Who /mischief/ here?
>mum asks me to get her a cold glass of water
>get her water from the tap that isn't even cold
>"have a nice day!"
>have bad day instead
>teacher told me i was smart and would grow up to be successful
>cultivate anti-intellectualism and resign to being a professional failure instead
>>28154540
I used to be the biggest mischief master
>Be 13 (2006-2007)
> Start catfishing before it became a thing
> Sign up for adult dating website
> Trick a few grown women into sending me nudes by pretending to be 10/10 Chad
Pic related is one of them. Didn't save any others because I'm a moralfag
>eat candy bar in dressing room
>>28154700
How much work do you have to put in to get any results? I would get too bored. I mean, what do you have to talk about with them?
>>28154750
>work retail
>put candy bar in my pocket
>go to the bathroom for a 40-mintue "shit" whilst eating candy
>flush the wrapper when I'm done
>>28154540
>get someone drink
>backwash it when they can't see me
>parents invest time, love & effort
>take drugs, waste potential
>blame them
>keking at restaurant
>man asks for a couple ice cubes
>give him 3
>Learn to play guitar
>Teach myself because teacher sucked
>Parents say to try and get famous
>Try to inspire me
>Sell my guitars
>Never play guitar again
>walk in bank
>hand bank teller a note
>he gives me the cash
>kill him anyway
>>28154801
I pretended to be this guy. Looking back on it I'm wondering how the fuck it even worked. How did they not know it was fake right away?
>>28154540
steal from wholefoods hot bar
Water from the tap is colder than room temperature unless you live in africa or some shit
>>28155025
he looks short.
Isn't this frog meme from tumblr?
>>28154700
>>28155025
Why does the idea of doing this turn me on so much? why'd you save a picture for ants?
>>28154801
>work in lp
>tell managers and lp manager to come and look at you eating candy while shitting for an hour
Thanks for all those laughs
>go into the National Association for Retarded Children
>pledge to support them
>get an ID
>randomly try to use it
>not retarded
stupid normies don't know I'm mentally stable
>>28155304
>mentally stable
no youre not
>>28155061
>>>/out/
Now
Don't come back until you think about what you have said
>be me, 15 years old
>January 1998
>got copy of WCW/NWO World Tour for christmas
>also pot head
>school has a student lounge thing for kids who have anxiety or kids who need help with math and science
>they have a smallish tv and an N64 hooked up, 4 controllers and a few games
>these are for more messed up kids like really bad anxiety and even a few aspies
>it has a door which its lock is inside the tv room (bad decision)
>also has a window which you can open for fresh air
>We live in Northern Alabama so it doesn't get too cold in the winter
>it's the first day back from winter break and i had been playing the game non stop since christmas so i was bummed out
>decided to take the game to school with me and just play it in there at lunch
>staff would let "normals" in to hangout or play videogames
Continue?
>friend applies to jobs and lists me as a reference
>i'm jealous that he has a degree and is getting better jobs than me so I lie when they call and say he has a drug problem
>convinced senile grandma to take out a second mortgage on her house and deposit $160,000 into my bank account
>no questions were asked since she is mentally gone
>>28155235
Jokes on you, I smeared poopoo on the bathroom cameras.
>>28155749
If these are true, then you are truly a piece of shit who definitely needs to die.
>>28155615
Yes. Please continue familam.
>guy asks me how im doing
>say fine
jokes on him i have crippling depression
>parents tell me to write a resume and apply for a job tomorrow morning
>browse 4chan for 10 hours instead
>i hid the cartidge in backpack and went to school
>day went by very slow and I thought lunch block would never come
>run over to the tv room, just i was about to reach the room, vice principal calls me to his office over the moniter
>go into the office, he tells me to take a seat
>tells me i'm not in trouble but that he has bad news
>my mom got into a car accident on her way to the store
>it was really gruesome. She, was pronounced dead when the police investigated the crash.
>i'm shaking, my tears are flowing down my face. The VP just hugs me and tells me that i'm excused from homework and classes for the next few weeks
>he tells me that i can go home now
>tfw i was looking forward to kicking everyone out of the tv room, locking the door, opening up the window and smoking a joint while playing wrestling games, but instead i got the worst news of my life
>I pinpoint this as the moment my life spiraled into becoming a NEET
>I loved my mom so much
>i dropped out a year later and I never watched wrestling or played that game ever again because it reminds me if that day.
>>28156309
That went in a way different direction, I'm sorry anon, if it means anything.
>>28156203
>anon it says here you have extensive experience with 'shitposting'
>can you explain why that's a skill we would want at McDonalds?
>>28156309
Wow man...
That sucks really bad. I can only imagine the dread.
>>28156309
I didn't come here for these feels
