>26
>don't even know how to kiss someone
What's even the point of finding someone now, I'd just look like a creeper at this age.
>>28128696
>23
>No idea of how to pay taxes
>never drove a car
>No work experience
>Virgon
>never put my penis in the vagina
yea well Im about to turn 29 and I haven't kissed a girl either
1 year and 5 days left until wizardhood, I'm going full dark mage
The idea is to find someone to learn how to kiss, then someone else to keep progressing.
Kissing is easy as fuck, though. You shouldn't have much trouble. If you kiss someone who knows how to kiss (at your age it should apply to every girl) you'll learn the second or third time to do it properly.
>24
>doean't know how to order at Subway or Starbucks
SILENCE LIKE A CANCER GROWS
>>28128696
>26
>KHHV
>never had a job
>never cooked food
>never done laundry
>mommy still does everything for me
>no useful education
>no skills/talents
>no significant passions
Why was I even born.
>spend 24 years without kissing a girl
>finally do it
>feels nothing
>>28128877
How about you try cooking food or doing laundry when mommy is not home? or just ask her how, I doubt she's gonna be other than glad that you want to stop being that much of a parasite.
>>28128893
Not even a self esteem boost?
>19
>gonna have my first kiss with my bf some day
>>28128965
She's a NEET also. She's always home unless we go somewhere together.
I know I should try to be more independent, even if it's just small steps. It's just hard to find the motivation to do work when someone else will do it for you.
>>28128986
i think kissing only feels good when you're with someone you actually
i done just for the sake of doing
>>28129039
actually like*
>1st kiss was with oneitis
>Still a virgin, but the hottest thing ever
>Apparently, I was good enough to warrant a full blown tongue down tonsil hockey game
I really need a gf.
>>28129039
Nah, kissing random drunk sluts is always a decent self esteem boost, at least for me.
I kissed someone I truly like for the first time not long ago. That actually feels fucking awesome. It's super comfy and warm.
>>28129029
But you expressed discontent with your existence, why continue living in a shitty state of mind when you could do so in a less shitty one. Defeat your own NHK
>>28128720
>most of this is me
@28129002(Youwish)
Iol fag
hey does anyone have the retarded customer service pepe i need it for my......ummm........ work
>>28129322
*KICKS YOUR ASS*
>>28128772
ordering subway is easy
you pick the bread
then the meat
then the cheese
then the vegetables.
>be 26
>fat girl forced a kiss on me when I was 18
>felt gross and I'm kind of a germaphobe
>sperged out
>pushed her away and left abruptly
>have hardly spoken to a female since
I should have tried harder but its too late now
>>28130988
>fat girl forced a kiss on me when I was 18
How the fuck do you get sexually assaulted by fat girls at 18, you 5'2 or what?
>>28128877
>never cooked food
>never done laundry
>mommy still does everything for me
I'm 26 and there is no excuse for this shit. I'm a HKV NEET,and this is too much
>>28132260
I know it's pretty messed up, but somehow it got to the point at which it just felt very awkward to try to change it, more so than the awkwardness of the situation itself, if that makes any sense.
>>28132260
>be 26
>mom still drives me to the dentist
>pays for it to obviously
>dentist notices I need to have my wisdom teeth taken out
>brings my mom in and discusses it with her while I just sit there with a blank expression
The worst part is I don't have a baby face or anything I have thick coarse facial hair and actually look my age.
