Girls have a soft, warm hole between their legs that they let you rub your dick in if they like you. Why aren't you enjoying the soft, warm hole?
>>28136399
feelz good mang
because i'd rather lick the feet
>>28136399
I am enjoying the soft, warm hole. It's great.
>>28136399
>if they like you
>>28136399
Because poop comes from there
>>28136399
because in order to get to the rainbow i have to eat the yellow but i taste blood probably just shove a brick up my ass instead
>if they like you
but also
>if you like them
and ne'er the twain shall meet
maybe grudge fucking is the way
They don't like me blox
Because I live with family and don't go outside. Why are you here if you're rubbing holes?
>soft, warm hole
Is it just me, or does a vagina straight up feel lukewarm at best, like room temperature? Seriously, I know many people call it a warm hole, but I never felt any sort of heat from it, it feels straight up room temperature, maybe around 72 degrees to be precise.
>>28136399
I'm ugly.
thyme
>>28136598
Are you a homosexual? blox
>>28136631
72 degrees would feel fucking cold on your dick
>it's another episode
>>28136399
Because no girls like me, not even on 4chan are they attracted to me or give me any replies in even those qt threads.
>>28136631
It definitely feels nice and warm to me, especially with the first plunge. especially when the room is cold. winter hole
>>28136399
'cause I just finished jacking off and right now I'm listening to the theme from Dawn of the Dead
But I'm married and I do and I'm Catholic so I have 3 kids.
I wish I was. I added a chubby ugly girl I know on steam. She's a virgin AFAIK. I play really distant so I will probably lose her. She's totally crazy, but says she's moving away in a month? Might need to get on that...
>>28136650
i have unreasonable standards
many (unpleasant) girls have liked me
>>28136399
>girls
Yes
>old hags
Nope
That girl is an old hag.
I've never had the chance.
>average looks
>no job
>low self confidence
Its going to be a looong time before i get a chance at the soft, warm hole; if ever.
>>28136631
Body temp is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. Your dick is close to that but maybe less because it sticks out of your body. The inside of a vagina will be 98.6 degrees because it's inside the body. You only get the nice warm sensation when you're completely naked in a cold room making the hole rub.
>>28136730
This thread isn't about your miserable life, go cry elsewhere.
>>28136683
>>28136741
well that explains it
>>28136399
AND IF YOU DARE ENTER THE HOLE, YOU'LL FALL STRAIGHT DOWN TO HELL AND NEVER BE LET OUT!!
THE ACT OF FORNICATION IS ONLY ALLOWED IF THE COUPLE HAS THR SOLE INTENT OF BRINGING ANOTHER SOULD INTO THIS WORLD. AND IT CAN BE OVER WITH IN TWO STROKES. ONE FOR INSERSHION AND ONE FOR COMPLESHION.
SEEING THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY ITS DEMONIC
I ALMOST VROKE MY HAND WHEN I SLAMMED MY KEYBOARD
![tumblr_mugcwoN6jn1sbmml3o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1uCmeHq.jpg "tumblr_mugcwoN6jn1sbmml3o1_1280[1].jpg")
>tfw ywn feel the warm wet hug
>>28137005
did you also vroke your dick which is why you're an angry christian/b8 fag?
>>28136631
>it feels straight up room temperature, maybe around 72 degrees to be precise.
>>28136683
>It definitely feels nice and warm to me, especially with the first plunge. especially when the room is cold. winter hole
>winter hole
HOLY FUCK, I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Winter hole lol you can't make this shit up I swear
>>28136718
You forgot she's used goods and literal prostitute that moved in with a disgusting manlet just so she wouldn't have to work or pay bills.
>>28136399
>that they let you rub your dick in if they like you
That's the problem. They don't like me
>>28136923
>answers a question
>gets lambasted by generic niggerfaggot #275,483
Eat yourself
>>28136923
Get out you dumb normie. You post here because we let you for our entertainment
>>28137658
>You forgot she's used goods and literal prostitute that moved in with a disgusting manlet just so she wouldn't have to work or pay bills.
yes, but she can fit an impressive number of pencils in her anus.
>>28136399
Im too busy enjoying a boys soft warm hole.
>>28137788
I'd like to enjoy your warm hole fgt
>>28137809
Im a top nig-nog.
>Pic related: girls are shit tier and should only be used to breed, the greeks had it right all along.
I am with my roommate's mom. She's pretty weird so I feel bad about the situation.
>>28137831
This bring whole new meaning to "You scream like your mom last night" on COD multiplayer.
>>28137828
>I'm a top
>posts shit about boipussy
this is why I'll never fuck a dude.
How dare you have ambitions while trying to fulfill a feminine role you smelly piece of shit.
>>28136631
>body has 72 degrees
>water boils at 100
Wtf man, are you fucking a lady devil?
Hol mah pocket.
HOL
MAH
PAW
KET
>>28137878
>australia wakes up
>>28136399
I'm too ugly to get any of them to let me into their hole
>>28137893
You meant
>rest of the world wakes up
>>28136399
Once you get a taste of that pussy, you become a slave to the pussy.
Stay safe, dont fo pussy.
>>28136399
Because they don't like me.
>>28137788
If that's a boy then I'm a faggot...because I'd be willing to spend the rest of my life with whoever the fuck this is.
>tfw this is probably one of those "miracle pictures" where the person looks like a 100/10 immaculate perfection but none of their other pics come even close to looking this good
I hate when this happens.
>>28138984
I'm not sure if I'm gay or or some guys are just really good at taking pics.
>>28139200
I think we just might be gay. I think the only reason why my dick is diamonds is because with that hairstyle "he?" kinda looks like that underage chick that plays Selina Kyle on Gotham. And I would absolutely DESTROY her.
>>28137828
>tfw qt tomboysih gf
>tfw she checks 1-7 on the left easily
>tfw not literally #8 but very easily turned on by you
>tfw all the good emotions but not the negative ones - no desire for drama
I like how that image shows all the "ideals" that a men could offer and all the worst a woman could, and presents them as if it's an accurate representation of every person falling into either category based on gender.
>>28137878
>why don't americunts use metric units?
>still trying to be the special kid of the class,
>"look guys, I'm using a different unit! pretty cool huh"
All I see is another human being like me, whose biological and social background has dictated that she act in ways that are fundamentally different to my character and who appeals to me for this reason, and who is kneeling to display her most emotionally appealing feature, that being one or both orifices where numerous nerves are concentrated in order to make the sexual act pleasurable and which (in the case of one orifice) is a means of procreating. As a heterosexual male of an age where my libido is supposed to be high my penis should become erect and I should find this image attractive, and should allow it or understand if it induces feelings of longing, sadness, anger, frustration etc in me as a consequence of seeing it.
Life is suffering frogbros
>>28137905
>non-relevant parts of the world wake up
FIFY
Too much trouble
>>28136399
They won't let me for free.
WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE GARDEN
>if they like you.
they don't because I'm not chad.
>>28136730
I want to non non her biyori
>>28136399
>Why aren't you enjoying the soft, warm hole?
What are you talking about, anon? i enjoy warm holes regularly. It's been less than 6 hours since the last time I did.
I know it's unreasonable but i really hate it when girls have that brown tint all over thier butthole.
>>28136399
Holy fuck I just want to dive right in lick, suck and fuck both of her delicious holes.
>>28141379
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
>>28137788
You mean the same asshole women have too? Does that mean wowmen have DOUBLE PUSSY?
>>28136399
Because they dont like me enough or the ones that do live too far away.
The holes are mocking me, its like the closer I get the less likely my dick is to rub in them.
>>28136399
>soft, warm hole
Gotta pay the troll toll...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtOEig1l8SA
Because after having it a few times, sex is overrated and uninteresting.
I built it up as this huge. life changing experience and when I finally got laid all I could during my first time was "...huh. well I'm bored."
Pussy ain't shit and I'm still just as miserable as before.
>>28142538
>I built it up as this huge. life changing experience and when I finally got laid all I could during my first time was "...huh. well I'm bored."
Maybe you didn't do it well then
Not that I would know
>>28142538
>>28142705
I see where he is coming from since my first sex was very disappointing too. But it simply takes some time to truly "get it". It took me maybe 10-20 times until I started to really like sex. Also, it is better if you're in love and actually care about the girl.
>>28142538
>tfw recently during sex you were wishing you were playing battlefield instead
There's just too much pressure to please these days. And those fucking smells, even on hygienic girls...
>>28142782
>And those fucking smells
I don't know what you're on about. I love the smell how women smell. It turns me on like nothing else.
>>28142849
That generic pussay stank, my man
>>28142875
Yes, that's why I'm confused. I love the smell of healthy pussy.Yeast infectionand stuff like that is horrible though.
>>28136631
You gotta remember during intercourse your body temperature especially in certain areas is raised. So while it may only feel warm to those areas it is infact hotter. Like when you run freezing cold hands under luke warm water, it feels hot.
>>28142782
Then you are dysfunctional senpai. The smell and taste of girls act as aphrodisiacs for men.
Not aphrodisiacs as in "A shitton of people like them so therefore you must like them too or you're a loser", but as in "the substances in the puss-juice are literally, medically proven to be aphrodisiacs for males"
>>28142782
>GF has ridiculously tight vagina
>Have quite a thicc dicc
>Can't get it in unless in very specific positions
>Just gave up as I don't enjoy sex that much anyway
>Would rather be playing vidya
>>28142875
>generic pussay stank
There's no such thing, you insane faggot.
Also, quit acting like you had such a large sample pool, you deluded retard
>>28136515
came here to post this
mute these nuts, modcuck
>>28143086
>There's no such thing, you insane faggot.
So you're saying the juices of a pussy have no smell? Virgin detected.
>the substances in the puss-juice are literally, medically proven to be aphrodisiacs for males
I can vouch for that. But in a way, it still smells fucking disgusting if you concentrate on it enough
>>28142782
This is me, after the sex i wish press some ejection button bc and play vydia, after sex is shit
>>28143018
>taste of girls
Fucking cannibals.
>>28143432
I hope you sleep around with strangers. Just imaging your partner feeling like that in a serious loving relationship. That'd be sad, really.
>>28143086
sounds like your sample pool is the empty set
>>28137235
O fugg that girl made my dick hard the whole season and when I saw that scene I dropped everything and jerked off
>>28136399
>ugly
>fat
>gynecomastia
>no stamina
>have this weird natural body odor that I can't mask
>no charisma
>get nervous and sweaty whenever a girl so much as bats an eye at me
I don't think a girl wants me to enjoy her soft, warm hole.
>>28136399
i can't bother to get them like me.
>>28137828
Any one have full res of the left?
>>28137828
I want more images like this, with boy and girl pussy next to each other
i'll be sticking to superior boi pucci
>>28137235
>You'll never have a sexy, Satan possessed nun rape you and steal your purity
Why even bother living familia?
>>28136399
>Girls have a soft, warm hole between their legs that they let you rub your dick in if they like you. Why aren't you enjoying the soft, warm hole?
Because I am unlikeable. Even if I was really good looking, girls wouldn't want me.
>>28136399
Because I have a hairy dick and it would hurt them. Like sticking a cactus in a vagina.
>>28136399
Because I have nothing women are looking for in a man. I'm not particularly upset with them, but that's how it is
I'm content just jacking off to hentai and doing my own thing anyways
I did, today in fact 6 times ;)
>>28136399
bcuz they won't let me
