Fuck this just happened
>in uni lecture
>wearing tight track suit
>if i put my feet on the line of seats in front of me you can see the bulgrle
>girl in front of me suddenly stretches and turns around
>she sees it, makes a "uhhh ok" kinda face and slowly turns back to the projector
Fucking christ i also have a hole in these pants on the crotch area what should i do? Currently in class now
>if i put my feet on the line of seats in front of me you can see the bulgrle
>the bulgrle
>bulgrle
what did he mean by this?
>>28143210
It's good you posted a datestamp, otherwise I wouldn't have known that you were actually an anon
>>28143234
I mean the bulge of my penis because i'm wearing tight pants
how bigs yo dick
>>28143234
the bourgeois
there's a caste crisis in his groin area and the proletariat are ruining the seams of his lovely track suit
I thought girls like a bulge
>>28143381
Its pretty big but it's even more evident with these pants.. Plus the seats ahead of me is slightly lower than mine so her face was basically in front of My crotch
>>28143210
>she sees the burglecut
>you can see the bulgrle
dude what the fuck is a bulgrle?
>>28143247
the bulge is now gonna be called the Bulgrle now its a new meme anon congrats!
Once the lecture's over Imma rush the fuck out
>>28143606
>Supposed to be learning
>Instead posts on /r9k/
Fuck you.
Stop bsing around and pay attention to your professor.
>>28143606
What class op? If bullshit then just leave now... No point in waiting for girl to spread the fact you have an open crotch rocket
>>28143646
not OP but most large uni lectures are bullshit
can usually find notes or powerpoints online
>>28143606
Stand up and tell the class, that you are proud to display your bulge on the behalf of America and all that is just.
OP you should be fucking PROUD of your BIG DICK.
mines only 6.5 (6.6?) inches
I want you to take a slow stroll around campus with that salami if you know what I mean.
>>28143606
Bruh I almost always have a more prominent 'burlgrle' than that while wearing jeans to class and nobody ever notices. Chill out. It's just one person. And it's not like you had a raging boner or anything. You'll be fine.
P.S. don't wear track suits like a retard
>>28143498
what are your measurements
>>28143687
I'm in nursing
>>28143940
But they're so comfortable for uni life.. Plus im a manlet so every other kindof trousers don't suit me well
>>28143210
This is an entirely good thing. Stop worrying. Be happy that a girl saw your bulge. Maybe she'll want to touch it next time.
>>28143606
you are going to be crucified for 'man-spreading'.
goodbye OP it was nice knowing you
>>28144062
17,5 cm when hard
>>28144062
>>28144739
I want to see it. Post pics.
>>28144807
Why should i let a tripfag see my erect penis?
>if i put my feet on the line of seats in front of me
what? you mean like this pic related?
>>28144842
Dicklet detected. Fake and gay. Get out
>>28144354
>nursing
Roastie-tier major
Fuck off faggot
>>28144946
i'm not angry like in your pic, i'm a good guy really
pic related is more like it
>>28144842
What have you got to hide? Are you that ashamed of it?
>>28145097
Aight.. But be gentle..
>>28143606
Kek, that looks so silly, just wear looser pants, man, no one wants to look at a cameltoe made out of your balls.
>>28145291
my mom bought these pants without knowing my measurements, so they're really tight... if i have to wear track suits they're usually looser but these were the only clean ones...
>>28145233
That doesn't look like 17,5cm senpai.
But i guess it's the weird angle.
>>28145323
>mom bought my pants
Oh fuck off
Girls wear yoga pants perfectly outlining their asses and low cut tops with their tits hanging out.. No problem. Guy shows some bulge.. Let's all freak out.
>>28145360
No one's freaking out though, it's no big deal, just looks funny.
>>28145291
That's not cameltoe. Those are mooseknuckles.
>>28145408
he's right though... when she saw the bulge she was a little perplexed so she just slowly turned around.. in the meanwhile i knew that my position could compromise me and started panicking so i quickly sat normally .. she didn't even looked at me... but as i was saying >>28145360
is right; i mean when you see a nice cleavage you don't go "uhmmm ok lol" you silently stare it and burn it in your brain for future cummings
>>28145358
width makes it look shorter
>>28144739
shiiiiit thanks man im the absolute exact same when hard as well so now i have further solidified in my brain the idea that i have a big dick.
>>28144739
oh yea and how big are you when soft? are you a grower or a shower
>>28143235
yup it checks out
>>28145233
I'll be rough and you'll like it~
>>28146090
about 9 cm
>>28143406
motherfucker muh sides
>>28143210
I'm pretty sure that this counts as rape in the usa
>run anon, run
