Robot jobs thread - late night edition
I'll start
>45 years young
>6.45 an hour
>chef at wendys
>>28134928
I don't believe this
wendy's wouldn't hire someone that old over all the young applicants
>>28134928
It's the same fucking guy that makes this thread every time.
>19
>$75 for in-town gig, $200-300 for travel gig
>videographer
>>28134928
>under minimum wage
we don't believe you, you need more people
>chef
>Wendy's
No your just a burger flipping 45yo loser
24
50k/yr
art teacher
>>28135002
Did you know art teachers get paid around $7k-10k more than the average teacher?
>and people say that art degree is useless
23
27k year
No other details needed, I'm just fucked.
>>28135001
Everybody here is a loser.
Post you fucking NEETs
>>28135043
This is literally untrue, are you just shitposting.
>>28135160
Average high school teaching wage is 46k, average art teacher is 55k.
Not even joking
>>28135043
Who are you quoting? You are so fucking retarded. Typical tripfag.
27
75k/year
it's fine
>>28134994
underr8ed reference m8
>>28135212
I had a teacher a few years back who used to rant about how the art teachers "did nothing but finger paint" but made so much more than her
I just googled it to confirm
>>28135246
You are a fucking faggot of the highest tier
>>28135183
do you live in yurop or some shit where teachers get paid differently based on their class?
>>28135260
>butthurt grade rooms crying about art teachers
every time, every fucking time
meanwhile I have 33 fucking kindergartners asking me 500 questions and I have no natural form of discipline since I'm not their fucking homeroom, and to actually give discipline I jump to hell and back, rather than just moving a clip in their class
oh and I also have 33 kids in a small class while they have like 20
get cucked you fucking shitheads, the only bad grade to teach is third since you begin testing there
>>28134928
19
13.21 an hour
Call Center
Feelsgoodman.jpg
>20
>10.50/hr
>retail
>>28135325
No that's the average when looking at the United States.i live in texas
26
80-130k/yr depending on OT
mariner
it's not a good life to be quite honest
>>28135373
>>28135043
>using meme arrows for no reason
>using a tripcode for no reason
Kill yourself, retard. Fuck off back to /r/4chan.
>>28134961
Fast food places hire people over 40 all the time.
I know because I've worked with some when I worked fast food.
>>28135325
You sound way to angry to teach kindergarten. I wonder if my kindergarten teacher was a closet Pedo too?
>>28135373
mate i live in texas too what the fuck are you smoking
all teachers get paid exactly the same in literally every district for primary/secondary
>>28135336
Nice.
I might have to find a call center job myself. Sounds comfy enough
>25
>18 hr. Avg 8 hours overtime a week
>5 ton local truck driver
It's a pretty cozy gig. I get paid by the hour instead of by delivery which is awesome because there's time when I have to wait up to 2 hours for product to be ready and I get stuck in bullshit traffic jams a lot too. The downsides is that the time I get off work is difficult to predict which makes it tricky to plan things around. There's also all the idiots on the roads constantly keeping me on edge and all of our trucks have some sort of bullshit problem.
I also have 100% benefits, yearly boot allowance and I get 100$ loyalty checks every 3 months.
>>28135415
Okay, I'll go tie the noose now. Thanks for making me realize how useless of a person I am. I really put a lot of value in the words of someone called "anonymous."
>21
>11$/hr
>dishwasher
>>28135415
>I'm not him
What the fuck is a meme arrow?
You're projecting, go away
>>28135437
>projecting
I love kids, and I don't really want kids of my own because of the responsibilities and potential fuckups. I have absolutely no problem with my students, but instead their butthurt teachers and admin fucking me over with so many students in a (non art room) classroom.
Also I'm not quite as autistic as you and can easily separate my feelings/attitude between work/friends/SO/online/etc.
>>28135440
>texas
>primary/secondary
I'm having a hard time believing you.
>>28135490
I mean I can call them elementary/middle/high if you want.
Why the fuck would I lie about living in texas, this place is a shit hole and is about to be destroyed by hail/possible tornado for like the 3rd this in 2 months.
>>28135449
Sooo fucking comfy
Just need a CDL?
...Would they hire a felon who may have keyed his moms quarter panel a year ago?
23
25/h
Security
Dont get to many hours though, plus gas and parking fees have to be paid
>>28135468
Just fuck off already, normalfag.
>28
>$13/hr
>merchandising supervisor at walmart
>>28135489
Wait what how am I projecting? I just assumed cuz ur a guy who teaches kindergarten and also go on 4chan. Sounds a little fucked up to me.
Also u talked about beating a kid in a rather graphic way and that's telling of your anger.
What I find funny is that my post is based entirely off your previous one while you just devolve into random assumptions about me when my post betrayed nothing about my character. If anything you are projecting.
You really shouldn't have that job and I kind of want to look into a way to report you for what you say about abusing children.
>>28135490
>>28135517
Get the fuck off my thread guys, trying to get job advice alright
>34
>$350/day
>roadie
>>28135533
Where do you do security for and what do you think helped get you the job?
>>28135570
>beating a kid
What the fuck lol, are we even reading the same things? Disciplining a kid nowadays is moving a piece of paper on another piece of paper, then call their parents if they have it moved like 5 times.
Am I being baited?
Im 23 and work for $9 an hour at mcdonalds. Unlike op im not trolling so im the biggest loser in this thread.
Go to college kids. But you dont need me to tell you that since youre a bunch of normies anyway.
>23 years of age (as of midnight tonight!)
>$14/hr
>warehouse
Pretty comfy desu, have a little studio that I keep clean, lots of books and a big TV. it's easy to save since I'm single and know how to cook.
>>28135570
Oh my fucking God
go away you annoying fucking faggot
>>28135570
>senile grandpa detected
Man Wendy's is delicious
>>28135598
Different venues each weekend, sports matches, hotel functions, bars, restaurants. Still havent done a club though but that's probably for the best
Nothing desu, where i live i think they'll take anyone if you are not retarded enough to show up with the right licenses and qualifications.
>>28135616
Stop replying dude, he doesn't matter. Please stop replying, because he never will.
>>28135616
Kind of I really thought u wrote moving a clip to their ass. I thought you meant like whipping them with a ruler.... I'm stoned and was abused as a child sorry. Still think a kindergarten teacher shouldn't be on 4chan but who am I to judge?
>23
>$13.65
>Lowe's
It could be worse I guess.
>>28135628
I appreciate you, based fast food provider
>>28135687
>breaking the law
>can't even read
>passing judgment on what I do in my free time
>literally projecting your childhood issues onto what I said, then shitposting when I said you projected 3 posts ago
>27
>62k a year (will be 270k in two years)
>doctor
>30
>$28.65 CDN
>Call centre, insurance
Best job so far
>>28135630
Happy fucking birthday senpai, and good for you
How much is rent? 40 hour weeks?
Man I want Wendy's now
Those nuggies are some of the best
>>28135526
Graduated class 5 license. The trucks don't have air brakes so you don't need any further certification but it would help. They also need 2+ years of prior delivery work in the city and a clean driving abstract. I had worked for the company a year before I got this gig so that helped as well.
Depends on what your felony offense is for. If it's related to driving then you're not going to be getting anything behind the wheel. One of our forklift operators spent a few years in jail tho, but he's got 20 years experience on a forklift.
>>28135750
Thank you brobot. Rent's about 600 including utilities. It's like 5 miles from my workplace so it's pretty awesome. 40 hours, usually get at least some overtime.
>>28135680
Thanks, sonny. It's so nice to be appreciated by a young man like yourself. We'll see you again soon?
>19
>9/hr
>cashier and other various tasks in a grocery store
Wish I could be a truck driver though. Shame you have to be 21 to get anything proper
>>28135687
Hahaha I'm sure that guy makes a fine teacher. Sorry I unloaded on you but yeah, you were on one for a couple posts there
>>28135807
You got it man
>>28135053
>25
>$15k/yr
Life is pretty bad, bruh, but thank god for cheap whiskey.
>>28134928
>41 yo
>0$/hour
>house husband
>>28135743
What's a CdN and what job exp/college do you have?
Plz post here keep the thread Alive
>>28135886
CDN is canadian currency and the typical job experience is retail or sales experience. Might need a special license if you're selling insurance tho.
>>28134928
>>45 years young
I'm 71 and I fucking hate that phrase.
You're old, fucking accept it. You have nothing to look forward to but a prostate the size of a grapefruit, erectile dysfunction, arthritis, and working at Walmart because you don't have a pension.
45 years young. My wrinkly old age-spotted ass. Cut the shit, you sissy-boy. No one gets out of life alive.
>>28136272
Time stamp or fall off a curb
>19
>10.59 an hour
>Cashier at Target
>>28134928
>47 years young
>7.55 an hour
>chef at carl's jr
>>28135517
I want you to get the fuck out of Texas.
We are the best state in the Union.
>>28135886
>>28136125
BA Econ.
Retail, fired. Neetdom.
Insurance admin, fired. Neetdom.
Call centre temp. job contract, contract end.
Then this job. Requires degree, in which it "proves" you can pick things up. Job training and get the basic license to handle/sell general insurance.
No face to face at least but talking and interactions that I have to push through everyday. Less bs than retail and admin work for sure.
>>28134928
37, Jewish lawyer, 6 gorillian/year
>captcha oy vey
>>28136368
>target
I just started there myself. I work in the deli and make $11.50 starting. Feels okay man
>24
>like 82k? a year after bonuses
>software engineer
i really need to get paid more im poor af
>>28136348
Prove he isn't 71 fucking redditfag.
>>28134928
>18 years young
>former job at pizza place
>minimum wage for wherever I live
>current job
>part time video editor
>get payed $12 an hour
>work from home, sometimes in studio
>boss wants to hire me full time after I graduate
pretty happy with myself desu
>>28136348
still want those nudes?
>26
>135k base
>20-30% annual bonus
>5000 shares vested over two years
>software engineer
I'm still miserable
>>28136629
Why do fresh out of college stem kids always need to put a comment like that? You're a faggot dude
>>28136757
I didn't go to college, I learned everything I know on my own, thanks
>30
>$10.00/HR
>cashier at baseball Dodger Stadium
Piss easy job. It's a five hour shift, but at least an hour and half is wasted on prep, transportation, and generally doing nothing.
>>28136726
Omg yes
They have to be time stamped or I won't believe you
>>28136733
10 years older and slightly higher pay here. Everything else the same as your post. Including being miserable.
>>28136774
alright
how about
Fuck you, not happening
>>28136368
Working at Target was the best job I ever had. I worked the carts. Basically, it only got busy at certain hours. The rest of the time I would goof off. My day went something like this
>clock in at 8am
>refill bags
>go to the bathroom and take a 30 minute shit
>work til lunch time
>avoid the lunch time rush
>work til 3pm
>have my friend pick me up and go home
>come back next day and say I forgot to clock out. fill out clock correction and say I clocked out at 5pm
>>28136726
Yardstick next to balls plz
>>28136769
Want a cookie? Answer my question. What do you gain by being a smug faggot and saying "I'm poor lol"
>>28136805
I am poor, my income is far lower than the average for my area.
>>28136733
>>28136781
Why? Is it the workload or what?
Been considering learning to code, tired of being broke and shiiiiit
>>28136794
Yardstick next to balls plz
>>28136805
Sorry not a retard, don't post nudes online
like I said not much to see anyway
>>28134928
Don't say 'chef', you're not a chef.
>>28136825
If you're serious you're retarded
>>28136851
Face pic then? Or something?
Am I talking to the alleged 71 y/o man who's been cussing me out on r9k?
>>28136882
Or I live in an area where the average housing costs is 4x the rest of the US and average income is 200k+ per household
>>28136847
Fucking fine, only if you post yours first. I mean, it's only absolutely fair. I don't hate anon, I love anon. But right now, anon is killing us in nude trade. They're asking for yardstick ball nudes, and not giving anything in exchange. So when I'm elected anon, I'm going to be very tough on nudes trade. We're going to make the best nudes deals, absolutely tremendous nudes here people.
>>28136904
I absolutely hate taking pictures of myself. Don't have any on hand at the moment...
Plus fear of doxxing and shit. Like I said, I'm not that stupid.
>>28136838
I joined this company pretty early right out of school and eventually found myself in a somewhat hard to replace position. Though my total comp isn't really out of the normal range for the area
>>28136838
I'm just lonely, that's all.
24
$27 an hour
janitor
i'm australian which explains the high wage, but still well paid for my job. too bad i only work between 3-12 hours a week
>>28136970
I'll be your cute twink boyfriend, houseboy, cuddle buddy and blowjob factory..
>>28135336
I actually worked at a call center when a year ago and was paid $11. It was pretty bad because of the workload and micromanaging. The place I was at was like a revolving door. Never again.
>>28134928
How tf do you get paid 6.75 when minmum wage is 9 dollars
19
$13 an hour, soon to be $16
General Maintenance at a resort hotel.
26
Hospital Security Guard
15.44/hr
18
Minimum wage/8.10$
Food worker
I have no idea how I'll escape minimum wage hell and a 40 hour week sounds awful
>>28137179
It's not bad if you like your job.
Quit my job as an energy worker in order to attend collage.
Used to make 3300 dollarequivalent per month with all benefits because swedistan.
Now i get by on half of that:(
>>28137290
...,do you have a job, Muhammad?
25
Around 45$/hour as a tax wizard
Really not that much since living costs are silly high here
>>28137068
Sorry, vagina required for that position.