ITT: male red flags
>he drinks more soda than water
>he measures his penis size to the tenths place
>he wears Walmart jeans
>he doesn't like vegetables
>he owns a Wii U
>he walks like a virgin
the autism walk is a green flag you dumb roast poster
>>28142147
Let's not forget laughs like a virgin.
>red flag thread
>he owns a Wii U
>posts art of master chief
hmmmmm....
this has now become a spiderman thread
>>28142203
omg epic trolling xDDDD
>he drinks more soda than water
no
>he measures his penis size to the tenths place
no
>he wears Walmart jeans
no
>he doesn't like vegetables
no
>he owns a Wii U
yes
>he walks like a virgin
maybe
>>28142270
>he goes through every point in a red flag thread and says which ones he specifically agrees and disagrees with
Major red flag.
>>28142243
post spideys
>>28142147
wtf how is owning a wii u a red flag?
>he doesn't contribute to at least 2 of the threads on the first page
>he posts in green text without an image
>he's male
MAJOR RED FLAGS
>says he plays an instrument without being asked
>talks about games in public
>wears leather anything
>has piercings
>>28142147
You're not the only one who has curves
>he watches GoT but hasn't read the books
>he knows what Naruto is but not Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei
>he owns a car instead of walking or using public transport
>he isn't on friendly terms with his mother
>he rents instead of owns
>thinks video games are for children
>has that faggy hipster beard
>actually enjoys working for someone else
>has a generic gym rat body
>has 2 kids
>owns a wiiu
Literally go fuck yourself roastie
>>28142343
>>28142310
>>28142309
>>28142147
>he does not post spiderman
>>28142377
Right? I love playing Wii U with my wife's children.
>>28142302
The fact that you have to even ask says a lot.
>>28142375
The target audience of video games are males ages 12-25. They're for adolescents, basically.
Agree 100% on the beard and careerism thing, though. I hate yuppies so much.
>he is Hispanic
>he listens to anime music
>he listens to kpop
>he listens to video game music
>never goes clubbing
>owns shitty sports car
>watches anime
>Never been on a date
>plays handheld games in public
>plays mmos
>still a virgin
>goes to 4chan
>walks around in circles while listening to music
>delusional about people in general
>>28142147
How do virgins walk? :v
>>28142479
>h-hey guys, not a virgin or anything b-but just curious, how do virgins walk? I m-mean, those virgins are so lame, but they walk a certain way? h-how do they walk?
>doesnt like ice in his drinks
>keeps room temp 75
>watches harem anime
>has a waifu
>fails at simple day to day task like pouring water into cup
>empty room other than his bed, desk, computer
>very negative in general
>failing college
>working part time job that pays minimum wage
>introverted
>republican
>MAGA
>5'11
>>28142456
>he is Hispanic
no
>he listens to anime music
yes
>he listens to kpop
no
>he listens to video game music
yes
>never goes clubbing
yes
>owns shitty sports car
I don't own a car
>watches anime
yes
>Never been on a date
yes
>plays handheld games in public
no
>plays mmos
no
>still a virgin
yes
>goes to 4chan
y-you too
>walks around in circles while listening to music
who doesn't?
>delusional about people in general
probably
>>28142522
>>watches harem anime
monogatari is pretty good
>>28142517
nice meme
>>28142479
like this ). while non virgins walk like /
>>28142270
>>28142525
>he thinks anybody cares about his opinion
>>28142525
no one cares. this is a red flags thread, not "autistic loser replies to every point in the list" thread
>>28142283
I think he was saying which ones apply to him
>pretends to be a girl on the internet
>posts in red flag threads
>>28142522
no
no
yes
yes
no
no
yes
yes
no
no
yes
no
no
>6'1
>fakes being asian
>doesn't seem to have a real personality
>is negative
>IS
>NEGATIVE
>lives with his parents
>Likes anime
>stuck in 2007 in terms of music taste
>goes to r9k
>plays league of legends
>hundreds of steam games yet never plays one
>thinks a boyfriend meme application was real.
>>28142666
>>Likes anime
this is a green flag in all honesty
>>28142683
>>browses anime board website
everyone here has this flag
>>28142522
>>28142456
>>28142666
Malebot here, I don't agree with any of these
>people keep saying "we don't care about your opinion" as if I was saying which red flags I agree with and which ones I don't
>i'm actually just trying to say which one applies to me, but the feeble-minded roastie whore who is OP can't get that through her thick skull
>>28142982
>>i'm actually just trying to say which one applies to me
guess what
nobody cares about that either
>>28142270
>drinking more soda than water
>he doesn't like vegetables
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>28142936
>Malebot here
LONDON?
>>28142936
"malebot" Why didnt you just say robot?
>>28142998
This. Literally no one cares about how some list that was only marginally entertaining in the first place, applies to you.
![Smug+anime+faces_95aba7_5762907[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hFKPQZ9.jpg "Smug+anime+faces_95aba7_5762907[1].jpg")
>>28142998Guess what
Nobody cares about THAT either, dumb cunt.
No one cares about what you care and don't care about, faggot.
Welcome to fucking 4chan.
>>28142147
If the /gfd/ generals got banned why are fembot threads still allowed?
>>28143059
>Smug+anime+faces_95aba7_5762907[1].jpg
get the hell off my board norman
>>28142998
>>28142998
>>28143059
>>28143059
JUST FUCK ALREADY BAKA DESU SENPAI
>>28143085
Get the hell off my board newfag.
You're supposed to say normalfag otherwise the tumblrites win.
But... you're too much of a vapid whore to understand. :3
>>28143037
Because "robot" is gender neutral and I want everyone to know my gender?
>n-none of those re-redflags apply to m-m-me m'lady
>perhaps you will d-d-d-date me now?
>>28143168
No, robots are male. Fembots don't exist, women can't be robots.
>>28142243
Today is a good day because I just don't care anymore
>>28143122
"VAPID" BUZZWORD!
>>28143168
since fembots never use robot, I always assume robot is male.
>>28143203
>calling out someone for using a """""""buzzword"""""
>semantics arguments and arguing against grammar and diction
you lost. Give up. Leave and never come back.
>>28142147
>he doesn't have self harm marks
I don't date boring losers
>he doesn't have tattoos.
>tattoos as in multiple tattoos.
>tattoos as in the plural form of one tattoo.
>he doesn't have tattoos.
>>28143266
>hey anon, you should get all these tattoos, they're so sexy ;)
>what? you can't find a good job because no employer will hire you with all of those visible m,arks on your arms and face? Well looks like you can't provide for me, guess I'll just go find a rich Chad
>>28143266
green flag as fuck
>he uses noscript
>>28143322
you wouldnt fucking get them on your face. get one arm sleeve and another on your chest, plus some on yoour thigh. not having tats = gayfagboi
>>28143266
>types like a reddit browsing cunt
>>28142147
>he hasn't gone to jail at least once
>he doesn't break the law
>he doesn't drink, smoke or do drugs
>he wouldn't abuse meI wish I was baiting
>>28143361
reddit>4chan.
no fucking trap-loving/loli-fapping fags on reddit.
>>28143358
>one arm sleeve
yeah good luck getting a respectable job with that shit.
Plus what the fuck is so important to you that you need to have it permanently drawn into your body? I've never seen a tattoo that looked good.
The only thing I can think of that would be THAT important to me would be my kids' names.
>>28143430
show up to the interview with a long sleeve shirt. there you go. they cant fire you for having tattoos after you already have the job.
>>28143449
>they cant fire you for having tattoos after you already have the job.
They most definitely can.
>>28143226
i can meme as hard as i want on this anonymouse website sir.
>>28143452
well that would just be a shitty thing to do.
>>28143472
Human beings are generally shitty people. The sooner you find this out, the better. People aren't going to treat you how you want them to just because you want them to.
>>28143482
generally people dont care anon. memes are memes of course.
>he watches charlie brown holiday specials every year
>>28143503
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>getting to know such a loser
that's a red flag on its own.
good luck, and future memes to you anon.
>>28143388
i kinda look like this kid actually
if I dont end up in prison ill probably end up in a nut house desu. fuck bureaucracy.
>>28143503
So how does it feel to have a family that doesn't love you?
One of my favorite things about holidays is getting together with my siblings and parents and watching those cheesy holiday specials.
>>28143532
and let me guess, no qt gf, right?
>>28143545
Insulting strangers on the internet won't make Daddy come back into your life.
>>28143553
so its fine for you to say my family doesn't love me but when i point out the fact you dont have a gf you get mad. this is some top kek tier shit
>>28142522
>keeps room temp in 20 C
FTFY
>>28143358
'I'm going to permamently mark my skin with some shitty movie reference or the name of my love blah blah'
Tattoos are just idiot stamps, it lets society know who is retarded without having to test their IQ.
Because only a fool would stain their skin or get some shitty piercing.
>>28143579
You're the one who decided to insult people first. Don't dish it out if you can't take it, stupid slut.
>having a good relationship with your family is a red flag
tip top kek. I always knew fembots were broken, delusional whores but this is a whole new level
>he doesn't smoke meth
>he doesn't have piss bottles
>he doesn't have a torn off nipple
Fuck this gay earth
>>28143637
this whole thread is for insulting people.
and yes having too good of a relationship with your family is a red flag, and how did you know i was a girl
>>28143631
Why do you think that?
The human body is not sacred. It's nothing special. It deserves no more or less respect than lunch meat. If someone enjoys something and wants to get a tattoo, or wants to get a beautiful piece of art tattooed onto them, how does that have anything to do at all with their intelligence level?
Good friend of mine has a whole sleeve of literary tattoos.
>>28143673
>having too good of a family is a red flag
Reasoning?
Wouldn't that mean the person was raised right? Unless you mean the family spoiled them in which case that really isn't good parenting not really too good of a family
>>28143725
when you would rather hang out with your family and watch 70 year old cartoons instead of fucking me in the ass on a winter night you are too close to your family.
>>28143751
>implying you can't do both.
>forcing him to choose between you and his fucking family
>she doesn't value familial relationships
You're trash. No respectable man will ever want you
>is a robot
>is a normie
>>28143751
>being this much of a roastie
dont worry sweetheart no man wants to fuck your fat dirty ass even if he's not close to his family
>>28142147
>he walks like a virgin
Explain please.
>>28142190
what's a virgin laugh?
>>28142310
What about leather boots? Leather sneakers? Leather loafers?
>>28142456
>walks around in circles while listening to music
what?
>5'8"
>trivalizes sports as people running around
>wears basketball shorts everyday
>oily skin
>long dirty unkempt fingernails
>likes anime
>over 18 and still without a license
>lies online
>>28142147
>he walks like a virgin
I want this to be a meme so bad. How do I do the virgin walk? I want to ironically do it in public.
>>28142147
>he walks like a virgin
what
>>28142553
>like this ). while non virgins walk like /
what
>>28142147
That Wii U one is only true if he owns games others than SSB4
>all the virgins ITT
Sorry, but you walk funny. We can all tell.
>>28144350I think this is something about pegging/being assfucked by a gay man = losing virginity
>watches anime
>only interested in consumptive activities (e.g., video games, reading, watching TV or movies, as opposed to writing/working out/building things)
>prioritizes finding a girlfriend/romantic relationships/sex
>believes that finding a girlfriend will make him happy
>believes that anything is better than being alone
>no desire for self-improvement
>too emotionally sensitive
>no concept of a platonic female friend
>no male friends
>can't stand being alone
>no attention paid to physical health
>feels entitled to love, a relationship, or happiness
>talks too much
I have literally never met a guy who doesn't set off at least one of these red flags
>>28144459
well you are on 4chan, anime based board....
that anime flag is always going to go off about 99% of the time.
>no male friends
tfw not only at not desirable to opposite sex, but also avoided by most same sex individuals
>talks to much
I never have anyone to talk to, the moment I find one person I always do it and never learn...
>>28144424
You lie like a rug
>>28142147
>he owns a wii U
>posts a picture of metroid
>>28144530
I meet guys in real life too, not just on this board lol
>he eats food
>he sleeps at night
>he types using his hands
>he uses x
>he watches tv
>he watches youtube
>he plays video games
>he walks with his feet
>>28144599
You forgot
>He doesn't breath helium
>>28144424
That only applies to girls
>>28144459
i take it you've never heard of maslow's hierarchy of needs
this nigga you're describing needs at least someone in his life to have a close relationship with or else he'll literally go insane or already has (just like all human beings)
>>28142561
>>28142283
You're retarded
originallion
>>28144798
ok but I never said anything about platonic friendships being a red flag lol
if he's half as desperate as the people of this wonderful board then he is degenerate trash
it's pathetic when people care about dating
>>28144825
you sound like a wonderful human being
>>28144890
I mean I know some people will disagree with me but if you are so incomplete as a person that you need another person then I am pretty sure that is a red flag
>>28143266
I have two tattoos however they're both large in size and one tattoo could be considered 3 seperated tattoos arranged as a single tattoo triptych.
Did i pass the test anon?
>>28142522
>MAGA
I bet you have saggy titties.
>>28142309
holy shit this image led me to so much good porn
thank you anon
>>28142147
>he walks like a virgin
stop forcing your shit meme you baiting faggotI can't believe that some of you faggots still reply to threads like these
