Catfishman here. Sup faglords.
No, this isn't another epic tale, this is a
/cafishing tips & tricks/
so you can join the catfishing fight and spread the fear of Catfishman. 2016 is the year of the Catfish it's literally more fun than Dark Souls III.
1. Multi-purpose your marks
Don't just lure some bitch to Arby's and lol at her from the parking lot as she cries into her curly fries, think bigger. You have her number and you know tidbits of info about her and if you remember her profile, you still have pictures. You can extend your lulz with a little creativity. Some cheap ideas I like to do is make fake craigslist and kijiji ads saying something like "Hi, I'm a single girl looking for a little fun ;) from older gentlemen" or "I've available for full body massages this wednesday! ;)" and then I leave her number. Imagining the phone calls she gets is always a good time.
more?
I recommend you start some mutual activity online with the girl first. You can use both reddit and different punlic chat rooms to come into contact with girls open to do say sexual roleplays. A lot of the time you'll start at the smut and go on to be "friends". After you've gained their trust you can send them a stolen pic or two from some chad's facebook in exchange for nudes.
2. Check your pictures are Catfish Pro
Whereever you get your pics, make sure there aren't any hidden water marks, or that they are easily backtraced with google image, or some famous person. When I started out I kept getting dinged due to "Tin Eye" but I've figured out workarounds for that by simply trolling other dating profiles from foreign countries. That being said make sure your "catfish account" has a style that fits your local. A lot of Euro dudes I find pictures of look like they are straight out of the 90's and most girls here aren't attracted to them.
If you want personalized tips just ask.
>>28134993
>No, this isn't another epic tale
then who gives a shit
>>28135158
I do. I want to catfish bitches.
I would give advice but I feel like I learned all this shit from experience and so should you.
If you want to troll then you be a big boy and learn your shit, I'm not spoon feeding you
top kek
i cat fished a (very) passable transgirl and she sent me her nudes ( i lost them :(() and a video of her sucking this dudes dick.
not sure if i should post it...she browses some boards on this site.
>>28135332
passable transgirls are the catfishes of real life
anybody has the original stories screencap'd?
