>be in therapy
>make a joke to therapist
>therapist doesn't laugh
>mfw
>>28150079
>be in therapy
>say something serious to therapist
>therapist laugh
>mfw
>be by myself
>think of a joke for me
>laugh
livin the dream
>>28150079
>start seeing new therapist
>it's a fucking woman
>ask for new therapist
>>28150155
>be in therapy
>admit to therapist that i have given up
>she starts crying
>mfw
>>28150189
Wtf. Did this really happen?
>>28150079
>never had therapy
>need therapy
True sadness fammies
>>28150079
> everyone joking around
> I take the joke too far and insult someone
Yep
>>28150186
I do this too, I'm the only one who understands my sophisticated humor involving the number 69
>therapist calls me sweet
>tells me to keep up with her outside of sessions for free, because she worries about me
>lets me bring my dog to sessions
>gave me a laptop
>>28150188
i did this once and my GP called me sexist.
pretty fucking ironic, Mr.Muslim man, I thought you would've loved it.
>>28150079
>be in therapy
>qt therapist
>she asks me about sex
>"why havent you lost your virginity anon? youre a good looking guy"
>am autistic
>have objectively low empathy
>have tried to be less of an asshole over the years but know I still am
>female psychologist writes letter to my school about my condition
>mentions that I'm kind and caring
>im not kind and caring
>>28150600
JUST LIKE IN MY ANIMES
did you fuck her anon? nah of course you didn't
>>28150582
>tfw no therapist mommy gf
Oh the pain, I want to know that feel.
>>28150732
Do you know of any anime with a therapist romance theme?
I also like VN's
>>28150079
>trying to be vaguely friendly and make jokes and such to normes
>they don't react
why the fuck do they do this, I know it's not comedy gold but ffs I'm just trying to make small talk and you're making me feel like a right knobhead
>>28150079
>be in therapy
>crack a knee-slapper
>no response
>turns out I'm not actually in therapy and I've been talking to a stain on my wall for the past 45 minutes
>be in therapy
>say "I don't see myself living past 35"
>she asks "What do you mean by that?"
BITCH ARE YOU DUMB?
>>28150732
Of course not. It was just really awkward for the rest of the session.
>>28150817
DPH is a hell of a drug
>be in therapy
>anon you've been just starting at my breasts for the past half hour
>mfw my therapist is like 65
>tfw have a therapist but she doesn't help in any way because all of my issues are sexual/emotionally connected to women, and I don't have the balls to say any of that out loud
>>28150593
>>28150188
Did the same thing when my therapist was black. My next one was a QT, told her about my porn addiction and it was fun.
>>28151052
NO. It's not fun at all to talk about your porn addiction.
"so you masturbate 4-5 times a day? don't you think that's a bit much?"
>>28151052
>black
lmao
I got an Israeli Jew once. He was a dick but he was one of the only doctors that picked up on my PTSD symptoms. He was useless as fuck at talking though, so no help.
He became psychologist but ran a gas station most of his life. My brother stole from him once years ago. Lmfao. We thought his family was Lebanese or Indians but turns out they were kikes.
>25 years old
>Seeing a psychiatrist who mostly deals with children
Just give me suicide pills pls. At least I get kicked off my parents' health insurance soon so I don't have to go anymore.
>yeah it hit me like a sledgehammer today probably laughs behind my back to her colleagues. I really thought she was the one. It's a horrible pill to swallow that you're only a paycheck to these people. And we truly are alone
>>28150189
already heard about that happening with women therapists, literally why would you go in a woman therapist
>>28150079
>going to therapists
You know they talk about you with their families all the time right?
They laugh at your stupid problems
That's why I would never go to a therapist, my problems are for me and me only
how do i tell my therapist i love her
shes a hot babe
>>28151216
Sure they do but unlike regular people they have leave names out of it.
And your story will be one out of many.
>be me on psychologist
>talking about something and he says
>you once talked something about killing black people in the street
>what?
>yes you did about shooting people and you didn't liked blacks
>no i didn't
>im sure you did
>>28151231
Just tell her, she has dealt with that before especially if she's hot
>tell therapist about the virgin age limit and why I can never have a relationship because of it
>she disagrees, telling me its all in my head
>I give her evidence, showing her stories from the internet I printed out
>she kicks me out
>>28151252
you should be locked up. im not a fan of niggers either but the fact you told you doctor about that shit means you're unstable and probably retarded.
>>28151306
>>I give her evidence, showing her stories from the internet I printed out
>>she kicks me out
typical fucking normie/roastie
>>28150079
>seeing a therapist
>hate going to sessions
>forced to go anyway
>lie about getting better so i don't have to go any more
>still depressed 18 months after stopping the therapy
>>28151324
but i didn't said that
>>28151342
why do you hate blacks anon
>>28150079
>talk to therapist about how disappointed i am in my academic career
>"you are only competing against yourself anon. remember that."
>i ask her how she got her job.
>she gets offended and doesnt understand what i meant at all
>whelp
>>28151306
Thanks for the keks, anon. How did that conversation play out when she kicked u out?
>>28151369
statistics, they are inferior but i don't hate them
>>28151414
>she
thats your problem
>>28151306
KEK
>>28151338
a man would not make that, even a normie
>>28151468
Inferior in what regard? Clearly they're not sexually inferior or physically. They can easily beat up white boiz and fuck their white wimmin easily. By Darwinian standards, they are superior. Hell, blacks will be just under 40% of the population in 70 or so years. Then what?
>>28151432
she said she was tired of me making excuses and didnt really want her help, just wanted to complain and told me to leave
>>28151505
>thats your problem
why are women such shit therapists? another one i had got offended when i said i might not be able to do the things we discussed in CBT because i am depressed
like wtf woman.
>>28151526
And meanwhile white people will be mixed with middle easterners and Asians and their "pure" population will be 2% of the world population. Who's superior? I vote the Semites. Semitic Muslims are taking over white countries, Semitic Jews have been pulling the strings on white politicians for the past couple centuries. So where's that superiority we always hear about?
>>28150847
What you said is a pretty bold and pessimistic statement. There must be a lot of reasons why you feel that way. That's what they're trying to make you aware of and how to think differently about these reasons.
>>28151526
>By Darwinian standards, they are superior.
So why the african countries are shit and people barely survive there, needing aid of other race(white) to make them survive? if not by whites, they would be still hunting with spears, and they statistically do much more crimes, and are much dumber.
>>28151580
Exactly. If you tell a therapist something like that they have inquire about it.
They can't read your mind.
>>28151555
What exactly does she think therapy is?
You could probably successfully sue her desu
>>28151643
Yeah, I know all that. But can you please explain to me why White people are going extinct, willingly mixing with Asians, blacks and Middle easterners and have allowed Jews to control their governments for the past 200 years?
I mean, for all that supposed intelligence and superiority, it's not something you'd expect, seeing them willingly throw away their bloodlines, culture and way of life. That doesn't seem like master race behavior to me.
But hey, I have standards.
>>28151670
A discussion. If anon just comes in to complain most therapists will end the treatment.
Unless they just want money.
>>28151691
>therapists
>ever NOT wanting money
She just wasn't intelligent enough to come up with more bullshit so she could get away with his shekels, so she put all the responsibility on him.
>>28151750
Most therapists got tons of patients. they can pick and choose.
they dont need to go full kike
>>28151688
Because whites are not animals, they are humans, while non whites like blacks and arabs still behave like animals, that's why they are ''sucessful'' in a animal view.
>I mean, for all that supposed intelligence and superiority, it's not something you'd expect, seeing them willingly throw away their bloodlines, culture and way of life.
we are teached since babies that everyone is equal, on tv and movies all the couples are interracial, we are teached to do that, and there's also the fear of being called nazi since ww2 ended. Today is like ''you don't like immigrants? so you are hitler'' and this is why the refugee crysis is happening, that's jews fault. this don't happen in eastern europe and russia at all where there are no jews there controlling the media, and they are white too. The future of the white race is in eastern europe, the western world is doomed. Another example that this happened was the neanderthals, they were cool,invented and teached us things, and didn't breed like rabbits, guess what, we outbreed them and mixed with them until they disappeared, the same thing is happening now with whites in western civilization.
>>28151103
Mine wasn't about masturbating but just watching and looking at pictures for hours on end, plus collecting. I wasn't ashamed and I enjoyed talking to a qt about porn.
>>28151875
I was very ashamed. I didn't want to talk to her about how I got about 900GB of interracial porn.
Like get off my back lady. I'll talk some more about my dad since you seem so fucking interested in that.
Would feel weird talking to a male therapist desu. Would just make me feel bad about being an inferior male and feel like I'm being judged all the time.
>>28151414
She knew unconsciously that she was actually a shit therapist
>>28152198
It's not great. I just feel like I am being scolded by my dad.
>>28152750
My therapist is around my age, and I suspect that he's gay. It makes it comfier because there's no sense inferiority in terms of masculinity. Plus, he's an intern, so therapy, in this case, is more of a learning process for him as oppose to a cash grab, which makes it seem like he is genuinely more interested in helping me out.
>open laptop to show my therapist something
>/pol/ is open
>this pic is on the page
>haha whats that anon, are you in a couple?
>ohhh uhhhh nothing... you know... 4chan... heh heh... you wouldn't understand
>what's 4chan?
>therapist now thinks i'm closeted as fuck and treats me as such
fuck me
>>28152859
Shit I had a 60 year old Freud looking motherfucker. I thought he would call me a little bitch and threaten me with a belt if I opened up to him.
>>28150189
>try to comfort her
>"...it's not that bad"
>>28150079
>be in therapy
>tell a joke
>therapist dosent laugh
>therapist takes me seriously
>rest of the session is me trying to explain my autistic humor and that it was just a joke
>>28152927
>ever being in a situation where someone could potentially see you on this shithole
you deserve it, you are a huge dumbass
>>28153255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ5gAbXOOdQDoes /r9k/ like Monkey Dust
>go to therapist
>tell her I'm a lunatic and that any minute I'll drop my piss jugs like bombs
>do battle cry
>she gives me weird look
>try to laugh it off
>have to take psychiatrist now
>go to psych
>tell her what she wants to hear
"Wow, idk why you're here anon, you seem like a really stable guy"
/DEVILISH/
>>28150079
>talking to therapist about my insecurities
>"are you insecure about your cock anon?"
>".....yeah i dont want girls to see me naked"
>"most guys are. dont worry about it. :^)"
>she proceeds to smile and laugh like a fucking retard
>talk to therapist about my hunting and gun collection
>"so anon, what do you like about guns? Do they make you feel powerful?"
>"N-no I just like the history behind them..."
>spill spaghetti going into the history of mosin and sks
>mfw that awkward ass moment
Thank fuck my actual psychiatrist is conservative
>>28154147
>talking about joining the military with a female therapist
>"you sure thats a good idea anon? violence is wrong"
>talk with male therapist
>"join the military. it will be good for you"
> go to see psychiatrist
> "So how do you feel about leaving the program"
> pretty speechless as this was sudden
> "well I'm pretty scared to get back up as something will just knock me down again"
> she just tells me I need to cope better
>>28151252
when I went to the hospital for wanting to kill myself I was really drunk and told him I wanted to take a gun into a place and kill a bunch of people and laughed.
>tfw therapy sessions are comfy as fuck and we have a good relationship and laugh all the time
What is a therapy session even like? Would someone literally incapable of carrying a conversation benefit?
>>28150189
>>28153287
If it's true she was crying because she feels she has failed because he doesn't have the belief that she can help him which would upset most therapists.
>>28150079
>you know where I think all my pain and suffering comes from?
>niggers
>it was just a joke bro
>>28150189
Id probably burst out laughing at herI need therapy
>>28154719
It depends on a lot of factors. Some therapists will be completely silent in order to allow you some space to pour out whatever is bugging you. If that's something you don't want to do, then you can let them know and they'll start dictating the conversation. It's pretty comfy desu. I see a therapist for GAD and it feels so good to talk to someone about it--especially since my therapist is able to relate. I get sad when the session is over tbqh.
>>28154305
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>>28151526
>Darwinian standards
of course, the white man select the strongest and best slaves and made them mate, the blacks in america are the best thing the race has to offer. blacks are literally nothing without whites
>>28153782
that is kind hot anon
>be me in college town
>working shit phone job
>high stress job, little pay, unresolved truamatic history... normal stuff
>I'm breaking down and know I need some help
>find clinic on the college campus where students practice
>It's cheap so Idgaf... better than nothing, right?
>meet young professional chad
>I'm 10 years older than him
>I'm certain I'm his first ever patient
>try with him anyways
>a couple appointments in he asks if I followed through with an idea I had to read books to old folks in retirement homes
>I'm becoming a shutin at this point and anxiety through the rough
>only leave the house now for this appointment and grocieries
>tell him no I haven't
>"Well, I don't know how to help you then."
>...neither do I, that's why I'm here...
He apologized next session as his professor probably watched the tape and told him you can't say that as it tells the patient they have no need to return. It was harder to try to trust him after that.
All in all I still think it was better going to that newb than not going to anyone.
>>28153255
My best therapist was an old dude. He was able to give me a mixture of "toughen up you pussy" "No matter how bad it hurts you won't break so try harder and ignore that fear" and "You are not less of a man. It's alright."
He was great and what I would assume is Dadmode. I wasn't in the right frame of mind to be open to him at that time but a few years later I used a lot of his teachings.
