Is there anything more perfect thanat least the ideaof a mommy gf?
>Motherly
>Plump but not fat
>Loves you
>Cares about you
>Will cuddle you and tell you everything will be alright
I want to be a daddy bf to a younger gril.
>>28129745
no way, nothing is better
>>28129765
I also feel this impulse
>>28129765
Fuck off retard.
You can make another thread for that purpose. Let us appreciate mommy gfs and lament the fact they do not exist in peace.
>>28129745
>mfw spend hours fantasizing about a mommy gf
>mfw i know it will never come to fruition
>mfw a robot decides to make a thread about it
WHY DO YOU LIKE TO MAKE ME SUFFER
>>28129745
>you will never be 4 years old having a 40 year old sex slave submissive who does whatever you want
>you won't have her 21 year old daughter help you fuck her mother and her
>they will never worship your tiny shota baby cock
Why live?
>>28129745
I wish I could be a mommy gf.
I would do all your points and a bit more.
>>28129814
That's a bit harsh.
I agree that the whole mommy gf is too hot for reality.
If anything the perfect girl would play mommies and daddies, doctors and nurses. Fuck all sorts of RPGs and a few board games too.
>>28129818
Some anons claim to have had mommy gfs.
I don't think it's likely to happen to anyone else, 3D mommy gfs are quite rare; why is this?
>>28129855
>Not wanting a dominant mommy
>>28129869
not OP, but I want it so much I don't care you're a guy
>>28129905
Ever since I was 5 years old, I wanted to chain up my kindergarten teacher to a wall naked, and tickle and lick her feet and painfully squeeze her tits. I also wanted to spank her butt while she cried and begged me to stop. I was a weird kid.
>tfw this will never happen
I'm too big and old now.
Are there, on average, more mommy gf types in Japan? Or am I imagining things?
>>28129765
You can be my daddy anytime
>>28129968
>I'm too big and old now.
The most agonizing sentence I ever read.
>>28129963
>not OP, but I want it so much I don't care you're a guy
There's this doujin where the younger guy falls in love with his senpai and they get in a relationship and the senpai becomes a mommy gf after he starts transitioning.
>>28129869
Why does that nigga look like Shinji
I've only had 2 "mommy" type relationships, one was platonic though
Pretty great but I feel like I'd get tired of it eventually, I don't like being taken care of 24/7
Btw what do you fellas think about a trap mommy bf? I'd be down to give it a go.
>>28130003
You're imagining things
>>28130144
>Btw what do you fellas think about a trap mommy bf? I'd be down to give it a go.
Are you implying you are one?
>>28129869
>tfw 19, but look younger, skinny, and shy
>tfw no mommy gf
>tfw daddyfags and normies won't stop ruining these threads
I have a mommy fwb
I'm 18 she's 39
And she calls me a good boy and lets me cum inside her
>anon do you think this swimsuit is too tight on mommy?
>>28130230
Fuck off normalnigger
>>28130263
I have ASPD, you fuck off faggot
>>28130230
pls tell me how you met.
>>28130312
fetlife, actually, ever tried?
>>28129745
I want a curvy tall, but not taller qt light skin grill from out of country with poofy hair and an accent who'll pet my hair as i lay in her lap
Am I pathetic?
>>28130293
>m-muh mental illness
And you're still a fucking normie you faggot
>>28130356
baited for that exact response you goddamn roody-poo normalfag
>>28130350
i have an account but don't know how to meet people on there.
>>28130350
fetlife is not so good. every women who is even slightly attractive has 50,000 men after her.
>>28130167
No I'm implying that I low-key want one
>>28130431
this
>>28130230
If you actually managed to get a women on fetlife then you must be a chad.
>>28130429
I only send messages or friends to people that are online recently
>>28130431
depends on how new they are or what they're looking for, a lot of them just attention whore
>>28130472
Well I'm not a fatass, and I'm white
I have the personality of corrugated cardboard though
>>28129745
I want to make my gf into a mommy gf. I'll love her till her hips and bottom get round, her tummy gets plump, and her breasts bursts with milk.
Do mommy gfs get horny? Do they have sex with you?
>>28130476
the point is, even when you do find someone genuine, you gotta be something special to get her attention. There is always some dude with a bigger dick, or with a better looking face, or is funnier than you. It's a bad feeling one gets when you click view photos, and she has 50+ likes on every one, and you think "why even fucking bother? what is special about me? i've got a shit personality. we might share the same particular kinks, but that's not enough"
>>28130354
Pretty much this but I want her to be like 6'7
>>28130599
Oh right, I live in a small town, that helped.
There are no mommy gf's in real life. It goes against everything that women find attractive in a man in basically all ways, biologically, sociologically, culturally etc.
>>28130567
oh yeah they do
they milk you dry
>>28130664
Partially true, you have to be dominant sometimes.
>>28130664
This. They are unicorns.
I want to get mommy pregnant!
>>28130694
maybe this. I could potentially see a woman playing along, if you're a chad in all other aspects of your life. she might indulge in your fantasies every once in a while.
Anyone else here attracted to their own mom?
>>28130664
Does it ever seem like this world is as terrible as possible on purpose?
>>28130866
... Anon....you fucking degenrate
>>28130866
nah, but my aunt thou, god damn. Especially in a swimsuit with tan lines.
>>28130354
Have you considered best waifu?
>>28130866
When I was about 11, I saw her naked coming out of the shower. I fapped thinking about it a few times before.
>That post-fap shame.
>>28130866
famalam please
What would you anons want to do with a mommy gf as opposed to a normal one?
>>28131217
Be Ioved
>>28131217
i'd fuck her while she cooks for me and and cuddle with her to bed every night and have her suck my dick while i'm doing homework
that kinda just sounds like a normal gf tho
>>28131217
Lay on her lap and eat her cooking and such
>>28129745
Can you imagine how good it must feel to do missionary with her? It would feel like you're melting.
>>28129745
I have an amazing relationship with my mother. So no, a mommy gf would absolutely cause revulsion in me. Now an older cougar gf would be dope.
>>28131297
I want it so much anons.
>>28129765
>disgusting pedophile "daddy" bfs trying to ruin a patrician thread
Take your tumblr tier fetish to tumblr and get out
>>28130995
Something along the lines of her, she does all the work
>also this is the perfect hentai prove me wrong
>>28131431
oops forgot picture, my newfagginess is showing
I just want to be a house husband to a hard working girl so her whole life is easy outside of work.
>>28130233
not tight enough
>>28130537
Source?
Este commento es original
>>28129745
tfw notrapmommy gf
>ywn be a successful business woman's house gremlin who lives in the basement and keeps the house clean while she's away on business trips.
>ywn be rewarded for your hard work with gfd
>>28129745
Obviously, you've never been laid AND you still have one foot in your mother's nest....
If either of my statements wasn't true, you'd have the external perspective required to realize the psychological stimuli you are fixated on is gay as fuck.
You've somehow managed to construe EVERYTHING backwards, and are trapped in a pattern of downwardly spiraling effeminity...
MAN UP. ...... WOMEN DO NOT FIND YOUR BEHAVIOR ATTRACTIVE
>>28131729
Can't speak for everyone but I assume its because the only woman to ever treat me with any sort of kindness and understanding was my mother. The rest of the female population treated me with apathy at best or abused me at worst.
The only female model I can connect with is the maternal one.
>>28131729
why do you care so much fag?
>>28131729
u just have 2 believe and turn your meme into reality
>>28132073
This
Don't let your memes be dreams
>>28131606
Jitsuma, sempai-anon.
>it's a mommy licks and then fingers my asshole while taking my cock into her throat episode
>it's a still don't cum because of the effect of hydrocodone episodeNext time I won't get fucked up I guess.
>>28129745
>give a non-vanilla meme50 doujin a chance
>she fucking blows her nose all over the dick and gives him a snot job
Never again
>>28132565
>snot job
wtf, that's a first
>ywn have a sweet, caring mommy gf who gives you cummies and cuddles you to sleep
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph559ff4ecddbd5
>>28130871
All the time...
>>28131729
You're conflating femininity with infantility on the sub dudes, and probably vice versa with sub females. I say this as a high test switch dude, if a woman can regularly tend to me like a good mother would do to her child then it implies to me that she'd be a way better wife than any woman who would get turned off by the thought. It is a huge turn-on for me, and it has a rational basis.
Somewhere out there this must exist:
a group of four unrelated people in a polyamorous relationship
but here's the catch
>Daddy bf
>Mommy gf
>Little gf
>little bf
and they all live out wild sexual fantasies while living together
>tfw will never have a mommy trap gf
Why was I even born?
>>28132699
>way better wife
and mother
Important emphasis in case you didn't read between the lines.
>>28129855
>you will never be four years old
>>28129745
Are there submissive mommies?
>>28132969
Most are submissive.
>5'11"
>Just want to be held by a girl who's taller than me
Any midwest femanons?
>>28132969
submissive mommy detected here >>28121516
>tfw chestlet mommygf
>the closest 2D i can get is loli dom
>>28132989
>>28133037
Thank you for validating my fantasies
>always want to be in control
>have a submissive side but hide it
>whenever it comes out feel immense shame
>can't stand to be out of control
>feel like no one will respect a sub man
I feel like I'm a switch but I really don't like being sub most of the time. Having a mommy gf would be nice sometimes, especially the comforting factor, but I could never stand to have her tell me what to do.
>>28130093
Link to doujin?
>>28133509
Hmm, I'm in pretty much the same place, anon. I have an almost obsessive need to be in control, and so often I just want a release from that burden. It's led to some internal conflict, and I've buried my sub side pretty deep. I feel like I could let it out for about the length of a session with a domme, but that's it. I don't believe I'm capable of having a long-term relationship as a sub. I might like to surrender momentarily but I need to have the final say when it comes to important stuff.
>>28130104
are you old enough to >>>/b/ here??
>>28131729
Every man wants a gf like his (or ideal) mommy...
Plus their ideal bodies usually attractive to males: curvy, full hips, busts.
>>28133817
http://nhentai.net/g/136387/
>>28130664
you'd be surprised how much a person will do when they are in love with you
>>28132626
>>28132565
It was surprisingly hot. I think I'll fap to it again now. This needs to be more popular.
1/?
Don't know if I'm into this the whole mommy gf thing because it was my only remotely sexual experience, or if the stars just aligned and I got to briefly live the dream. This is a bit of a long one.
There was this girl in my school who was about 4 grades above me and who decided to take me under her wing from kindergarten onwards I guess you could say. She'd hold my hand walking home from school, she'd give me lots of hugs, and kisses on the cheek. Basically a young version of a mom who was pretty much absent at the time. I'd always had a bit of a crush on her from the get go obviously, but it got worse as we both grew up and she matured physically. She started getting boobs that wouldn't quit. She relished pushing my face in them during our hugs when I got to school, at recess, and any other occasion she found necessary. She'd help me with homework at recess, and let me lay across her lap while she gave me backscratches too (my favorite desu).
Anyways, this basically happened everyday until about 6th grade when things changed a bit. She was a Freshman now and had pretty much fully developed, and I had hit puberty, so I actually had a sexually functioning dick and all sorts of hormones running through me. It also turns out she was friend's with my friend's sister. To make this shorter and simpler, let's just call my "mommy" Jane, and my friend's sister Sally. My friend was having a birthday party, and his parents let Sally bring some friends over for a seperate sleepover. I was staying the night with my friend and one other kid. We ended up watching a movie in the living room after the parents went out to a bar for the night. The youngest sibling was 10 and was pretty much sent to hang out with us by the parents to make sure we didn't do anything particularly bad, but Sally got him to fuck off by giving him a gameboy.
?
Not sure if it counts but I had something close
> be 26
> working in shit sales phone office
> older woman 42 starts after I've been working there for about a year
> full mouth watering mommy gf butt
> they sit her next to me to take some pointers
> after a few days ask her for a ride home (no car)
> We get to talking she is a single mommy in an empty nest
> go on a date or two.
> too spergy to realize she wants to be my mommy gf
> eventually she tells me over text that she wants to come over for drinks and sex if I don't mind the age difference
> tell her that's my fetish actually
> get booze and go to my place
> don't even open the bottle. She's all over me
> have her bend over on the edge of the bed with her knees together
> unwrap her jeans and have the time of my life with my face in her mommy but
> fuck her huge ass for a few minutes before cumming inside her because it was too good
We fucked again that night but not again. I think she felt guilty because of the age difference but for that one evening I had mommy gf all to myself
>>28135864
Because it's a bunch of teenage girls at a sleepover, truth or dare came into play as we were all half watching the movie. I'm on the floor, and Jane is sitting in the couch behind me and has her legs wrapped around me as she's playing with my hair. A bunch of dumb and uninteresting truth or dares follow. Eventually though, Sally asks me if I'd ever kissed a girl before and I just told the truth because Jane always knew when I was lying. The next dare came from Sally and dared Jane to kiss me on the lips.
Being an autistic 11 year old I tried avoiding it vehemently even though I wanted to kiss her. I basically got kissed all over my face in the next hour or so as Jane tried to get a smooch on my lips, and she never did. I am still kicking myself over this, and I haven't had an opportunity for kissing a girl since. The movie had finished, the lights were off, and Sally had fallen asleep on the couch. My friends and I were going out to the trailer where we were supposed to sleep, but Jane said she was cold and begged me to stay. My friends knew I liked her, so they ended up being cool about it and jut left without a word. She was laying on the couch with a blanket, and I got to cuddle up under it alongside her. Dream come true for me
We got really close even for just sharing a blanket and she started teasing me less than an inch from my face why I was such a prude, an accusation I denied. The position I was in was with my back against the back of the couch, and her being on the outside of it. I was very much locked in there. We continued to whisper to eachother with our faces less than an inch apart and our bodies wrapped up together. I wanted to kiss her so bad then, but I didn't and she didn't go in for it either. She held me close and said that I was really warm. I basically turned into a large teddy bear which I can't say I minded much at all.
>>28135907
This went on for what seemed like ages, and eventually I got repositioned to where my face was literally in her chest and she was rubbing my hair and neck.
The next part blew my mind and still does. I was sporting quite an erection, obviously, and apparently she took note and began teasing me about it. I denied having one, and then she just straight up grabbed my dick and balls through my pajama pants and I thought I'd cum right there. She let go after I admitted I had a boner for her. She got me repeat this a few times and clarify that I liked her a lot. I still remember exactly how this next bit feels. She got one finger and kept tracing up and down my dick (still through my pajama pants) with one finger until I came, hard. She felt when it started twitching and gave me a big bear hug while I was cumming. We laid there in bliss for what seemed like forever. Then she gave me a kiss on the forehead and said I should go out to the trailer.
After this I had one similar experience in the umpire's box at the local minor league field. I don't know how common it is in other places, but for those who don't know it is basically this big wooden shack behind home plate which is used to control the scoreboard. It's a pretty easy and fun job to do between games. She came in once while I was messing around in there, and just teased me to no end. I loved it I was hunched over the controls, she took my shirt off, and rubbed her head up and down my back for what seemed like ages. Her hair felt great. She kept asking me if I liked this and I tried lying, for whatever fucking reason at first. I was wearing baseball pants, so it was pretty easy to see I was enjoying it, a lot. She put her hand on my knee while she was behind me and brought it in centimeter by centimeter, but not before asking if I was nervous yet in a teasing way after each movement. I lied all the way down to when she got to the outline of my dick going down my leg
>>28135926
Then she started cracking up and said I was a big liar. She then grabbed me from behind and held me on top of her with her arm around my neck. I loved this so I didn't fight it and she started kissing my neck, and grabbed my crotch. I really liked being dominated like that truth be told. Then her fucking younger brother came in and ruined the whole thing because their mom went home and she now had to watch him. He walked in and she just said we were wrestling, and we got back to our usual positions. I'm still a bit buttmad about how that played out.
Nothing like that ever happened again and we grew more distant because she was in high school, and I was stuck in middle school. I'd still see her sometimes, and I was lucky enough to see her turn into THE slut of her class. I'd hear stories about her, see her making out with guys around town, and it seemed at the time she fucked every guy in her class. This killed me inside and was really hard to see. I looked her up last year and it turns out she's just some white trash single mom with 3 bastard kids now. She has a bunch of tattoos and her boyfriend is in prison for 5 years.
Tough shit I guess. I wish another one like her would come around so much, but I know it's not going to happen
>>28133043
loli doms are fucking underrated
>>28130537
I don't understand their point system at all.
>>28136266
Difference in number of orgasms.
>>28136266
(Times boy came)-(times they came)
>>28133143
>>28133037
H-hey, that's me
>tfw no mommy gf
>tfw the mommy gf you had once was really abusive
>tfw you miss her and regret breaking up with her
>tfw you just want her back even though she was abusive
i just want a mommy gf i dont care if they abuse me i want a mommy ill be the best little kitty girl ever ;_; ill do anything
>>28132671
>that into advertisement
>>28136364
would you say you're a switch? the idea of a submissive mommy type seems really interesting to me.
Bump
>gillian anderson will never be your mommy
>>28137067
I guess? I'm not very sexually experienced to say anything definite though. I really like the idea of being a mommyish gf outside of the bedroom, stuff like doing chores, dressing him, nurturing him, giving him life advice, and such. But in sexual situations, I wanna be told what to do. Still like getting my tiddies sucked tho.
Different from my porn preferences, which is basically /ss/ hentai lol
hey guys
i wish i had a mommy
im going to kill myself if i dont have on by the time im 20
i havent had one for 19 years so i feel 20 years should probably be the cut off right?
>>28137202
yo real talk you like transgirls?
if so drop me a line [email protected]
>>28137257
Real talk, if you a black tgirl I'll hit you up, if not fuck that noise.
>>28137202
damn, that sounds pretty wonderful since I feel like I have both dominant and submissive sides. whereabouts are you at?
>>28137320
n-no im white
im 5'3 130lbs and have 36C :x
>>28137334
Do you have Kik? :o
>>28130866
may be. i don't want to think too much :(
>>28137351
c-can you email me? >>28137257
i do have a kik but i don't really want to post it :x
>>28137367
You can kik me then. :)
Kik: dubbie17
>tfw 26 year old virgin
>tfw no mommy gf ever and it will never happen
>tfw no gf ever at all
>>28137458
These feels. I know them all to well. Sorry anon.
tfw no qt girl will claim me and fuck me
why live.. im so lonely. i dont find it too hard to find qt girls irl but they're never dom... and i just cant do it
>>28138122
>tfw no mommy gf to smother my face with her ass on a daily basis
>Fall asleep
>Miss out on mommy gf
I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life
I am almost certain a higher power hates me.
>>28139016
i know that feel
i think im going to kill myself
haha :)
>>28136411
How was she abusive? What did she do? Did she hit you?
I want to kiss mommy's poopy butthole!
>>28139213
No you don't. You're justshitposting.I really do want to thoughI want to smell her farts too
>>28139241
I want a mommy to tell me to clean her hairy butthole with my tongue!Post more pictures.
>>28139213
>>28139241
>>28139277
thread has gone full incest
>>28139277Okay, but in return keep posting like that.
>>28139204
just psychologically.. i would've preferred if she hit me
>>28139333
>just psychologically.. i would've preferred if she hit me
Give me an example, what did she do?
>>28139277
Oh my God, this this this.
I want a mommy with a hairy butthole so fucking bad.
How do you feel about mommy armpits?
>>28129745
>Loves you
>Cares about you
Niceme.me
>>28137202
absolutely go fuck yourself for making me feel this feel. this is EXACTLY all ive ever wanted and i cant have it because i rolled a 1 on irl character creation. meanwhile chad probably has 10 different mommy gfs and he doesnt even care about being a good boy at all for them. you're twisted anon, get bent >:[
>>28139388
>the idea of
Everybody knows real women won't genuinely love you. That's why two dee is superior.
At least having someone pretend would be nice, though.
>>28139352
i dont want to talk about this... its just making my eyes tear up and im getting upset
please
>>28139413
>i dont want to talk about this... its just making my eyes tear up and im getting upset
Talk about it anyway, I need to know.
>>28139425
why do you need to know..?
i dont see why you care besides wanting to hurt me
>>28139367
>she will never take a loud, farty dump in the other room and then call out saying "come over here and kiss my anus. be a good boy and lick mommy clean."
>>28139432
Anon, you're making me erect.Continue.
>>28139455
post the rest of your doujin anon it's pretty gud
>all these faggots saying they want a "trap" mommy
that's not how it works
i want a qt trutrans mommy to treat like a cis girl and support her through her transitionwhile she loves on me and tells me how helpful i am
I actually had a real fife mommy gf.
Ask anything.
>>28139525
Only if that anon continues.
I'll start from the beginning and skip the pages I already posted.
>>28139658
I'm tempted to tell you to fuck off for being a normie, but I am genuinely curious how you attained one since they're unicorns.
>>28130537
jitsuma needs to do more, i love the exaggerated proportions of the ladies and how girly the boys look.
Feelio when falling in love with a concept that doesn't exist
>>28139670
I'm a loser like the rest of you.
I got lucky senpai.
I used online dating.
I've literally seeded her over 30 times into her raw mommy cunt.
>>28139708
>I'm a loser like the rest of you
Describe yourself physically. You can't be. You have to at least have a personality.
>>28139719
yea ok. My looks are not too bad. My personality is what is lacking. Shy, timid, and antisocial, and awkward.
>>28139742
>My looks are not too bad
Exactly.
>tfw fucked from the start
I already posted six earlier
>Snotjob on next page
>Vomit not far after
Just look up the rest yourselves, I'm not risking a b&
>>28139755
sorry brah. I'll admit it your looks are not 6/10 at least then I don't think it will ever happen.
To rub it in a bit, she would push her huge milky nipples into my mouth all the time.
>>28139670
care to link?
>>28139817
>Being interested in that stuff
http://exhentai.org/g/847993/d63bffff5a/
>>28129745
>literally too old for this fantasy now
WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE
>>28139852
You're too old for /ss/.
You're not too old for a mommy gf.
>>28139429
>>28139425
no reply
hmpf thats what i thought.. you just wanted to hurt me like everyone else
From what I hear, mommy gf relationship dynamics happen fairly often in lesbian relationships.
I think if you're a straight guy you're out of luck though, dominant straight women (as in naturally dominant, not roleplaying it for money or as a favor to someone) are 1 in a million.
>>28129905
I have a gf who's 10 years older than me and she's very caring. It's pretty great, all we do is eat, cuddle, watch movies and have sex.
>>28140484
where 2 cop one of those
>>28140484
I moved to another country and had to take language classes that's where we met. She's asian btw.
>>28140777
Is meant for, original comment.
>>28140722
>>28136364
>>28137202
Haha, sorry. I got less than 8 years till I reach wizardhood, and my first ona hole is on it's way to me right now.
>>28140777
>asian
whatever floats your boat man
>>28129765
>Have a gf older than me
>She still calls me daddy
feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>28129905
>Fantasize about momdom gf
>This bread
Why must you torture me?
It's this entire board just people with unresolved Oedipus and Elektra complexes?
Is that where the misogyny comes from?
I prefer the idea of a gf that's more like an onee-san desu senpai.
>tfw have female friends that are mom-like
Comfy. I got crush on one of them, she asked me to go to cinema yesterday. I bet it won't be in two though.
>>28141596
No it comes from being lonely jaded cunts that's where it comes from.
>>28141684
Said the jaded cunt
