>"Shh, listen! Gosh, did you hear that thunder! Hey quick Anon, turn off the light and get under the blanket with me! Do you mind if we leave the curtains open so I can see the lightning? I always feel so cozy lying in bed when the weather's like this. I hope you don't mind if I get a little jumpy..."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oppLGKEbHE ]
>"But, like, what do you? I mean how can you be by yourself all the time? Don't you get lonely sometimes? Sorry if I'm being intrusive or anything, I just find it hard to imagine spending all my time alone. Hey, listen. Can I give you my number? I don't want to be annoying or anything but if you ever want to hang out with me then just call or text me, okay? I feel like there's a lot to you Anon, and I'd really appreciate the chance to be the person who gets to know you."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnS6S3rX8BQ ]
>"I love you. Sleep tight okay, have good dreams. I want you to dream about a really pretty hot spring, in a cave, filled with glowing mushrooms. And there's little purple crystals all around poking up from the floor, and making the water glow. And then, tomorrow, we can find a place like that for real. Okay? I'll even get up early and make us a picnic lunch. We can take the train up to the mountains, and it'll be great. So... rest up. Good night."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smv7TGZK1ok ]
>"Anon you have to trust me when I say I enjoy being around you. Look I can tell you find it way easier to just push people out of your life and act like you don't need anybody than to show them what you're really like and to risk being hurt in the same way you've been hurt before. I accept that about you, and one of the reasons I like you so much is that I totally relate to not wanting to be hurt any more in life by people who are supposed to care for you. I wish you'd just believe me Anon. Just believe me when I say that I care a lot about you and that I've felt happier in these past few weeks with you than I have for a long time."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGB8meDWQeQ ]
wat the fuck mane I don't need to feel shittier
>>28152808
You pitiful coward you are not invited to my house to play co-op Contra 3 any more
Begone
>"Gosh your hands are freezing Anon! Here, put them between my hands and I'll have them warm in no time! Hey thanks for today Anon, I know it probably sounds silly but I really feel like I'm getting to know somebody I'm going to care about for a long long time. Thanks for letting down your guard for me Anon, even just a little. It means a lot to share things with you and for you to share things with me too."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZMxUgI8pcQ ]
You nigger you know everybody here is pretending to like their gf if they even have one
>bottom line is you are a god damn nigger
Fuck you
>"No, hey, it's ok Anon. We can take things slowly, I don't mind. I mean that's really what I wanted, I just didn't want you to get bored of me or anything. Seriously Anon I want to make something of this, so there's no need to rush! As long as we get to spend time together I'm happy!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BciOfJsqh7M ]
>>28152842
OP, this hurts more than anything.
>"Anon, honestly I'm flattered that you feel that way. I think we make a great team, you and I. It's us against the world! I've never had a better partner than you."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nGLqXZ-f70 ]
>"So, like, what are you doing with your life? I hate to be intrusive or rude or anything but it seems like you're just waiting around for something to change. I mean you obviously aren't happy with the things are going yet you aren't making any effort to change. I can understand why you'd do that if you were like fourteen or something but don't you realize nobody is going to help you except yourself? You can pity yourself as much as you want but to me you just seem kinda pathetic. How do you expect any girl to look at you and at the way you're living and view you as anything but a depressed, apathetic mediocre guy? No girl wants to be with a guy like that and for good reason."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-_oApLKTqg ]
>>28153019
>>28152808
>short hair blondes
My weakness, if their skin was paler my dick would ignite to the heavens
>"Anon can i tell you something? I really like you, and we're gotten so close to each other over the years.. I rarely share this about myself. but I was abused as a teenager. It was my uncle, and he hurt me. It changed everything about me, and I can't go a day without thinking about it. But... you. You've helped that. I love you so much anon. Thank you anon."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbGTzJcyjGI ]
>"Guess who! No peaking! Dang it, how did you guess? Hey, I just found out I have tomorrow off. If memory serves me well I think a certain Anon has the day off tomorrow too. If that's right I wonder if Anon would like to join me on a ride to the coast for a picnic and a day of fun and relaxation? Oh he would? Fantastic! I'll go blow the dust off my bathing suit then!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAzhrjGje70 ]
>"Hey, I had a great time today Anon. It was nice to finally get to know you, I still can't believe how long we've been talking. It feels like we haven't stopped all day! Oh. Why are you waiting at the gate? I thought you were going to walk me to my door? I mean I'd like to say goodbye properly if you wouldn't mind."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKOqDcpyB7o ]
>"I'm sorry for being upset today Anon. I didn't mean to scare you. I've just panicking a lot recently about where my life is heading. I'm just starting to have doubts about whether I'm ever going to achieve the things I've wanted to achieve. I know you always encourage me and tell me I'm good enough, and to be honest you're the only reason I still have faith in myself. Oh I love you so much Anon. Don't ever not be in my life, okay? Promise!? I don't know what I'd do without you, I just know that as long as I have you everything else comes second."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7x1lXVebfM ]
>"Hey Anon I'm kinda tired, I think I'll have an early night tonight. No no, I'm fine my head is just aching a little bit. If you're feeling sleepy too why don't you join me? We don't have to go to sleep right away, maybe we could just lie down and talk for a while? Great! Wait, you go get undressed I'm gonna fill up the hot water bottle!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKPkwpZqW_g ]
>"Doesn't it just. Just, like. Make you sad? Sad that we're going to die? Most likely die by ourselves when we're old and everything hurts. And then once we're dead, no one is going to remember. All the great ideas and crazy ingenious things that people get remembered for, are all gone. That there's nothing left to leave our names on. We're going to die alone and no one is going to even remember or care... Doesn't that make you sad anon... will you remember me...."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJBEVgnND6k ]
Is that all OP?
Keep going. Make me feel lonely and horny.
>"Wh-what, is wrong with you? Why do you obsess and obsess with something that you can't have? Why do you go after someone that will never, ever love you back? Someone you know that is just going to hurt you and hurt you. But, you still do it.... why."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YasRuLucsCo ]
>"Do you like these earmuffs anon? They're so comfy... Do i look cute anon? Really? I love you so much.... i'm going to get it =) "
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNskC47LuxA ]
>"Anon!!! You're up! I'm doing some dishes and making breakfast for you! Did you wake up from the smell of the bacon? It looks so yummy. And I made some eggs, and there's fresh orange juice too! Just want you to have a good start to your day anon!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbYCaASxYo0 ]
haha holy crap, why would you make yourself suffer like this.
>"Remember that song we used to listen to when we were just teenagers in middle school? You had that cheap stereo in your room, and I'd come over after school, and we'd lock ourselves in there listening to our favorite songs together. We'd lie on your bed and just stare up into the ceiling fan and think and talk out loud to each other. We used to talk about so much stupid shit. I loved it there... I miss you anon..."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUBYzpCNQ1I ]
>"Gosh, when was the last time we went swimming together? it must have been when we were 5 years old or something. It's been so long, time really does fly doesn't it. A-anon? aren't you coming in? The water is fine i swear!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHIyKUHeixQ ]
>>28153830
Real people don't talk like this and very rarely do real guys like women to talk to them like this
>>28153830
i want to die.
it's been a long night.
>>28153874
Holy fucking gold kek
>"Hey, anon! What am I doing? Oh, just taking care of these jabronis. Say, why don't you get out of those clothes and we'll show them who's boss of this gym?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koLPQRpEAVU ]
>>28153874
I didn't mean to upset you, anon. Perhaps I came across as rude. I apologize.
Don't beat yourself up over not having this, because no one does. No female talks to a guy like this, even if he's Chad.
I hope you feel better. I'm sorry again anon.
>>28153874
jesus, just breathe, it's gonna be ok
>>28153874
Plz just kill yoirself. Jump off the highest bridge.
these rp threads are gay as shit dude
>>28153874
>"So, like, what are you doing with your life? I hate to be intrusive or rude or anything but it seems like you're just waiting around for something to change. I mean you obviously aren't happy with the things are going yet you aren't making any effort to change. I can understand why you'd do that if you were like fourteen or something but don't you realize nobody is going to help you except yourself? You can pity yourself as much as you want but to me you just seem kinda pathetic. How do you expect any girl to look at you and at the way you're living and view you as anything but a depressed, apathetic mediocre guy? No girl wants to be with a guy like that and for good reason."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWAGN4vc3v0 ]
>girl talks talks like this to the average guy
>wow she's clingy as shit! I wish she would stop bothering me while I'm trying to vidya
Girl I dont know who the fuck you think you are, but you are surely not Neptune
>>28153839
Just looked up his girl - 'Mackenzie Aladjem'. She's 14, would still bang though.
I've just fallen out with a girl I used to love, she was a dear friend, my first kiss, but she's hurt me enough.
She used to playfully tease me when she was going home
"Anon, this could be the last time you say goodbye to me!"
Like we'd talk if there was a zombie apocolypse or something would happen.
I'd always reply
"Saying goodbye to you would never be a good thing, I promise I'll never say it"
Then we'd usually hug, smile and leave.
The last thing I said to her was goodbye.
>>28152808
This is fucking creepy as fuck. Like some horror movie.
Go on OP, post more of these, I want to be reminded of how lonely and depressed I am.
Please.
Why do you always put brackets around the youtube links?
WHY?
>>28154008
No girl would talk to anyone on here like that. Youre thinking of some normie who has a bunch oif female friends to pick from.
>"Oh hey anon I'm just doing my daily stretches, I'll be out in a sec and then I'm going to undress right here and you're going to lick my muddy pussy got it? Great! Hey listen I've been thinking about what you said earlier, and well... you're right, we absolutely have to secure an existence for ourselves and our children, fourteen eighty eight Mein Fuhrer, Heil Hitler Nachdem die Entscheidung zugunsten der von als zukunftigen Panzerkampfwagen V Panther gefallen war, trafen sich am 4. Juni 1942 in Nurnberg Vertreter der vier Werke, die fur die Endmontage der Fahrzeuge vorgesehen waren: Der Panzerkampfwagen V Panther (Sd.Kfz. 171) war ein deutscher mittlerer Kampfpanzer im Zweiten Weltkrieg."
[ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_9pWjwp9W7Q&feature
>>28153631
>>28153019
>>28152808
ah fuck
it's painful to look at her
>>28152808
stop this feel you shitter
>>28153331
Fuck I had totally forgotten about this angelic qt. Thanks for reminding me. I wish I had someone sick to protect.
>this thread
see you on the other side bros
GIRLS
DONT
TALK
LIKE
THIS
>>28152808
Could you make some with guy pics so I can fall asleep tonight pretending I might one day have a boyfriend I can cuddle with?
>implying a girl would ever say shit like this
Sorry to break your bubble, but you virgins are deluded as fuck.
>>28156869
>had a gf that said sappy shit like this all the time
>she still cheated on me
meme gender
>>28152991
D-D-Dont try to twist my words and give false meaning to my actions you w-whore!
>shhhh its okay now anon, I wont hurt you *hugs*
*sobs*
>>28157007
>meme gender
meme reply
>>28153991
Top depression
>>28157007
heres your original content
Man these girls sure have fucking shitty music taste.
WHO IS THIS JOHN SINGER?!?!?!?! I need to contact the living fuck out of her/him and pay them an ungodly sum of money. I'm in love, with them in a very non sexual way, i just need to find them. Help me
>>28157135
I don't get it, that was supposed to be a samefagging contest?
>>28153767
Fuck you. Fuck you. Goddamn it. I lost my girlfriend to lymphoma, and we used to do that. In middle and high school. I miss it all so much.
Fuck you.
>>28157135
So this is how it all began, we've come a long way from rudimentary spntaneous applied memetics in 2014 to post-post ironic memery and exposure to meme magic and its effects when concentrated in 2016
What a wild ride
>>28156933
>"I've had a horrible day anon. Sometimes I think about being all alone with all my nihilism eating away at me. While still I have some of those thoughts, I'm glad you're here to comfort me. I rarely ever show this side of me. Thank you for everything."
[https://youtube.com/watch?v=0RDq5PKcN5g]
>>28156933
>"FEMBOT PLEASE BE MY GF, LET ME LICK UR TOES PLEASE"
[ http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZEfYBjFZf5 ]
>>28152808
YOU BETTER RUN YOU BETTER TAKE COVER
>>28153057
sigh..oh emma. whyd you have to go and belittle yourself and spread your legs for some asian chad bf? all i ever asked was that you stay within the white race, but you couldnt could you? now i cant look at your sweet face anymore without feeling disgust, knowing that you are moaning his name and bouncing on his chink cock every single night. you are dead to me emma.
>open link
>expect a little japanese girl to talk to me
>instead get a dumb cunt speaking burger
Fuck you op
Goddamn it, makes me feel even worse about my terrible situation.
>>28158455
I don't understand your obession with that. It's not like you were going to fuck her anyways, why does race matter? Is being white the only "redeeming" quality about you?
whoever writes these must be a seriously sad individual.
>>28159265
At least they're helping some of us who appreciate what they're doing.
>>28159265
sad as in the emotion, or a very sad person meaning they are stupid.
>>28153249
GOLD
O
L
D
I can't take this thread.I probably wont even get the chance of even seeing a girl irl like this.
>>28159298
What are you doing with my pepe give it back
>>28159476
make me :^) catch me if u can
>>28153208
Lol bitch you deserved it for being a fucking sick roastie and a whore
>>28159534
dude, that's ashley, the sweetest girl in the world. dont say that
Not sure if anyone remembers me from a year or so ago now, just noticed that these threads are being posted pretty regularly and figured that anyone who likes this thread might like my little collection too.
>>28160140
I haven't added much to the collection in over a year now. Fewer threads to really collect from that I've seen.
>>28160183
Shit I'm bad at this
>>28160194
If anyone has that imgur album I made for the original thread that would be cool. Lost it in a reinstall.
>>28160222
Gonna dump a few more and then I'll be out unless someone is interested in getting more of these
why are all of these girls[?] white?
>>28160251
I haven't even looked through these in a while. Usually I feel really melancholy when I read them, but today it hurts a bit more
>>28160290
Raise your hand if you're a lonely sack of shit!
this will never happen to any of us
we're failures
>>28160337
Alright I'm done for now I think. Made myself sadder than I thought I would
>"Hey Anon, I heard you had a really bad day today, I'm really sorry about that. Hey, do you want to go out and grab something to eat? Maybe it'll cheer your gloomy face up a little! We can go to that place down the street if you like. Hey, can I hold your hands for a bit? Mine are like, really cold. Let's get going, cheer up Anon!"
no woman would ever say this.
women aren't people.
>>28152808
>>28153019
>>28152991
>>28152842
>>28152923
>>28153057
Humans don't talk like this
>>28152842
>>"But, like, what do you? I mean how can you be by yourself all the time? Don't you get lonely sometimes?"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zecFlGu0KG
>>28159575
ASHLEY Furniture store what
>>28159575
Ashley is the biggest whoore ever
Fite me
