Who /mischief/ here?
>be at McDonald's
>order a double quarter pounder meal
>ask for extra napkins
>don't use them
>dribble soap on public stall walls to look like cum
>>28130916
>cum in the soap dispensers so it looks like soap
I used to do some really fucked up shit.
Go into random peoples yards at night and turn their hose on.
Key random peoples cars.
Go into public restrooms and piss all over the toilet paper.
>>28130934
>inject soap into my balls so I cum bubbles
>put soap in the cum dispensers so it looks like soap
>be mcdonalds employee
>know how annoying it is to have unfinished soda dripping from the bin bag
>order large drink if visiting mcd's on an off day
>even though I don't need more than a medium
>just so I have unfinished soda to throw away like an asshole
>spray lube on my brake discs
>drive down the road like a madman
>crash into a bus stop
>tell the cops at the scene I couldn't use my brakes for some reason
"are you okay? You're really quiet"
"I'm just tired"
>actually sleep too much and not okay
/dubious/
>that kid who shit in the urinal
>Go to mcdonalds
>Eat half burguer
>Put a nail/hair inside
>Complain
>Get a free one
Huehuehue
>>28130886
>give homeless person money
>says "God Bless"
>go home and worship Satan
>>28130886
i have the TV volume on 15 when i can hear it clearly at 12
>>28130886
>ruin /mischief/ threads by saturating them with made-up stories about things I've done that ironically are not actually bad at all, subsequently driving off posters with genuinely plausible, interesting and/or morally questionable anecdotes
I piss on the toilet seat in public restrooms on purpose and take a shit without flushing
>>28131053
Mcd employee here (>>28131006), we stopped giving free shit a long time ago because pricks like you think it's funny to waste our time with that shit.
It's always fucking 12 year old spastics too.
Properly triggered desu.
>be mentally normal
>act autistic as fuck
>lurk on /mischief/ thread
>doesn't actually contribute
>>28131171
> being this new
The mischifiest of all
Going out soon, is this /mischief/ enough?
>>28131390
get subway
>>28131187
I do this too. Why the fuck do we do this? Maybe we are autistic.
>>28131390
why would you waste those? especially the Ike dollars
>work as cashier
>give customer a canadian penny
>>28131599
are you canadian though?
>>28131592
>he fell for the 2 dollar bills are not printed anymore and are rare meme
>>28131187
ah yes, the ultimate prank
>>28131697
the joke is that the canadian penny was discontinued in 1995 and hasn't been in circulation for roughly two decades now
>>28131182
This, if I go to a restaurant and get bad service, I'll piss all over the seat, floor and wall behind the toilet.still tip 10% though
>>28130886
>go to McDonald's
>order a Pepsi to drink
>"is coke alright?"
>"no"
>leave
>>28130886
>mummy tells me i need to go to bed at 10
>go to bed at 945
The revolution has begun, harlot.
>>28131926
kek
originaIdo
>>28130886
>borrow a mechanical pencil
>steal the lead
>I didn't even need a pencil
>>28131926
top tier mischief
>>28130992
You sick fuck. I'm absolutely disgusted someone would do this
I like to befriend people who only use me for rides and leave them miles from their home.
I made a guy walk home in a blizzard this year.
>>28131006
>>28131184
SAVAGED
>>28132366
INSANITY
This post probably isn't real, though.
>>28131187
This must be quite the surreal experience, or maybe you're just lying to yourself I dunno
>>28130953
>go into random peoples yards at night and turn their hose on
How haven't you run into anyone that shoots/attacks you yet?
I wouldve ran outside flailing a bat
>>28132597
not the anon you replied to, but a school friend once did this at his ex girlfriends house, except he put the hose through the open front window one night
>>28132632
Savage
I don't sleep so he probably would have died tbqh
>get 10 piece nuggies
>an extra 1 is placed in my box by mistake
>don't eat it
>go to Taco Bell
>order family taco box, two nachos bellgrandes, and a crunchwrap
>go to take sauce packets
>take most of them and put them in my box
>act like I'm leaving the restaurant
>instead sit down and eat all the food by myself in one sitting without using any of the sauce
>throw out the box and sauces when I'm done
>Tell boyfriend I love him
>Tell boyfriend I have an interview and need to borrow his car
>Fuck Chad in car
>Tell chad I want to leave my beta bitch bf for him
>Chad says he is not into relationships
>Go home in tears from chads rejection
>Tell beta bf interview went horrible and I'm sad
>Tfw bf comforts me after being cucked by Chad yet again
>Tfw didn't refil bf gas tank and farted in his car the whole ride home
Devilish roastieee
>live in share house with cunt housemates who always eat my food
>buy burger patties
>buy dog sausage meat
>open burger patties carefully
>cook and eat all burgers like a fat robot retard
>cut slices of dog meat sausage and put in burger container
>housemates come home
>stay in my room
>hear them cooking my food in the kitchen
>come out some time later
>"hey anon this burger tastes weird bro"
>"probably just a day old don't worry about it"
>house mates finish eating dog food
>get up at 2am to pee
>house mate on toilet all night
>whole day's entertainment for only $3.50
>repeat process next week with another mystery meat product
>Enter public restroom stall
>Lock the door, climb under the wall into the next stall and lock it too
>Do this to the other 2 stalls
>Climb out and leave them all locked from the inside
Rate my mischief
>>28130953
>post in /mischief/ thread
>don't conform to greentext format
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>>28132773
holy fuck i hope this is real,,,,,
>>28130886
>stranger asks for the time
>say its 5:30
>its actually 5:32
>>28131008
Kek'd irlz
>Stranger asks for money
>Pretend to not understand English
>tourists ask me if I know where [bullshit place] is
>I say no
>I actually did know
>Friend asks me to help him get laid
>Write his phone number on the male bathroom wall with xoxo
>>28132749
>roastie borrows anon's car
>sucks at driving
>can't even get to gender studies interview
>goes home and eats three cakes and a tub of icecream
>watches Friends while sobbing uncontrollably into beta bf
>beta bf is actually dakimakura
>makes up story about chad to tell to /r9k/ to feel better
>gets roasted
>roasted roastie
>>28132926
>Know directions
>Send them to the opposite side of town
>>28132926
>Asian asks me where the local Macy's is while I wait at a bus stop with black people
>he obviously asks me because I'm white
>Macy's is literally half a mile at most down the road in a straight line or around the block
>tell him to turn around and to go all the way around the block in a square and he'll get there
>all the blacks look at me in shock, I smile at them
>street is a very busy street, it takes him 15 minutes to turn around
>it had to have taken him 50 minutes to go all the way around the block because there's a lot of traffic lights, lots of traffic, and there's a hospital on the way
>my bus comes and I see him waiting at a stop light, we pass him
>mfw
I wonder if he noticed.
>>28133014
Make sure to have a good time
>See someone trying to catch the elevator
>Let doors close
>>28133059
So accurate it hurts my boi pussi
>Traffic light turns yellow
>Slow car enough to make car behind me stop
>Accelerate and cross before light turns red
>>28132814
3/10 /mischief/
here is real bathroom /mischief/
>unisex public restroom
>rub one out
>smear it carefully on unused toilet paper
>hope a female uses the stall next
>more NEETs incoming to this glorious people's republic of autism
>go to mcdonalds and get a burger
>tell them I'm allergic to onions
>get burger back, put onion slices I brought from home on if in front of cashier
>>28133158
>see someone trying to catch the elevator
>hold the door and let them in
>shit myself
>>28133205
>being a disgusting sperg
>mischief
Okay dude
>Walking back in parking garage
>Cars following me to get my spot
>Walk in opposite direction even if it takes longer so they can't follow me
>New neighbor asks me for directions on how to get to The Supermarket from where we live
>Give her directions that will cause her to walk an extra two whole minutes
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>>28133260
>quite possibly how you got here son
>out of toilet paper
>don't feel like going all the way to the supermarket
>gas station is closer
>use their bathroom and steal a bunch of toilet paper and stuff it in my pockets
>>28133658
but anon, won't the stolen toilet paper get mixed with the mom's spaghetti?
>>28130990
Except cum cones from the prostate dingus
>>28134090
What is a cum cone
>shit on toilet seat in public bathrooms when I go every once in a blue moon
>smear it all across the seat with rolled toilet paper
Laugh my ass off as I walk out
el-oh-el
>>28132814
Congrats on crawling around on the bathroom floor rofl
>shit
>don't clean my butt afterwards
>>28134236
autism is scared of no floor
>>28134306
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>>28132773
>implying dog food causes digestive issues
>>28132926
>stranger asks for directions
>help
>don't know what the place is or where I sent them
>be straight
>get a boyfriend
>suck his dick and let him fuck me all of the time
little does he know kek
>>28133205
up until now I thought i'd never have children
>>28133206
laughed much harder than I should
>>28134522
>Stranger ask for directions
>Tell them I'm new in town and I can't help them
>Actually I live here for 7 years
>>28134522
>implying you know his digestive system better than his burning 2am asshole does
>>28133205
Dear god... I'm checking the toilet paper from now on. I don't want to accidentally impregnante myself with autism
>>28134306
edgy fuckers like you make me sick
>>28134661
>implying a guy pretending to be a girl on /r9k/ isn't already impregnated with autism
>get call from solicitor
>know they cant hang up unless I swear or threaten them
>spend 2 hours talking about my depression
>hang up after I start feeling better
>mfw I got 2 hours of therapy for free
>>28134774
nice that probably cost them like $1200
>talk with girl and become good friends
>plan on asking her out today
>instead I'm really rude to her and now she wont talk to me
Suck my dick, me.
>>28133205
sperm dies in minutes when exposed to oxygen
>>28134774
>Depression transmitted over the phone
>Fap
>Kill thousands of sperm
>>28134968
if its over state lines that could constitute terrorism
>Post story
>no replies, thread drops to page 10
>shamelessly bump in the hopes someone reads and replies to my original post
>>28136072
mischief threads are top kek free bump for you sir
>>28136072
fuck off @Mocha
totally penne
>kid no one likes on the jv football team
>three of us break into the locker room
>dip his mouth guard in the toilet
>cover it with a mountain of pubes
Probably the worst thing I've ever done to anyone.
>>28131154
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>>28136264
idk anon sliding your autistic buttcheeks through your roastie mother's beef roastie is pretty bad. are you sure this isn't the worst thing you've ever done?
>>28130886
more /mischief/
>cooking for normie brother and his disgusting fat landwhale roastie gf
>landwhale roastie is lactose intolerant
>"hey anon can you not put any milk in the dinner"
>sure thing roastie
>BUTTER ISNT MILK MUAHAHAHA
Accidental /mischief/ here but here goes
>in public restroom where the door is controlled entirely by buttons
>pushes the 'lock' button from the inside
>quickly exit the restroom as the door is closing
>door locked from inside with nobody to open it
>people probably shat themselves because they couldn't enter the restroom at all
>mfw soon after all the public restrooms in my city are replaced to work differently
>>28131182
Was this your doing
>>28131926
why did I dies from this?
>>28130886
>go on /soc/ or attention whore thread on any board.
>add a bunch of uggos
>tell them they're attractive
>watch as they start to believe it and they get smug and cocky
>wait a few weeks and they start posting about losing friends because they have changed
>lmao works everytime
>>28130886
>be nonpassing tranny
>womens washroom
>tfw purposely stept on and killed ants as a kid
>tfw enjoyed squashing their little bodies with my big shoe
>>28131034
*shat
>add robot on steam
>tell him im cute tranny
>finally ask for nudes after about a week
>send him a pic of my vag
He deletes me right away
>>28137624
no magnifying glass anon
how'd you like that (You)
you're welcome
>>28137711
>probably can't eat roast beef now because of you
congrats roastie
>>28132749
The car would smell like sex for a while afterwards desu
Hog the right lane when people are trying to merge on the interstate.
>>28133205
Sperm doesn't live that long outside of your body.
>>28131390
back to reddart yo
>>28137854
>>28134954
hear that girls? nothing to fear
>>28134184
worst ice cream ever
or maybe best?
>>28130886
Just went for a nightwalk and did this puppy at the local pharmacy
what do you think this scores on the mischeif scale
Anyone else /farttrail/ here?
>See a bunch of stacies sitting outside of a coffeeplace
>Have a fart ready
>Release it in a long stream as I walk by
>Could already start smelling it as I walked off
Enjoy your latte machifarto, roasties.
>Laugh at people's bad jokes
>Don't laugh at their good ones
Destroy their sense of humour
>>28131926
I'm not sure if this was a real story or just conceived mischief, but I've actually done this before on about 4-5 occasions.
>gas pump asks if I want receipt
>push "yes"
>drive away without taking receipt
Gas pump btfo
>Have a big dick
>Fap to SPH porn
>anon asks for advice
>give obfuscated recipe for chlorine gas instead
>have a small dick
>extend it past the natural growth by 4cm
>girls think i naturally always had a big dick
M I S C H I E F
>be male
>have penis
>rub it and make it think its having sex
>it cums believing it had sex
mischief!
Only one >>28138089 out of a possible three (You)'s
>>28138591
>tfw you get a wife
>tfw you make children
>tfw your sons will still have your small dick genes
>tfw your wife will only find out about your small dick genes after your son's penis inspection day when it is years too late
>>28138089
niggermems/10
>>28138523
>ATM says "Please take card"
>don't
>get replacement card
>>28138523
>Go to gas pump
>fill up with gas
>take receipt
>It was the receipt from the last guy to use the pump
fuck you anon, I needed that for expenses.
>>28137644
he might still be shitting therfore ''shit'' he constantly shits in the urinial
>>28138543
>fap to femdom/worship porn
>not into humiliation
>always try and give a snappy comeback to their insults
I wish I was kidding....
>>28138623
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>>28138669
Same guy you replied to here
>fap to femdom cum eating/ruined orgasm instructions
>act along
>at the end of the countdown just cum normally
>no ruining, no eating
I don't want to be dominated
>>28138645
top kek take that ATM
>>28138657
>receipt is for x10 as much gas as you purchased
>file it with your taxes anyway
>arrested for tax evasion
>sent to prison
>get butthole exploded by a large black man named Albert
>cunning plan successful
>free black dick in your butthole for filling up
>>28138691me toovid related, Brooke Marie. Not even into the whole CEI roleplay BS, just the tits and face and 5:30 http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1390540123
>>28138669
also
>fap to StepMom/Mom porn
>no oedipus comples
take that, titty monster. I pirated your shit too.
>notice wageslaves on here get pissed when customers want stuff for free
>start saying stuff like "oh man hah ha, guess i dont have to pay for that" if they miss it
>tfw they always get pissed
>anon posts low-quality bait
>reply and derail the thread
>actually wanted to discuss the topic
I am The Chief of Mis
>>28138089
>what do you think this scores on the mischeif scale
:^)
>>28130886
>be McDonald's employee
>see ashole who asks for extra napkins but didn't used them
>kill myself
>>28131006
sometimes i dont wanna drink up my cola so they need to throw it away anyway
what do you want me to do? Go to the bathroom and throw out my cola before putting it in the rubbage bin?
>>28131187
this
been pranking all my friends, family and social workers with it for years now
>>28132814
>crawls around on public bathroom floor
>while he could just use a screwdriver to lock/unlock them from outside
E-V-I-L
>>28137927
>>28137854
>>28137854
>>28133260
>>28133205
>>28134954
>>28134579
sperm can survive for 2 hours
>>28133262
>in busy parking garage
>walk to car
>people turn on blinker so they aim for your spot
>just get some plastic bags from the backseat
>lock car, walk away smiling
>go to the store
>check out
>cashier says "have a nice weekend"
>don't
>>28139030
FEIHCSIM
MISCHIEF
>>28133205
Is this my only chance to have children?
Stacy might even think it's Chad's...
Blessed you be, anon, for sharing this most brilliant strategy.
>>28130886
>ask for help on a forum
>get ignored
>make another account
>use it to give a bullshit answer to my question
>>28139258
>browse /r9k/
>nor-me
>>28139258
Doesn't work anymore with the draconic measures implemented on most normalfag forums.
>6 month evaluation period
>shadowed posts until mod approval
>mandatory obama buttplug
>>28138591
HOW I HAVE A SMALL DICK AND NEED TO KNOW HOW
>smile all the time
>anhedonic
>want to sleep all day and just fucking die
>force myself to get out of bed and live another day
>>28139142
Ohhh sheeeeit son! You done it!
> Be at college
> Wear MAGA hat
>download multiple GBs of pirated commercial software on a public internet connection
>decline the End-User License Agreement without reading it and delete the files soon after
hehe got em boys
>use devilish good looks to get 10/10 Stacey gf
>break up with her because she was too tight for my 10 inch penis
>post on /r9k/ about how girls reject me and how I want to kill myself constantly
>report people on /trash/
>now mods have to look at it
NOREGRETS
>>28139414
>set up computer with lots of fakeb bank details
>download and run movie.mp4.exe
>type out a 500 word post about the fall of the Ottoman Empire with citations and a full bibliography
>intentionally fill out captcha incorrectly
>stupid sign captcha
>>28139469
>wake up
>lie on the internet
>get asked how am I
>say fine
>I'm not really
I trick them again and again.
>piss on water fountains after school
>watch kids drink my piss
>be really good at cracking number locks off bikes
>crack the number of one bike
>leave the bike
>lock it on some other bike a bit further away
>wear my cum socks on a hot day
>>28132537
*tips nazi hat*
>walk dog in the park
>take a shit on the grass
>sign doesn't say anything about collecting your own shit
>leave
>enjoy smug satisfaction of having followed the rules
Shat into the bathroom's soap dispenser so that when people went to clean their hands they just wound up with frothy diarrhea on them instead.
I used to have a friend that once shat into one of those bread vending machines.
>>28139805
i don't... why? why would you pick that?
>>28133260
>masturbating is disgusting
you're either a roast or a self-hating numale
>at a party
>see bully from back in highschool
>he's completely wasted
>offer to drive him home
>he passes out as soon as he's over his doorstep
>turn his kitchen tap on and block the drain
>>28132062
>borrow eraser
>tear it in half
Can you erase this tear?
>>28133264
>image.jpg
I want phoneposters to leave , you shit the board up every time
>go to mcdonalds
>dig in garbage for receipts
>go fill out survey
>tell how the service was horrible
>get free food offers
it's like getting an ebt without signing up
>>28139871
>image.jpg
>not even mobile
>gender
>male
>female
>other
>write "poopoo head"
>>28139109
>carries around a screwdriver at all times
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>go to a fast food joint
>steal the ketchup bottle
>get home and realize its just fucking heinz in a fancy bottle
lets call it even I guess you deceiving cunts
>>28138915
Are you by any chance Australian?
org
>>28139985
you can use a coin too or whatever, a knife or a key
>>28139995
too obvious?
org
>post on r9k for 3 years
>not autistic
>have gf
>>28139235
good good let the semen flow through you and into Stacy
additions to this technique
>pretend to be trans by wearing dress
>gain access to all female bathrooms under pro-trans laws
>repeat process in each stall
>>28140066
>go to female bathroom
>cum on seat
the perfect plan
>>28140044
Nice dubs
org
>>28130886
>need to go to the bathroom
>just piss
>needed to shit too , but decided to hold it in
>mfw i mischiefed myself
>>28140087
Thank you.
Early morning tomorrow so I'm out.checked
>>28139030
> not using the original screenshot
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>>28139716
devilish anon
do they crunch under foot?
>>28140044
last one
>find boards with spoilers
>post pornAlso, it doesn't work on /r9k/ but fill a spoiler tag with Alt+219
>>28136400
what happened though
roroororingla
>>28140228
>later that night
>usual amount of crying, bitching and moaning I can hear through the paper thin walls
>she wants a new car or something
>and don't you know that he has pay for it etc.
>they don't even live together (thank fuck)
>this goes on for some time
>hear door open suddenly then thump thump thump down the hall
>hear toilet door close
>toilet occupied for next two hours or so
>mfw I don't have to listen to landwhale bitching for a whole two hours that night
>supposed to be graduating this semester at 25
>fail a class so I have to go yet another semester
ha, take that mother; talk about me wageslaving once I'm done to repay your 'investment' one more time. I've already wasted much more of your money and I can always waste some more.
>don't wash for a few days
>wear same clothes everyday
>can actually smell my own stale sweat
>sit at the front of the bus with my arms up holding onto the handles
>few cute girls rush past me and audibly exclaim eugh
I hope those bitches liked eau d'autism
>>28140300
tell her you've changed to a dual major and it'll take another 3 years to complete
>>28140311
bus /mischief/
>holding your farts in at the bus stop
>get on the bus
>wait for doors to close
>no one can leave
>bus enters free way
>no bus stops for 30 minutes
>let 'er ripppppp
>asians in facemasks are the only ones who came prepared
>the only ones
>>28131926
>is coke alright
was the holocaust alright?
>>28140314
I've already changed it twice, in completely different colleges so basically nothing except uni reqs would transfer over. Definitely thinking about changing it again.
>>28137776
i hope you feckin die
>>28140338
show her some episodes of prospectors
tell her you need a geology degree to follow your passion
>follow your passion anon
>>28140288
haha good effort
>>28140350
I went from mechanical engineering (math was too hard for me) to education (for shits and giggles; yes I was around kids for field work a few times), got thrown out of the education program because I said I didn't support tranny rights and am now a history major. I'm thinking of trying an Art major even though I can barely make a stick figure.
>>28140311
For some reason black chicks always sit next me and I feel their hips against mine. Dunno why it's always black chicks. Most people avoid sitting next to me, guessing it's my face scars. Also never shower. Black chicks maybe appreciate natural pheromones I dunno
>>28131926
Sounds like a Pepsi drinker's behavior.
Did you know that Pepsi is made for autistic would-be Coke drinkers?
>>28140416
how many wagie dollars went into all that so far?
>>28140469
no idea, grandparents set aside some money for me to go, I burned through that in the normal 4 years, now mom has been footing the bill.
>go to Mosque every day
>recite Islamic prayers
>study the Quran
>abide by all the rules
>talk to old Muhammadans and say that Allah is great
>not actually a Muslim and hate Islam
Fucking idiots
>>28136400
had a nice little chuckle
>post manlet and dicklet threads every single day
>patiently wait for that one weak robot who will snap eventually and shoot up something
>>28140728
>grind up bacon
>sprinkle it on "halal" meat at the store
>laugh
>Browse /r9k/
>call people disgusting normies
>have a gf and go out drinking every weekend
Come on anons keep the mischief up lets blow this thread up
>>28131869
I piss all over the floor anyway, just my way of leaving my mark.
This one time I shat in a public sink at a posh restaurant.
>>28130886
>28130886
>oooh a snail in the yard
>deadly gauntlet made of salt
>>28132814
Whats it like smelling like piss?
Kek just now. Some stacy on facebook obviously attractive talking about being ugly. Call her out on fishing for compliments. Deletes my comments and her replies to it. I put her in her place
>>28141429
Next on things that never happened
>this
>>28141466
>tell Stacey she is ugly af
>now she wants your approval
>catfish her into thinking you are gay
>go over to her house to show her how to be pretty
>ask to use bathroom
>put your autistic semen on her toilet roll
>>28139779
/devilish/ my friend
>>28141464
>"what's it like smelling of piss?"
>clearly never used piss jugs
>whole house smells of piss jugs
>any robot would know these smells
>btfo normie
>>28141481
It did so, I really did it this weekend to protest being dragged to an elderly relatives birthday meal.
There was a group of tards there too so they probably got the blame.
>>28141557
Piss bottles keep the smell sealed in, that guy was rolling around on the floor of a public toilet soaking piss up like a rag.
>>28141511
yesss
tagliatelli supremo comment
>>28141592
>"piss jugs keep the smell sealed in"
>anyone autistic enough to have actually used piss jugs knows the smell gets out
>especially after a few months of sitting
>not even taking account of when you're drunk or high and miss a little bit
>>28141720
>drunk or high
How do autistic people get drugs?
>>28141300
that isn't devilish, its what 90% of /r9k/ does
>>28141760
Buttcoin
>>28141760
Darknet, RC vendors, pharmacies, yards, supermarket.
>banging girl
>cum
>fart at the same time i came
>girl doesnt notice
>hear her fart a while after
>constantly tell her she farts too much
/DEVILISH/
>>28141856
Gj anon
>tell her off when her pussy farts when you put it in too
>grills like to be told off by autistic fucks
>it's why we all have grills in our lives
MOAR autism anons
share desu
>>28141856
>>28141879
>pussy farts
Is that real? Is this just yet another thing that I have to worry about when I eventually have sex?
>>28142018
Pussy farts are normal, its just an effect when its too wet and you stick your dick in it.
Its from the air
>>28142018
depending on your position the penis can push air into the vagina. it never gets any less awkward. you just have to power through it.
>>28142039
Sensitive women will get all huffy if you make their muffy go fluffy
Basically you need to maintain a vacuum by not pulling out too far or if you do pull it all the way out be careful not to trap a pocket of air in there when you go back in or she will be unamused and end your warm fuzzy cummies right there and then. After all Chad can do it better so why isn't it chads cock, silly robot
>go to friends house
> go to bathroom
> shit in toilet tank before I leave
Mfw
>>28142124
Killed the thread out of 10
>got the toots
>don't hold it in
M I S C H I E F
>smoke meth
>shit in my neighbors yard
>shit in my friends drive way before he came home from work
>drink till I puke everyday
>piss bottles everywhere
chuck em out the attic window into the street between traffic
>watch cars explode them
>take dogshit bags in the park, throw em in the road
>post /pol/ related topics on every board
>>28142940
That's some A grade /mischief/ right there. Have you tried horse tranquillisers yet
>>28143052
nah I only like uppers and booze stricly
I have smoked crack too
>>28143142
You'll cowards don't even... Oh... Never mind...
>>28130886
>guy asks for my phone and wallet
>tell him i only have my phone
>>28131390
I used to collect odd tender when I was younger.
>be kid
>interested in .50 pieces and $2 bills
>have like $500 worth of $2 bills
>go to pay with some one day
>lady tells me they aren't real
>jokingly tell her she's right and that I printed them this morning
>gives me nasty look
>she calls her manager over
>managers asks what's up
>she says I'm trying to commit a crime by paying with fake money
>manager gives me nasty look too
>calls police
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>police show up
>situation explained to them
>cop looks at me
>looks back at the ladies
>belly laughs louder than anyone I've ever heard
>tells them to accept them as they're legal tender
>both ladies super buttmad
It's hard for me to believe that people are actually still this stupid in the world.
>>28131012
wait a miniute, I never posted in this thread! STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME!!!
Holy actual fuck this thread is still alive?
M I S C H I E F
>about to leave elevator
>see people approaching intending to enter
>silently let a fat ninja fart out
>quickly and smugly leave
>the poor saps enter
>turn back and watch the people's faces turn into disgust just before the doors close
:-)
>go to pizza hut
>get a medium 2 topping pizza for $7
>dont get any toppings
>>28140330
orginql
>me and friend enter elevator
>I'm 5'6", he's 6'6"
>we both look muscular and strong
>ugly, fat Indian kid walks on elevator before it closes
>as soon as the doors close, I let out a loud,wet fart that lasted 6 seconds
>me and friend laugh loudly, the Indian kid puts his back against the wall and looks at us with fear
>we laugh the entire ride down
>as soon as the doors open, the Indian kid runs out like I threatened to kill him
>we laugh even harder
