stop replying, she don't want the D

>>28134047
I'm a little confused
Why would someone ask why they're coming over? Wouldn't they know why they're coming over before they decide that they want to in the first place?

And "I don't want it"? What?

>>28134070
shes my gf and she doesnt want the birthday d, what kind of niggery is this my brobot????

Insult her and save some dignity something along the lines of

Yeah I was only inviting you so I could fuck one of your hotter friends fatty

>>28134047
Cut off all contact. Your situation is irredeemable.

>>28134047
Say

>please cmon im lonley

Might as well.

>>28134085
Oh the birthday D
I see
I thought the D was a misspelled :D

She wants a present. Where is her present?

>>28134100
That sounds really desperate

>>28134047
>"Oh good I don't like giving out pity fucks anyways"
Then never respond again.

Wait is it her birthday or your birthday?

>>28134135

He's asking for advice on here he is already desperate

>>28134047
Birthday tounge? :/

>>28134114
>>>/facebook/
out anf never return

Say "Thanks! I wanted to masturbate to traps instead." Then immediately fire a "Hey, can you dress your little brother up in your clothes and send me a picture. Thanks!".

>>28134271
What
Why?

I don't even have a facebook
I couldn't go to facebook even if I tried senpai

>>28134047
"They call me DEMO, b-but you can just call me Demo Deesy cus I'm my penis is easy."

Corn her.

Harass her over it.

>>28134047

>is your girlfriend
>asks why you want her to come over
>"I don't want it"

drop this stuck-up bitch, OP