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Poleaboo pics when edition
>>28146560
Pics of what? His cock?
Who /donkmusic/ here?
And the sea isn't green
Post waifus
Poleaboo completed his wank
And once again feels shame for pissing away 150 quid on sissy gear
This City-Real game is ass desu fampai
>>28146628
Noises are getting worse lads. Even hearing someone sneeze is sending me into a quiet near-uncontrollable rage.
>>28146505
Look how many coke ones I got!
You usually only get 1 or 2.
Fucking jackpot!
Belfastbot watching football waiting to go to to work in an hour and a half.
Night shifts suck balls but at the same time I don't have to talk to people as much
>>28146664
sounds like autism senpai
>>28146630
You're a fucking idiot lad.
@28146664
>Waifuposting autist is getting sensory overload
What a surprise. You don't even deserve a (you)
>tfw no pic related to spook me and touch my privates
>>28146666
And those quads.
You hit the jackpot twice tonight lad.
>>28146737
That's 100% a man
tfw teaching has killed my soul
>>28146628
Had a bit of a breakdown in Tesco earlier, but I think I am okay now~
>want to download a game from 1998 at home
>have Virgin broadband
is it safe to use Virgin for torrents?
I could wait until tomorrow and do it somewhere else but...
>>28146737
Looks like a man to be honest mate.
>>28146784
I've been using them for ages and I torrent buttloads of shit
>>28146761
I literally wouldn't give a monkeys either way, 2bqh.
>>28146628
me and Jun listening to some chill music and going to play some vidya.
>>28146664
snuggle to me and focus on my heartbeat lad.
>>28146778
any good deals lad?
>>28146784
What game is it laddo
>>28146826
diablo 2.
>>28146784
What's worst they can do? Send you a letter?
Reminder that only straight males can be robots. Rest of you fuck off.
Last thread we legitimately had some good discussions.
Now I see we are descending back into 'I had a bad day lads desu senpai post waifus' mode
Still haven't been to spar yet lads. It's closing at 11. Going to be cutting it close.
Does anyone know whether energy drinks are good at helping with revising?
I've never been into energy drinks really so idk which one's "best" or whether they work.
>>28146892
>Last thread we legitimately had some good discussions.
kek like what? pakipoos clothing?
>>28146897
>tfw can never go back to spar as the qt will probably be there
>>28146892
As far as I can recall, last thread was a bunch of people shouting at each other for being normies.
>>28146885
rude lad, you have hurt my feelings.
>>28146881
i ll do it tomorrow. fuck it..
>>28146920
there's a chick at mine too, I worry she's judging me because I always go there everyday at around 7pm and only buy loads of chocolates.
>>28146907
What are you revising for lad?
>>28146948
When I was at uni I went to tesco every evening and bought a bag of sweet and salt butterkist popcorn
Became really anxious that people were judging me so started buying normie foods as well.
@28146929
Don't ever reply to my posts with anime pics again you disgusting subhuman.
>>28146920
tfw you have been banned for life and theres a picture of you on the door.
>>28146970
Quantum Mechanics, or trying to at least.
The lecturers pdf notes are so fucking awful, he's typed up the stuff, then screenshotted it and pasted the image into a slideshow.
Not only that but the text in the images is fucking pixellated so I can hardly read half of it
>>28146979
>tfw alternating between supermarkets for alcohol and takeaway places for food for 1
>>28146822
>>28146778
>>28146664
>>28146628
Just because nobody panders to your autism and fake sensitivity in real life you think anyone on here gives a shit except yourselves?
>>28146560
All the Stacies are nice to me but treat me like a child. On literally went "awww" when I received praise during the team meeting.
Payday on friday lads
>that one day of the month when it doesn't feel shit to be a wagecuck
>>28146627
that's good that tony
>>28147047
>4(four) (You)s
Cheers la
>>28146929
>>28147047
originalpostori ginal 84353450938563557467
HOW CAN 3DPD ROASTIES COMPETE??
>>28147089
a little feminine penis and you have a 10/10 there lad.
>>28147058
That's entry level stuff lad
Was my first donk song I heard though
>>28147011
That always makes me laugh desu, the fuck did they do? Assuming they were drunk as fuck. That's one of the disadvantages for spar, being open 7 days a week till almost midnight. Must get some real dregs of society wondering in.
>>28147153
suggest some donk bangers then lad
>>28147126
Feminine penis is by far and away the best kind of penis
If you disagree your not an original comment desu wa
>>28147089
Your shitty 2d waifus will never be able to compete with my Lizfu.
>>28147190
I can see her nipples :}
>>28147190
ROASTIE LOVER SCUM GET THE FUCK OUT
>>28147165
Phoneposting right now because too lazy to move 10 feet to the laptop, but look into the wigan pier stuff. Wigan pier 58 is one of my favourites.
>>28147183
>not like big veiny cocks
>>28147156
I didn't do anything, they accused me of shoplifting when I wasn't and when I offered to empty my pockets they called me a window licker so I said fuck off you old cunt.
>>28147215
>Implying any of your 2d waifus aren't rosties.
>>28146979
I always buy a hot baguette from greggs for lunch at work
Then once in a while I'll decide to buy a cold ham salad one instead and the counter girl will always be like "ooooh changing it up are we?? Hey look guys he's not going for a hot one today"
Shit man just sell me my baguette don't make me paranoid that I'm being judged for buying a fried chicken sandwich
>Buying polish sausages from bargain booze at 10 pm
>Guy behind counter gives me a depressed look
>>28146628
Life may be pointless but her and you lads make it alright.
>>28146664autist
>>28147290
how long do you have to do that for before they notice? i've had the exact same tesco meal deal from the same tesco every day for uni and no one has ever said anything about it. i wouldn't recognise a single one of the staff if i had to pick them from a lineup.
am i just lucky?
>>28147290
Shit the greggs near me is just like that.
Always buy a cheese and onion pasty for brekkie, maybe 2 or 3 times a week when I get up late and miss having it at home.
Walked in last week and asked for a sausage and bean melt because the cheese and onion looked a bit burnt for my tastes
>oh are you changing it up today? Are we not making them as nice as we usually do?
>oh he just wants a change leave him alone Linda
Get fucked Linda, now if I want a pasty I have to walk an extra 5 mins to the greggs further up the high st
>>28147391
>i wouldn't recognise a single one of the staff if i had to pick them from a lineup.
How? I would start to recognise them after a few visits
>>28147290
Buying a tin of Sour-Cream Pringles, 2l Dr. Pepper, and a pack of L&B at small tesco everyday at 10:30pm
>contemptuous look everytime
>>28147013
Eisberg & Resnick - Quantum Physics
Bransden & Joachim - Quantum Mechanics (more advanced)
Those will get you through any undergraduate courses and the majority of postgrad/phd studies. You can find torrents online.
>>28147290
>>28147391
>>28147393
chill out, they're as nervous as you are
they're just the kind of people who feel like you and their colleagues will judge them if they don't "make conversation" as frequently as possible. don't freak out about it.
>>28146628
Probably not worth making this webm to be honest
>>28147412
it's fast moving because all the uni students are in, i think. i don't make eye contact and i'm stood there for all of about 10 seconds. just focused on getting my egg and cress sandwich and dr pepper desu
>>28147447
i really appreciate it lad, and im sure the other lads who wank over your little slut also do.
>My only """friend""" is a dyed hair girl I was friends with at school
>She reminded me today how it was exactly 4 years today since we won a kitkat for a quality rap in music
>"You used to be so happy and cheeky and confident and carefree!"
Who /failednormiethankstomentalillness/ here
>>28147442
why do you eat a full tin of pringles every day? you a fatty boom boom or live with roommates?
>>28147443
Already got the first, my lecturer recommended it. Bit late now though, I've got the exam in a couple days
>>28147204
Those bumps come with the top, she's wearing a bra. which you can see if you look to the shoulder.
>>28147442
You northern?
Newcastle way?
Every single person I've met from Newcastle way smokes L&B, no exceptions
>>28147488
It's just maths mate, learn the starting points and the rest will flow easily. You've got plenty of time, my recommendation is to redo all the homework problems you've had.
any of my fellow britfeelers got a wii u?
expanded my collection to 12 games this weekend - got Wind Waker HD and New Super Mario Bros U. feels good man
>>28147472
Roommates. I exercise a lot (gym everyday - and bike trips every other day) and a manual laboruer. Needs lots of calories.
>>28147551
so you've got the entire library then?
ive only got splatoon, havent played in a while but i want to get back into it as a substitute for daily shitposting. NNID is mocchifami if you fancy a game
>>28147050
>tfw when girls regularly say things like "bless" and "aw shame" about me at work
British caliphate when?
>>28147516
Cheshire.
>>28146456
>they always treated me like an idiot
tbf you don't have a job so maybe you are
Just got mugged on way back from the shops lads
Jokes on them I only had 50p, a receipt and a packet of hobnobs
>>28146737
>tfw you never fucked that qt goth in high school
>goth girls no longer exist
JUST END IT
>>28147575
yeah, got more-or-less all the first party titles that matter (none of that animal crossing shite) plus shovel knight. probably not going to buy Twilight Princess HD or the new Starfox.
splatoon is cool but i was an idiot and set my NNID as my IRL name when I bought my 3DS, not realising it would be used as an online handle. i don't feel comfortable posting that shit on /r9k/, sorry senpai. thanks for offering to play though
>americucks get to play the new hearthstone expansion while we have to wait
Reeeeee (x8)
>>28147629
I'm employed now so it's no biggy but DWP staff wonder why some people flip out on them
but not having a job doesn't directly correlate to being stupid
>>28147643
Exact same happened to me lol
i posted about it I think 2 threads ago
>>28147643
sorry to hear that mate, hope you're not too shaken up. is it a regular occurrence where you live? you don't sound fazed by it
>>28147447
>>28147461
This is a weird thing you two have going on.
>>28147643
Describe the person who mugged you
>>28147243
>tfw talking to a real life dreg
You must have been shifty looking or something?
>>28147686
this. I am so fucking bored.
who TSUUU here
>>28147464
You can be that way again, mate. You should hang out with your friend.
>tfw I'm 21 next month
Help lads I don't wanna grow up it's scary.
>>28147736
My dad's still upset about him getting Rooney sent off so I better not.
>>28147739
No, my mind is broken beyond all repair and recognition. I now have borderline personality and I want to kill myself. My old self was murdered and I don't exist anymore. I'm just an empty attentionwhoring shell.
>>28147769
Smoke weed. It helps.
>>28147809
>implying I'll ever touch the herbal jew
WHY THE FUCK DOES /r9k/ HAVE A FUCKING 2MB FILE LIMIT
ALL MY HILARIOUS WEBMS ARE TOO BIG TO POST
>>28147769
Had a really funny shaggy one too
>>28147643
More details laddo. Did they pinch the hobnobs?
>>28147689
It's a pisstake, really wanted those hobnobs too
>>28147707
It's not the first time, hence why I don't carry anything with me on short journeys, like I said more pissed off about having no hobnobs desu
>>28147727
It was a group of 5 16-20 year olds, all white, all scum
>>28147873
Yeah mate, not sure what else you want to know though
>>28147923
Did they pull a knife?
>>28147923
Hope you've phoned the police.
>>28147923
What did they say when you didn't have any money or a phone?
>>28147804
That's not true. I think you'd have a good time with your mate.
Whatever do, you're not beyond all repair.
>>28147923
I have already made the decision that if I ever get jumped they are gonna have to show they are willing to mame or kill for whatever I have, most crims don't actually want to attack someone and are playing the intimidation game
>>28147923
Not buying a sword online and sewing it into your coat so you can pull it out and slice up some cunts when they get cheeky
I'm gay and I still say faggot. I have aspergers and I still say retarded.
>>28147804
>My old self was murdered and I don't exist anymore
*tips fedora*
>>28148011
unless you can pull out psycho face and knife you are going to get your ass kicked.
>>28147950
No
>>28147959
No
>>28147966
They just laughed when I said this is all I have, one of them suggested taking my 'creps' but it seems the group majority didn't want to, quite happy about that
>>28148011
I'd rather just avoid the confrontation, I was outnumbered and it's likely I would have got a pasting if I showed any aggression
>>28148018
Seems like a lot of effort mate
My flatmates alarm clock has been going off for the past 20 minutes. When the fuck is it going to turn itself off? He clearly isn't in.
>>28147991
It'll be 4 years since I broke in October. I've been off the rails at varying extremes since. I can't ever relax or feel normal or even human in social things. I desperately try to become a normie again but it's nothing but a delusional act because I am not right inside. I wonder if I could get hold of suicide stuff by the 4th anniversary?
I've been in and out of psych wards and the mental health and legal system and nothing helped. Institutional abuse and forced hospitalisation only ever made me worse and everyone denied it. Ultimately I just want to destroy my physical body.
>>28148011
Unless they are black then they will literally chimp out and murder you.
>>28148092
Go kick his door in and switch it off, when he asks what happened just explain the situation and say you thought he might be dead
>>28148079
>'creps'
what is a crep?
>>28148109
>>28148079
no one has any right to take my shit from me and if they are willing to kill me for fuck all then so be it
>>28148079
Wait, they had no knife? They asked you for your hobnobs and you gave it to them?
>>28148011
>The anon who died for a green bubble phone, a rustlers, 20 quid and 400 good boy points
>>28148011
Everyone says that until it happens
>>28148148
It's what the cool kids call shoes, mine are autism ltds so yeah happy they didn't want them
>>28148151
Seems silly to die for a pack of hobnobs and 50p
>>28148152
Yes?
>>28148104
Is this you laddo?
>>28148229
They asked for them and you gave it to them. That's not a mugging. That's something else. Did they even threaten you?
>getting mugged by teenagers
This is why I carry a gun.
>>28148308
>This is why I carry a gun.
get out amerifag desu
>>28147580
one keeps inviting me to sit with them at lunch because she doesn't like people having to be on their own. Even when they are being nice they still manage to make you feel like shit.
>>28148422
She's into you. A girl wouldn't ask you to hang out with her unless she fancied you.
Tap that 17 year old pussy mate.
>>28148092
THE FUCKING ALARM IS STILL GOING
>>28148435
So turn it off. It's not like he actually locks his door
>>28148435
Go and turn it off then you dumb cunt.
>>28148453
>>28148455
His room is locked. It's always locked. We aren't friends or even know each other that well. I don't even have his mobile number.
>>28148308
>be me
>eurofag
>have license to carry guy
>threatened with knife by some thug
>shoot motherfucker to the leg once
>he dies because shit tier healthcare
>disproportionate self defense
>murder charge
>from 12 up to 25 years in prison
>>28148472
kek maybe he died in his sleep
>>28148429
She isn't, she is 27 with a kid and a chad bf.
>>28148499
>what are untraceable firearms
They always pull the same stupid look just before I dump the clip.
>>28148506
He works nights, woke up and left early today. Cunt forgot about his alarm.
>>28148532
>illegal arming
1 up to 5 years in prison
>>28148603
Alright PC Plod I'll keep that in mind.
>>28148274
Well he's not gonna get his head kicked in by like 7 people for a pack of biscuits is he?
Who here trouble maker?
>be me
>in college
>chose music b/c I don't know what I'm going to do with my life
>in class siting in circles b/c our teacher wants everyone to get involved
>have to sit next to an annoying as fuck transsexual (guy to grill)
>always talking about how it's the lead singer of a really shit band
>teacher gets out attention
>"now anon I suppose you know femanon here"
>go_on.jpg
>"now as we have been looking on the different styles of singing I would like you to assign a song for femanon here to sing"
>don't think of much as the hormones that are being pumped into his body have fucked up everything
>idea.webm
>time to give this bitch what he/she deserves
>'I think she (being polite) should sing I know what boys like by the waitresses I think it would compliment her singing style'
>class goes silent
>he/she starts singing
>"I know what boys like"
>go on
>"I know what guys want"
>oh boy here it comes, I can barely contain my laughter
>"I know what boys like"
>class leans closer
>"boys like"
>a single tear is visible from her face
>"boys like me"
>he/she then proceeds to run out of the classroom crying
>I couldn't help but let out a chuckle
>get sent out of class and sent to head teachers office but worth it
So how was you're day?
>>28148652
depends what sort of biccies they are mate
I'd go to my grave in protection of my Fox's Ginger Creams
>>28148694
I don't think this happened
>college
jog on underage
>>28148694
Good job but also reported for being a child. Seriously though I chuckled but also doubt the integrity of this story.
>>28148736
>>college
>jog on underage
JFs out
>>28148765
I'm as british as they come mate
you're underage
>>28148694
literally epic, do you mind if I post this on /r/4chan
>>28148709
Golden Crunch Creams for me m8, absolutely incredible for 50p a pack
>>28148781
I'm not even him lad, college can be up to 19 or even past that
Chastity devices are really fucking expensive
over 100 quid
>>28148652
I doubt that. If he walked off they would called him a few names and left him. They weren't serious about beating him up or mugging him.
>>28148827
This is poleaboo, I fucking know it.
So yeah by the end of this week I might be homeless. Anyone want to put me up for a night as I travel to Dover and then into Europe?
I'll give you vape gear, my ass or some stories on the way
>>28148894
Moving back in with mummy not an option laddo?
>>28148885
n-n-nope, guess again haha
>>28148894
i feel for you lad. I got kicked out for 2 weeks
>>28148930
It's a good thing they are expensive you degenerate loser. You're going down a hole you don't want to go down.
>>28148917
She kicked me out and I want to travel around Europe. Might knock the robot out of me.
I'll either be starting in Stranraer or Liverpool and heading south so yeah it's a good time to run away
>>28148968
How much you do you have for traveling?
>>28146856
You can buy it for six quid bruv.
Wagecuck here. I purchased wc3 again recently
>>28148694
>in college
> head teachers office
nice try though
>>28148983
200quid or so. Most of that will be spent on essential living gear and non perishable food for the walking/camping sessions
>>28148827
google toys4naughtyboys
cheeep-oooo
>>28149028
Are you going to camp? Sounds rough desu Everyone will think you're a refugee.
>>28148827
>tfw going to keep my bf locked up for over a month
I just wanted to open my fucking card packs on hearthstone REEE3EEEEE3EE
>>28149053
Well Id rather camp in a tent than sleep in a curry's doorway,
I'm too tall white and blonde to be mistaken for kebab or rapefugee too
>>28149125
Stay in hotels you animal.
>>28148827
Kink shit is the gayest fucking thing on the planet. Even gayer than being bummed by men.
Who /abdl/ here?
Just bought this kigurumi and I'm gonna spend the upcoming weekend in it, rolling round on my bed and probably watching Dora or some Hello Kitty anime.
>normies will never know this glorious feeling
>>28149028
That's not enough bruv. You will literally have shit tier life. Probably be raped and mugged by Africans by the med.
Might be fun though.
Checkout workaway dot info
Might have a few places to stay for a shirt while for free with a bit of hard labour.
I have thought about the homeless euro journey a lot too
>>28149183
>not tomato flavoured
Total of 120 quit
burlesque corset and skirt + tights 23 quid + 2 quid
Thu, 28 Apr
tights 3 quid
Fri, 29 Apr
tights 2 quid
Fri, 29 Apr - Tue, 03 May
ballet 60 quid
Fri, 29 Apr - Mon, 09 May
pink shirt + petticoat 7 + 4 quid
Tue, 03 May - Wed, 04 May
sissy panties + 16 quid
Mon, 09 May - Thu, 26 May
skirt + 4 quid
Wed, 11 May - Fri, 03 Jun
>>28149114
Poleaboo knows that feel, more excited to open the packs than get any particular card from the set, though in 60 packs I might open 3 legos if I'm lucky
>>28149168
What about putting your dick inside another dick and fucking it?
>>28149183
When I get my own place, I can genuinely see myself wearing those constantly
Not the nappies though. More effort than it's worth.
>in my house with the lads
>invite along some of their gfs and gfs' friends
>girl I shifted (kissed) once arrives
>kinda nervous, not used to talking to girls when sober, especially not ones I've shifted before
>start chatting, she's really nice, begin to relax
>all having a good time
>talking to her all night
>can't believe how well it's going
>friends prepare to leave
>she suggests we go upstairs
>ohgodthisisactuallyhappening.jpg
>tell her I'll meet her up there in 5 minutes
>nervous as fuck
>go up
>she's in her bra and thong lying in bed
>start stripping down to my jocks
>shaking with the nervousness, limp as a lame duck, not sure if she notices
>jump into bed with her
>start shifting, begin to relax again
>start kissing her neck, her tits, etc. slowly making my way down
>no idea what the fuck I'm doing but she seems to be enjoying it
>I'm rock hard
>take off her thong
>proceed to penetrate
>oh my god this feels amazing, finally understand what it's like to be a normie
>she's moaning like fuck
>can't contain the orgasm
>blow inside her in under a minute
>a look of confusion and disgust on her face
>wake up
>lying in a dark room
>boxers covered in warm cum
>mfw
Jesus christ lads it was so vivid I feel like offing myself. I've never had a wet dream before, never even a vivid dream like that before. I could see everything, feel everything, until I finally woke up. Must be something got to do with nofap but I've only been at it barely a week ffs.
I need a new laptop but I don't have a fucking clue what makes up a good laptop
I don't want like a top of the range one cos mostly I'll just be using it to watch youtube videos and stream shit but if I can play games like skyrim and whatever with a few mods and decent fps that would be buzzin
Might just pay me mate a tenner to find me one
>Wednesday tomorrow
>almost "nearly "almost "nearly the weekend""""
>>28149050
cheers la'
>>28149233
Did you say you were going to kill yourself?
if it was you, can you bring the date forward?
>>28149233
Could you kindly fuck off to cuteboys with the rest of the degenerates and stay there
>>28149060
Do you fuck him make him beg to be let out?
>tfw no bf
>>28149188
No yeah I know what you mean, there's several board and food for work traveler things throughout Europe which I'll try to use, but I'll end up camping at several points so id rather be Prepared to live that way.
I know I'll likely be dead before I make it out of the UK, It's better than being a shut in neet all my life. Ive always dreamed of innawoods living
>>28149268
>shifted (kissed)
where are you from with shit-tier slang like this?
Who /Darksouls3/ here?
Sick of invading johnny casual with his 2 phantom escort that just hide at the bloody bonfire and chat shit when they R1 spam me to death
>>28149289
i like to say that if he makes me cum hard enough ill let him out and he tries all sorts of ways but i deny him release and he gets to just cuddle up with me instead
>>28149269
>if I can play games like skyrim
don't get a gaming laptop you retard, build a pc
>>28149334
Ireland lad. The southwest specifically.
>>28149268
>Shifted
Northern Ireland up in here?
>>28149341
Got bored after an hour. Would play if someone made a boss mod so I didn't waste time running to boss rooms when I die.
>>28149258
I really recommend it. It's so soft that you'll hate putting on regular clothes after.
>>28149341
das3 is just r1: the game man, even in 1v1, just join in the mayhem
>>28149341
Just beat the giant. Easy boss desu.
>>28149347
Nah I Defford want a laptop, Pcs are great but I want something more portable. It's just easier
Skyrim and shit would really just be a bonus. I'm happy with my xbone tbqh
>>28149233
what are your parents gonna think when you put it on
>>28149346
He's a lucky boy
>>28149346
Pretty pathetic tbqhwy
>>28149393
Not like they will ever see me dressed
>>28149399
desu mate i am the lucky one, not often you can find someone who wants to give up all control like that
>>28149382
>Skyrim and shit would really just be a bonus.
You need to decide. You either get one that has a decent dedicated graphics card so you can game which hikes up the price, or you don't and stick with integrated cards. You either want to game or don't. It's not a 'bonus' when it comes to laptops.
Tempted to blow 45quid on an epilator for silky smooth legs lads, talk me out of it
>>28149346
that's so how, I want such gf. I actually feel much better when I go on nofap but there is no reason to keep going apart from feeling better.
>>28149454
45 quid would get you a shit tier epilator. Like, really bad
Those things hurt like a motherfucker, even when you buy expensive ones
>>28149306
I get you g. I am definitely the same, I recommend going and trying to sleep in the woods local before you just leave though lol.
It ain't comfy, nothing like a bed.
Fuck it just go spend 4 hours alone in the woods at night. That is a good place to start. See how you fare.
>>28147461
I don't
not lewd enough desu
>>28149454
Buy 45 quid's worth of depilatory cream and bathe in it.
>>28149506
it's the most popular one on amazon and all the roasties in the review section seem to like it
really I just can't deal with razor burn anymore, shits annoying
I've got nothing against a bit of homoposting but this is ridiculous, at this point it's become the main recurrent thread theme. I wish I had somewhere else to go.
>>28149438
Really?
Thats basically my fantasy that I doubt will ever come true
>>28149555
Most people became homos here after they gave up on women. Join us lad.
>>28149555
It's always degenerate as well. Are fags actually capable of normal, adult relationships?
>>28149555
I always thought it was just a joke.
Then it got out of hand.
It is literally so disgusting.
>>28149587
>>28149590
Being straight is normie. Fuck off to facebook.
>>28149587
They can't.
Even with 'gay marriage' it it just a sham
Look at Elton John. His husband barebacking random guys online. Deviants
Does anyone else just come here now and not browse the rest of /r9k/?
I took a look at the whole board today and it seems quite awful. And yet here we are, in this weird microcosm.
>>28149633
I haven't browsed the rest of /r9k/ in almost a year.
>>28149576
All it took was one failed relationship and I turned into a bender
really it's a slippery slope, but women are shit tire emotionally so I'm happier with a guy
Also it's neat to have someone to vidya with all the time
>>28149587
tons, you just don't see them on /r9k/ because this is the fucking gulag of the internet. everyone here is either some kind of degenerate who couldn't hack the basics of living in society, or here to take the piss out of those degenerates.
the fags in normal adult relationships are out in society along with the pretty girls and the guys who actually lost their virginity at a healthy age.
>>28149633
Yeah same as >>28149653
>>28149633
I occasionally glance at it if I'm bored at work or having a shit
What pisses me off is that some of those shit posting weirdo's have discovered /fit/ and now just go there to talk about "feels" and create endless meme threads
>>28149677
fuck you
I've always been homo and never had a bf
>>28149718
Don't worry it's still LDR
hence why I'm still here with you faggots
>>28149653
Nor has Poleaboo
It's a completely different board to what it was when I first came here
too much unironic fedora tipping and it's gotten to fast
Elliot, smug pepe and tendies were what led to its ruination
>>28149633
I am the same, just have a britfeel tab open all the time.
Occasionally browse /v/, but never look at r9k
>>28149718
How?
I'm straight and even I've had a BF until I realized i wasn't bi, just incredibly, incredibly lonely.
>>28149712
whuat
/fit/ is probably the gayest board on 4chan considering /lgbt/ is all circlejerking transfags
>>28149885
I only browse the main catalogue of r9k in the morning when I'm eating cereal and on my tablet, usually I'm still confused from having just woken up so I don't take much in.
Who /weird unrelatable fetish/ here?
I have a fetish for form-fitting cardigans like pic related.
>Mum calls me and tells me my little brother's had blood in his shit for a couple months
On the one hand, I feel like I should keep track of all this now to make sure nothing bad's happening to him and help him.
On the other, I don't want to know because no one close to me has ever died and I wouldn't know what to do or how to deal with someone close to me dying, what to say or how to act around them.
I fucking pray it isn't something serious and he's just got an ulcer or something, but he's eaten nothing but shitty processed foods for years now and he's extremely skinny so it could be bad.
>worried
>>28150038
Stop it poleaboo.
>>28150052
I'm sure it'll be fine mate.
>>28150074
Not Poley, last time I checked I'm a white Brit. Although it does look a bit like something he'd wear.
>>28149895
How did that conversation of the break up go?
had an argument with a lass on tinder and then it turned out that i'd also matched with her mate who continued the fucking argument after the first one had unmatched me
>>28149895
I'm not a fucking normie ok
>>28150120
I didn't actually tell him that was the reason. The relationship was a mess anyway. I didn't cum (or even come close to) a single time so the sex stopped pretty soon into it, then after a huge argument about dinner of all things, I just said "This isn't going anywhere" and we broke up. Lasted for 3 months in total.
Don't go prison gay. It won't work
What accent does this Vetoed have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oOoEUe74k
>>28150183
>this is who comes to /britfeel/ now
rip
>>28150198
fuckin normie, kys
>>28150235
i've been here since the beginning of /r9k/ m8
crawled my way out of the bottom
either way they were like a 5 and a 4
>>28150183
How can you piss someone off so much on tinder?
Were you spouting /pol/ memes or something?
>>28150228
Canadian
ococo
>>28150275
pointed out her female privilege and she went apeshit for some reason
>>28150305
oh gee i wonder why, could it be because female privilege doesn't exist??
misogyny is stronger than ever and you're part of the problem anon. remember cunts like you in the 50s couldnt accept change and tried to stop gay marriage and u see how well that turned out lmao. white males always fighting the losing battle
>>28150354
you tell him sister!
I spent a long time as a shut-in NEET and am finally taking baby steps but everything just makes me want to crawl back into isolation. I can't hold good conversation, I don't know what people do, where they go or how to do it. It's like everyone just runs on this autopilot normie enigma code system that I can't crack.
>>28150365
Stick with it lad. You didn't become a shut in neet overnight, it took years of small things that lead you to where you are. It's going to take years to break out too.
>Oi, mate! Yeah, you! What you doing 'round here?
>>28150365
It took me a year to get "comfortable" in social situations after 6+ years of NEET isolation
Still not 100% there and I doubt I ever will be.
>>28150417
>wearing denim with denim
>>28150365
Your braver than me. I just jump in at the deep end and look like a sperg autist
I try hard and fail harder. Baby steps are the way foreward
>tfw ordering a takeaway and can never relax until its here
>>28150431
after 23 years I'm still not comfortable
>>28150354
you sound a lot like someone i know in real life
