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Midway through day 3 without consuming any water or food.

I just woke up from a nap, I barely slept last night but just instantly fell asleep this morning.
I feel funny all over, sort of like a tingling all through my body and I feel light-headed.
There's currently no hunger pains but my mouth is getting more dry every day.

Why are you not doing this?
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>>28151410
>Why are you not doing this?
Because I'm not a moron
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I need to finish this semester of college and I can't afford to not focus.
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Why are you sleeping?

Expend more energy.
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Also if this fails you realize you're giving yourself permanent brain damage, right?
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Jesus fucking Christ. Lighting yourself on fire is less of a painful suicide that is.
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>>28151410
>Why are you not doing this?
Why are you doing this, please respond, the curiosity is killing me.
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>>28151410
Why would you want to die a slow, agonizing death? Just put a bullet in your head.
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>>28151517
It's a very passive form of suicide. It doesn't feel like I'm dying, it doesn't require the balls of other methods, I just sit here and slowly drift off
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keep going anon keep us updated
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When dogs kill themselves this way first they travel into the wilderness as far as possible so no one will find them when they collapse from exhaustion to die.

Grow some balls and get off the internet before chemical changes convince you to drink water.
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>>28151551

That's because you're not actually dying yet, you cretin. When you start actually dying for real you'll be in a lot of pain and probably give up and drink water.
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>>28151604
I haven't been at peace like this for years. I can't see why I would want to drink water.

>>28151639
I'm dry retching currently.

I don't feel terrible but I feel like I'm dying.
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>>28151551

I think >>28151639 has a point desu
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>>28151410
Please don't kill yourself OP.
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>>28151410
I'm fascinated by what you're doing, OP. Please keep us posted with updates.
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>>28151410
You are retarded. Thats never going to work.

>>28151968
Fuck off, normalfag.
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this seems like the most painful and stupid way of dying 2bh
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Starving feels good but fuck being thirsty.
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Thanks for the update OP
Keep it up
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>>28151489
At least then he won't realize his life blows dicks.
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>>28151410
Jesus OP you got at least 3 more weeks and 5 of those days you will most likely be immobile

>thought about suicide myself
>mostly gonna do it by hanging
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your plan is pointless. Unless you make sure it's literely imposible to have access to any water you will reach a point when your body will force you to drink water whether you like it or not
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>>28151675
Op why not starve yourself instead ? Even though it may take longer
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I would imagine a lot of people actually commit suicide this way but it's listed as other causes or goes unregistered due to it being the choice of people in poorer countries or the homeless.
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>>28151675
Don't you literally go insane during dehydration? Don't all your organs slowly shut down?

I might be wrong but it doesn't sound like a method which doesn't "require balls".

It's still interesting though and I wish you luck, senpai.
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>>28152339
>>28152346
Why the fuck are you people even posting if you have NO IDEA what you're talking about?

Are you seriously trying to convince me with your mom-science bullshit?

People are so god damn stupid. My hatred of you fucking idiots is what motivates me.

>>28152369
Because that can take much longer
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>>28151410
your body will take over and your mind will break to your body... it's like trying to die by holding your breath...
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>>28152416
You should get high on something
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Drink salt-water, it will dehydrate your body faster.
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>>28152339

>28 days to thirst to death

Kek, a week tops is more likely.
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>>28152506
This is probably the only way you'll manage to kill yourself by dehydration.
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>>28152339
Actually he could die today
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From what I've heard death from fasting is a lot more comfortable than death from dehydration. After like a week you just stop being hungry.
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>>28151551
It takes 30+ days to die from starvation.

That's one month of suffering.
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>>28152506
It's more likely to cause me to vomit and suffer. I'd rather than just sit here and waste away peacefully. The most natural death.
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or you could just shoot yourself and end it all instantly you autistic weeb shitposter
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>>28152607
It stops being particularly painful. The human body is designed to die by starvation. It starts releasing a bunch of endorphin's as time goes on.
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OP, you realize that dehydration won't directly kill you, right? It'll likely be a painful heart attack as a result of mineral loss and autonomic dysfunction.
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>>28151410
Stop being a stupid dick.

Drink some water and go to bed.
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>>28152607
Soon I'll never have to deal with retards like you again. Never ever.

>>28152633
Buy a gun a email it to Australia then.

>>28152650
Chemicals that make the experience much more pleasant are most likely to be released.

Anyway, temporary pain for permanent satisfaction. It's a decent trad-off
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>>28152649

Why would humans evolve to die painlessly. Wouldn't that be counter-productive, from an evolutionary fitness standpoint?
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The only way I remotely see this working is if you somehow manage to meditate yourself in some sort of trance until you die.
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>>28152685
>Chemicals that make the experience much more pleasant are most likely to be released.

Adrenaline isn't pleasant you mong.
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>>28152685
You can avoid most of the pain if you just drink water and continue starving yourself.
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>>28152692
It's painful in the beginning to try to encourage you to survive, but there's a certain point of no return at which the body just accepts that you're done and makes you comfortable. Takes a week or two, but you get there eventually.
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>>28152685
How is your vision/hearing atm?
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>>28151675
>I can't see why I would want to drink water.

You WILL, dumbfuck. When you are dying for REAL, animalistic urges will seize control of you and you'll drink. And by then you'll have permanent brain damage. You really want to commit suicide? Go drink a long, cold glass of water, then shoot yourself.
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>OP's heart starts going haywire
>he's too pussy to go through with the arrhythmias day after day
>heart beats at 200bpm 24/7 due to inefficiencies from severe low blood volume

Here's a list of what you'll be in for, OP. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypovolemia#Stages_of_hypovolemic_shock
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>>28152766
I'm thinking he should take a shit ton of painkillers
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>>28151410
Why do you want to die? What are you 20? You haven't even lived yet.

Get some pussy on ya dick, play boi. Maybe some drugz too, a change in perspective is needed every now and then.
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>>28152732
That's just not true. Do you even know how evolution works? Biological functions like what you're talking about just cannot exist, period.
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death from hypovolemia is probably the worst thing I can think of

there's a reason why people trapped underground are found dead from suicide
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>>28152696
I'm going to take paracetamol and codeine for pain if it gets that bad.

Besides that I've never been at this level of peace before. It's funny seeing people talk about dehydration and starvation as if they've experienced it. Pain is but another emotion, it's not necessarily anything bad.

I've been bleeding my arms to try and distract myself whenever I feel like it.

>>28152747
My eyes were quite sore last night but now it's just a dull pain. Hearing is fine.

>>28152820
I'll never function well enough to have a conversation with a female, let alone 'get some pussy'
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>>28152863
>I'm going to take paracetamol and codeine for pain if it gets that bad.

It won't work because you won't actually be in pain, you'll just be in extreme discomfort. Anxiety is the major symptom. You're better off just getting enough of that to OD on.
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>>28152863
>I'll never function well enough to have a conversation with a female
Sex is overrated, drugs are better, inb4 normie
>Pain is but another emotion
No, pain is a sensation

When you start hallucinating, post about it if you would.
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Holy shit op you're the stupidest person I've encountered today and I just spent 10 minutes browsing normiebook.
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>>28151410
Drink some fucking water you tit.
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>>28152863
Prostitutes need love too.

Milfs are a pretty easy fuck, Yes you can get pussy. Look at all the ugly fuckers that get laid, what do they have in common?????


CONFIDENCE. And if you get rejected, move on, don't take it personally. It's like the lottery, more tickets you buy, better your chances! Take a chance.
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>>28152534
Jesus Christ please tell me you don't actually believe this. I went a week and a half without food or water due to medical reasons and I didn't even come close to dying, not even remotely close
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>>28152952
get the fuck out of here you self-righteous faggot. fuck off and let OP die if he wants to die.
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OP could only pull this off if he had some benzos and beta blockers.

If you're this adamant about your cause of death, then there's still time to get your hands on some.
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>>28152863
>literally killing yourself over pussy

I hate failed normies
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Keep us updated OP!
Until your hands stop working.
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>>28152952
>confidence
And either being complete normalfags or molding their personality to be complete normalfags

I don't want sex, I want to be able to have a happy relationship but it's not possible

>>28152930
I've got a bunch of Pristiq here too and can get a script for valium
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>>28151410
You're just giving yourself permanent damage

>shitty life
>add wrecked organs to the equation
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>>28152953
by any chance was extreme water retention your medical reason
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hahaha oh wow, if you have the willpower to resist drinking while severely dehydrated (you don't though) why not use determination for something that would benefit you.
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Just so you know op we all know this is just b8 and we are just playing along. We all know your still a faggot :)
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>>28152685
>emailing a gun

Guys, I think we're losing him!
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>>28152649
Who the fuck told you that you fucking idiot lmao
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>>28153015
Unless you're on heavy doses of metoprolol while blacking out on Xanax, dehydration won't be your cause of death.
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>>28153023
No it was a stomach virus that caused massive amounts of diareeah and vomiting. Basically my body rejected anything that I put in it for 12 days until the virus passed
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>>28152649
It starts releasing adrenaline *
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>>28153086
intredasting. was your heart rate high by the end of it?
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>>28153015
It is possible. Except you refuse to even give it a chance.

Life is as much about failure as it is success. But it's how we take defeat and keep getting back up.

Stand up OP, Give life a chance before you waste it. All the experiences you're giving up.

Life is a gift, less fortunate people are dying and would KILL to be in your position, and you're just gonna waste it??

Common, Get back up.
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>>28151410
>Why are you not doing this?

To be honest, sometimes I feel like the only reason I haven't killed myself yet is that I still have my dad and mom, brother and 2 sisters and they'd be completely devastated if I were gone. Fuck man, my half-brother killed himself about a year ago and my dad and mom were fucking miserable even though he was barely ever around.
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How long do you expect this to take?
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>>28151410

tell the truth is there a Graboid keeping you from drinking ?
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>>28151551
If you actually managed to pull it off I'd be impressed. It'd take some iron willpower
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I think I could pull off not eating, but drinking would be a different story.

Godspeed OP!
May your passing be calm and blissful.
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>>28153147
I hope you die an even more painful death than op will.
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Your heart wants water much more than you do, OP.
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>>28153230
So basically, dehydration combined with watching an anime dub.
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>>28153123
Sometimes it would. I was unable to do anything physical because I would feel like I was passing out so basically I just laid in bed the whole time
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>>28153147
Fuck off lmfao
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>>28153147
>Life is a gift
people like you are why OP is trying to kill himself
seriously, fuck you and your dogshit attitude, I wish you would kill yourself
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>>28153219
I like how I'm not the only one whos first thouht was tremors.
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>>28153230
>>28153286
>>28153294

Did I hit a nerve?? Sorry for spoiling your fun at OP's expense.

OP, don't listen to these fgts. Grab life by the fucking balls, atleast have some fun with it!
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>>28153279
That might've been because you didn't have enough blood to properly reach your brain
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>>28152953

It doesn't count if you're on a continuous infusion of normal saline. 3 days without water will kill most people. A fucking month is impossible.
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>>28151639
if he does that he will die for sure
if you go longer than a day or two without drinking water then drink more than a few ounces you will die from water poisoning because your body won't be able to handle it

same with food, if you go for longer than a week or so without eating then stuff yourself you will die
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>>28153365
the sad thing is that OP will die empty, the disgusting thing is that you are proposing he lives empty
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>>28153147
>life is a gift

There is a such thing as a bad gift, you know what you do with bad gifts? You return them, or throw them in the trash
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>>28152339
>>28152534
>>28152566
>>28152416
Dehydration can kill you in days.

Most people don't realize when they eat, they usually get some water with their food.
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>>28153412
Experiencing the vast sensations life has to offer is not "living empty"

We eventually do die, so why rush, enjoy the space inbetween is what I'm saying
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>>28153378
It's possible to survive a week without water if you stay supine at all times
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>>28152952

>Prostitutes need love too.

what the fuck am I reading.

also:

>robot literally killing himself by dehydration
>recommends confidence to pick up trash women

Just how normie can a person be?
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>>28151410
That's a fucking retarded way to kill yourself. I was severely dehydrated once, felt fucking terrible.

I mean, if you want to die so bad find a less painfully slow way
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>>28153457
Life is unique and vastly complex.

If you're upset with your surroundings, then change it.
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>>28153147

That's not a high horse, that's a fucking ferris wheel.
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>>28153464
He's enjoying something that very few people in developed countries will ever experience. Who are you to dictate what experiences he should prioritize?
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>>28151489
He probably already had brain damage judging from this thread.
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Has OP died?

pls answer if you're alive OP
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>>28153586
He's enjoying? By trying to die from dehydration??
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>>28151410
Dude,just jump off a tall building.This is one of the worst ways to die.Like seriously jump off a tall building.Dehydration is horrible.
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>>28153622
He's doing what he wants to do, and he's at peace.
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>>28153662
Intentionally trying to die isn't the judgement of a person at peace.

If it's so great, how come none of you guy's encouraging OP have done it?
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>>28153662
Not for long. Dehydration is probably one of the most painful ways to die.
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Who is /enjoying life while drinking nice, cold, refreshing glass of water/ here? I really like not dying!
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>>28153798
I've been dehydrated bad enough to end up in the hospital.

It is pretty horrible. It gets hard to breathe, you get splitting headaches, your muscles are all constantly sore, you have absolutely no energy or strength to the point where you lose bowel control, and your heart beats erratically. It is really horrible.
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>>28151410
because I'd literally rather slit my own throat than die of dehydration
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>>28153875
Same here, I was so dehydrated the nurse had to like stab me with that needle a thousand times before she could find my vein. I was so weak I couldn't even cry.

I was a little kid though so I don't remember it, but my mother recalls that it was very painful for me.

OP is a massive retard, I can't feel sorry for him.
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>>28151410
OP, I hope you get locked up in an insane asylum for your own good. You self-harming faggots are nuts.

Posting in a b8 thread.
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ganbatte ganbare
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>>28153952

I'm a good nurse. Anyone with sense would drill into bone to get in that way, especially with pediatric. Most nurses hate IO but EMTs like it. I've never done paramedic shit but they know a thing or two about getting a line going. Hospitals need to get with the program. I also think we should do more PICCs.
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>>28152607
Actually, you stop feeling hungry after the first 3 days. It's not that bad.
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>>28154061
When I was in, I ended up getting an IV in my neck because they had so much trouble getting a line in my arm.
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>>28154092
This. There's a reason why anorexia exists but not with water.

Not that anorexia is painless.
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>>28154061
I guess? I'm from Cyprus so I don't know how different shit is there
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>>28154120

>I'm from Cyprus

Oh wow, I grew up in Limassol, but I left around 2007. How has shit changed since then?
I wonder if there's still a pizza express on Kolonakiou..
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>>28154197
>>28154120
Rhodes > Cyprus
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>>28151410
How dark is your pee
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>>28153033
Because dying is the only 100% guaranteed result from this determination.

I've been determined to work out, but I still look like shit and am still week even after trying for a year as much as I can.

I've been determined to change my life and go to class, but I have no money to pay for more courses and can't handle working full time with classes.

If you're determined to die, you're going to die. There's no ifs and buts, nothing can go wrong inbetween.

If a man chooses death, death is an absolute certainty.
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>>28154304
you might be found comatose, be saved, and end up brain damaged but not dead.
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>>28154304
still weak* Add retardation to my issues
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>>28154328
Only if your method was a "cry for help" instead of actual suicide. A large fall flat on your skull, train tracks, shotgun/large caliber bullet through the head.

Or slit your wrists in the woods, overdose in the woods, etc.

It's easy to actually die if you're determined. Remains to be seen with OP
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>>28151410
Committing suicide via dehydration, why would you do stupid a stupid thi-
>anime reaction face
What a surprise.
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>>28154370
people have survived headshots, even with large calibers.

Simo Hayah got shot in the face by a 20mm cannon and lived.
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>>28152649
>The human body is designed to die by starvation. It starts releasing a bunch of endorphin's as time goes on

"no"
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>>28154445
Let's be honest here, those are actual anomalies. You don't go around shooting people in the head and treat it like punching someone in the face. Because there's a very very high chance they'd die from a gunshot. Sort of like there's a low chance they'd die from a punch in the head, which also happens but not often.
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>>28154120
No hard feelings?
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>>28154511
it still happens though. A headshot is not a guaranteed kill.
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>>28154445
unless you're terrifically stupid and unlucky the chances of it happening are pretty much zero
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Suicide by starvation sounds great to me. if you succeed, you die. If you fail, congrats, you lost tons of weight. It's win-win either way.
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>>28151410
You know its way faster, easyer, less painful and more passive to just sit without moving and whenever you feel a bit of pain pop a painkiller?
This is the way Russian kids always go, you can literally 4 Chan to death
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>>28152685
>Soon I'll never have to deal with retards like you again. Never ever.

>Buy a gun a

>email it to Australia then.

>Email a gun

>Soon I'll never have to deal with retards like you again. Never ever.
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>>28153531
> Just change the circumstances of which you have no control over!

I fucking hate people like you. The people who have blind hope thinking that things will be alright.
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>>28154561
>terrifically stupid and unlucky

Where do you think we are?
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>>28151410
My mouth hurts if I don't have water for a couple of hours I don't know how you can go days without it.
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>OP two days later.
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lmfao thats the perfect pic
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this isn't possible
eventually your body's needs will override your psyche's desires and you will enter survival autopilot
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>>28154552
I agree, but it's not often enough to be a genuine factor...it's more of a twist of fate scenario.
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>>28151410
This does not seem like a good method of doing that OP.
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>>28151410
Have fun pissing blood with a searing hot pain in your urethra senpai.
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sup OP


Look what I got
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Why wouldn't OP just go into the desert, it would have been over by now.
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>>28152778
>30-40% blood volume loss (1500-2000 mL)
>Marked tachypnea (increased rate of respiration) >30 respirations per minute
>Alteration in mental status (confusion, anxiety, agitation)
>Sweating with cool, pale skin
>Extreme tachycardia (>140) with weak pulse
>Absent capillary refill
>Survival is extremely unlikely

OP's in for a ride.
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OP will drink water as soon as the chest pains get too bad.

>b-b-but muh endorphins
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mmmm delicious, cold and nutritious
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>>28151410
3 days is not very long. There is no point to this. Come back in a week.
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look at this bitch shes all wet ready to be gulped down
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>>28156793
Also, OP. Drinking water does not stop endorphins from a longterm fasting.
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>>28156793
>>28156828
Have a drink of some water, and continue on your journey, 3 days is nothing to say anything about. You will be put on IV if you do not drink water.
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>OP passes out
>landlord calls 911 next week when the rent is due
>spends a painful month trying to recover from nutritional/electrolyte/fluid losses
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>>28156860
>spends the entire year paying off the surgery bills and forced state-mandatory psychiatric care
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>>28153464
>We eventually do die, so why rush, enjoy the space inbetween is what I'm saying

You are sentenced to forty years in prison. Each day you beaten and tortured. Ten years into your sentence the prison warden informs you that while your sentence is technically still active you are now free to leave the prison and will not be persecuted if you choose to do so. However he says that since you'll be released in thirty years anyway you may as well stay in the prison and continue being tortured so that you can see everything that the prison offers.

By your logic the prisoner should choose to remain in the prison. If life is a shitty experience why prolong it on the off chance it will miraculously get better?
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>>28151410
OP, don't waste your items. Give me your PC and money. I'll put it in good use. Or even send me your money through paypal.
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>wants to kill himself because he can't talk to women
>he probably thinks women are attention whores
>as he makes an attention whore tier thread about dying in a non-mainstream way

OP really is a fag
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>>28151410
We're trying to talk you out of this because it won't kill you. Not because we want you to live.

Pick another method, Einstein.
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>>28156896
>>28156860
Easy feates for the man who dehydrated to the point of passing out, then survived in an unconscious (and still water-less) state long enough to warrant a call to 911 regarding late rent.
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Didn't read whole thread because tl;dr but how do you feel OP??

Any pain?

Any significant mile stones being reached? e.g. "Oh man I thought I was gonna die yesterday, but this... THIS is death." Delirium? Physical deterioration?
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Don't let water cuck you anon. I will join you in Valhalla
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>>28156964
OP, pls respond. I am in need of cash. Since you won't need it anyway, be a good samaritan. pls.
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>>28156975
roastie gettin' toastie

haha
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DRINK SOME WATER OP
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>>28157777
OP here. Can't. I'm dead.

Nice quads btw
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Hypothermia is my poison. Somewhere remote. Somewhere nice. Away from people.

Godspeed OP.
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>>28151675
You fucking idiot you will run to a puddle once the real thirst kicks in, there is no willpower strong enough to endure that. At least make sure you drink warm water otherwise you will die a painful death
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>>28153048
Kek'd

OriginalLaughter
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Could you give me some advice for not eating? I would greatly appreciate it, it's my only pleasure in life.
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Don't do it dude... I know life is fucked up and weird and sucks and honestly I almost killed myself, but I'm so glad I didn't. Soon after that I met one of the best friends I've ever had, and I've saved the life of my best friend in the world. People are gonna miss you, whether you've met them or not yet. So please don't do it man. Just get a drink.
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>Dumb troll trying to convince suicidal robots that dehydration is the way to go

This is the laziest trolling I have seen in a long while
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>>28152952
you fucking nigger this guy has absolutely given up. He's killing himself by dehydration, he doesn't even have the willpower to drink water.
>prostitutes need love too
>Yes you can get pussy
>CONFIDENCE
You talk like a nigger, you seem to be as retarded as one as well
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>>28151410
dear god op no wonder why you re trying to kill yourself you re a retarded little bitch that doesnt think his suicide method enough, all you fucking need to do is go to a big building and jump off, it will be over in 5 seconds and you will surely die if you do it in an actual big building, instead this type of shit if anyone calls on you they can save you and you can end up worse than you where before .
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>>28152952
>CONFIDENCE
That shit doesn't even work on regular robots. This is not a good response to someone trying to kill themselves in a ridiculous way like this.
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Op won't work.
You'll get permanent brain damge
And lose hair for crash dieting.
Just jump from a high platform if u can't afford a gun
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>>28156928
What if the outside was just an empty void? Maybe the prison would get less shit eventually, but there's nothing once you leave.
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lol what the actual fuck.

I don't understand OPs logic. He would rather die by dehydration, which includes several days of excruciating pain than just kill himself via suspension hanging, which if done correctly inflicts no pain.

http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods
read this before choosing a retarded method.
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>>28151410
Realy anon? Realy? Are you stupid? Is this working?
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Keep us updated on your continued progress.
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>>28151410
Have fun, you fucking retard.
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Have you considered overdosing on herion? I assume that would be a good way to go
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>>28152863
Dude, just drink an entire bottle of codiene.
It'll be much better, trust me.
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>>28151410
i tried this a few times around highschool nothing really happened and i eventually just had a drink. this is a really dumb way to do it since you have so much time to back out
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>>28162379
This one. This one is a realy good option
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>>28152732

Do you have any fucking idea how evolution works at all?
Species have certain functions because it helps propagate said species. Dying is adverse to the propagation of the species so the brain makes it as horrific as possible to deter you from doing it.

A complex function that harms a species ability to propagate itself is literally fucking impossible.
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OP is trolling

He mentioned swallowing pills which is bullshit if you're dehydrated

Give us proof time stamped pics or GTFO
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>>28152607
Your heart can give out after a week
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>>28154092
your body has several modes.

First day without food is panic mode. The body panics because your food source is cut off, it aches for you letting you know it wants you to keep up the routine, its not used to not eating. Subject gets withdrawal symptoms.

2nd and third (maybe longer) days are the same sort of thing.

after you get over the initial withdrawal your body switches to forage mode. Your body needs food, it needs you to forage, but putting you in pain is no longer to your benefit so your body cuts it out and starts working on making you stronger. People who were sick before they stopped eating may feel like they are stronger and have more energy in this mode than when they were eating.
The constant stress eating has been putting on your digestive system is lessened and your digestive system and nerves get some rest. Your bodies elemination system gets a little rest and starts to work on the build up of toxins in your body. It goes into overdrive getting rid of the dead tissue and other toxic stuff in your body, releasing the stuff through your skin making you smell like shit etc. Your body starts to canibalize itself, starting with dead tissue, then fat and muscle. once there is low on fat and muscle (usualy around day 40+) then your body will start to panic and true hunger (a pain in your throat) will come and if you dont get food soon your body will start to eat your organs (not literally u retards) and they will stop working effectively.

fasting for 40 days should be fine. not drinking water is a horrible way to die though
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>>28162654
I mean, not really. Species can become infertile if they hybridise, which is about as far away from helpful for breeding as it comes. We also see (more in insects and other smaller animals that evolve quicker) that in a generation, they're going to have a fair bit of variety in their features, and some invariably end up being less suited to their environment.


The odds of the brain releasing chemicals to make it easier to die are unlikely, though the fugue that would come on eventually would have that effect, you lose the energy to actually care or realise that you're dying if you starve yourself long enough, but by that point, you'd need to be in ICU to survive it, and before that point, you're nearly insane with hunger.

Thirst is even worse, people will cut themselves open just to drink their own blood they get so frenzied, the body just wants to drink literally anything it can get its hands on to survive, it's not a logical choice. But once again, eventually you're just so fucked you don't have the ability to even move or think logically.
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>>28162933
oh but u can kill yourself if you fast for a long time then start eating heavy meals. ur suppose to start slow with like apple sauce or something for the first few days back on food.

That sort of idea was even in the bad of brothers series where the holohaox victims were denied bread right away because their bodies were too weak to digest lots of food so soon

Its the most important rule for fasting, most people that die from fasting do so because they tried eating a steak after 40 days of no food and their digestive system freaks out or something.
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>>28151410
This thread already has good reasons not to do this.
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m8s, OP mentioned he was from Australia. Maybe something bad has happened there and he has no access to water and is trying to keep a strong face for us.

Not even an Aussie could be this retarded, right?
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This thread is still up? It's been 12 hours.

Better question: is OP still alive, and/or conscious?
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