>tfw 18 and STILL a virgin
What the FUCK
26 here
sup
I'm almost a wizard
>tfw 20 and still a virgin
>tfw big african hat does nothing for me
>tfw my rascal doesn't even love me anymore
>tfw smart, handsome and completely chadtastic
>tfw STILL haven't got my dick sucked by every woman I see
yeah that's getting up there. don't panic though, you still have a couple years before the point of no return.
22 reporting
apprenticeship is going well, i can feel my magick growing stronger each day
someday i will join the ranks of the masters of the arcane
>>28138077
So? I'm almost 33
>tfw women STILL don't praise me like their bitchemperor
>>28138099
29 here. Most "robots" will turn 24, meet a girl and get married so this board isn't much for wizards, but I come for the images still.
>>28138109
>tfw smart, handsome and completely chadtastic
Bless your heart, you aren't any of those.
>tfw women STILL haven't fucked me to death
>>28138141
I managed to meet a girl recently, so I might be able to avoid Hogwarts, but I'll still pop in once in a while.
>had gf at 16/17
>lost virginity
>Havent had sex in 5 years
who's winning now. I dont know
> Go outside
> Girls don't immediately start sucking my dick
>girl drops her pen
>I pick it up and give it back to her
>She thanks me
>That's it
>No sex or anything
Fucking women.
>wear y-3, raf, and dttk every damn day
>stacy goes after damn dan
>mfw being effay doesn't hide the autism
>>28138077
>Soon to be 19
Fembot here
None of you are ever gonna get laid
This kind of shit is going to turn us all retarded. Too many levels of irony. Abort abort.
>>28138413
>fembot
B8 game low
>>28138141
I guess I don't fall under most then. 29 and still a virgin. The count down begins mortals, and in little bit less than a year I will wield powers beyond your comprehension.
>>28138077
26 years old
KHV
get on my level bitch
>>28138077
try 37 shitlord
>>28138077
Im 20 cunt thats nothing
>>28138077
>turned 19 last month
>still a virgin
I always thought that 20 is the point of no return but that gets less comforting as the days tick away
>>28138109
>tfw smart, handsome and completely chadtastic
BIess your heart, you aren't any of those.
>>28138292
I've read enough PUA books to tell you this with absolute authority.
With such beta behavior you will never get a gf. Women don't want some spineless weakling who licks their feet like that. Women want an alpha. And alphas don't go down to pick up pens.
>>28138141
I'm 24 right now will be 25 in December, where's my gf at punk?
>>28138077
18 is nothing, most people loose their v-card at age 17
>>28138872
She's sucking Chad off right now.
>>28138163
>>28138831
Does the fuckin' robot even work right now?
Is this a repost or am I just blind to see the difference between those two comments.I mean except their ID.
>>28138883
Yeah, so basically it means you're late compared to most of people. Although not fatal, it is a worrying sign, even more so if you are not only a virgin but also have no sexual.romantic interactions (ie: being a KV who never got touchy feely with a roastie).
>28
>kissless
>hugless
>handholdless
>touchless
>virgin
2 more years and my wizard powers will be stronger than anybody's thanks to being so pure.
>>28138851
What am I supposed to do? Kick her pen away?
>>28139244
Yes. I've read about this in books.
You're supposed to look at it, make her know that you see it, and just do nothing but walk away. Let the roastie pick it up herself.
Almost 26, still haven't gotten further than getting a blowjob, it was from a prostitute when I was 17, friends payed for it, and I was on acid. Better than nothing I guess.
>>28139193
>tfw considering just going gay and doing it with fellow neckbeard in that situation
Is this Hell?
>>28139472
depends. you either become super depressed and continue to think up reasons why you're a virgin at 30 or you simply give up and no longer feel anything for people and accept why you're a virgin at 30.
I went for the second option.
Think of it like a superpower.
In this day and age where sex is present in every pore of society, you managed to avoid it completely. You were surrounded by horny hormone fueled girls for atleast 6 hours a day when you were in high school and you managed not getting even a small kiss from them.
People have sex everyday, it is a primary need for them. They can't imagine life without sex, no matter how poor or rich they are. And you ignore it completely. Just think how much more time, money and options you have if you disregard females alltogether. You have a major advantage in resources if you want to become the best at something. Just think about it really. It is like you never have to worry about eating again, no worrying where to eat, what to cook, what to buy, how much time you have for eating nothing. That's big.
>>28139684
ayy I never fucked a girl I'm invincible
