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>Wake up, 11:20 AM.
>Phone in hand, cancelled alarm, class started an hour ago.
>Go to grocery store, stop by the cafe there for delicious $2 pizza.
>Clerk: "Enjoy!"
>Me: "You too! *under breath* ... Damn it. *under breath*"
>Exit store.
>Greeter / Loss Prevention: "Have a nice day!"
>Me: "You too -- wait, no. I mean... Wait, yeah, you too. Sorry."
>Me, under breath but loud enough for the person behind me to probably hear me: Kill me, kill me, kill me.
>Make it to car, feel around pockets for keys, they're not there.
>Have to run inside, go past greeter, keys are at loss prevention, I left them at self checkout.
>Go back to car, step in hot gum that I'd spat out beside my car before walking in.
>Crawl into passenger door because I parked too close to another car.
How was your Monday, /r9k/?
Skipped uni class once again because of how bad my social anxiety has gotten.
I'm talking to a beautiful girl
Taught art to loads of mentally handicapped people, glad to be done, go sit and draw, there's some event for even more mentals where I sat, could do without it by that point.
>woke up at around 11 am feeling like shit but that's nothing new
>was gonna go sailing but the wind was gusting pretty hard and I wasn't feeling it
>spend my whole day watching southpark and funposting
>bored as shit so obviously I start craving some sort of substance
>decided to stop being a lazy asshole and putter down to the corner shop for a bottle of jim beam so I can sleep tonight
Other than that pretty good
>>28126604
I was about to feel sympathy for you until I read that you spit your gum on the ground. Dumb bitch, I hate people like you.
>>28127267
Got home and painted some memes.
>woke up on tile floor
>right hand is completely numb from cushioning hip
>hip bruised anyway
>smash a baby roach on the ground near me
>get up drink tap water eat some old trail mix
>try to take a shit but can't
>lay under ac vent while smoking
>hot in the bathroom so take a sweaty shit
>play violin to reggae
Not bad, at least I got to sleep where it's air conditioned
>>28127303
orijinul
>>28126604
Been shitposting at work for 6 hours senpai I'm super bored.
The drive here is great since its twisty shitty roads for 45minutes and I see how fast I can take corners.
>tfw the back slides out just a little
Feels good man.
Gonna go take a walk in a few minutes then bust out the red letter media Masters of the Universe (1987) commentary on my lappy.
Not looking forward to running when I get home, it's windy and shitty out. Might skip it until weather clears.
>>28126604
Nice story man. That sucks, but was still entertaining to read. Could be in a movie I think.
My Monday: I am currently unemployed and the last few days I have been watching Gurren Lagann and reading A Game of Thrones between lifting weights and bodyweight exercises. But today I have been pretty tired and wasn't really feeling up to doing much. Unfortunately kind of fucked up the healthy eating I have been doing and have eaten 4 slices of pizza today. Shaved my head, submitted one job application for a crappy Security Guard position that pays $9/hr because I need a job. Plan to submit more tomorrow and get back to lifting weights. I have completed a pre-pharmacy program but didn't get accepted to the only university I applied to. Now I'm unsure what I will do for a career, I'm thinking: apply for Police Officer or Corrections Officer jobs, probably pharmacy school again if I can find work as a tech first, a Nursing Program after I take that test. I don't really want to be a nurse but the $30/hr is not bad and I wouldn't mind being a school nurse if I could find a position. Obviously on 4chan wasting my time right now but I bet I will log off soon. Probably pretty soon tonight I will do some situps and these sad exercises I have been doing to try to build up strength for pull ups while I read some more Game of Thrones.
>>28126604
skipped two classes today because im too depressed to do homework and ashamed to show my face in class because i dont do homework
but yeah all in all ok i guess
