>tfw I am now older than Chris was when he started his Love Quest
>still a virgin with rage with no boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweetheart from the ground up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR1kZnhuM3I
>>28128218
Do you realize. Do. You. Realize.
>>28128218
How old was he ? 24?
>>28128218
Its so sad to see him and other famous internet figures age, there just something wrong with it. It leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.
>>28128218
why is he asking money this time?
>>28129231
What do you think is wrong with it?
>>28128218
This dude went to high school in my county. Pretty sure he's been banned from 2+ GameStops for sperging out.
>>28128218
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Entertainment_of_America#Help_Wanted
>Help Wanted
>Romantic coordinator
A romantic coordinator is a professional matchmaker that Chris would actually pay for and trust. He claimed he was too busy to handle this himself. He mentioned that his "associate" wrote this section, in what is an obvious lie but a rare instance of Chris being seen to have shame.
>Description
Compete with the lesbian love market and find Chris a sweetheart
Create a course in women's self-defense/martial arts, dating education, and lesbian sexual positions.
Escort Chris in certain public events
Fight against trolls
>Qualifications
Be fit and in shape
Be a femme fatale
>>28129430
He is actually banned statewide
>http ://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris
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>>28128218
Is he doing the smart move posing as a lesbian trans to get lesbian china?
>>28129522
>http ://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris
That's amazing. I've always wanted to run into him just to witness a being of pure spaghetti from a distance.
I did run into Gorgeous George if you remember him. Something Awful used to prank call his public access tv show relentlessly back in the early days of youtube.
>>28129522
>attempted to have Chris arrested for loitering
you can really be arrested for just standing somewhere for too long in the US?
God I remember reading a ton of Chris Chan stuff back in 2010-2011 and just soaking in all the information.
Time flies.
>>28128730
At the start of the Love Quest, 21.
I'm going to be 25 soon. It just didn't hit me until just now.
>>28129987
Yeah, but its more like it just gives the property owner the right to tell homeless people to fuck off nobody actually gets prosecuted
>>28130121
bit of a freudian slip right?
>>28130076
Yeah, I remember doing the same, except for me I think it was around 2009.
The funniest thing to ever happen with CWC IMO was the whole Liquid Chris saga. Now I kind of feel bad for what happened to CWC, I used to just think it was hilarious.
Also I'm a KV but I don't really have any rage, it's mostly because I'm too lazy to start any kind of love quest
how old was he when he made the first issue of sonichu
>>28130279
First proper issue of Sonichu came out when he was 23.
However, Sonichu was first created when he was 18. Here's his first appearance.
>Sonichu was made 16 years ago
>>28128439
every time this makes me lol without fail
Did CWC actually have sex with a prostitute or was that just a troll rumor?
>>28130428
Chris definitely CLAIMED to have sex with a prostitute, that much is true. Whether he really did is a matter of debate.
Personally, though, I think he did. Chris is an awful liar, and the more elaborate he makes his lies the quicker they fall apart. For fuck's sake, he once tried to scare the trolls by saying his house was haunted by the ghost of himself. Chris' story of his encounter with the hooker is full of details that Chris just isn't clever enough to make up, like the hooker's name being Mia Hamm and Chris not getting the reference.
>>28130361
what an amazing late 90s shirt.
I want it.
Does anyone else kinda envy Chris a little?
He just lives his life like a perpetual nerdy teenager without a care in the world. If he wants to spend his whole day playing video games, drawing comic books, watching anime, eating chicken nuggets, jacking off, writing god awful music, updating sixteen worthless websites, and making custom Pokemon cards, he'll do exactly that, without the slightest feelings of shame, restraint, or inadequacy.
Sometimes I wish I could live like he does.
>>28130699
>He just lives his life like a perpetual nerdy teenager without a care in the world. If he wants to spend his whole day playing video games, drawing comic books, watching anime, eating chicken nuggets, jacking off, writing god awful music, updating sixteen worthless websites, and making custom Pokemon cards, he'll do exactly that, without the slightest feelings of shame, restraint, or inadequacy.
But he fucked it all up, anon. He was living the robot, man-child dream but he fucked it up with his ego and narcissism.
He was in paradise, and all he had to do was live a non-offending life, but he couldn't.
>>28130829
True, I suppose.
I guess you really can't know how good you have it until it's too late.
>tfw no black man in a pickle costume to fallow me around at the mall
Why me god
>>28129363
I dont know, nothing wrong about it but I dont like it so I deem it unfair. I guess I just feel nostalgic about the 2000s. Wish I could go back in time to being a teenager.
