How do you measure up /r9k/?
Will you ever be able to satisfy a woman?
>>28144711
Beta fag level satisfaction.
She goes for BBC later.
>>28144711
apparently my dick is for "large girls and small cattle"
so what i can only satisfy fat girls?
>>28144899
It was made before fat girls were invented, it means tall women who have tall vaginas, and hipsome buxom girls.
>>28144711
>6 inches
>"large girls and small cattle"
I didn't think my dick was THAT big but if you insist OP
>>28145007
six inches exactly is a secretary's delight.
>>28145032
I'm between 6 and 7
ITT everyone convincing themselves their dick is a decent size.
keep going ahead witht he confidence boosting robots. You can do it.
also post dick to prove size.
>in the middle of woman's home companion
>has a tough guy on it
I guess it's not as bad as I thought.
>>28145061
Insecure much? Originalerino commento roboto
>>28145061
about 5.5 inches here
>>28146307
>that head
Go buy some fucking lotion right now.
>>28146331
I think I'm a bit far gone for that lad
really wish my parents didn't circumcise me, never will I have my children mutilated
>>28144711
16 centimiters. 13 cm is average in mycountry, if statistics doesn't lie(and most of the time it does).
>>28144711
nah my dick is not big dick so ill never make any girls happy with it
>>28146307
>that dry deformed head
AMERICANS, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
I've been told my dick is tiny. The one woman I've shown my dick to laugh at me for being uncircumcised. It's 6 inches.
>>28146435
>canadian quarter
>americans
nice try Adolf
>>28146455
>tiny
I hope you "accidentally" put your dick up her ass during that session
>>28146455
It looks small on girth
>>28146307
>That's 5.5
Holy fuck, is that a dime sized coin?
>>28146455
Looks like a solid penis to me senpai
Also being uncircumcised is good, don't let some clueless bimbo shame you for it. This is coming from the guy with the bone-dry scar dick posted early.
>>28146455
>warts on shaft
>excessive foreskin
GENETIC FAILURES, WHEN WILL THEY BE CASTRATED
>tfw no small dick bf
;_;
my pen0r is 7 in. fatties her I come.
>>28144711
6x6. Never had a complaint. As long as you turn them into sweaty, quivering balls of jello by the end, you're doing fine.
>>28146455
You must've been with a real whore.
>>28146485
Canadian quarter is 23.88mm, if you put the image in paint and copy/paste the quarter from base to tip it measures to 5.6 inches.
I've measured it before at 6.2 inches with an actual ruler but I couldn't keep my dick fully-hard while the camera focused for that pic and I didn't have a ruler to measure properly with.
>>28146455
I've never encountered anyone who thinks foreskin is gross or wierd.
maybe its cuz all the females i know are the hippie types who dont shave but im not even a euro.
Are most people grossed out by foreskin?
>>28144711
Home wrecker size
Nice
>>28144711
who the fuck makes such stupid things
>>28146540
Normies do. They think that such stuff is fun.
>>28146623
>he never played penis games with friends
are you gay or something?
>>28146540
>who the fuck makes such stupid things
roasties duh
>>28146534
I just figured all American women find foreskin gross and weird.
>>28146499
>warts
>people think I have an STD while being a virgin
JUST
Another thing I have to be self-conscious about.
>>28146455
Do you have phimosis or someshit?
>>28146519
>6x6
Your dick has twice the volume of mine spite being the same length, so your point is?
>>28146734
Well, I can pull the skin down further, but that's it's natural resting state after it passes the head. I have a lot of foreskin.
Don't know if that means I have phimosis. It doesn't feel tight and I thought phimosis is when it can't pass the head at all.
>>28146706
Dont be too self conscious anon. All the dicks i've seen outside of porn have them.
I think its like the same thing that a lot of women have weird nips
>>28144711
I guess my 6.3x5.8 isnt enough.
It was good run lads.
>>28146959
Who said that wasn't enough?
