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>"I'm looking for a man, not a boy"
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>>28133012
correct response
>looking for a wife not a whore
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>>28133012
here in orange county, the trend for girls is to mention liking adventures or going on adventures
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>you're like my brother, I can't date you! haha
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I want a man with a sensitive young boy inside of him.

>tfw no wholesome average boyfriend
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>>28133597
Tasmanian detected
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>>28133608
translation
>I want to be split open like a banana peel by chad and his 14 other friends also named chad
>but after my chaddening I want ice cream so you can buy that for me if I let you
>I might even touch your arm to let you know you'll never touch my banana peel
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>"I'm worth it"
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>I like photography
>by photography she means selfies
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>>28133597

>tfw I fucked the girl who used to call me like her brother
>tfw she called me onii-chan because she was a weeb
>tfw lived out my incest fetish and pretending I was fucking mai waifu Kirino
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>>28133608
What about a sensitive young boy who's turning into a boy :3c
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If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best ;)

Not surprised that was a mute
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>>28133012
If only I could find a guy like you
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>>28133665
Kek

will this be the post that is original?
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>>28133772
>If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best ;)

blox
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It means she only fucks Black men. White boys can never be considered men.
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>>28133012
>"I'm kind of a bitch"
>"I'm sarcastic"
>"I'm not like the other girls"
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>>28133012
>"l'm a fembot"
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>>28133665
No thank you.

>>28133764
>turning into a boy

Explain.
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>>28133928
>Explain.
m-meant to say man
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>>28133982
Oh, I see. That sounds cute. :3
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>could you open this pickle jar for me? it's too tight.

FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEE
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>>28134078
g-got any contact
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>cum inside me while that nerd finishes my homework
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>>28134176
accurate out of 11
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>>28134130
>it's too tight.
>Not like you, amirite?
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>>28134241
no such thing as too tight anon
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What she said
>I want children
What she meant
>I want financial security
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>anon did you just slap me?
>she meant to say sorry anon, I will never do this again
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>>28134176
fuck man, there's the qt girl who I've been helping with homework because it's rare that I have a chance to interact with girls. I'm 90% sure she has a bf although she's never mentioned him. I'm honestly starting to feel used and it feels pretty fucking bad. Women will never know how easy they have it.
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>>28134152
>>28134078
pls fem
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>>28133012
>I want a smart/nerdish/interesting man
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>>28134436
>>28134152

Post Steam?

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>28134472
send it here :3
[email protected]
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>>28134401
>mfw you're literally a homework cuck
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>>28133608
no you don't

no girl wants a guy who's emotionally needy like a child
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>>28134502
no guy wants a fem who's emotionally needy like a child
>tfw 99% all women are emotional children
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>>28134502
Of course I don't want to date an actual teenager, but I'd rather have someone who was more openly emotional than someone who was closed off and refused to tell me how they felt.

I like the idea of having a guy genuinely open up to me but society teaches men that they can't do those kinds of things. Even then, it kind of makes the idea of being the exception to that pretty special.

>>28134490
I guess I could email you. :( You aren't underage b& are you?
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>>28134609
>You aren't underage b& are you?
No ^-^
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>>28134401
I used to help a girl at ucsb with Aleks a chem online hw and mastering physics and intentionally missed problems so she would have more hw or lackluster grades. She thought she was using me and I just wasn't smart enough but actually got a+ in both the classes and she failed out. You should try something like this. Fck roasties
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>>28134609
what makes you think only a teenager would act that way?
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Does it mean she wants some.one that look mature like all cut like a model and a beard and stuff the mental part of man amd boy makes no sense .
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>>28134762
Well I'm not really sure what you're referring to when you say emotionally needy. I like the idea of someone who is mature but still very sensitive underneath. That's all.
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>>28134856
sensitive guys are the worst

they are not assertive because they are too nice, they don't take risks because they want to avoid trouble
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>>28134609
>I guess I could email you. :(
It's just so I can give you my steam
I don't like the idea of posting my info here
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>>28134717
devilish anon
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>>28134717
Damn that's a good idea. Not gonna lie, I'm starting to really resent her and would love to see her fail. I'll keep this in mind for the next homework assignment. Chances are she'll fail anyway because of the quizzes and tests.
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>>28134894

I don't really understand. What kind of guys SHOULD girls go for? A wholesome cyborg guy who has /jp/ interests and a bit of a soft spot sounds perfect to me.
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>>28135073
c-can you just send me that email so I can add you on steam
I really need to go to bed for work tomorrow ;_;
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>>28135104
Ahh, sorry, give me one second.
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>>28135163
If the picture also had a big sweater I added you
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Shit I say back:
>I'm looking for a girl, not a woman
13/14 to be exact.
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