What do y'all think is the best form of suicide? My personal opinion is heroin overdose. Everyone whose been saved from one says that it felt warm and cozy while they were losing conciousness. Why try anything else?
>>28155074
Double gunshot + capsule poison + exposure/drowning/hanging (your choice dep. on how you want to be found).
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>>28155074
Head on train tracks
>>28155102
You don't think that drowning or hanging would be too painful? Both of those sound like they would hurt, anon.
Strapping a bunch of sausages to a vest and screaming ALOHA SNACKBAR near a police station.
Jumping from the roof of a building
Who /final solution/ here?
>>28155102
>double gunshot
one in each hand then?
>>28155136
The gunshots will obviously make you lose consciousness, then the long-term method will do its part.
>>28155136
Yeah retard, but if you're conked out from meds and you've shot your brains out, you might not feel it.
>>28155145
Yes. It's possible, I once found a case study.
you only need like 10lbs of pressure on your neck to compress your carotid artery, which will make you lose consciousness very quickly (5-15 seconds) and die within minutes
get some textbooks, put them in a backpack, then find a way to hang the backpack from your neck so the weight of the books is pulling at your neck
you'll need ~5 books but it'll work
it also won't really hurt because you'll still be able to breathe
>>28155229
>you'll need ~5 books
This made me laugh for some reason.
Well say I want to be a nice person, and donate my organs for people who want to live. My current plan is just calling 911 and then gunshot to the head. And you won't be able to pussy out or else life will just get worse.
>>28155229
You could also use a belt or rope to hang yourself from a doorknob, you die for the same reason . Didn't robin do that,?
>>28155275
>My current plan is just calling 911 and then gunshot to the head.
I honestly doubt this will work. I think when you'll look at the gun, you'll just reckon that sincerely apologizing to the police today and thinking of a better method tomorrow isn't that bad.
>>28155170
found this plus I'm still going out by hanging
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_gunshot_suicide
>travel days in the wilderness
>finally place will be a great tree where I will stay until I'm, if ever found
>>28155306
I think his point was that unlike rope or a belt, backpack straps are soft.
>>28155275
i wouldn't risk having the paramedics there that soon after shooting yourself
if you didn't hit a good spot, they might be able to keep you alive
unless you have a shotgun
then proceed
>>28155319
yeah, if you have any sort of attachment to or empathy towards other people you won't be able to effectively kill yourself
>>28155415
It doesn't matter when ur ded fampai, "the end of conciousness is the end of the known world".
>>28155275
That's a good idea because if you pussy out your life will suck shit
you cant die if youre already dead
>>28155462
>It doesn't matter when ur ded fampai
Sadly, this awareness is hardly enough to make people do it.
>>28155352
>ropes and belts can't be softened by wrapping soft things around them
>>28155462
The point is that having attachment or empathy makes you more likely to fuck your an heroing up by doing stupid things like calling the police.
I help save someone from suicide once and after feeling like kill myself I wonder if I stop her from making the only choice that matters.
>>28155539
I know they can. I would buy a cloth myself last time I considered this method. I was just explaining >>28155229's odd choice of item.
when u die ure ded
Bumping cuz I still don't think that anything beats heroin
Overdosing on fedoras is the way to go
>>28155074
I think I'm going to give hanging a try
Any advice or objections to this? Will I shit myself?
>>28156158
Long drop takes beating fear of heights, short drop is painful, suspension is hard to maintain as you notice you lose consciousness. I imagine you always shit yourself after death; I imagine diapers are basic courtesy.
So far I would consider helium or heroin. Drowning probably sucks, hanging is clearly painful as fuck, starvation\dehydration are probably unpleasent. Maybe the old car exhaust fumes method would be alright. It'll probably be that or helium for me.
>>28156447
Helium? More like kill-ium.
>>28156280
>courtesy
gtfo
>>28156492
We are in the middle of discussion how best to do just that.
>>28156477
Aha. Nice dubs
I got saved from an opiate overdose.
If I wasn't revived, I never would have even known I was about to die before I did, not for a single second.
I agree with you OP, not heroin though, go for something more potent like furanyl fentanyl (what I nearly died on)
You can kill yourself with 10mg. You wont even know you're fading out.
>>28156447
>the old car exhaust fumes method
That hasn't worked in decades. You'd need to find a car without a catalytic converter.
>>28156553
Somewhat related:
Dangerous Designer Drug W-18 Is 100 Times More Potent Than Fentanyl, And It's Now Widely Available
http://www.medicaldaily.com/w-18-fentanyl-street-drugs-designer-drugs-383323
I am very curious about this as a suicide method.
>>28156158
It hurts like hell if your neck doesn't break, find a high place and jump from there. You'll shit yourself and it won't be pretty. And buy good rope, I used some rope I found in my shed and it fucking snapped.
>too much of a failure to kill yourself
I'll just jump off a building
Dear S-Tod. Please don't kill yourself. Just be happy. I'm sorry I can't be there for you. Every time I make a healthy decision I think of you and that I'm doing it for you, I just think I'm sending that energy and choice to be happy and live out to you. I'll keep doing this even if you die, even harder then I will live for us. Just make the choice to be happy and calm. I believe in you.
>>28156280
>>28156740
If I wait a couple days and starve myself, will I not have anything to shit out?
Whats the deal with the whole shitting yourself after death thing? Why have never heard of it as anything more than a myth? It makes sense with all the muscles loosening after death, but with death being the biggest part of the human condition and therefore the biggest part of human history, you'd think it'd have some serious historical significance. Like, how come I've never heard about it happening anywhere or no record of it happening? With all the fucking death in history, have people really just not liked to talk about it for thousands of years? Like were battlefields covered in shit and stuff?
>>28157219
>Like were battlefields covered in shit and stuff?
Never thought about it either, but I think it's a pretty safe assumption that expressions like 'foul stench of death' partly referred to shit.
>>28156753
>tumblr
>don't kill urself it gets better
oh fuck off, we WANT to die. It's the only important choice we'll ever get in our lives, fuck off and lets us truly go out how we would have wanted to go. I'm not even so sad anymore as i am mad at this whole universe.
>>28157219
it's a meme for people with big shits
only fat people do it desu
Mix any opioids with a handful of benzos and you are done. No pain, nothing that could go wrong, just eternal sleep.
>want to kill myself and donate my body to med uni, I've got a helium tank and a nice rope just in case too
>started working out everyday because I want to look good when some qt med student gets to cut me
literally can't make this shit up
>>28156583
shit really that method has been my backup plan this whole time ffs
