Yaaaawwwwwn.
Oh, hey wagekek, didn't see you there.
what am I doing? Oh, just on my way to the airport. Why you ask?
I've been invited to be on an international panel of NEET scientists who are going to be discussing one of the biggest questions of the modern age: are Wagecucks human?
Me personally, I think not, based on my findings, but we'll see! Actual intellectuals, as NEETs tend to be have a way of changing your view on things! Toodles!
Sage goes in all fields
OC
>>28128010
Hehe sure ya are...loser ;)
>>28128010
Why are NEETS so good at what they do? Time? Patience?
>tfw wagekek janitor
>tfw I'll be cleaning the floors where the NEET scientists are goi to to have their panel
Please find us as inhuman and put me out of my misery.
>>28128168
Both. Wagecucks don't have time, thus they try to rush things. By rushing things, they get into the habit of not having patience.
>>28128010
>tfw i am a wagecuck and will never get to be a NEET.
Oh, I'll be at the same conference fellow NEET scientist!
Me personally, I think wagecucks could be classified as lesser humans, closely related to us, but not quite the same. My findings indicate they do share some genetic similarity, closer to homo erectus than homo sapien though.
>tfw shit Tier NEET
Just end it already
I look forward to hearing about your newfound discoveries, Dr. NEET! Do keep me informed, but I don't want you to feel rushed - we NEETs have all the time in the world!
>>28128345
Even the lowest NEET is a King among his wagecuck servants.
>tfw wagecuck
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>28128229
>be me
>work in canteen of International Center for Science Panels
>want to spit in NEET's food but Mr Shekelstein has cameras everywhere
>they're state of the art cameras with face recognition capability and remote control
>Mr Shekelstein can afford such advanced cameras thanks to all of our hard work
>even has wagecucks operating the cameras and faithfully reporting any transgressions
fucking NEETs. and we dont even get to eat the canteen food. i have to bring lunch from home. mr shekelstein says he cant afford to feed us for free
This is NEET-45, we have no wagecucks in the area, roger that tango foxtrot
I'll be speaking at a panel on Sunday at around 11 in conference hall D. My topic will be about the brain of a wagecuck, and why they enjoy slavery so much.
>>28128357
Ah, NEETbert, I have one of your paintings in my study. I must say, its quite magnificent.
I always think NEET-posting has run out of original material, and I'm wrong every time.
Keep on the good fight, NEET-brothers.
>>28128424
Of course my good man, only the best and most honest expression of artistic intent for my fellow NEET. Only we NEETs can interpret it - what it's like to ponder mysteries of life, not so dissimilar to your amazing discoveries in the fields of science. We are truly a gifted and talented people to be able to pursue such higher callings.
>>28128544
>ywn own an original NEETbert
>>28128820
Fucking wagecucks LMAO!
>>28128544
NEET related art is one of the seven wonders of the world in my eyes. The beauty portrayed, incredible.