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Would you take $10 million if in exchange you had to have a micropenis?
yes because i already have one
>>28148731
10 million to be myself??? Fucking deal
Yeah. I'll be set for life with 10 million.
>>28148731
Yes, because let's be honest, I'm never getting laid anyways, so why not take $10 million for it. Even if I miraculously get laid once or twice in my life, it's not worth the $10 million
>>28148748
This
10 millions free dollars for being me.
No
Even if you were a multimillionaire, having a micropenis would suck (even though I don't really use the big one I already have)
>>28148731
>take money
>become tranny
>live life as rich tranny
>>28148731
finally, the "just beeeeee urself" meme is paying off!
>>28148731
That sounds perfect. With that amount of money, I can easily get a pornstar tranny gf with a massive dong to laugh at the fact that a girl has a much bigger wiener than me.
i could probably get a first class pennis operation for 1mil so yeah
>Get money
>Get penis enlargement surgery
>Problems solved
>>28148731
I'm an asexual snowflake anyway, so absolutely yes.
>>28148731
does this whore have a name?
>>28148872
>>28148928
>the surgical penis machine is on the fritz and accidentally gets stuck on "SRS" when it should have been set to "enlarge"
Wait a minute, does EVERYONE on /r9k/ have a tiny penis?
>>28148731
probably for 10 mil
wouldn't for much less though, 1 mil certainly isn't worth the torment. needs to be "never work again if you spend this sensibly" money
>>28148731
No, because I can already earn $10 million
>>28149064
why do you think we're here.
this comment is completely original
For $10 mil you could just get a sex change operation and still have a shitload of money. problem solved!
I'm not ever going to lose my virginity anyway, so I would take the deal.
>>28148731
You can now attach dead guy's dick to your body. I'll find a nigger who just got shot and use his.
the only thing im proud of is my slightly above avarage dick
no money can take that away from me
yeah and get penis enlargement surgery
>>28148731
Yes.
If you are some sort of internet genie please wire the money to my account and shrink my weenie immediately.
>>28149064
not me, just never will get to use it for anything but masturbation and pissing because i have an autistic brain
Snap call.
>>28148731
You would have to be mentally ill not to.
>>28148731
Yea with that much money I can just buy a huge penis for myself anyways.
>>28149400
To not say yes or no?
Life with a micropenis (a dick less than 2.75") would destroy any possibility of you ever having a sex life.
>>28149487
To not say yes. Having cash > Having a decent-sized dick, through the eyes of women.
>>28148731
Fuck yes. I'd have my penis surgically removed for that kind of money.
That's more money than I'll ever make in my entire life. Plus I don't really need my dick for anything.
>>28148731
Yea I think micropenis is akin to clit and I always wanted feel like girl of course; I don't care about $10 million.
>>28149064
7"x5.5". It alright.
24 year old KHV though. I'd probably take the 10 million and become a tranny since i'm not using this dick anyways.
>>28148731
yeee boi
i can buy dick enlargement surgery and hoes with all that cash
>>28148731
Any more pics of thick qts showing cleavage?
>>28149083
>1 mil
>not "never work again if you spend this sensibly" money
It's easy to live on about 20k/yr if you're alone and sensible. You seriously planning on living for more than another 50 years? Not to mention the fact that you could probably hire a jew to keep the majority of your money in stocks/bonds/whatever is the new scam, so you can splurge every once in a while when the market's up and giving you extra money.
>>28148731
where's my ten millions dollars, then.
No, no I wouldn't. Probably not for any amount of money
>>28148872
>pennis operation for 1mil
>get 1 mil and a micro penis
>spend that 1 mil on enlarging your penis
>???
>>28148731
yeah already got one
nothing changed.
if i didnt i still would do it, i like my hobbies.
>>28149487
It's not like i have any possibility of having a sex life in my current situation anyway
>>28150144
the OP said 10 million retard
>>28148731
of course. it seems to me that you stop caring about the seize of your penis when you've got 10 mil
I'd take 10 million for complete castration. Hell, I'd take 10 million if disfigured me so bad I'd be one of those ugly mutants that people post on facebook saying 'so beautiful' on. With that kind of money I don't have to ever touch society again, I can just live in a closet and be the shut in I've always dreamed of being.
>>28150500
This, acting like not having sex is a problem.
Hell with 10 million you can hire girls to suck your dick 24/7
Tbqh I would pay someone to remove my balls. Getting a micropenis would be no problem for me
>>28148731
What's considered a micropenis?
Like 3-4 inches erect? Or like 1-2 inches erect?
yes, then i'd buy myself a cool negro penis
>pic related
then i too can fuck all the white sluts
I'd take that for $10,000
I think 5,000 is the lowest I'd go
as long as jerking off still feels good who cares
>>28150144
Holy shit you're retarded, you belong here
>>28148731
Yes I would.
Where can I make this deal?
>>28151318
Would have to say 1-2. 3-4 is small but definitely not micro.
