>can you stop staring at my tits anon?
How do you respond?
>>28147648
Tell your tits to stop staring at me.
No. Not done yet.
>>28147648
What tits? Where?
>>28147648
I apologize. How immature of me.
>>28147648
" I was actually staring at the bug in your soup wondering how long it was going to take you to notice D: "
>>28147648
I was staring at your eyes
>>28147648
You don't have any "tits", Dave.
>>28147648
*tilts head upward slightly, the brim of my fedora casting a sinister shadow that obscures my manic gaze*
Heh...
*grins, revealing rows of shark like teeth*
Fool.
*a swirling mass of shadows engulfs my hand, materilizing into a legendary katana, the demon blade masamune! Holds katana up to her neck*
You wanna run that by me again, son?
you must be mistaken young succubus, i am a mature wizard and i have no interest in your secondary sex characteristics.
Sorry. I'll just stare at your friend's instead
>>28147648
>I will when you stop staring at mine
>mfw seeing women's bras when they bend over with low cut shirts
>mfw seeing the outline of women's panties in those yoga pants
>mfw seeing women's panties/ass when they bend over
>>28147797
>when you make eye contact with that tasty soup and she thinks you're looking at her chest
>>28147648
your tits evolved to feed children.
i'm going to ejaculate inside you.
i'm going to give you a son.
>>28147648
Hew love, your tits look like muckle pancake titties weyyyy
>>28147648
"Don't be so self-involved. I was looking at your soup, not your chest. Not like I'd be interested in you that way. I think I'm going to stop spending time with a delusional cunt."
Are you going to finish that tits
>>28147648
Tits?
Where?
I love those damn birds.
>>28147834
>eye contact
>soup
wot
>>28147648
>"I was actually looking at your face. You're so ugly it's hard not to look."
>>28147648
>can you stop staring at me staring at your tits?
>>28147648
you fucking cow. kys bitch. i do want needs to been done REEEe
maybe to much
>>28147648
bitch, i paid for those tetas. now eat the soup slowly
"Excuse me, are you paranoid or something?"
That would be my genuine response because women are so unreasonably self-concious that I'd rather arrogantly tell her that I don't get it and that she's being a slut.
>>28147648
Not my fault if you decided to become a girl, Alex.
Now shut up and show your boipucci.
Also
>Tits
Those are fucking mosquito bites bitch.
>>28147648
>"I could."
>keep staring
>>28147796
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>>28147648
i could
>>28147648
im actually gay, and im staring at your chicken noodle soup because i love chicken broth. now dont you feel stupid?
>>28147783
Trannies can have tits. This is just an edgy response for the sake of being edgy. Downvoted.
>>28148775
Fuck off degenerate supporting tumblr cunt
>>28147648
I was staring at your friend's teeth, actually.
>>28148775
Tranny tits are always misshaped and the nipples often point outward. Really creepy desu.
behead her for this indecency
>>28147648
It's harder than you think
>>28147648
Yea I look like a Chad so this doesnt happen to me
>>28147648
Only if you stop titting at my stares
>>28147648
This would never happen to me as I always make sure to stare at the face of the person I'm talking to.
If I were regardless, I'd honestly apologize for letting my instincts take the best of me and not appreciate her as well as she deserves.
>>28147648
"Nope."
I feel that would be accurate.
She is just saying it to get a rise out of me, so I come back with a witty "maybe if you wore a more modest outfit" or something.
