>got a second interview for an accounting job
>only took a few accounting jobs in college and did poorly in them
>don't know that much about accounting
>have no idea how I got this far in the first place
How do I convince these people to give me a job? My interviewing skills are pretty poor, I get nervous and pause, or blabber endlessly into tangents.
I'm especially nervous now because I thought nothing would come of this, and this job pays really well for my area and is exactly the sort of thing I've been looking for to start my career. The fuck do I do senpaitachi? Any similar situations?
>>28137864
*only took a few accounting classes in college
Fuck.
Also, first interview was only a phone interview so it barely matters.
Bumping since I need help to get these shekels boys. I am out of options and time.
>posting best girl in such embarrassing poses
>>28138148
What if Nonon were so into you she would get into any pose you demanded even though it embarrassed the shit out of her, and would hold it until you allowed her to do otherwise?
>>28138210
Okay you win, that's pretty hot.
>>28138222
But Nonon can't help me get a job. If I brought in a portfolio of cute and lewd Nonon pictures, It'd probably turn out badly.
>>28138482
But at least you would get to stroke your penis to a cute girl like Nonon!
>>28137864
>File: sample_377b0f195ff41ccbb2(...).jpg
>sample
>>28138506
saucenao.com
>>28138490
What if HR didn't like the cut of my gib or the angle of my dangle? I mean, I'd do my best to impress them with my masturbation display, but I'd probably have performance anxiety.
>>28138733
I want to see your masturbation display.
>>28138482
Fucking do it.
That'd be glorious.
I'd hire you
>>28138839
Oh yeah? Where would you have me spray my load? Or is wondering where I'm gonna spew it all part of the fun?
>>28138912
Oh my god.
PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR LOAD
>>28138920
Petty sure all the HR people there will be roasties and stacies; do you think if they like my dick enough, they'll masturbate with me? I hear that's how you can tell an interview is going well.
>>28138978
I want to see your penis! Please don't tease me!
>>28139008
I'm just not that kinda boy, anon. I need to have someone buy me dinner before I let them see my pee-pee.
>>28139170
Please.
Look how fast I'm replying, I need your dick!
>>28139194
Will you be my internet gf? Even if you're a boy?
>>28139283
Yes! Well, maybe, it depends!
>>28137864
>>28137891
>>28138210
>>28138482
>>28138978
>>28139283
Please do not do this to my waifu.She reminds me of a girl who I had a crush on
>>28139347
Qualifications:
>very sweet boy
>will act as emotional tampon as necessary
>will make cummies for you and jerk off for you on cam when it comes to that
>>28139406
YES PLEASE
I'm cute and a virgin and I want a strong boyfriend
>>28139418
You mean it anon?
Okay we're officially dating now
>>28139436
No I need your steam first
>>28139514
I prefer skype actually T B H
You better be as dedicated as I am to making this relationship work
>>28139514
That 180
>>28139565
I don't use skype
post steam
>>28139568
what
>>28139587
STEAM IS GAY AND DUMB I WANT TO USE SKYPE DO WHAT I SAY YOU LITTLE BITCH YOU'RE MY PROPERTY NOW
>>28139608
Okay I'll download it
I want to see you jerk off immediately though
>>28139608
Man... the sounds of an omega licking a black guy's cum off his gf's ass are more alpha that what you just did.
>>28139645
I disagree, it turned me on and I liked it a lot
>>28139660
Suit yourself then, just be conscious that this guy will never do anything more alpha than stomping his foot and using caps. :*
On a side note, pls tell us if he actually shows you his 3.1415926^2 on cam
>>28139634I don't actually even own a cam yet
>>28139645
Shut up cakeboi
>>28139717
What's your skype name? I'm gonna make an account in a second
>>28139701
>:*
what is that emoticon supposed to be?
>>28139717
>Shut up cakeboi
>cakeboi
I have literally never seen a worse insult, not that I can remember.
Honestly, that sounded like the guy whose mommy didn't alloy him to say bad words and he used stuff like that to appear cool in front of his friends. You are sincerely spiraling down into fucking zeta tier senpai
...jesus... cakeboi...
>>28139825
you've never heard the word cakeboi before? do you live under a rock?
>>28139796
Soft passive-aggressiveness.
>>28139830
You got me there senpai, I honestly didn't make the connection with the slang term... FROM 25 YEARS AGO.
At least use something from the current millenium mate.
>tfw I downloaded skype and made an account for him and he's not replying
at least I can masturbate to his posts
>>28139825
>>28139858
>mfw this guy is likely not even old enough to post here
>mfw if anyone said shit to him irl he'd just clam up and awkwardly sit there while he was berated
>>28139756
Sorry anon I came and I don't want a gf/bf anymore
we can still be friends though
>>28139883
Can't say "I told ya", cuz I didn't. But I sorta implied it, so there's that mate.
Don't expect someone who uses caps and insults from 2 decades ago to appear alpha, to... well... actually be anything more than an omega.
>>28139903
;_;
What did you cum to? Please show me your dick.
>>28139933
I was having sex with my physical bf but I was thinking about you the whole time I promise
>>28139903
Anon, your projection is showing.
I've been old enough to be here for several years, even though you are probably older than me, with all the 90's slang.
I still have more of a spine, and balls,
than you ever will though.
>>28139933
>physical bf
>kek
He got scared at the prospect of actually having to show his dick mate. This is the norm with those like him; all tough until they actually need to do something more than just brag and talk
>>28139952
At least I can masturbate to you calling me your property. :-;
