Calling all the fembots or "fembots" to this thread.
I just want to know how your week has been so far, ladies. Please tell me what you gave planned for this week or anything interesting.
(Inb4 >giving attention to roasties)
Jesus I want that girl to fart on my face
>giving attention to roasties
>>28129830
>choosing to be the cancer that killed /r9k/
well I let my bf stick it in my poop shoot two days ago and he got some poo on his dick
he called me dirty and made me feel bad.
>>28129879
>not dating fembots
>>28129899
>shoot
Poop CHUTE Jesus Christ. Nice dubs, bitch.
>>28129830
I want to shave her head bald and lick it for hours.
>>28129911
I was going to post my butt but then you had to go and ruin it by calling me bitch
bad move anon, bad move
>>28129830
Heyheyhey - fembot here
Nice overly photoshopped image OP, curved door and all (and elbow blurring towards her shrunken waste).
Anyway, not much :3 my main concern would be shitposting in the dark is hard at times so a keyboard with lit keys would be great.
Thanks for asking.
I lost my job and couldn't schedule summer classes and this is my first week like this, feels bad. I'm probably going to be taking my dog to the vet, doing lawnwork, grocery shopping, doing laundry, and visiting my family (both of my grandparents are in the hospital, really upset about that). The only thing making me happy is that I just finished a really good gift for my mom and I'm having fun shitposting tonight like I am right now.
you can't just say "inb4" and have it negate the fact that you're actually doing the thing
>>28129988
What are you getting your mom?
Do you like your dad?
>>28129830
>Iadies
>>28129899
>OP asks forfembots
>Normalfag posts
Fuck off
>>28129980
How envious can you be
>>28129830
I'm a guy but can I tell you about my week?
Post more #healthy girls btw
>>28130032
Sure, you can tell me.
>>28129988
but will you be my miserable fembot gf
>>28130029
Is it a required for a girl to be a virgin before she can be called a fembot?
>>28129830
Hi OP! I start my new job on Thursday and I'm really nervous. It's a really great job, I get to be alone in my own office all day, but I'm still afraid.
Do you have any advice?
>inb4 just don't be worried
a-anon pls ;-;
>>28130029
>OP asks forfembots
>Normalfag posts
I don't see how you're surprised by that. OP asked for posts to be made by something that doesn't fucking exist. What the fuck were you expecting?
>>28130101
Haven't you ever been to an interview before?
Fucking normie
>>28130091
The word "fembot" should filter into a permanent range ban.
>>28130137
I had four interviews in order to get the job, anon. I'm starting the actual job.
>>28130140
I was a squid in my previous life, anon.
>>28130091
It's required that anyone be a virgin incapable of getting a relationship before being a robot
>>28129904
>wanting to date broken females
>>28130156
Oh.
What kind of job is it? Also, do you like guys with small dicks?
>>28129904
>"fembots"
>existing
>>28130101
>Do you have any advice?
be my gf of course is my advice
also what do you do? that helps with giving advice
>>28130182
It's doing all of the internal communication at a large business in my city! I went to school for Business Administration so it's really something I'd love to do. I'm just worried and nervous I won't do well.
I don't mind guys with small dicks. 4-5 inches would be ideal, but less would be fine as well.
how people talk about their weeks? It's only monday. We got a lot more week ahead of us.
I'll share anyways.
>software dev job
>app needs massive refactoring
>spent today adding like 1000 LOC to add a feature that we should be making modular to a different piece of our app
>already have proposal written to make this piece modular
>we have bigshot investor to impress tomorrow
>the code is shit and works slow as hell
>it's been 4 months since we refactored anything because "muh deadlines"
the longer we go on without a rework of our code, the longer it's going to take and the bigger mess it's going to be.
>>28130030
How delusional can you be.
Not sure where the lines start to blur anyway between makeup, photoshop and plastic surgery. I'm not saying it's a bad thing to do but it's sort of like someone denying they are wearing makeup. It's fine to wear but you start to become a douche when you claim you're not doing it. Yaknow?
>>28130247
I smell a normie who's had sex
get out whore
>>28130256
i bet you're pretty too, tripfem. you don't need to scrutinize pictures of other women.
Dear fembots,
I am an "average" 5/10 guy with no real redeeming personality traits.
How much money do I need before women will fuck me? I don't care if they're just fucking me for my money.
>>28130256
tripfag be my gf
>>28130256
Nobody was denying it but i could feel your envy bleeding through my screen
>>28130316
I wouldn't fuck a 5/10 with no real redeeming personality traits in general. Maybe if you had a mansion and a really nice car or something and offered to let me be your gf in exchange for not having to work again.
But I wouldn't just fuck you.
I've fucked "average" guys before based on their personality alone so I would really insist you just work on yourself instead of flaunting your money.
>>28129974
post butt pls femanon
>>28130371
>I've fucked
GET THE FUCK OUT SLUT
>>28130248
dev here
i know your pain
>>28130371
would you date a 7/10 anon with an okay personality and humble income who would let you live in his apartment without having a job?
>>28130391
At least he knows he's getting solid advice, anon. He wanted to know if he had a chance of fucking d being a girl, and being a girl who has been fucked, I feel like I am a good person to give him advice. Better than a neet or something with no experience. I love you anon, I was just trying to help.
>>28130439
can you post your butt anon
i want to see a femanons butt..
>>28130439
Fuck off gross whore
Go the fuck back to /soc/
>>28129830
I bought a new toaster today to replace the broken one, so my week is off to a good start. The hailstorm earlier kinda freaked me out, though.
What do I have planned for this week? Not much, but a close friend of mine really wants me to go to a con with her in full out cosplay. We even have the costumes already and tried them on.
Im into weeb shit and all, but I'm a closet weeb, while she's pretty open about it. Im really debating telling her I can't do it because it's embarassing af but I love her and she really wants me to.
>>28130423
No I've actually been in that exact situation before and I turned it down. I think I'm looking for someone who I actually love though and will want to be with forever.
If I wasn't looking for love, then yes I'd be fine with that.You could be a 5 and I would be okay with that.
>>28130439
>>28130371
be my gf nice fem
>>28130463
what would someone you could actually love be like?
>>28130494
They would be gentle and kind at all times. They would understand that sometimes I need time to myself and would love me, regardless of the walls I try to put up and are just generally an extremely gentle person. Someone that is comfy.
I make enough money, I can support myself, I don't need a guy to take care of me. I just want someone who loves me so deeply they feel like they can't exist without me.
>>28130532
then be my >>28130491
>>28130371
If I did have a mansion and an expensive car, and let you live with me in exchange for sex, would you pretend to enjoy it or would you just lie there as I pounded you? This is important
>>28130553
Okay do you posses those qualities because that's really all I want. Also constant attention and validation.
>>28130458
Who are you guys cosplaying as? You should go with her.
Also will you be my gf? I'm over 5'10"
>>28130565
I could pretend to enjoy it up to 3 times a week. I would not give oral sex or do anything super creepy.
>>28129830
Just finished my second last exam of uni, my last one is on Friday. I'm already dreading sweltering in the lab all summer to afford to go to grad school in the fall.
>>28130571
I can't say I love you right now, but that sounds like what I'd like
>>28130532
it takes a great deal of strength to be gentle and kind at all times. Life gets hard and weighs down on a man's spirit some days. I hope you find the man who can withstand the slings and arrows and show you only his best.
I do my best, but I do let some bad days slip. Anyways, best of luck to you :)
>>28130642
*that all sounds
>>28130571
>Also constant attention and validation.
I'm into choking and verbal abuse during sex does that count??
I also need to get drunk because otherwise I'll probably vomit spaghetti all over the bed because of nervousness
Do you still want to fuck me for my hypothetical money y/n
>>28130653
Fuck you nigger lover die in a fire
>>28130670
No none of that is okay.
I'm sorry anon you aren't going to get blackout drunk. It will be a nice experience for you and you will be absolutely fine. There is no need to worry.
>>28130642
It's not even about just saying you love someone it's just like, being there for them at all times (within reason) and feeling loved and validated and good enough :c
>>28129830
I'm a NEET who doesn't talk to people so my week has been nothing and the rest of the week will be a whole lot of nothing.
Thanks for asking though OP, how's your week?
>>28130653
You're right, anon. I can totally understand that. I am talking to a really nice guy right now who fits all of this entirely, but I know it can be grating on ones soul. God bless anon, keep doing your best <3
>>28130714
I know that
I was just referring to the "I just want someone who loves me so deeply" comment along with "do you posses those qualities".
That all sounds pretty nice though
>>28130753
We can dream, anon. One day we will meet someone and we will have no idea how we ever lived without them. I truly believe that.
>>28130602
She's going as Henrietta from gunslinger girl and I'm gonna be kenshin himura. She's gonna want to post a lot of the photos too, and I know this sounds shallow but I'm deathly afraid of people seeing me like that.
>will you be my gf
Maybe if I get to know you more. You can't just ask me right off the bat, anon.
>>28130786
Or you can post contact for me
>>28129830
It's not fair that I'll never get to fuck a woman like that or any woman at all
>>28130793
Fuckin weebs. Ya'll are so fucking cringworthy
>>28130793
can you do a ~oro on vocaroo for us?
>>28130810
>>28130786
s-seriousIy
>>28129830
Everyday I want to quit my job. I want to open my business but I have no resources and to be quite frank it's a stupid venture. But I still want to try.
>>28131096
What kind of business do you want to open?
>>28131116
To be honest I would love to open a bar and infuse and make my own liquors. Opening a bar is super risky as well as becoming a distillery. I don't want to make anything fancy. Something like a neighborhood bar.
I work at a liquor store and have a ton of knowledge or so my customers think. I even mix drinks for friends at parties.
I applied for a few bar back jobs but if I get it I have to quit my job. It's a risk but it might be worth taking.
>>28131321
>I work at a liquor store
>>28131374
What's wrong with that? It's retail but it pays well. I make 12 dollars an hour.
>>28131321
be my gf to love and adore fem :3
I plan on playing a lot of hearthstone because my social anxiety is so bad I can't go play card games at my local game shop anymore.
>>28131321
I live by a great mexican restaurant with an awesome bar. They have like 75 different tequilas. The owner is looking to retire in 5-10 years. You should find a place like that, get real friendly with the owner and work really hard at your job, and learn how to manage the restaurant. When the boss retires, you could take over operation.
>>28131446
play me on DN instead femanon
note I have played in years
>>28131446
what if you had a super nice bf to take you to gamestores and be your buffer. My dream gf would go to FNM with me each week. We can enter the modern tournament together :)
>>28131489
>Magicfag
kill yourself
>>28129830
How has there never been another picture of this girl? I don't get it.
>>28131489
I used to go to FNM's every week and go to gp's and other events. I can't go anymore, it really scares me.
>>28131514
you're just jealous you didn't trade into lantern control before it became a $1000 deck.
>>28131538
>magicfag
Kill yourself whore
>>28131538
what happened that makes you so afraid now? Everyone is super friendly at my LGS
>>28131593
I became a depressed NEET and stopped talking to people in general. I went once since then and I couldnt handle it, essentially sperged out and haven't showed up since.
>>28131705
>tfw no sperg gf to make fun of and then cuddle
Everyone in this cancerous thread, including myself, needs to commit suicide immediately.
>>28131705
i bet you would do a lot better with a person to go with you. Someone you're comfortable with you who you can be near when you start to get nervous. I know a girl with super severe depression and anxiety who always goes with her bf to FNM, She told me it's like therapy for her.
Before I go to work all day I take my puppers for a walk in the woods by my house and sit in my spot on a coal bank and just enjoy the fresh air and look out over the town and woods. When I come home I usually read and wrestle with my puppy and teach her tricks or go skateboarding if nobody else is at the skatepark. I have today and tomorrow off so gonna go to my favorite skatepark while most people are at school/work. My dog likes to chase me and bark while I skate(she's a cattle dog) or run around in the fields next to the park. Pic related it's my puppe
>>28131449
I started talking to bar owners who come in and I do there bar orders. Most have people in charge that are family but they give advice. My main fear is giving up a okay paying job to follow my dreams.
>>28131818
>implying i have someone to go with.
>>28131790
Weak setup
Marinara chicken teriyaki
>>28131921
>tfw no shy MTG gf
whereabouts do you live? If you're close, we can hang out, play cards just us for a little while, then go together when you're comfy with me.Or you can be my live in NEET gf and I'll provide for you, me, and our MTG habit
PS I wouldn't really call myself a fembot. I was NEET for about 6 months and was pretty broke and camped from PA to GA and now I work and really enjoy my solitude. The feeling of being alone is really deep and scary in an exciting way. I can't form relationships with people or talk to anyone at work without cringing over it later but I am happy
>>28132017
you should shoot me an email.
[email protected]
>>28131955
I know senpai I just started.
Kill yourself for posting in this thread.
>>28129830
lol I thought this was that hambeast from canada
>>28132075
Fuck you I offered before that nigger
>>28132200
you can email me too, i just want to play games with people.
>>28131913
>>28132056
>tying a pupper up
>not letting him run wild and free
Horrible owner
>>28132075
I just did :)
Onigiri
>>28132219
>female friends
>good for anything
lel no
>>28132249
females were some of the best friends ive had growing up, until i became an anti-social retard.
>>28132306
Females aren't good for anything other than being gfs tbqh and they aren't even great at that
