Till death do us part edition
Tags - r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, 4chan
>she has to cake herself with this much makeup for a bunch of pathetic robots
i can't stop laffin
>>28155303
pls
original bloklewf0jw0j
to the irish bro that chatted with me for 20 minutesl you're cool as fuck
>>28155303
where's blackchad I miss his antics
>>28155608
>asking about yourself
lmao this fat fuck just never gives up
is kiki back? think i saw her.
>>28155711
Yes
originalcommentplzfuckoff
>>28155947
how many men has been into her curryhole at this point in time? she looked way cuter when she was younger =/
pointless senpai, only guys on and they're all looking for girls! Well played cucks
What other tags do you use?
>Too shy to even talk to robots
>>28156073
its all ogre back to soc son
>>28156073
Wow you're attractive.
which one of you wants to get cucked?
>>28156109
d-dont play with my feels anon
>>28155361
do you know what makeup looks like anon
>>28156073
duuude we talked yesterday! im irish anon, we talked about lifting and anime! remember me?
>>28156159
>going to an anonymous image board fishing for compliments
please go
>>28156195
im not.. just saying everyone skips me.. for a bunch of womenhating autists you sure like to look for them online
>>28156214
you've skipped me several times without so much as a hiI just wanna talk to other robots ;_;
>>28156254
im shy i usually skip people who have already skipped me as a sign of dominance! So you've probably skipped me already. Are you blackbot anon?
>>28156254
I skip people just because I'm shy and have nothing to talk about.
>>28156296
>girls who've hit the wall
of course she'll do anything her looks are declining fast and she wasn't that attractive to start with.
>>28156296
Fucking chads I swear I will kill them all
you are now a banana slave
>>28156328
>Fucking chads I swear I will kill them all
>Dylan Roof
>Chad
Pick one
>>28156372
fuck you banana man
>>28156372
REEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF UR NOT FUNNY OR ORIGINAL THAT SHIT IS 9GAG TIER
>tfw been bananad 5 times
>>28156386
You responded to the wrong comment anon.
This was the correct one>>28156343
>>28156328
all the femanons are pretty ugly/okay looking. this one is autismo and trolls and lies about everything.
anyone except banana faggot on? I literally got banana 5 times in a row. No more.
>>28156718
no. some ugly fembots and boring faggots. No old school robots even go on omegle anymore. Dangies and the lot are gone.
>>28155303
Has anyone seen that "sexy voice" guy his girlfriend broke up with him after 3 years for another guy and he was really upset about it. I really hope he's okay, I feel so sad for him
>>28156718
I really really really like this post.
>>28156763
>no old school robots
>been here since before dangies
o-ok
>>28156776
bob is drinking with a friend atm hes good amigo
>>28156763
>been doing omegle since it's inception in 2009
>just started doing webcam
o-okay ;_;
whats his story
Goodnight you glorious bastard. 23948729873
finally a legit autist. is this kiki? She knew my name and were i was from. Like some sort of autistic savant.
>>28157306
fuck. i expected robots to be way uglier than this. Now i feel semiconscious.
>>28157306
no kiki is the indian looking one with glasses with a bunch of shit on her wall
>>28157322
>im ugly as shit
even the most autistic fembot called me ugly.
i tell him to make philosophy and he skips me
>>28157335
post pic?
is he a hoe?
>>28157378
kiki`s a girl.
and idk she was a sweetheart to me yesterday and we called eachother qt
>>28157375
that autistic fuck is just looking for a robot gf
>>28157399
she calls everyone qt, she has nudes which were posted on here but everyone got banned since it was cp.
>>28157399
No way, me and her called eachother qt too. I hate her now
Just had a great convo with a Mexican about tequila.
We're still building the wall, but you can still come here legally mexibro
>>28157479
>>28157446
wow what a whore. oh well it was fun making her smile and laugh anyways :^)
stop asking me about piss bottles
>>28157512
Where's piss bottles familly? When was his latest fake suicide ?
what a great fellow
>>28157595
autoskip both of these.
![3-neutral[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jJfscAd.png "3-neutral[1].png")
If you're here, I'm really sorry drug addict anon that I kept analyzing stuff you didn't wanna talk about
I just want ya to get better as a fellow robot, and that stuff you didn't wanna talk about is holding you back, it's a huge mental hurdle whether you think so or not, you have to explore your past in therapy more deeply, the fact it annoyed you so much just on the surface and/or at the very least the contradiction you made I pointed out proves it's not something you're past/analyzed, hope you find more help wishin ya the best
>>28157636
why the guy on the top is cool he's been around for a while
basically this girl is super fuckin' qt and you're all retarded
>>28157595
is that th e E G G M AN ?????
>>28157306
its hapa-chan, her spergness and sperg shy voice gets me rock hard
>>28157678
fuck off numale
>>28157678
>>>/ lebbit.org/
>>28157678
shut up you cunt. you always skip guys because you're looking for women.
XD this annon is looking sick! XDDDDD
XDD GUYS look!!!!! this annon is SICK
XDD this Anon said hi to me XDDD
>>28157762
is that craterface on the bottom?
>>28157785
thats craterface on top
Omg this annon is fucking wicked!!!!
>>28157784
shes a jew are so are you
>>28157784
Man hands originalissimo
This Annon told me about his drug problems XD
>>28157808
ITS ACTUALLY CRATERFACE FROM SOC! omg ur nudes are amazing. can i post em?
>>28157678
kill yourself, faggot. trying to find a robot gf on omegle just furthers that you're scum of the earth
>>28157678
holy shit you look like an actual fucking space alien
came across this interesting speciman
>>28157595
hell yeah, that guys is awesome
>>28157877
cant u tell a fakecam when u see one newfag? the black borders moron.
>>28157877
XD Dude Sick Cap look at what i came across!
>>28157898
my real cam does that tho
>>28157877
Quit posting yourself
ugh
>>28157877
Look Lou have you seen this anonymous yet? XD
>>28157877
>>28157941
Oh shit Lou i forgot the image shit XD
>>28157808
bruh idk if that anon was me or not but you definitely made that face so that definitely might be me senpai
>>28157922
>>28157941
calm down cucky no need to samefag the thread just because of your autism
>>28157953
I swear that guy always disconnects before he unpixleates
>connect to someone
>we look at eachother for a few seconds
>he starts to type
>skip
>>28157953
ive wathced his fro grow. idk how he never leaves but also never talks to anyone
>>28157844
howd you get him to talk to you?
are you just better than me???
SHIT look at this I FIND me SOME pussy Guys OMg holy shit guys I got me SOme PUSSy shit dude Its A fembot , are they for real Woahh shitttttt some PUSSY this is my GF
this girl makes a compliment and then skips you. i was taken aback and didn't know what to say
>>28158070
>>28158070
>>28158070
>>28158070
>>28158070
This girl said I had large cock before leaving me, what does it mean? Do you think shes into me?
>>28158070
she did that to me too. we had a decent conversation once and then she would always skip me afterwards
oh well
>>28157844
This guy is this guy >>28157729
brehgs i just saw cp
>>28158192
uh oh better wipe your brain. Thought crime and all that jazz
>the undertale tag
Oh shit im laffin
>>28158238
do undertale fags get triggered by the tem shop blowjob asmr
we're we're not so different you and i
finally someone who doesnt skip
>>28158291
I don't know, but death grips definitely triggers them.
>>28158291
undertale tag fuckin lit senpai
fucking FAGGOTS STOP SKIPPING ME you need to watch anime with me
>>28158333
hey alex
>>28158104
is that weird fucker on i want to talk to it
>>28158389
which one is alex? my name is not alex
>>28158384
If you want people to stop skipping you paste randID=function(){for(var a="",b=0;8>b;b++){var c=Math.floor(32*Math.random());a=a+"23456789ABCDEFGHJKLMNPQRSTUVWXYZ".charAt(c);}return a;}();Cookie.write("randid",randID,{duration:1,domain:document.domain,path: "/" }); on the console.
>>28158395
alex knows
>>28158355
yee
i've grown a full neckbeard and put on 20 pounds of pure testosterone fueled muscle
by this time next year i will look like a greek statue
>>28158410
alex is a nice guy
>>28158333
That lazy eye always cracks me, you look like you are braindead desu
>>28158333
God damnit anon
>>28158389
Who is this? lol
what a man of great taste. just look at that fan in his background
>>28158409
What kind of retard do you think I am?
>>28158463
sorry alex, didnt know you were r9k celeb
>>28158291
https://soundgasm.net/u/littlebardofhope/F4MRequest-Fill-tEM-SUC-DIK-4-COLLEG1-Undertale-VAOralBeastProstitutionPlease-Kill-Me
i found it
>>28158484
I promise you I'm not. haha
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Undertale.
You: hi!
Stranger: Um hey is that temi
You: no
Stranger: Yesss
You: who's temi?
Stranger: Who are you
You: my name's Jane
Stranger: I'm sans
Stranger: Sams
Stranger: Not sans that's my bro
You: ah gotcha
You: do you like black men?
Stranger: ?
You: black guys
You: do you like them??
You: because I love them
Stranger: I'm a guy
Stranger: A whight guy
You: ooooh... but you can still like black guys right?
Stranger: I'm not gay and no
You: you don't have to be gay
You: to appreciate a nice
You: big
You: black
You: cock
You: imagine it inside you, stretching you
You: filling you
You: penetrating you
Stranger: Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
Stranger has disconnected.
There's female autists on the anime tag.
>>28158536
anime is pretty hilarious
>>28158323
well youre both women who look like guys so i guess not
>>28158577
depression is also pretty good
he was digging it
literal midget wonderful
she was diggin' it
new tag
free beta providers for everyone
Where do I put the tags?
>>28158536
Shit's better than the r9k tag
>>28158708
arianna i'm the only daddy you'll ever need
>be black
>go on cam with Umaru dakimakura
>Stranger has left the chat
Nice.
Why don't you assholes like bananas?
suicide tag fuckin lit senpai
why so many curry niggers on anime?
>>28158683
Mac DeMarco? Is that you?
Original comment FUCK
what does that pinch thing mean. i n
fuckin lit senpai havin a bad time
>>28158874
Pbhttttt
>>28158896
generally the only reason curry niggers go online is to try to find chicks to jerk off with
>>28158070
you look the same
who here is playing the Nigger music
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You: N
You: D
You: E
You: R
You: T
You: A
You: L
You: E
Stranger: S U I C I D E
Stranger: U
Stranger: I
Stranger: C
Stranger: I
Stranger: D
Stranger: E
Stranger: its too beautiful
>>28158924
>>28158996
man or meme? You decide.
>>28159057
You look like an insufferable fucking faggot, to be completely and totally honest. Please remove yourself from this plane of existence as soon as possible.
found mystery guys (^: she was high as fuck.
>2 hours looking through curry niggers and roasties and still no gold waifu
>>28159159
WHY ARE YOU HERE?? RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
/r9k/, was this you?
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What's your favorite sex position and why?
Stranger 2: the virgin
Stranger 1 has disconnected
>>28159170
>going on an /r9k/ omegle
>just to meet women
fig. 1: normie
>>28159198
just looking for fembots since im autistic.
>>28159095
I plan on it. going out with a goof though. See you in hell bud.
>>28159216
gold is a man
i'll be gay for gold desu
i've been collecting faces for a few days now, gonna dump some
if you see yours holla at ya boy
omg found this cutie on 4chan tag! she added skype and called me cute!! is this bait?!
Pretty sure this normie is named "jacob" or something
Doesn't he have gross nudes for /soc/?
s-s-s-s-s-spooooky
This fan kept skipping me. If you're this fan fuck you
so many robots lurking in the darkness
What i managed to get out of this femanon:
>she's a raostie camwhore
>she's deep in love with a BF (those are her BF's boxers)
I should've gotten her to show tits and post them, too
Why are slavs always total assholes? They started calling me a fag right off the bat
Why does he wear the mask? If i took it off, would he die?
>>28159444
trips for top-tier meme
This chick didn't even acknowledge i was there. Pretty sure she forgot she left Omegle on. Don't do drugs, kids.
And here's the icon, Miz Fats Tumblrina. If anyone finds the site she's streaming to do share
Stop losing weight and give us Half Life 3 already!
Kudos to anyone familiar with this faggot's room
>>28159483
she's streaming on habbo
>>28159498
Hey! I've seen that room before!
This failed trap came on here a while ago. He/she's not an r9k poster, but got super butthurt when i called him/her out for being a trap. 4chan's probably not a good place for that sort of attitude
I have no idea who this is. He kept skipping me immediately. If you're this anon please explain
>>28159503
link plz
orgino commento
for sure senpai
That's just nasty, anon. You're qt tho, no homo
I'd let this anon tie my GF to some train tracks
>femanon calls me "curly qt"
>immediately disconnects
w-why
Daily reminder that if you go on to omegle every day only to look for women you're a failed normie
welp, that's all for today, folks. I'm off to collect more.
>>28159659
agreed
Cringy as fuck
Im back bois did you miss me fampai
You: bruh
You: ceiling?
You: wall!
You: wyd??
Stranger: xD
Stranger: my bad
Stranger: father came in bruo
You: FATHER!!! NO!!!!
Stranger: like oh shet hide the eroge
You: hes disapointed in you
You: but its alright
You: youll hate yours as well
Stranger: psh so is society- wait... that actually exists?@
You: f
You: u
You: l
You: l
You: a
You: u
You: t
You: i
You: s
You: t
a spitters a quitter you richard ayoade lookin motherfucker
>>28159740
>fampai
it works ;)
>>28159483
i hate this fat bitch
nice prerecording anon
no i won't show nips
what the fuck
i got banned for broadcasting my cat
>>28159895
That's what you get for showing pussy you roastie
>>28159895
Can't show cock or pussy anon, you know that
how long is your ban though
>>28159915
i have no fucking clue it just says it wont last forever. I cant change my interest to "r9k" anymore. God damn it.
>>28159911
>>28159915
They don't tell you how long you're banned for
>>28159895
my advice is to get a VPN. Works for me
>>28159932
i got banned a few days ago for no reason and 2 other anons said they got it recently as well. ??
>>28159938
i've tried all the ones on the chrome app store (free) and none will let me connect to the server
>>28159885
Hey cutie 3.1416
>>28159938
no chance im getting a vpn just to talk to you guys, sorry
>>28159982
literally just send them a email and they will unbann you
>>28159521
Ayyyy I got that thing too, super butthurt when I said it wasn't convincing.
>>28160004
they took the email off the front page of the site
>>28159967
are you in the military Jackbrah?
>>28160085
yeah brah i think im the only jackbrah around honestly
You guys are all boring as fuck.
Stranger: There are people who like to wear diapers lol
Stranger: It's not a big deal
Stranger has disconnected.
>>28160231
>freindsless, sad KVs
>boring
geez what a revelation
>>28160239
I knew a guy in middle school who did that shit. One of my friends found a pic he put up on an adult-baby hugbox site (of him wearing a diaper) and it got sent to everyone. It was even posted here on 4chan by someone a few years later.
Hi Brett. Thank for the lulz.
You're nasty anon
>>28160318
here's his nasty face
how long do bans usually last? i was banned for no reason
>>28159895
>>28159895
Try resetting your IP, go to your router and just disconnect power wait then reconnect. It takes like 10 seconds for me, depends on your router some take up to an hour maybe longer. Good luck anon. :^)
>>28160323
I think they vary. Mine lasted for about a week, and i all did was chat with a naked dancing femanon
>>28160254
Well like 70% of the people don't even want to talk about how shitty their life is. I don't get it.
Had a very nice chat with another anon, I wish him luck on his situation, it will turn out for the best.
>>28160379
let's see those nudes, post them bro. time to fap to this roastie slut.
>>28160322
dubs of shame
>>28160322
heres to me blackboxing for the rest of my life
>>28159521
nice person, wish would shave pits tho
>>28160474
What? Def not that uggo you posted. Post more of that body though.
>>28160474
You know that's cp
>>28160474
Your thighs with the cuts interest me more
also should i go on omegle? im shy as fuck
>>28160510
it's not
oregano
>>28160510
thats one way to get it deleted i guess
>>28160474
nice, nice. show more.
>>28160533
That pic has been being posted way before February 27th
>>28160474
>cut thighs
kek
>>28160510
speaking of which the cheese pizza tag is fuckin wild
>>28160568
s2r
>>28160610
you first fampai
>>28158333
shy-anon is pretty great yeah
>>28160757
real shy guy hours
hey, anon, quit clownin' around!
>>28160757
which one is shy anon?
>>28160794
where is she from tho?
>>28160794
reee she always skips me!
>>28160794
she breaks my heart everyday godamnit
He's on guys
someone use manycam to make themselves a fake femanon, bait him into showing dick, then post
>>28160846
did that a long time ago my man
>>28160794
she skipped me too
>>28160881
>>28160818
>>28160794
she skips everyone
>>28160868
hmm...
where's the face?
>>28160905
she didnt skip me. she's showing off for me right now.. ; )
>>28160905
why she on
>>28160846
i got the guy but he skipped me
he was laughing by himself
so i lost my shit
>>28160318
>>28160868
its even smaller than mine
>>28160807
ask her
she's online
>>28160933
les originales des commentes
>>28160979
I meant within the same image.
Also what's that blue thing on the head?
German touhou/idol anon, I miss you ;_;
>>28160979
he's just such a nasty human being
>>28160794
she just told me to fuck up cause i was showing her my jawline cause i chew gum like a mawfka
at first shit was cool but she called me chad and left
no i got this bleach
and i aint doing laundry
>>28160979
why would someone show their soggy, inverted cock to someone
>>28160999
le original de commente
>>28161067
How's that answer any of what I said you fucking troglodyte?
some weirdo who wanted to be capped.
>>28159483
Maggie? That you? YOur friend is hot!
>>28161086
Iiterally u rn
>>28161101
i almost made her laugh
>>28161120
i showed her my peen and shhe hated it ;-;
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
YOU UP SENPAI?????
Stranger 2: m17
Stranger 2 has disconnected
>8-bit rain girl gif anon disconnected
its not like i wanted someone to relate to or anything..
>>28161120
>tfw i know her name
>>28161093
i love you gold
>>28161185
aww anon
i almost feel bad
>>28161218
i dont almost feel bad
i do
>>28161185
i-i shared to much of my insecurities with you ;_; that scares m e
>>28161198
so do i anon. you're not special ;)
It's not working
>>28161245
I'll keep you company anon
lets share our shame.. put a tag on omegle and i'll talk to you
