means i do what i want. sure, go ahead, try to take it, but that doesn't mean i'm just gonna stand there drolling while you do so.
nihilism=/=defeatism
>>28160233
I can't speak for /soc/ much (went one time and got banned by Hot Pockets for not being normie enough), but I can speak for /r9k/. There are like two girls on this board, and they're both tripfags. Maybe you could try /cgl/.
>>28160111
>Durr ur a babby atheis r stooopid ans im smart
Thanks for that considerate input, you can go suck a zombie jews dick nowalthough you might get luckier with the priest
>>28160212
and?
am i supposed to care?
>>28160265
If something's important enough that you feel the need to protect it, then "nothing matters" gets thrown out of the window.
>>28160276
What do i do on /cgl/, post my chart?
>>28160288
hahahahaHAHAHAH LE ZOMBIE JEW STICK HAHAHA XDDDDD I ALSO SAW THAT ON /R/ATHEISM XDDDDDD HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM SO SMART AND CLEVER AND ORIGINAL XDD
>>28160296
shhhh let the big boy pretend to be tough
>>28160235
Where did you get your "ideas", Anon?
>>28160240
I like your shitpost style, Anon. Make it more subtle though.
>>28160291
Just a warning. Take it or not. Your choice.
>>28160296
nah, not really. it's not that i believe it matters, it just amuses me and i'd enjoy to continue being amused, and if you take it away i won't be, so i won't let you. I don't believe anything has any relevance, I don't believe what i do matters either, but i'm gonna do it anyway because it suits me, and if nothing matters i do whatever i want.
not that it matters though.
>>28160240
Lmao why wont you add more 'D's since you like them so much you absolutely triggered retard
>>28160326
pretty much just pull them right out of my ass
might as well, everyone else does the same but with bullshit excuses like logic and morals
>>28160299
Delete your chart (well, maybe not delete it, but definitely forget about it for now). You want to start by having real conversations with these girls, then ask for something simple like a Skype or Kik account. It's important to make her think this is all natural, rather than letting her know you're actively pursuing a relationship.
I feel like people who mutter the word "science" in these threads have never published a scientific paper in their life.
Nor have studied in any field.
>>28160329
whatever, i'm gonna die anyway so why should i give a shit
>finally meet a nice girl
>she's a little chubby
>>28160366
Would "logic" be a better term, then? Although, many Christians do refute scientific facts, such as carbon dating.
>b-but it's impossible for someone not to care about anything at all
>>28160326
>Make it more subtle though.
HAHA UR JUST A TROLL HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE MY IDEOLOGY XDDDDD
>>28160329
XDDDDD IF YOU DARE CHALLENGE MY IDEOLOGY ILL BEHEAD YOU WITH LE EPIC LAZER XDDDDD
>>28160366
>>28160378
Logic is irrelevant. It's a facet of the disgusting secular ideology and essentially boils down to 'LE COMMON SENSE BRUH' and other bullshit.
>>28160407
i like you anon
keep at it
>>28158385
>finally meet a nice girl
>mfw I find out she's a wiccan
>>28160326
THANKS I KNOW MY SHITPOSTING STYLE IS VERY DISTINCT *DIBS MENORAH* XDDDXDD FEDORA PLEBBIT XDDDDD
>>28160355
>pull them right out of my ass
Are you saying these ideas come from your interpretation and observation of the world? That's very much the same thing with philosophy.
Why is it okay for scientists to make theories like black holes, argue with other scientists and not the same thing with philosophy? Keep in mind Anon, I'm not repeating whatever someone said, I am just simply interpretating the knowledge given to me by other interpretators.
>>28160378
Logic is definitely better term.
>>28160360
Sounds risky, what if they start asking me about comic con, what my favorite anime is? i don't like neither.
Fuck that, too stressful it's easier just posting my chart.
>>28160428
Atheist here. I give you permission to burn her at the stake.
>>28159177
maybe you should stop being picky. as they say, beggars can't be choosers.
>>28160440
i just came to the conclusion that nothings existence can be proven, so i might as well make up my own rules for navigating this existence. I try to look past what is accepted as true and try to figure out what, out of all the things impossible or possible, is the most likely to be true.
it's a pretty short list,
>don't let someone else decide when/how you die
>don't worry about structures and systems conjured by other people
>do what you want
>>28160444
>easy
The best rewards are the ones that involve the most work. That's not even me trying to be philosophical. That's just the body's immediate reaction by producing dopamine.
Honestly, your looking for a car in a swamp. You'll probably have to make some adjustments with your life if you really want a qt.
>>28160473
>implying I'm begging
I'm fine being single. It just sucks that another one didn't work out.
>>28160480
That my friend is a philosophy. If that's how you wanna live, then so be it. I just recommend that it's always a treat gaining insights from geniuses of the past and combining them into your own personal ruleset.
>>28160519
eh, i will live and die without ever being able to prove them right or wrong, so i don't see the point
>>28160518
it didn't work out because you're a judgemental fedoralord, i'm quite sure she's confused as to why what she does in her spare time that has no effect on you has caused you to be that way.
>>28158385
>>28159177
tipping fedoras
>>28158385
>an autistic weeaboo that goes on r9k pretends to deny girls because they're cute christians.
kek sure bud
>>28160440
>le science
FUKKIN EPIC AND COOL
>le philosophy
FUKKIN STUPID FOR DUMB PPL THAT JUST WANT TO LOOK SMERT
>>28160537
>implying it wouldn't have an immediate impact on our relationship
>>28160496
I guess it just wasn't meant to be.
>>28159765
If you want to be above animals then stop pooping and switch to breatharianism. You desire of muh purity is yet another animalistic desire to compete in getting better things than others, only to an autistic level.
>>28160558
I've unmatched with 4 girls on Tinder in the past 2 days, cause idgaf bout no dames.
On a serious note, does anyone have the picture of Panty asking Stocking if she's on a diet?
>>28160589
Rarest Pepe
Honestly, though. It depends on what you want and what you're willing to do to make it happen .
>being unironically Christian
LMAO
>>28160335
if nothing matters than kill yourself faggot, so we don't have to stare at your plebbit tier shitposts about how you can't find "le true gamer atheist virgin gf". or is that just it, are you espousing a philosophy that, even if you agree with it, you can't believe in it, you can't actually pray what you preach, you're just posting it on the internet circlejerk so that you get "oh anon you're so deep" points that only reinforces how retarded you're being for continuing the ironic concept of blindly believing philosophy while yelling at catholics for doing the same. kill. your. self.
>>28160558
good sir! i am a reddit scholar! one day reddit posts will be read in schools instead of stupid books like the BUY BULL (hahaha upboat if you agree!)
From the most upvoted posts of all time, to the disturbing and esoteric: these posts will become the very foundation of a grand, new, secular and multicultural education that will be implemented under the rule of Bernie Sanders!
I cannot, morally, support anti-intellectualism like CHRISTIANITY!
>>28160630
You have no idea how ironic your image is.
>>28160580
it doesn't have to if you don't let it. literally the only part of this equation that could upset the relationship is your bias. i'm actually glad you didn't get this girl, i'm sure she can do better.
>>28160656
answer. the post. not the image, faggot. is this not one of your "debates"? should you not respond in time with shining fedora on high? well now's the time. deus vult.
>meet someone
>find out they're religious
Enough. All religions are trash.
I'd rather worship the sun, since it actually does something.
>>28160665
>Anon! If you don't go to church with me, we're through!
>Anon! I told you not to vote for people who legalized abortion!
>Anon! I don't care if we've been dating for 9 months! I need to be married first!
>I'm not ready for marriage yet!
>>28160701
Mah nigga. High five.
>>28160725
so the christian part isn't what really matters to you here, it's that they're controlling?
>>28160701
the earth does more but we still treat it like shit
>>28160701
Pretty sure the beginnings of jewish tales were connected with worshipping sun as well
>>28159584
you got cuckold by god my man lol
>>28160761
human beings are basically planetary aids. i'm sure once we colonise mars we'll fuck that up too
>>28160698
>you will never be a cute boy like that
Why bother living?
>>28160753
It's that their beliefs would interfere politically in our relationship. (No, not politically in the contemporary way)
>>28159177
My views are Agnostic but even my Katana doesn't unsheath this much
>>28159177
I am a atheist and I believe sex is bad. Not as bad as murder, but bad. You can be a atheist and still have value in giving the pleasure of sex only to one woman.
>>28160797
in any real way that matters though? you might not be able to have sex but if you get married i'm sure the sex would be literally the best after so long no fap. and if her going to church bothers you don't go. and i'm pretty sure that the actual, political beliefs held can be put down to differing political beliefs but nobody is gonna make you vote for someone you don't want to.
>>28160531
Sounds like nihilism/absurdism.
>>28160889
>sex is better after no fap
>implying I wouldn't just watch porn instead
>>28160832
And this makes you moral? No, it makes you edgy.
>>28160630
rage on faglord, i don't intend to be deep. i'll continue to shitpost simply because i can. I'll kill myself when i feel like it, not a second before or a second later
>>28159894
You did nothing wrong. Girls sounds like a nut.
Well you dodged a bullet in that she doesn't sound like she's very introspective. Also fuck what other people think. If they drop you over stupid shit they aren't worth your time. Best of luck finding qts anon
nice fucking bait faggot
kill yourself you got me mad
>2016
>actually still being atheist
get it together OP
You did right OP. Only Allah is the one true god. ALLAHU AKBAR! Islam will rule the world!
>>28160813
>I dictate the reasonability of someone's personal beliefs on the basis of a Reddit hat meme
OK thanks for sharing you don't like thing
While OP is a huge faggot lets be real
>believing in God
>2016
You must be retarded.
>>28159177
The bible says that lust is a sin against one's self not against others or against God. Think of all the fetish freaks blowing each other in the middle of the streets or all the energyless porn addicts on this board.
Congrats mate. You missed your chance.
>>28159203
>s-stop critizing faith!
>stupid fedoralord teens!
>>28164486
faith is a more worthwhile experience than criticizing that faith for no real purpose. does anyone expect to convert someone from believing by yelling at them autistically for hours on a peruvian carpeteating board? fedoralords contribute nothing but empty arrogant hatred.
Go find and fuck a whore if you want a wet hole to stick your cock in and cut contact with the Christian.
>>28159526
It's so fucking stupid too , it's like he believes he's an anime protagonist and the anime is his life.
>>28160626
ikr , fucking idiots
hey wanna watch anime together and sodomize each other ? :3
>>28160698
I WANT SEX
LET'S HAVE SEX
YOU ARE ANIME
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH AN ANIME
PLEASE BE MY G/BF , I WANT TO HAVE ANAL AND ORAL SEX
This thread so far has literally been, "a few atheists make the entire (lack of) belief look really bad"
>>28160791
>I will never be smug Yukko
SmokingMio.png
>>28165377
Doesn't stop religious radio/television
>>28164460
>energyless porn addicts
what do those two phrases have to do with eachother
