>Daddy, how did you and mommy meet? I bet it was magical.
Is anybody else here genuinely disgusted by their parents?
My mum was raped as a kid and she told my dad and he still went for her... It's like cuckoldry is in my veins.
Why would you ever have kids? It's evil.
Yeah. We met in this wizard dating site for kiseless, broken people. The fact that you're so pretty makes me think your bio dad is actually another person, but I'm glad you have some healthy genes in your mix, as some mental disorders have an important hereditary component.
Btw, did you do your homework yet, young lady?
Well when I saw him post those dank memes, I just couldn't resist.
>>28138878
at a party, we were all really drunk and taking turns fucking your mom with some m8s. you were white so it turned out I had to be your dad :(
i actually met my gf during a coke fueled frenzy
>mom told her story 1 day
>she basically orbited and sunk her teeth into old dad
>she's been a NEET for the past 8 years
i told her to be my wife on an imageboard for losers and virgins and she said yes!
>dad married a single mom
>I was born
>would still never consider dating a single mother myself
We worked together for half a year, then started dating. Were we involved with each other during that time? No, she was fucking some other guy who was cheating on his wife with her; your mom got dumped and latched on to me, as though she could smell my lack of self-esteem. And here you are!
>>28138899
My mom told me she went to parties all the time to meet people with the explicit purpose of finding someone nice. She did some filtering by being at a good university and only went to parties where. She found my dad. I'm pretty sure they both didn't really have any dating experience before each-other.
It's just so disturbing to me. That even a woman like my mom who I love dearly filters entirely based on earning potential.
She didn't look for groups that share interests or anything. Just "yeah these guys get paid a lot". She didn't try to talk to people in class even. Like, she did EE. Way back. It's patrician-tier people there. Many of their mutual friends have serious connections like [phone company] research head.
And instead she went for my dad who has serious personality flaws.
>>28139192
>"uuhhh, yeah sweety, mummy just went to parties to meet a nice guy"
You believed that?
Fucking christ, dude
>>28139219
Well she's not that physically attractive, she didn't get to dance with anyone, the only people who approached her were completely smashed.
So the barkeep was the only option, he has to be there.
>>28138878
On a shithole called r9k.
>>28139292
Oh yeah she didn't take ANY FUCKING INITIATIVE. She's in a setting where she's practically outnumbered 10:1 men:women and she doesn't even try.
She doesn't even see why she should have.
Even my mom is entitled.
>>28139192
>She found my dad. I'm pretty sure they both didn't really have any dating experience before each-other.
Girls that go to university are the biggest whores around.
>>28139318
It was a different era. This was the 70-80's.
>>28139192
>I went to parties all the time but not to get wasted and fucked senseless it was to find a nice guy and I did a lot of f... filtering.
>>28139192
sorry to break this to you but 'filtering' is obviously her codeword for fucking
My mom and dad were drunk at a party when they met each other
>>28139332
who do you think you're kidding pal
>>28139368
>>28139339
I dunno. Back then Sweden was pretty conservative about that stuff.
I mean the shit they tell me about their dates. It's pretty geeky shit. Frankly given how little they did it seems they just decided to date and then mom was in him and his friends study group.
My mom has had it rather rough though. Throughout school she only had mean Stacie as friends. Never really got to dance. Like she really seems to make a point of that. She's been pressuring me to take initiative out of sympathy. She has pointed out girls on the street I should be asking for their number.
It's like her past is preventing her from getting to know me.
>>28139407
I dunno.
>>28138878
i bet your dick is magical you stupid little girl
>tfw I found out my dad would test women by leaving money in his pants and then leaving them at women's apartments to see if it'd still be here when his clothes were returned
>mommy dearest did his laundry and returned the twenty dollar bill
>>28140687
I think I'l do that just so I know I don't get too attached
That's a really good idea.
>>28140687
>a retard spawning another retard
Who knew?
>>28140807
>retard
Elaborate on why this is retarded?
He's testing her to see what would happen. She proved to be a really nice person.
>My brother, her father, introduced us. Now put your veil back on, you're hurting my honour.
>>28140863
...seikhs don't wear veils
Well, sweety, I met your mommy at work.
When I heard that she was all alone with a beautiful little girl, I had to step up to the plate.
Remember, sweetie, a real man raises another man's child.
>>28140858
>losing twenty dollars because you're a romanticist fool
>>28141791
>twenty dollars
I guess if you're poor that matters. But I guess depending on how rich you are you need to put different amounts in the pocket.
>because you're a romanticist fool
That's pretty cynical m80.
>>28138878
Who the fuck are you, kid?
Get the fuck away from me.
>>28138878
If me and my oneitis end up having kids it'll be a semi cute story I guess.
>Be robot neet who focuses on Academia
>Do well academically, have crush on girl who sits at front and does similar
>Go off to different Universities
>Meet up in Easter of 3rd year
>Make out
>She goes back to Uni (now)
>We both finish University and fall happily in love
I'm guessing i'm gonna get cucked, but if I don't i've kind of won the jackpot.
>>28141873
>neet who focuses on Academia
>neet
Not in education, employment or training.
Yeah, you sound like quite the scholar.
>>28139550
bruh
I ded
>tfw mom met dad at rehab
I have no fucking idea why she thought things would work out.
>met current gf on fetlife as we share the same very specific fetishes
>if we have a child there is a very good chance they will come into the world from some pretty weird sex where my gf is either pretending to be underage or as part of a rape RP
>possibly from one of the times I cum on her face to "mark" her as my property and she scrapes it off and fingers herself with it.
Should probably come up with a nice romantic story if that ever happens
>>28142239
Junkies aren't particularly noted for wise decision making.
My parents moved in next to her parents and they made me go say hi to her.
Halloween party.
We were dressed as the same thing.
You gave me a lollipop.
>ff to another party
We got really drunk and made out on a couch.
The rest is history.
At least that's my gf of 2 months
>>28141791
>$20
>relevant
Spotted the poorfag.
Back to McDonald's
>>28142577
True, at least she only smokes pot now. Dad still does all kinds of drugs.
