What's the hottest thing you've ever masturbated to /r9k/?
Me. No really
To the sun.
this image of mew desu
>>28130601
Shut up about the sun...SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!
>>28130506
Starless.
Wow I'm not the biggest pervert here, this commwnt was not original.
I jerked off to a girl on omegle earlier today. She was legit too because I told her to do specific things like put a finger to the camera and whatnot so it wasn't a simulated cam.
She had fucking amazing tits and she actually agreed to play with them for me and she was saying slutty things. I came buckets, I think she probably knew I was fapping as well which is even hotter.
She was on the r9komegle tag so, I don't know her name but I'll call her CanadaTits. CanadaTits you made this mans penis very happy today.
>>28130506
I'm not sure exactly which, but some variety of furry porn.
>>28130550
I've never masturbated to myself as I'm not gay, but there was one time when I grew out my hair, just hopped out of the shower and looked in the mirror and did something like pic related, and I felt something. I then cut my hair and started working out more so I might stop being such a fucking twink.
>>28130506
Fucking night shift nurses
Completely degenerate and shameful, I can't believe it
I'm not even straight
Those were dark days
